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  1. 5 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Let's face it, even a bunch of naked Gankerners armed with tree branches could easily stomp an army of fully armored Redditors with the best weapons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe back then when the avg Gankerner wasn't a SEAmonkey/south american with 60 iq posting from a smartphone they picked out of a tech landfill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        a BR with a 140 ping literally won the match for Ganker

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He had a measured iq of 120.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate what has happened to the internet.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      channers discussed a decade ago how to beat stick,
      reddit is still arguing whether guns can kill people.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        deserves a (You)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt Ganker has any real gamers left

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      at this point it would be classified as friendly fire

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now Reddit stomps.
      The moronic teens on here hate it, but the fact is that Reddit is now officially the smartest, most skilled playerbase on the internet. In any game, you'll get stomped by people on there. The whole
      >UHHH Ganker IS WHERE SMART PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE DUMB AND REDDIT IS WHERE DUMB PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE SMART
      was one huge cope once the people on here saw the tide turning.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I blame third world phone posters for polluting our genetic stock.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redditors were a mistake.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit has better technical skill because all they do is grind and play games like it's their job, strategically though they leave much to be desired
        they're like high-level bots in a way, nearly impossible to take on in a straight fight but are insanely predictable and refuse to adapt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably more the fault that no one wants to openly associate with 4chin, especially after 2016.
        Harbleu was part of the original 4chin team, but probably would jeopardize his streaming career / RL or whatever the frick by playing for us again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry bro the autists here stomp. Stop gassing yourself up

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have a hard time believing any of the actual autists still lurk here, they either moved over to /vr/ where actual game discussion happens or fricked off to a discord or subreddit with minimal shitflinging

          could any of you beat me in Fistful or Frags or Lethal League or even Toribash? i doubt it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >/vr/ where actual game discussion
            kek, you mean shitting on classics like SoTN while praising mediocrity like Castlevania 64? And all the rec threads from zoomers wondering if if Final Fantasy aged well?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FAVORITE GAME
              I don't know dude, that seems like a you problem.

              All I know is the catalog isn't 80% twitter snips and coomer shite

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BUT MUH Ganker IS ALSO CANCER
                So what? /vr/ is still complete cancer. I'm sure there's another duckstation thread seething about retro arch. I'm sure there are yet another CC thread that has been talked about by the same 5 people 1000 times. I'm sure some zoomer is asking what everyone thinks about one of the most popular games of all time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and all those thread topics sound a million times better than all Ganker twitter and coomshit threads combined.

                Seethe?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BUT I SAID Ganker IS ALSO SHIT
                Don't care, /vr/ is shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay?

                You listed three topics about video games and expected me to be upset about it, obviously we're not the same.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >expected me to be upset about it
                What? No, I never expected that. I was just pointing out that no actual discussion happens on /vr/ while you keep sperging about Ganker being bad. Not everything is about making you angry, you goddamn narcissist

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sperging
                I said it once and you repeated it to me three times.

                Honestly, you created this argument.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not even an argument, moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet you've treated it like one even going as far as to provide examples of why you're right.
                In any case, have a good day.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This board has been taken over by failed normies with no opinions of their own trying to get validation from each other on an image board. Sad.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a failed normalgay, I'm just also good at video games and love playing them

              >thinks Ganker hates everything because someone told him bg3 is for trannies
              But anyway feel free to go back at any time

              This perfectly exemplifies Ganker "discussion"
              No argument, just immediately take offense and bring up the nearest FOTM to associate with trannies

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all of Ganker is one person

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, but most of Ganker has been programmed to act the same

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just admit someone made fun of your favorite game and now you're sour about it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't see how people are being programmed by a small number of websites, including Ganker, then you are probably just an NPC.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker's groupthink is bad and they aren't allowed to have it because communities aren't allowed to set their own standards or agree on anything.
                Make your own chan then.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone is allowed to do whatever they want i just think it makes for dogshit video game discussion

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see enough autism on /vg/. You're wrong xir

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We love video games more. That has nothing to do with skill.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >modern Ganker
          >loving videogames
          lol, lmao even

