it just doesn't make sense.

it just doesn't make sense. in the original the accident happened a couple weeks before the STARS entered the mansion so it makes sense that everything is in working order. a little dusty but fine because people used to live there. but, apparently, the mansion went from perfectly fine living space to abandoned haunted mansion with broken windows, rotted doors, massive spider webs and wilted plants everywhere in those same couple weeks.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had two bans in between this thread and the last thread, it's been at least six days since OP made this thread. He must have not been getting the replies in the N64 hate threads that he wanted.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the plants in the mansion survive for two weeks without water? You wouldn't water the plants while everyone was turning into a zombie.
    >Everyone's turned into a zombie.
    >Guess I better water the plants.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, I gave them enough water and fertilizer to last awhile.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, the butler really dropped the ball on that one

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the original the accident happened a couple weeks before the STARS entered the mansion so it makes sense that everything is in working order
    Where is the food and water then? Where is anything really, there's barely any furniture or drawers for clothes and things. This nitpick is moronic when the original game is actually less immersive in this regard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where is the food and water then?
      The kitchen

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what kind of sandwich?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I was going to say

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picture this we were both butt naked banging in the shed out back.
    How could I forget that she was mutated with the virus, G.
    All this time she was standing there she couldn't take here eye off me.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST A MOMENT!

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The incident happened in late may, the went in in july

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >broken windows and damaged doors
    Collateral damage from zombies and other BOW's coming after any survivors, not to mention the guards trying to keep people from escaping before all hell really broke loose.
    >massive spider webs
    Couldn't have anything to do with the massive fricking spiders and their spawn that are crawling around, no.
    >wilted plants
    The rest of the thread already covered this.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet the candles are still lit lmao

    The remake is a fricking joke that completely butchers the tone of the game. The fact that the extra area they added is a fricking graveyard should tell you how determined they were in going as fricking far into spooky cliche gothic as possible.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The graveyard idea was a restoration of a graveyard area that was cut from the original game, kinda like how RE2make readded the shooting range and other areas from 1.5

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The graveyard idea was a restoration of a graveyard area that was cut from the original game
        why are you making shit up

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you look something up before being moronic?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you look something up before being moronic?

        Calling it "cut" is a slight exageration. There is no evidence it ever left the concept stage. At least for something like the Doll Room, the name of the room is still present in some prototype versions which is a stronger clue that it existed in the game at one point, but there is no such thing for the graveyard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would ve been ok, if it hadnt been right outside the back door. there is no mansion built in the last 300 years that has a graveyard like that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The remake is a fricking joke that completely butchers the tone of the game. The fact that the extra area they added is a fricking graveyard should tell you how determined they were in going as fricking far into spooky cliche gothic as possible.

      And what is worse: there are more than 1 graveyard . One is behind the main hall and the other is close to lisa hideout. Is like in the remake they had a death fetish or a graveyard fetish or something.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so fricking tired of this bullshit

      THE CANDLES ARE LIT BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL FRICKING LONG YOU moron

      OF COURSE BY THE TIME THE GAME HAPPENS THEY'RE STILL LIT

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're obviously just gas lit torches made to look like real candles

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they were just very long

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you all this moronic to the lore of the series
    it isn't about how long from umbrella incident to STARS response, everyone already knows the mansion was only a front for the laboratory
    Nobody took care of the rest of the house because the one old man that actually lived there with intent to keep it clean had stopped caring as soon as it was built, in the 1960s. It was designed to resemble Spencer's actual family house, but be full of traps for people investigating who didn't belong to umbrella. They had no reason to keep it clean and in the mad search for power from the 70's onward, the reason for it being built mattered a lot less until Wesker thought he could use it to kill the STARS team to keep them from preventing a bioterrorism attack
    >buh buh anon people LIVED there
    They had some umbrella workers stay in the guest rooms but most stayed in the guard house, if umbrella says shut up and just work in the lab and leave the rest to disarray as it had been for years, then you do so. It didn't just fall out of repair in 1997 suddenly and it wasn't made to look in disrepair

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-but, 4itchytasty lived in the mansion

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mansion was a cover, but people still had to work and live in it. That's why the kitchen was in use and one of the elevators still worked, in addition to guards being present there.
      The mansion is designed to do this
      >Someone breaks in through the front door
      >All doors are locked except for ones that dead end
      >only way to unlock more is to have a nice day with puzzles
      And hopping a fence just leads you to the boiler, which dead ends with a locked steel door.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In some cut note from the original RE1, it mentions the mansion had security guards, men wearing scientist clothing and a "man wearing sunglasses". So the mansion was in fact used and lived in, and Wesker was acquainted with it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In some cut note from the original RE1
        It's in the final RE1 if you're not reading the version of the researcher's will with the torn off part, at least the Wesker part:
        >The fact that you received this letter is both joy and a sadness to me. I could not even talk to you because of that guy in the Sunglasses. Alma, be calm and read this.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Walk out of the remake mansion
    >It's raining
    >Walk back in
    >Raining stops

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It never rains in the remake. The dumb thing is that there's thunder while you're inside but it stops whene you go outside. If you're gonna shit on the game at least get your nitpicks right

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even unrealistic either, where I'm from a thunder storm can come and go in 20 mins rain or no rain.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Pretty common in July.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            if only threads on this topic were only common in July

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea we know.
    It's more than a nitpick, it's an objective mistake
    and it encompasses the entire game.
    Something this dead wrong should be hard to ignore
    but it isn't. It's very easy to ignore because the game is that good.
    The original is still better.
    /thread

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE fans are moronic so they don't care

    The remake manison looks like a Disney horror mansion and it stimulates their manchild brains

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    not again

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the mansion was a cover,the real thing was happening under the mansion,did you forget that part?.
    is kinda obvious for a cover to be dusty and without care (leave a dog alone for 2 days on your house without care and you will see your house will look similar to the mansion).

