this, i just use my neighbors unsecured wifi. lmao if i ever see the fbi at his front door
If you’re doing direct downloads you don’t need anything fancy. Just grab Proton VPN and use their free subscription because you’re not actually torrenting anything, you’re just directly downloading files.
>A couple bucks around christmas/summer/fall
Come on, even dumbass teenagers could afford that, even if their parents don't love them that much.
If you get a prime account for counterstrike you can pick up like 15 games every sale by trading off cases.
It's less of a pain in the ass to use the CS:GO crates I already get playing CS:GO to buy vidya games than to go find some weird piracy source probably hosted by someone mentally ill enough to even bother with games so shit people don't even pay for them, yes.
Are alt-right people literally schizophrenic? Yes, Epstein was israeli. So was Maxwell apparently, assuming the meme is true. But why do you project your feelings on these horrible people to EVERY israeli person? What does Epstein have to do with the deli owners down the street? What does Maxwell have to do with my mailman? Why are you so fricking weird?
>real life supervillains
Fricking moronic menchildren with aspergers talking about politics is the cringiest shit that could have happened to internet. You inbreds still see the world in black in white like a teenager would do. Zero fricking awareness.
It seems you can't understand it without some food analogy
So, imagine there is burger diner. You go in there once and food is awful and you get sick after eating it. You repeat that 109 times, with result being the same every time. If you say their food is bad they will call you vegetarian and hating the meat eating in general. Is it reasonable to go there 110th time?
try buying an old movie you zoomer moron and then come back to us ready to praise torrents
I can't stand this thread fricking coonsomers buying access to play vidya becase le sale! good deal why not xD
NFTs should be used as a proof of digital ownership, too bad the Black person monkeys blew everything out
I'm finding less and less incentive to.
If they phase out physical copies of games altogether, I'll be left with zero personal reason to invest money in something that I will never truly own.
>>2023 >>He thinks he can't get laid because of "video games"
Lmao women literally don't care. I guarantee it has more to do with you being disgusting to look at.
>>2023 >>He thinks he can't get laid because of "video games"
Lmao women literally don't care. I guarantee it has more to do with you being disgusting to look at.
can confirm anon 1 is a Black person and a homosexual
i do nothing but play games and draw all day and i havent had issues with women
well i say that, the ones interested in people like me arent exactly the most stable but eh
Yes, I'm sure that's why you pirate. Not at all for the sake of just keeping your money.
Pirate all you want but at least be honest about the reasons. Protip: It ain't because of moral high ground.
>rent
Okay moron.
Unlike you Amerimutts, Yuropeens actually have consumer rights, and people rightfully own their games and Valve are legally obliged to provide you you access to them, otherwise barring them from operating within the Yuro zone.
You do that when you get your own money, son
I was also pirating like a motherfricker for my entire teenage years and early 20s but why would I bother pirating, finding a torrent with seeders, applying the cracks, troubleshooting problems, and the moral obligation of seeding at least 75% of the file size to other people, when I can buy them with 1 click, especially considering how cheap games are on steam sales.
i only buy multiplayer games
or games that have good workshop contents
i dont buy single player game with denovo either i can simply wait them out
eventually they will stop using it
Here I was hoping enough time had passed that his prediction of his future early obesity related death had come true and he could serve as a cautionary tale. Oh well.
I remember him playing Deep Rock Galactic with Ster, Jerma and Etalyx, but he didn't say or do anything which begs the question of why he attached himself to them.
I mean he mainly just hangs out there, it's not like he has to do any work. There's like maybe one 0.5 posts per stream that require deleting and there's other mods. star also streams like once a week outside of when he gets focused on a game then he'll stream it for a week straight and leave for a month.
on the bright side he finally got some meds so maybe he'll stream more consistently now
>get asian girlfriend >drop everything for it >breaks up with him months later for being an obsessive creeper like he joked about in the comics
such is life in the zone
I'm a pirategay but I only focus on one game at a time and don't get more games until I'm done with what I'm playing.
i used to collect pornography and tutorials like that
>i used to collect pornography
Same. Then I deleted all of it like a fool because I naively thought it would stay up forever. It's not a big loss but still.
>Same. Then I deleted all of it like a fool because I naively thought it would stay up forever. It's not a big loss but still.
Not him, but rookie mistake. I also did that. But now I know I just needed more storage.
I have downloaded pretty much all of Odd Tinkering for example, for when I move and get space to repair old electronics.
I have some launch PS3s to fix.
A lot of soldering and diy board repair guides.
I also still collect an excessive amount of porn.
Have like 100,000 singular images alone.
A lot of it is unorganised to this day, but I have too many pre-purge files that are impossible to find anymore, that I couldn't bring myself to get rid of.
With the way EU law-making is also going, I'm keeping those dicky doujins close to the chest.
They'll never take my (TToTT)
>google translate shit
日本語を入力するときにローマ字を使用する
this is google translate.
日本語をタイピングその間ロマジを使っている
this is me with my very limited grasp on japanese.