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It says more about reddit then us that my statement stands true. We hate bad games. They love bad games. We are better then them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks Ganker hates everything because someone told him bg3 is for trannies
            But anyway feel free to go back at any time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        once i entered as a yugioh reddit tournament as a test and mogged a , /dng/ yugioh players from here are way better
        the problem with Ganker is the unplayers, but the people that actually play are the cream of the crop

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick no. Reddit is full of the most braindead NPCs you could ever meet. They're the kind of scum that would complain if a video game doesn't have game journalist difficulty modes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice fanfiction. We’d still roll you gays.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit still thinks that a secondary protagonist having a "questionably villainous" viewpoint, even in their just early on in their character arc, is a no-no. Stuff like a prince who doesn't support immigration,

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        redditors got so mad at /tfg/ shitting on them every chance they had they managed to get respawn to remember the game exists just to ban them years after they abandoned the game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, when this image was made Ganker was full of aryan ubermensch. Reddit is whiter than us now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe before a bunch of geriatric arthritis riddled boomers flooded in here.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got shammed by shazz
      >think they could beat anons in BF3
      >gets stomped again
      >ends up banning players
      never keked so hard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not after gamergate, no

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume you meant especially after Gamergate

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it better from the closed beta? When I played like 2 weeks ago it was awful.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awful how?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if keeps getting better
      which is not to say that it is good
      but it's getting better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      skiing and jetpacks feel much better this time around.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best part about this was it was in a game nobody even really played. We beat them at some obscure game that we all played for the first time because we're naturally better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not true. The game was like 6 months old at that point.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some obscure game
      This might shock you but Tribes Ascend was not the first in the series

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >racism outside of /b/

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being in a team makes you a barcode.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tribes is based off the Battletech universe, right? Not set in it, but based off it?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHAZBOWL
    NEVER 4GET.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how they killed my boy, fricking NO time of jetpack. No continuous rolling maps.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This alone is reason not to play until they get their heads out of their asses and restore jetpack energy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I didn't realise it was that much weaker, in my memory it was about the same as T1 but T1 is one of the stronger jets here

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a screenshot of the Ganker header from that day?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but I almost remember it in its entirety.
      >Highly trained and coordinated group of redditors beaten by rag-tag group of Gankerirgins led by a furry tripgay and a BR sniper with 140 ping

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went out of my way to look it up and ironically found it on Reddit. They were also glad we won at the time.
        I was pretty fricking close.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How come the board titles barely change anymore? Ganker changing to Arabic was the first time it happened in many years.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            rumor is that most of the staff has become jaded homosexuals or downright malignant thanks to Hiro's almost sociopathic approach to management, it doesnt that they also drag down the part of staff that to keep the board cultures alive, and pretty much if no one reports, they let shit go pass the radar bur board culture? unacceptable.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, how times have changed since this image was posted. This thread alone shows how many Redditors browse here now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shoop da whoop
      longcat is long
      uhhhh… row row fight da powah

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit here, my team plans on challenging you Gankerners soon.
    You won't win this time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm retired. It was years ago, anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ONE
        LAST
        JOB

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why
    it was lightning in a bottle, there's no point in trying to recapture it

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6000 dollars was an expensive computer back then
    >now you get the graphics card second hand for that price

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all maps are unfun bathtubs
    >no fricking energy
    >no direction jetting and shit air control
    >meds and heavies have only two weapons
    and they want to release this in a month...?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Increased speed
    BASED

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I require velocity.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The disc launchers feel more like railguns shooting train cars now. I can hit multiple midair easily now. If anything, midairing no longer feels special or rewarding anymore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they actually make projectile hitboxes bigger? Because it felt like that to me too. Not only was I landing more midairs, but also hitting terrain with shots that looked like they should've cleared it

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one in this thread ever participated or was even browing Ganker when this happened and I ever dare say werem't even born. That includes me (im 19)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was playing Tribes 1 before you were born.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to hear you enjoy shitty games, how are the wife and kids?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >19
      Leave while you still can little zoomie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >leave

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm here because I got kicked out for not listening to Black folk mumbling over a beat about fricking white women for hours on end
        And I also don't play multiplayer slop or watch tik Tok
        So I can't connect with people my age

