It looks like a mobile game. I'm really sad.

It looks like a mobile game. I'm really sad.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A mobile game you say

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, to be fair this was a mobile game, so I had absolutely no hopes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the devil is literally trying to trick you
      damn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's horny, short for the horned reaper. he's chums with the dungeon keeper.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's Slim chance that you seen aenelewimelanisredsisdemencines skin rash.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, this looks bad. I was hyped as frick when I first saw they were going to remaster this game, but I got impatient and just installed the original with a widescreen 1080p patch. Boy am I glad I did.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go contribute to Ozymandias

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is with that waifu2x-tier sprite upscaling

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like they just gigapixeled the assets.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The original for comparison.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of rekt buildings Anon. You should defend your kingdom better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's Dakhla Oasis, one of the harder missions in the base game. I had my hands full with unforgiving terrain and the fricking hyenas killing my civilians (I later figured out how to drive them out), and I was only getting attacked by shitters up until that point so I underestimated the actual threat once it came and was completely unprepared for an actual big army. Took me like five tries until I finally beat it. That mission filtered me back when I was a teen and I had never progressed past it until now, so it felt good.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can forgive the buildings and terrain being more cartoony but the people sprites are so fricking horrible. caesar 3 will always be better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Emperor is the pinnacle of 2D city builders

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are the Cleopatra missions worth playing? I finished the base campaign (on Hard? Or Very Hard? I can't remember), but I found it to be much easier than Caesar III (gold mines? Holy frick), and the later missions mostly involved patience. Setting up the city and then just fast-forwarding for 20 years while I imported the remaining 120 granite blocks or whatever that I needed to finish the monument. The challenge on any given map gets "solved" pretty early on, and then it's just repetitive execution.
    I am worried the Cleopatra missions don't really change up the gameplay, or add difficulty by "dude tons of enemy soldiers all the time, invading from random corners". I don't need to wax on about the combat system in these games.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's only 2 proper ways to visually remaster these kinds of games
    >C&C Remastered where you just go completely balls-out in remaking the original art as faithfully as possible to the point that no one can complain
    >Stronghold where you just zoom out, clean it up a little, and scale the UI for modern resolutions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I also want to point out that you can use the old graphics in C&C Remastered, which I absolutely loved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >C&C Remastered
      Completely missed the point and ruined the look. Enjoy at all these ridges everywhere and shiny lubed smokestacks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i don't understand what you're complaining about with this pic. explain.

        as for the pharoah remake, they lost me when they decided not to support mods. i swear, why do devs even say this as if it's no big deal? do kiddies really not want to mod their games? is this an artifact of too many people being raised on consoles? mods are sometimes the only reason why i even bother with a game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Man, I miss times when literally every game had mods. I swear, even if something was completely unmoddable, people would still find a way to inject new textures or something into the engine. Not even mentioning all of the great games that were born as mods for other games.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but new buildings look like they're made of plastic. Look at the highlights they added, it looks like a toy. It wasn't supposed to look like a toy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can switch back to old graphics in the options or by pressing spacebar as well, I think.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            honestly the original image above looks more like a toy than the one you've highlighted here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are pixels so soulful?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are pixels so soulful?

        many, many such cases

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          These remasters get like 1/10 the attention that the original game got.
          It's usually just a quick cash grab outsourced to some clueless 3rd party team who couldn't care less.
          The only good "remasters" are usually done by fan mods.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The top-left is swapped, right?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The top-left is swapped, right?

            Yes, but these close-up comparisons don't really show the problem. Here's how a city looks like in the original. It's like they've remade the game object-by-object without any cohesion or thought about how it would look like combined.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          W3 is really not the best example of a remaster, lol. It's on the level of OP.

          [...]
          Why would you pay money for a new version of an old game you can easily pirate if the best thing about the new version is that you can turn off all the new (read: worse) stuff?

          The only controversial thing about this remaster is graphics really and they give you a way to easily change it to the old one if you wish. The rest is perfect. You get all the benefits of future games (build queues, attack move etc.), high resolutions and it just working out of the box, but under the hood it's exactly the same game. Even Klepacki collaborated on it to remaster the soundtrack and provide some new tracks.

          I even watched an interview once where they said that they've decided to leave some of the "bugs" from the original on purpose, because fixing them would impact the gameplay loop too much. That's the level of commitment I would like to see in all remasters.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The only controversial thing about this remaster is graphics really and they give you a way to easily change it to the old one if you wish.
            Even then I only hear people complain about the buildings, everyone seems to like how the units look in remastered.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but new buildings look like they're made of plastic. Look at the highlights they added, it looks like a toy. It wasn't supposed to look like a toy

        >presses space
        heh, nothing personel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can switch back to old graphics in the options or by pressing spacebar as well, I think.

          Why would you pay money for a new version of an old game you can easily pirate if the best thing about the new version is that you can turn off all the new (read: worse) stuff?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            who says i pay money for stuff?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I need more build queues
            I need more unit variety
            I need more movement options
            But most importantly
            I need more Frank Klepacki music injected straight into my veins

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because literally everything under the hood was refined and sharpened to a razor's edge which is important in a genre that's 90% mechanics. That's a big reason people love the C&C remaster but hate the WC3 one, the C&C remaster is one of the most polished, optimized games ever that interprets all commands perfectly. WC3 Reforged didn't just frick up the graphics, it fricked up everything under the hood too and half the shit in-game didn't work anymore at launch.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you can probably wait a month at most and all the engine updates will be back-ported to the original game by the modding community - if not I'd be frankly ashamed of said community

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Never happened, the old C&C games are...finnicky, to say the least. OpenRA has never quite played the way actual Red Alert does because it's all reverse-engineering and half-guessing.
                Aesthetics is in fact not everything. People who have RA2 as their favorite C&C never played it online because that game is fricking dogshit in competitive multiplayer.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                By contrast, Kane's Wrath might not look all that great, but mechanically it's unmatched in the franchise, no other C&C plays as good as KW does.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would you pay money for a new version of an old game
            Well for one it's regularly on sale for 3 bucks, it's pretty easy to justify a purchase when it costs less than a good cup of coffee.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that shit looks gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, the people who do nothing but play rts games all day consider it one of the best remasters in history.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lookin' good.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Go on YouTube to watch some reviews of the classics
    >”Why (Insert your all time favorite game here) is the Greatest Game Ever Made”
    >40 minutes. Nice.
    >Peabrain moron in the video shits on it for 39 minutes and 36 seconds.
    >Ends by tepidly complementing the game’s art direction or something
    >mfw

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