it is impressive how fricking shit the soundtrack is

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  1. 1 month ago
    sage

    Nice slide thread butthole. No one cares.

  2. 1 month ago
    Victor LIVES

    I'm glad it flopped. Good riddance, there is ZERO excuse for selling a 2 dimensional game for full price. 2 dimensional is lazy outdated shit for incompetent developers like bingtendo that are too stupid to think in 3 dimensions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >flopped
      huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bait.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't expect a namegay though.

      • 1 month ago
        Victor LIVES

        Sold only 500k

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bait.

          • 1 month ago
            Victor LIVES

            False

            I agree, soundtrack was forgettable. Game was too short as well. Crazy that console babbies pay $60 for an 8 hour game lol. I say this as a fan of Metroid, too. Thank you based Yuzu.

            It was less than 2 hours

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe for you. I'm not a speed running gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, it sold 3.04 million.

          • 1 month ago
            Victor LIVES

            False

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.vgchartz.com/article/457984/metroid-dread-sales-top-3-million-units/

              • 1 month ago
                Victor LIVES

                >according to nintendo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Victor LIVES

                >NOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST POINT OUT THAT THE EVIL AND LYING COMPANY I WORSHIP IS EVIL AND LIES

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So where are your facts and statistics from?
                >It came to me in a dream!

              • 1 month ago
                Victor LIVES

                Actual statistical research based on the number of copies sold in japan, vs the percentage of switches sold in japan

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What about the rest of the world? And what is the source for this "actual statistical research"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's your fault for engaging obvious bait.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What soundtrack?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, the soundtrack is kinda underwhelming.
      It certainly ain't Prime.

      Exactly. Devs make soundscapes more than soundtracks now and it kinda sucks.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean soundtrack

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *the game is

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, soundtrack was forgettable. Game was too short as well. Crazy that console babbies pay $60 for an 8 hour game lol. I say this as a fan of Metroid, too. Thank you based Yuzu.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only Metroid game to have a GOOD soundtrack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prime soundtrack good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Original Metroid soundtrack better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's good too I agree

      • 1 month ago
        Victor LIVES

        False, bingtendo has never produced anything good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what's your favorite vidya

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Erica malding all day since everyone agreed snoys are pathetic b***hes.

    • 1 month ago
      Victor LIVES

      Darren SEETHING because palworld and persona 3 reload are spitroasting the shitch

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dread soundtrack fine, sometimes good.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not shit. It's just not particularly interesting and kind of generic.

    The following is shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not particularly interesting and kind of generic.
      so shit

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The soundtrack is the worst part of the game and the only part made by japs. Funny

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Burenia and Birdgil’s themes.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The whole game is shit... why would the soundtrack be any different?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely lacking compared to the classics.
    Only Kraids and Raven Beak's Theme stand out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >overbearing synth "drums" throughout the entire piece
      >can barely hear the melody
      >a bunch of weird forced "le creepy" synth sounds
      This is hot garbage

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the pal world devs to btfo this tendie trash with their new game. Total shitch death

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf does Palworld have to do with Metroid?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=ovHtKUAlZe_r6GHY
        You aren't safe shitch troony.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >soundtrack is so shit and unmemorable that people try to remake it from scratch

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Darren SEETHING because palworld and persona 3 reload are spitroasting the shitch

    The man is broken.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, but you are, darren

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As an actual Metroid fan, this game was a huge fricking disappointment.
    Soulless is the perfect way to describe nearly every aspect of it...the map design, the atmosphere, the audio, the combat... it all just felt so dialed in and forgettable.
    I would rather play through OG Metroid 2 or Fusion before playing through this again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weird. As an actual Metroid fan I loved it, even though I felt the exploration felt less natural than other Metroid entries and the music is lackluster.
      If they can shore up those two issues with another entry, would be approaching perfect metroid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Super Metroid is perfect Metroid, zoomie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There is no such thing as a good bingtendo game. The "best" they've ever made is a 4/10. They are a plague, nothing more.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot your name tag.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          80's kid.
          Super Metroid is my favorite Metroid of all time, but games of this style have evolved since then and the controls are only good for its era.
          If they get the controls of Dread and boss fights, and have the exploration and music similar to Super, then we'd be cooking.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How do you feel the controls of Dread are superior to Super?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >As an actually troony tendie fanboy
      No one cares about your dialation rituals. Nintendo is dead. Pokemon is dead. Get fricked homosexual

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First there was Eric and now there's a Darren what the frick is happening

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who woulda thought that ambient soundtracks are garbage, news at 11.

    Switch games are ubislop at this point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have ubisoft over ANY shitch "game"

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. A shame since the rest of tge game was pretty great, but no good music in a metroid game is a sin

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    game is great but yea the soundtrack is very forgettable

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