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You may think you're being wise for your age right now but when you're older you'll wish you had the humility to make an effort to connect with people your age right now. Life is more fun with people around you.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le wrong generation whining
          Fricking hell, grow up already.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't make Ganker a replacement for your social life. None of us here are your friends. I don't mean this to dunk on you but being terminally online will ruin you and make you regret your life. Even the time you spend with people you don't 100% enjoy your time with will be better than completely rotting here. Enjoy Ganker, but keep a healthy distance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did not participate in the match but I sure was here and also playing Tribes Ascend.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember ignoring an nhl playoff game my dad was playing on the tv to watch this on my laptop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I was there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      speak for yourself
      ive been here since 2006 and been playing vidya since the late 80s.
      the peak was 1997~2001, all the best games came out then.
      2006 was a good time as well, all the good MMOs were in their peak and the internet wasnt ruined yet.
      everything went to shit from 2012

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        TORtanic was around 2012, wasn’t it? That was the last time I remember this place being genuinely enjoyable for a sustained period of time.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VGTG
    >VGTG
    >VGTG
    >AWWWW THATS TOO BAD

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a server browser yet?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should watch the match if you haven't, the comeback was kino, reddit stomped the first 2 matches and the third one was also one sided, but within those 2 and a half games the Ganker team was able to figure out the reddit team strategy and then just hard countered anything they tried until they inevitably lost the last 2 matches.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You should watch the match if you haven't
      Who the frick hasn't watched the Shazbowl at this point? It is an iconic part of Ganker's history, and probably one of the last times the board actually unified to some extent over something, before the wave of shiggydiggydoo post-irony truly set in, and all sincerity became 'literally plebbit' to the extent that the term literally got word filtered so the system thinks it is spam when you post it.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is something that could never happen again. Not only is Ganker so fricking reddit these days you STILL can't say certain negative phrases about reddit without being spamfiltered, anything trying to set up another one of these events would probably just end up being 404'd every thread while the catalog gets flooded with off topic political threads that are left alone. Fun is verboten, you VILL engage in the meaningless culture war.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same shit happened to boards like Ganker.
      I hate how all the homosexual mods killed shit like board culture in favor of politics spam and wojaks

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is alright when there's something going on, Qatar World Cup was the peak of the board anyways

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Qatar
          >Not South Africa
          >No BZZZZZZZZ
          >No EXALIFTIN
          >No USA WON FIFA after they memed on England
          Shoo shoo election tourist. Your underage is showing. Nothing has ever topped the absolute tomfoolery and fun of the 2010 WC. 2014 was close with BRA7-1L.
          Qatar will only be remembered because it admittedly had one of the best finals ever, but everything else was forgettable. No lasting memes or anything outside of Messi finally winning

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back when Ganker was good at video games and didn't just complain about people who are good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back when Ganker played videogames instead of arguing over numbers as if they're picking corporations to invest into the stocks of, arguing over politics they hallucinate in games they don't play, or parroting eceleb opinions.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    modern Ganker would just destroy itself faster before losing to some moronditors instantly, frick this casual Black person board

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker would be absolutely BTFO by reddit trannies if they had a rematch today

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    modern Ganker would just not lose but barely make a presence before losing while the game gets shitposted by some chatgpt bot

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No reason to worry I'm sure

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extraction shooter
      fricking meme genre

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prophecy Games
      >founded as a subsidiary of Hi-Rez Games in 2019
      yeah nah. this game will be DOA

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a totally indepdenent company with its own design and business ethos

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A subsidiary is only independent for as long as the parent company allows it.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but is it fun?
    i signed up forever but haven't caught a play weekend yet
    but god damn do i need an fps to play

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    went to the devs page to see what else they've developed. anyone here play this? i've never heard of it and the reviews aren't exactly glowing. doesn't instill me with confidence

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >focus on 5v5

    Dead on arrival

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I refuse to hope. 5v5 is MEGA gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        They upped the smaller game mode to 7v7 this playtest. But I'll agree the up-front focus on comphomosexualry is worrying

        [...]
        [...]
        Overwatch and it's consequences...

