It mogs Half-Life so bad

It mogs Half-Life so bad

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no healing
    >no checkpoints
    >no quicksaving
    >failing subobjectives causes mission fails or the game to get harder
    >expending the limited ammo for your silenced weapon will make the game harder by spawning more enemies
    >actually have to put effort into aiming and finding the objectives
    yep. its pcgay filter time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      subobjectives causes mission fails or the game to get harder
      You made this up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You made this up.
        nah. shooting too many hostages, shooting objects required to complete mission, escorts dying, goldeneye being activated with a time limit, etc. kys gay.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Failing subobjectives does not make the game "harder". If you don't do additional objectives on harder levels, you fail the mission. If you don't do them where they're not required, you don't make the level harder. You're full of shit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >goldeneye being activated early with a time limit to complete the remainder of the mission does not make it harder
            yep. pcgay filter time.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah because shooting that computer is so damned hard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >m-muh aim assist

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didnt play 00 agent
        yep. pcgay filter time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Console baby still seething 25 years later because he was too poor to own a pc and have an internet connection

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >PC troony still seething 25 years later because he never lost his virginity

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm married with kids. Seethe more poor boy. I has playing online multilayer games years before you knew they existed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm married with kids.
                More like you're paying child support for Jamal's bastards

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just a reminder you late millenial console babies are nerd larpers and have absolutely no business discussing video games. Go circle jerk each other about halo samewhere else.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >p-please leave
                No!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then get gud at video games. You're embarrassing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cry

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Halo is a great game, keep crying

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahaha I knew you were a halo kiddie. So obvious based on your stupid takes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My first fps was Goldeneye, but Halo is still a great game. Your impotent seething is getting sad

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro you late millenial halo baby's have been shitting this board up for years. You really don't have any business discussing video games. You guys are just embarrassing. Even zoomers make you guys look stupid. Just stop.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My first fps was Goldeneye

                Thats nothing to be proud of. Look I actually like goldeneye. I had fun playing it with my friends. But at that time there was a thriving online scene on pc and pc shooters were infintetly better. Trying to say they suck now and the console game's you plaid were better is just sad and pathetic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Halo is a great single-player campaign but I’ve never been able to stomach the multiplayer because it’s so interminably slow compared to the likes of Quake and Unreal.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to the halo kiddies.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chances are you don't stomach any multiplayer because Quake and Unreal are both DEAD. but yeah I larp a bot match every now and then like it's still the real deal.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goldeneye is one of those games that legitimately look so bad that it's hard to even look at. Perfect Dark looks a thousand times better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didnt play it on a CRT when it was all the rage
      You guys genuinely missed out and you will never know that feel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I miss objective-based shooters instead of linear shooting galleries.

      I like PD and Timesplitters 2 way more than Goldeneye, but you’ve got to respect it for laying the groundwork. I’ll take a game that prioritizes map design over nice-looking character models any day.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like goldeneye is the perfect example of a game that brings out nostalgia vision. People talk like it's the greatest game ever but legit haven't played it in 20+ years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was amazing for the time but very dated now. A lot of framerate issues and lag. Lag gave it a cinematic quality at times, but it still cheapens the experience overall. The game is fantastic from a design standpoint though -- variety and depth of missions and maps, diversity of weapons and gun control, difficulty that affects mission objects... It's really fricking good, excellent and fun cheats to unlock... It's just dated.

      From a design standpoint alone, it's better than most games nowadays, especially FPSes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played it a week ago on Xbox and it's great

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with his mouth?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    goldeneye has no enemy variety, it's just guys with guns the whole game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      should there be werewolves or something lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean like guard dogs or something? sure

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You got Oddjob. He's low enough to the ground to count.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk about their memories with HL1 deathmatch. I never owned Goldeneye or played the missions but I loved multiplayer as a kid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it wasn't that long after that Counter-Strike became available and that quickly became the dominant multiplayer shooter on PC. As far as most people were concerned, CS was Half-Life's multiplayer mode.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't now about you but I played a lot of hl deathmatch. I still play it once in a while. A lot of people played it. There was still tons of players for years after hl2 has released.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just a console vs PC divide. PC players had a bunch of multiplayer shooters throughout the 90s. A lot of console players first exposure to that was goldeneye splitscreen

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're nothing alike and I enjoyed both as a kid while you were a dirty little poorgay with a moronic brand loyalty.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invert y is on by default
    noice

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half life is fricking overrated and I played it at release.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >edgelord detected

      No its not. We get it. Popular thing bad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're malding lol

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're malding
          >Half life is fricking overrated

          Nice try edgy boy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling me an edgelord because I don't put his first person shooter on a pedestal
        Also since when things being popular means they are automatically good? Are you gonna argue that fortnite and apex legends are the pinnacle of first person shooters these days because they rake the most revenues and are popular?
        Half life 1 was extremely bland and I do believe it's overrated, if you can't deal with different opinions then stick to an echo chamber.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          fortnite is better than CS and has a higher skill ceiling than most FPS and im tired of pretending it doesnt

          if ur argument is popular = bad, ur just as fallacious and gay.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fortnite and apex are unironically good. They require skill to play which is way you console babies hate on them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apex is just casualized titanfall for people who need to blame their teamates when they lose instead of trying to improve. Just like what MOBAs are to RTS games.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Apex is just casualized titanfall for people
              k.
              >VERY HARD to pull off a respawn, almost useless late game
              >higher ttk deliberately requires more effort to kill opponents, not a single weapon oneshots anyone except kraber on basic armor (with a headshot)
              >most weapons are ballistics, any hitscan weapons are midtier weapons
              >much more complex gunfights with 3 v 3 v3 v3, etc. possible shootouts
              >more intricate and larger environments compared to TF2's gay 3 lane maps

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds exactly like what an asshomosexuals player would say to act like his garbage requires more skill than starcraft. Complete copium of the highest quality.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                concessions accepted. srry ur game a has lower skill ceiling than fricking COD.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I agree titanfall 2 is better. But at least it's a decent movement shooter that requires skill in a day and age where most people play tactical shooters so they can camp all day.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't have a pc or Internet connection back then did you?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half-Life is the most reddit thing in existence, prove me wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >edgelord detected

      No its not. We get it. Popular thing bad.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread being spammed and why are the discord morons doing it so mentally ill

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      euro posters

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's true
    everything HL was praised for, goldeneye did a year earlier
    except voices + lip sync

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's on xbox gamepass so I installed it. Obviously there's a nostalgia factor here. You have to understand that if you were a kid growing up in the 90s, this was literally unlike anything you had ever seen on your TV screen. What feels primitive today was exhilarating back then.

    Playing through it again, I still think it's well done. In particular the SFX/visual effect of shooting an enemy feels very visceral - you actually hear the bullets impact the body and see a little explosion on their skin.

    I can't be objective about it because it's impossible to separate from the nostalgia.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how most of the levels are short and sweet, it's not a bloating game

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doak said the Valve even told him that Goldeneye forced them to redo a lot of stuff for Half-Life.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goldeneye thread
    >the autistic pcbros start crying about Halo for some reason

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for some reason

      We can peg you halo babies based on your stupid opinions. That's why.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect Dark made it obsolete tbh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot about the stimfights, so kino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would still rather play goldeneye 4 player splitscreen pistols only license to kill mode over perfect dark. It just hits different.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would Kawasaki hiroshima that ass

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting this throwback so someone might get something good out of this thread.

    Also, out of curiosity I searched to see if someone had beaten this record unsegmented, and yes, turns out they have:

    Anyways how was the movement in Goldeneye 007?

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