It might be disappointing that they aren't romanceable but BG3 is an important first step for us goblinfrickers.

It might be disappointing that they aren't romanceable but BG3 is an important first step for us goblinfrickers.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can frick an ugly anorexic lizard girl but can't frick a goblin. I don't get it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're too short

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats why you have to frick them twice

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you gotta put some inches in them

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gobussy

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind impregnating this one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she secretly jerk offs to human men x goblin novels.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sure also those weird homosexuals from the Midna threads were salivating at the thought playing this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really but I'd definitely frick these Goblins if that's what you're asking.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post goblin pubes

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tribe?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death to goblins, and death to all who allow goblins

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    goblins are worse than kobolds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not if you get to frick'em!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to frick her and the one goblin with the cute hair that's fricking with Halsin
    >Can't
    Frick this game

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they made them so hot its distracting
    I need Sazza porn but no one is making it

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally aren't any different from the people pushing the "not all orcs are evil" shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      except with better taste

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly fair.
        they're still ruining a basic building block of the game though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Desu, I just think all evil races are boring unless they're like done a very certain way like them literally being demons. It's why I like the Mutants of Fallout 2. Some of them are still bastards jerking off the Master some of them just have a philosophy that's fundamentally different from humans but given the right circumstances they can coexist.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >larian expects me to believe these are the same species
    anyone got any images of the cute goblin in act 1 who is drunk behind the goblin base, all she does is yell TRIBE! and look happy when you talk to her
    i wish i could have saved you...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tribe?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks so happy when she smiles
        the goblins did not deserve what the absolute did to them
        why the frick couldn't i become their new chieftain instead after act 1
        lead them to destroy last light and the tower both
        then raze baldurs gate trying to stop the netherbrain and kill the false god in the name of whatever their real dead god is
        sad

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget one of the nobles had a personal goblin thot at the ready whenever he needed
    fricking nobles have gone too far this time

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK.

    A quick glance at OPs pic and i thought iwas in for a new "STYX" stealth adventure game. Shit i really enjoyed those.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >told I'm free to do whatever I want with Sazza
    >can't do what I really want with Sazza

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >evil route should've been goblin king route with goblin harem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >evil

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a raider is generally considered to be evil yes.
        Unless you can convince them to stop being raiders with your dick, you're gonna be evil.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They had it coming

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved genociding the goblin camp especially the little runts

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >important first step
    >No Goblin companion
    Even Kingmaker had that, you're just a moronic pornaddict.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >save sazza three times
    >no sazza sex scene
    what gives larian

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