        Lo-Rez is obsessed with competitive gaming. They butchered Smite into a near unplayable mess because they do nothing but cater to the pro scene.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did no dev ever stop and wonder why TF2, a game that's ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK, is still active? Nah frick that, let's just compete in the oversaturated esports market, surely we'll make the next fortnite.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >competitive gaming
          talk about at the worst possible time lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I refuse to hope. 5v5 is MEGA gay

      They upped the smaller game mode to 7v7 this playtest. But I'll agree the up-front focus on comphomosexualry is worrying

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I refuse to hope. 5v5 is MEGA gay

        >focus on 5v5

        Dead on arrival

        Overwatch and it's consequences...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the devs proved they're scumsucking morons. Disregarded, will probably never play it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      then submit feedback and demand 32v32. right now is the best time to do that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind competitive tryhard shit, but 5v5 for a game like this is unfun by default. Played for 10 minutes before uninstalling, maps are way too fricking huge to play with small teams

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      does ANYONE actually like 5v5 fps games? i don't understand how you can play tf2 or battlefield or w/e with 10-20 player team sizes and be like "yeah this would be better and more fun with 5 people per team"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starfield sold a bunch of copies despite having minimal gameplay. All you need is marketing, and people will assume this is good as it gets. Railroaded competitive shit has been normalized, and it's what the new generations are growing on. Esports might be frustrating, but at least you're having some fun, right? Right?

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their anticheat won't even let me launch the game with driver signature enforcement disabled. I need this for work since I write drivers and don't feel like rebooting just for 1 game.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    new playtest? I installed the game like 2 weeks ago but it wasn't active at the time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      playtest began at 7pm EST last night
      playtest officially ends at 7pm EST tonight, but will almost definitely be extended into the weekend

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played some last night as the new play test launched. Feels better than the last play test but movement still feels wrong, or not as good I guess. I hate the maps but I'm only going off of what I remember from a fricking decade ago. I hope they fix shit soon especially with a launch next month(lmao) and they fricking need to bring back the voice comms already. [VGTG]

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tribes: flopped
    >tribes 2: flopped
    >tribes aerial assault: flopped
    >tribes 3 vengeance: flopped
    >tribes next: flopped
    >tribes asscend: flopped
    >tribes universe: flopped
    >tribes 3: 3gain: ???

    Why do you even try?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck going fast in Halo LMAO

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how many flops per hour are you moving at?

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >download and install
    >try the speed course
    >instantly get filtered
    >can't even make it through the 4th ring
    >try for 10 minutes or so
    >quit and uninstall

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heavies have sniper rifles, and do the most damage, and have the most health, and go almost as fast as lights

    sorry lo-rez, this semen slurping game just isnt for me

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is 95% redditors now so this is no longer relevant.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an add ShitRez

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    INCOMING ENEMY VEHICLE

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    feels like shit. I bet if Ascend was around at the same time as tf2 it would've felt like shit as well. I've evolved past these Slow type games

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even VGS

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a good sniper can shit on lights from half way across the map
    remove snipers from the game they do not belong

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm new to these games. Are you supposed to use the spinfusor to boost your speed in exchange for damage or am I just very bad at skiing using only the hills?

    I can't go fast without boosting myself but then I have no health left.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't tried the new one, but normally you start regenerating after a while of taking no damage, so you'd impact boost yourself with explosives (dics/nades/whatever) and then start regenerating health half-way through your route towards the enemy flag so you can grab it at full speed at full health

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No health regen in the new one. You have to pick up health orbs placed around the map or dropped from enemies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're not supposed to use the spinfusor for "rocketjumping" or gaining speed unless in an emergency situation
      there is no auto regen so you will be in a disadvantage
      what you do is when spawning you go down the hill right below the spawning point, then when going up you spend ALL your energy, and try to land on a downhill, then repeat
      once you get it right, you will fly in the sky in no time

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazbot!

