It plays like fricking ass

It plays like fricking ass

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It plays just fine for a turn-based tactics game. If you don't like it, you just don't like turn-based tactics as a gameplay genre.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven’t even played it but I know there’s just no way fricking way this is true. If you think this you don’t like tactics games or you’re inexperienced. Go play Jagged Alliance 2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Haven’t even played it but
        frick off

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go play Jagged Alliance 2, zoomer

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you haven't played bg3
            you have nothing to contribute to this thread and your opinion is worthless

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go play Jagged Alliance 2, zoomer

        >random schizo rambling about homosexual alliance 2, as if its the only game in the entirety of turn based tactics

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the peak of the genre tard

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"genre peaked in 1999"
            >still seething to this very day
            KEK have a nice day

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah I don’t give a frick. Just not going to let you get away with that moronic post

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It plays just fine for a turn-based tactics game
                snowflake triggered by the word fine LMAO go back to your homosexual Alliance 2 facebook group, boomer homosexual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >walk into optimal range of your weapons
            >OPTIONAL: if possible, avoid optimal range of enemy weapons
            >shoot at the enemy until it dies
            PINNACLE

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            JA2 is terribly balanced and has terrible AI, as a tactical game it's shit, because you just use the same tactic over and over again

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I haven't played Jagged Alliance 2 but I know that what you said is actually bullshit and jagged alliance 2 sucks shit.
        What now?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you can't hit anything?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shitter spotted

      • 7 months ago
        sage

        >moron outs themselves immediately and voluntarily
        kino thread

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you know what fricking ass is like

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay and some companions saves this game. The story is ass.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every companion except Shadowheart, Laezel and Astarion sucks.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Divine Divinity instead

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly believe all the women are ugly in this thing. How do you guys stand to watch these uggos for so long?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do they look at themselves in the mirror? It's like looking at their family.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        One one of these b***hes is missing a nostril. And the other looks like a man.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 is a porn game for trannies and homosexuals

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually cut an ending where you get mindbroken by Bhaal and turned into a sex slave to further his goal in spreading his essence. Only happen when you play as moralgay going against his will, too.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it plays amazingly well, wtf are you talking about. The systems in this game work flawlessly

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Works on my machine

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People allowed in this thread:
    >Froggo bros
    >Blueberry enjoyers
    >Mama K's big boys

    People not allowed in this thread:
    >Shartcucks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waifugays that keep threads on life-support long after all other discussion has been wringed from a game's neck should not be welcomed anywhere.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't oppress us sharters. #ShartNation bros rise up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk what this troony shit means

      Its a reskinned DOS2 with chinese money for fancy textures and bear sex

      It feels clunkier than DOS2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ditched laezel for shadowheart
      >immediately start hating Shadowheart but stick around to get the sex scene
      >literally break up with her the morning after I finally fricked her (after like 10 years of game time)
      >it’s not even half as heartbreaking for her as it is for yen if you leave her in Witcher 3

      I made a lot of mistakes in my first play through, romance definitely included

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take the frogpill

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is everyone who likes Karlach such a massive homosexual? I thought she was pretty cool.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a reskinned DOS2 with chinese money for fancy textures and bear sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry Rajesh, Starfield is still slop. And the Brits made a grave error leaving whatever shithole you crawled out from.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember Nintendo support CCP

      Nintendo shares surge more than 14% after tie-up with Tencent to sell Switch console in China

      https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/19/nintendo-stock-surges-on-switch-tie-up-with-tencent-in-china.html

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Witcher 3 is anything like DOS2 bro.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread amigo

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marketing thread now they'll bump it with pajeet talk

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricks Shadowheart in the ass

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, if they add action mode, I would pay 1 million dollars.

    Turn based is so cringe, another homie's waiting to get punched games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Turn based is so cringe, another homie's waiting to get punched games
      You're the low IQ morons that are causing gaming to die

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      RTwP is what you want, turning BG3 into Diablo is moronic, just like you. But if you want to play BG-Diablo, go play Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance 1 and 2.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing this trash. Sorry, viral marketing intern. (not really sorry)

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw fell for the meme
    >played for 3-4 hours
    >started hating it after a while
    >tried to refund
    >denied
    last time I trust you homosexuals

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its GOTY

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because toilet chain. unless you mean combat, then it's just because you suck or are 10 minutes in.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a massive astroturf.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay is fine what are you on about

    If you're talking about performance take it off your hdd moron

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, I've played a lot of tactics games and it plays better than any of them. I really enjoy the fights.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it only feels bad to play when there are too many npcs in the fight at once, the enemies take too long to do their turn. the mechanics on its own are great

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    your post reads like it was authored by a massive wiener sucker

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't bothered playing it but I might start playing BG2 again today

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Act 1 is 11/10
    Act 2 boring and hard
    Act 3 is directionless and shit

    Can’t remember the last time I’ve soured this hard on a game. It was seriously one of the best games I’d ever played until around the time I arrived at moonlight tower and now I am having for force myself to beat it because it seems dumb to just start over again without at least having beaten it once.

    I still want to play it again and try a different play style and different companions, but I’ll probably always quit as soon as I hit act 2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get how anything outside of act 1 can be considered remotely hard, act one gives you so much exp. I thought act 2 was really interesting because I love autistic world details, but yes act 3 was very much lacking in structure and several built up plot points did not pay off. Overall I enjoyed the game and everything else was so shit that this is probably goty by default.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Act 3 there is a certain large winged reptile (friend of a famous balduran) you can fight somewhere. I dunno if it's intended or not but with gaseous form and such you can skip several quests and fight him at the beginning of Act 3 and get your ass rammed if you're still level 10
        Fun challenge imo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I discovered him on my first playthrough at level 12 and one-turned him before he got to attack. On my second playthrough on hard mode I beelined for him and fought him at level 10 and it took a couple reloads. You don't need gaseous form, even a lightning cantrip will do the trick on the dragon torches. Doing this early bugged Wyll for me, though.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking ass feels pretty good thoughever.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up game
    >minute loading screen
    >hit continue
    >another minute loading screen
    >oh right i was in this graveyard where I got a hint there was something in it
    >dig up a kobold
    >intimidate check failed roll for initiative
    >a few minutes spent clicking on trash mobs and their spawners
    >ok but what was actually in the thing i dug up with the kobold
    >click on the coffin or the contents of it, they were all red
    >grave guard gets assblasted at me right after I helped them kill 20 respawning kobolds
    >ok whatever i'll reload
    >start loading
    >it's another minute loading screen
    >just close the game

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you mean performance wise I agree, patch 3 fricking totally bricked the game. One of the guys in my group was in act 3 in 1 or 2 other runs but when WE get there on the patch he just fricking crashes, non-stop, no clue why. There's an 8 page thread on their shitty forum with zero dev response and the people in it say 'yeah I sent a ticket to them and we get bot responses about mods despite the fact I'm playing on ps5'
    Motherfrickers better fix this soon

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All is well in the world.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay sex simulator disguised as RPG
    >plays like fricking ass
    Working as intended.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct

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