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leave a dog alone for 2 days on your house without care
      I didn't see dog shit everywhere in the mansion

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(leave a dog alone for 2 days on your house without care and you will see your house will look similar to the mansion).

      Wait, so it's the Cerberus that lit all the candles?

      It all makes sense now. This is why they won't let people out of the house, after all the trouble they went with they want someone to enjoy their work. Canon btw.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Light the mansion with candles instead of electric lights like a normal person would
    >Risk setting the fricking place on fire if someone bumps into them
    >Zombie outbreak somehow didn't topple any of them despite the chaos
    Stupid shit

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE1gays just need to accept that if the technology was ready in the early-mid 90s when RE1 was being developed, REmake 1 is what we would have gotten in 1996. REmake is literally textbook definition "the tech just wasn't there for the original release". REmake 1 represents the developers original intentions, had the technology been there in the 90s. You have to accept reality and stop coping. "Disney haunted mansion" is, quite literally, the developers original intentions.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not bait at all. It is an objectively correct, factual statement.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stylistic choice is dependent on the tech available

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because the atmosphere of REmake is literally impossible to create on the PS1

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S NOT REALISTIC
    Nothing in this goddamn series is. It's not supposed to be. It's a fricking B movie pastiche.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first game was oddly plausible in it's story and worldbuilding. An incompetent medical company accidentally letting a virus leak out? Zombies that don't seem like perpetual motion machines? The boss isn't some random dude who grew into an 9-foot-tall glob of tentacles? It kept things as realistic as a game was expected to be. Then the sequels happened and all that changed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B movie pastiche
      RE was literally inspired by Dawn of the Dead and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre according to Mikami himself. These are not fricking B-movies.
      Enough of this moronic cope.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RE was literally inspired by Dawn of the Dead and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre according to Mikami himself.
        > Dawn of the Dead and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre are not B-movies.
        uh

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know what a B movie is.

          6 million dollars in today's money is not low budget for 1978.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are a weasel.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off, wikipedia boy.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon the average Hollywood budget in 1974 was over $4 million before inflation. $300k to $600k would absolutely be considered low budget you fricking moron.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know what a B movie is.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >B-mov·ie
        >/ˈbēˌmo͞ovē/
        >noun
        >a low-budget movie, especially (formerly) one made for use as a companion to the main attraction in a double feature.
        It has nothing to do with fame or success, and everything to do with budget and intent. Texas Chainsaw and Dawn of the Dead were made for $300,000 and $640,000 respectively, both being considered low budget fare in the 1970's. Both films were box office successes on release but their major impact was as staples of midnight cinema and double features. While Tobe Hooper went on to direct bigger budget fare, Romero would largely stick to low budget, indie productions. And Dario Argento, the co-producer of Dawn was basically the Schlock King of Italy.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >These are not fricking B-movies.
        Genuinely the dumbest thing I've read on here in a while. You should be deeply embarrassed of this.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that Grant Morrison quote.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they ALWAYS have to reach for the absolute pettiest shit to make themselves angry about this amazing game should tell you everything.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That the resident evil games aren't fun to talk about anymore? And we just shitpost the same 21 year old jokes because we're bored and killing time?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        MY RE1 AND REMAKE BROTHERS, DEATH IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER AND IN THE FAR FUTURE AS WE APPROACH INFINITY, JUST KNOW THAT OUR RE1 VS REMAKE ARGUMENTS WILL LIVE ON FOR ETERNITY IN THE BLOCK TIME UNIVERSE AND WE ARE LOCKED INTO THIS HELL FOREVER AND I LOVE YOU GUYS DESPITE DISNEY HAUNTED MANSION BEING THE DEVS ORIGINAL INTENTIONS AND YOU GUYS ARE WRONG

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          As long as we all can agree the revelation games suck eggs, I'll happily join you locked into eternal gay baby jail.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will be eternally fas instead with the first 4 (0 not 4) games and their story. Once a year old just start thinking of the arklay mountains and mad scientists.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fascinated*

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Marcus is a bit too final fantasy for me, but i'll give 0 a pass if only for the train. Honestly, I just really fricking hate rev2... Like, more then remake 3

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                0 is very gay wall-to-wall, marcus is just the absolute worst of it. even the dialogue is cringe and this is resident evil we're talking about.
                1 - 2 - 3, perfectly contained. raccoon gets nuked and you can assume they destroy umbrella through legal means, everyone goes home. im not desperate enough to acknowledge any other game in the series.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I kind of like REV1, but in REV2 they took the worst part about REV1 (the item finding) and made it so you have to babysit a shitty character dedicated to it the whole game. REV1 is better than 4.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wrote this after taking my dad to the pub for a few beers and food. I'm kind of drunk.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE1gays on suicide watch

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the mansion basically was abandoned, and they all hung out in the lab. That's the read I got the moment I saw the fairly pristine entrance.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought the mansion basically was abandoned, and they all hung out in the lab. That's the read I got the moment I saw the fairly pristine entrance.

      The keepers diary, the scrapbook and the researcher will and the fact there are many zombies in the mansion are all proofs the mansion had many people, from butlers to scientists.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mikami wanted a game with supernatural themes and was forced to put science fiction shit in the game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if RE1 wasn't as grounded as it was, it wouldn't have made the impact it did.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, mikami wanted to make another cartoon game but was forced to make something successful instead and I believe he has resented it ever since as he seems to hate resident evil and that his success is tied to it.

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