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=HwwH0_DbPvzFitF_

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were some real gems.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Ganker will not participate in something like this, and if they did they would either get curb stomped or sabotaged by those basedjak spammers.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    12 v 12 snow map was designed by aliens

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit what a bad game
    >no classes
    >no health regen for explosive jumping
    >hitscan shit
    >no voice commands
    >no vehicles
    >shitty map layout
    0/10 my fricking god

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>no voice commands
      I'm downloading it now anyways but this is concerning.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>no classes
      functionally barely different
      >>no health regen for explosive jumping
      good, learn how to route to the orbs
      shit
      they removed the shotgun and pistol, chaingun is not hitscan though everyone who uses it is a Black person
      >>no voice commands
      with you on that one
      >>no vehicles
      they will be there at launch, or so they say
      map layout
      agreed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of this, and the dev's other game in the starsiege universe was essentially a rugpull scam. Chances of Tribes 3 being anything more than dogshit or having any sort of staying power are very low.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redditors have good jobs and wives while Gankerners are basement dwelling losers. So who are the real winners?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Redditors have good jobs and wives while Gankerners are basement dwelling losers. So who are the real winners?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of these people look fairly normal. Do you really think a Ganker meetup would look any better?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the dog doesn't count

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fairly normal

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said most. The rest of them look normal aside from being fat (which is normal for Americans).

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most of these people look fairly normal
          >the absolute state of americans

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this could honestly be a /misc/ meetup

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I vaguely recall there being a /misc/ meetup where the Arab pro wrestler who sang Snake Eater on HWNDU turned up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >WHERE ARE MUHWHITES
            america is mostly brown now, nothing new about that. the pol meetup looks more based and fun to hang out with than the obese soijak reddit party

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >/misc/ bullshit bringing more diverse, visibly happier people over pseudo-progressive journalism
            shit like this gives me lifeforce.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I vaguely recall there being a /misc/ meetup where the Arab pro wrestler who sang Snake Eater on HWNDU turned up

          actual /misc/ meetup

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fattest white woman alive holding her black baby
        lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >families with kids

        wait so reddit is more trad than Ganker

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >around 30 people
        >not a single one even close to average attractiveness
        It's like the dysgenic olympics. What the frick are the odds of a random assortment of 30 people being all misshapen, doughy uggos? Is this just what America's like?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this just what America's like?
          Unironically yes. If you go inside any wal-shart in the USA, that's what every shopper and employee looks like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh wives
      Redditer spotted. Reddit is full of dudes in open relationships who snipped their nuts off prior to 30.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mines don't do anything
    >repairing shit takes ages but shit dies very very fast
    >just watching the same homosexual do his 20 hour trained route to cap our flag over and over
    >enemy heavies are just sitting on the mountain spamming because we have no pressure
    this is unironically worse than overwatch as far as how low your individual impact goes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take shitty ascend
      >somehow make it even worse
      it's baffling when they have the fricking original code and assets

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just your average gamedevs using unreal engine. They have no idea how to port it from an older version.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGEN

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright. I don't know the roadmap of waht they intend to do, but if they add in voice commands and vehicles. Things like the shrike can help with chasing and defense, and also give heavies another purpose. I guess having non regenerating HP is a way to limit people to where you have to choose between speed and health.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know how to do that thing were you teleport back to spawn? The game is moronic and tells you nothing about its mechanics. Might as well be playing a fighting game from 1999.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      press B
      just look through the keybinds bruh

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had so much fun with Ascend, maybe gayming is saved after all.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do another tourney and organize bets you entrepreneur homosexuals
    We could bleed reddit dry

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGEN

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this garbage website is too casual for anything like that to happen again

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, there's not much to talk about with this early access at the moment. It has the basic blueprints of a Tribes game, that is good. But it's missing a lot of content and ESPECIALLY charm that they had with Ascend. I'm hopeful and will be playing as it gets updated. They better not frick it up.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know good routes for the snow map and obelisk maps for light capping? The desert one is easy but those ones are fricking hard.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate this gay lil cloak thing

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just tried it, still plays like shit with low energy

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker (America) would destroy reddit (the EU) any day of the week.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even with massive lag nuGanker still would lose by a mile

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Esports homosexualry

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here to go fast and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NERF
    THE
    F
    UCKING
    SNIPER
    FRICKING BROKEN ASS SAPS YOUR ENERGY SHIT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue. Git gud.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go faster so you're harder to hit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't matter how fricking fast your going. It's brain dead to click on someone who is trying to fly into the flag, and if you get clicked your dead. So let's break it down: the sniper is a one shot on a light if you shoot him in the toe and it's impossible to cap if there are 4 moronic heavies all shooting at you with that broken thing when your flying in. No. It's either gotta be reworked or removed from the game. I'd make it so if you get a headshot it's 1 seconds of no jet packing. Right now it's ANYWHERE ON THE BODY and your jetpack is disabled for 10 seconds.

        Sniper takes 5+ shots to kill someone. It isn't even hitscan. It's only useful for finishing someone off.

        You're literally too dumb to exist. How do you get dressed in the morning?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're literally too dumb to exist.
          Explain homosexual, I've been playing this game for 20 minutes.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The sniper isn't about killing people except it's really good at that too. The sniper has the ability to disable the opponents jetpack. If you've played TF2 picture pre-nerfed Scout sandman plus sniper's rifle that covers you in pee at the same time. That's what it does. It's actually better than that because it's great at killing people too considering you can fire the shit super quick. They need to make it a bolt action on top of the nerfs I already suggested.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sniper takes 5+ shots to kill someone. It isn't even hitscan. It's only useful for finishing someone off.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy gets the most HP
    >the highest damage weapons
    >the best tool kit, self heals, mines, a weapon that SAPS YOUR FRICKING ENERGY
    At the cost of going slightly slower
    B A L A N C E D

    If lights were as over tuned as heavies they:
    >wouldn't have a speed cap
    >wouldn't take damage on rocket/ nade jumping
    >would have a TF2 spy dead ringer

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 v 7 is broken I'm pretty sure. Just play 12 v 12.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one wants to play 5v5s or 7v7s

    queues are totally dead

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It is time to go fast
    no it isn't.

    also just learned about TribeLauncher but nobody's playing that either

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to go moderately quickly

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is 3 so far?

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >11 years ago

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    After they butchered the last Tribes? lol no thanks.

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda fun but obviously lacking features. Mainly no health regen, and the map design is utter dogshit.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First alpha I just spammed mortars + mines with the Heavy
    Still viable?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, mortar feels even better

      Is this shit still going to be up when I get home in 2 hours or what?

      Yes they extended it by a day

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this shit still going to be up when I get home in 2 hours or what?

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything besides the flying and skiing feels extremely jank they better not believe this is release worthy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flying and skiing is the hard part. I'm encouraged that they've gotten it to feel this good in just about a month of intermittent playtesting. That said, you're right, everything else kinda blows. I don't know what possessed them to unveil this playtest with these garbage maps instead of just remaking Raindance. Weapons are pretty fricked up too, aside from the spinfusor, and the hitbox on that is too big to encourage midair "skillshots." But if they're aiming for release in a couple months, they could make something serviceable. If they improve on the things I've mentioned and put in missile turrets, I'll pick it up for $20-30.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no world where they expect people to pay money for this right?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it keeps this game from suffering the shitty F2P unlock grind of Ascend, it's worth twenty bucks. Ascend could have been a lot more successful if they put in the paid unlock from the start instead of trying to milk the freemium market until the game was already dying.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ascend came from a time when everyone was figuring out the pay2win model. Some games even double dipped like Evolve that was full price plus micro transactions. Things now are hopefully more cosmetic.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully not in its current state...but with more polish, balancing, and better maps I would gladly pay for it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah just worried this isn't a real alpha and the devs will try to shotgun release it. I don't think people will buy a tribes game unless it's a token bot/hacker preventative purchase of like $5 or $10. I'd rather they make really cool skins to sell, introduce a mapmaker and sharer, and just sell me on those features. That way when you get tired of playing matches you can go zen out skiing with people on community maps or do challenges or whatever else. Nothing exists like tribes skiing they need to embrace that.

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>

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  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's forced fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am too but they still really need to get their shit together with the map design, balancing choices, etc.

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep getting put in a game and shit on by the noxiousnet founder
    when will fps boomers just fricking die

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did tribes ascend die anyway?
    I don't remember why I stopped playing it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People say because hi-rez abandoned it. Personally I quit because once the player base dwindled enough every game was dominated by aimbot or effectively aimbot chaingun gay pubstomping.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it's becoming more and more obvious this game is literally unplayable if the enemy have 4 or 5 heavies with their stupid broken weapons camping the base. It would be manageable if the map designs weren't utter dogshit and you could keep your speed after capping instead of face planting the stupid out of bounds zone and losing all speed. Sorry, I'm not interested in learning the min max frame perfect Sonic the Hedgehog tier speedrun routes. Just make better maps or nerf the heavies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real problem is that you can't do anything once your base defenses are down. In my experience, someone just slips in and grabs the flag for free by the time you repair one thing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's barely any point defending your base with how easy it is to break. Turrets have no shielding so any spinfusor can knock out a turret in just a couple shots and you can do it from across the entire map. Base assets just come down to how thorough the offense is with taking them down because it's so much easier to destroy them than repair, and being anywhere that isn't on the flagstand is a detriment to your team's D.

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are these Midair ass ai generated maps can we get a real frickin map please

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tired of all these kill obsessed homosexuals ignoring the flag and chasing me across the map to finish me off when I'm not even a threat

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    3-2 looks decently competitive to me, why's this a big deal?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You had to be there man. It wasn't just 3-2, it was an extremely close last game too. At the time reddit lived rent free in every ones head here. Every other post was reddit this, reddit that, le reddit, you are reddit, reddit reddit reddit le le le. Fricking obsessed. So watching Ganker fricking clutch against reddit was very cathartic because the v vs. reddit rivalry was at its zenith. Also because Tribes Ascend was the single greatest flavor of the month(s) in Ganker history both in quality of game and magnitude. Everyone was playing Tribes. Everyone was caught up in the v vs reddit shitposting and everyone was playing tribes man.

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many problems I keep seeing reiterated and it really does just feel like they're stealing the design philosophies and assets directly from T:A.

    Jets are shit but skiing is too powerful, almost every map is designed where the routes are piss easy to follow and it's almost impossible to ever not build up speed...but building up that speed takes far too long, which in turn makes chasing after cappers nearly impossible because they spent 30 seconds collecting their speed. Maps are also too fricking flat and boring, you can see practically the entire map from any high ground and can never get surprised as a result.

    The entire game is purely based around either running at the flag, or sitting your ass on the flagstand. There's no other activities to do and that shitty design philosophy is caused by the appeal to homosexual 5v5 (now 7v7 I guess) comp play. Because of that, every fricking thing needs to be "perfectly balanced" which won't happen but people are going to cry like pussies about how broken X weapon is, whereas in T1/T2 you can have absurdly broken shit like the mortar and shocklance and it's like...yeah frick it, learn to deal, b***h.

    In short frick compgays and frick Hi-rez for gutting their second attempt at Tribes with this shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chasing after cappers nearly impossible
      The flag chaser perk gives you a free no-damage disc boost and that lets you clear about half the map in one jump.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it instantly shoot you up to 300 speed though? Does it help with the fact that every O route is piss easy to follow and they can just effortlessly ski back to their base because the maps are designed TOO well?

        T1/T2 had terrain which was mountainous, jagged, difficult to move around and you were guaranteed to get hung up on it. It's easy to pass it off as just being shitty polygonal geometry because of the era, but it actually made the game better. Finding a good cap route was difficult but rewarding, however when the enemy knew the route you were taking they could cut you off or predict where you'd come from and prepare accordingly. And you'd often get stuck in the middle of some mountains and lose all your momentum, leading to scrappy fights around a flag carrier in the middle of nowhere.

        I guess what it boils down to is speed is good, but having high speed for the sake of high speed without any difficulty or context behind it...devalues the experience. It's like people designed TA/T3 by listening to what's vocally said about T1/T2, rather than actually being around for those games and playing them in person.

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you guys are posting feedback on the discord instead of just b***hing here. I want the game to do well and that's the only way they'll change anything.

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone remember the BF3 match between reddit and Ganker?

  87. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played one 12v12 and it felt faster than the threads made it sound. Didn't personally score any caps, though but I got most kills on my team and a few blue plate specials

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