アイヤー
this is not actually a japanese word. it's 哎呀 written in romaji, because I do not know the equivalent in Japanese and I wanted to use the excuse that I'm actually speaking a pidgin language instead of just sucking at Japanese.
But seriously, using romaji is fricking embarassing.
10 months ago
Anonymous
No more embarrassing than whatever you're doing.
10 months ago
Anonymous
それが違うよ。お前はオレよりも驢馬みたいだ。
10 months ago
Anonymous
The Japanese equivalent is probably あちゃー as in あちゃー また やってしもうたわい
10 months ago
Anonymous
>call someone a baka in romaji >everyone understands the insult and laughs at him >call someone a baka in runes >everyone thinks you're a tryhard with google translate and laughs at you
English website, nerd.
I am an accomplished white male who did the race and learned the language. Something 99.9% of this board can never do. Stay jelly, you will never learn Japanese.
You will never be a native Japanese speaker. You have no handwriting, you have no childhood immersion, you have no glottal stops. You are a anglophonic man twisted by anime and flashcards into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your tutors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish accent behind closed doors. Japs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed Japs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even JSLs who “pass” sound uncanny and unnatural to a Jap. Your syllable pronounciation is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk tutor home with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your diseased, incomprehensible handwriting.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake ohayo every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your roommates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of hearing you speak. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your christian birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an anglo is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably caucasian.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
It's much worse than that. People using Japanese meme words at all in everyday English is weaponized cringe on steroids. Unless you're in Japan, it will make you look like a massive tool.
I've been studying Japanese for 10+ years and this made me lol
10 years wasted. You could have learned something useful. Take a bow, idiot.
You don't even need to be a weeb to figure this out, being a game nerd is enough, because doku doku literature club obviously isn't about building collections, but about books.
gets gf
No he didn't, his just talked to some filipina online for a few weeks and somehow convince himself that they were in a relationship, got depressed when she told him they weren't, quit the comic, tried to start a new one, quit that one too, and disappeared.
Moviebob is the gift that keeps giving, how does he not neck himself considering how much of an embarssment he is? You could be a obese 30 year old virgin and still comfort yourself that you're not moviebob
block and then unblock. blocking forces the account to unfollow you, but then unblocking obviously allows them to still see you
usually used for if you need to not completely cut someone off for some reason, but if she had to do it many times then she should've just blocked him for good
i dont even like bob but its the kind of logic only a woman could conceive
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Quietly push someone off your followers list but don't stick an actual block on them so they don't have a sperg out on twitter because you're both public figures >Have to do this six times already >This fricking weirdo is claiming to be your friend and speaking on your behalf >Tell them to frick off >URR WOMEN MOMENT
10 months ago
Anonymous
she didnt do a hard block cause hes a scary man. so you just do it in public so its safer. so yes, a woman moment.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>no you just need moviebob and the bobbies sperging out at you making it more of a pain in the ass to use a website.
>do a soft block to not cause a scene >guy doesn't get the hint >do it again >still doesn't get it >six times >fine, time to embarrass him since he won't get it
she should have done it sooner
This is why chicks need to frick off and stop constantly trying to invade OUR GODDAMN HOBBY! THIS IS OUR FRICKING HOBBY FRICK OFFFFF! I have always known they never had an interest in fricking the nerds they thought were "so cool" and i keep telling that to guys but they are weak and never listen. Women just love infiltrating male groups and ruining everything because that's just how they are like.
I don't use Twitter either, but from what I understand,
If you "follow" someone, you get a notification whenever they make a post. If they block you, you can no longer see their posts and are no longer "following" them.
Soft blocking is just blocking a person then immediately unblocking them so they can still see your posts, but lost the following, so they don't get notifications and have to refolliw the person.
It's kinda like a YouTuber forcing someone to unsubscribe..
oof!
how do you recover after something like this happens?
I swear a complete absence of self awareness or downright delusion is the only thing that keeps these people getting out of bed every morning.
what makes Americans so shameless? is there something in the water? they could be 500 pounds, no friends, no GF, a joke to the world at large and yet they're completely insulated from any self-critical thought and can't be broken.
This is the tweet that proved to me I hate women more than I hate leftists.
Usually it's a distinction without a difference, but still, it's good to know.
> just talked to some filipina online for a few weeks and somehow convince himself that they were in a relationship, got depressed when she told him they weren't
Source?
Why the frick is always Filipinas? Do they target late 40s white single below average foreigner or it's the foreigner looking for a Filipina for some reason?
average-looking filipinas have two options:
1) 4'10" male filipino with tiny noodle dick, no job, and domineering mother who runs his entire life
2) chubby white guy with a BWC who lives in the richest and most powerful nation in human history
Flips in general are pretty chill, and usually easier to get along with since their culture has a lot of European/American infuence compared to other Asian countries. Also the other reasons mentioned by other Anons.
Probably my 3rd favorite asian subgroup.
Close historical and economic ties to the US, speak English well enough, decent number of light-skinned cuties, and the right balance between poor and uneducated ghetto filth. I imagine they're also concerned about being on the front lines of WW3 as well.
When I went to high school the nicest girl I knew was a flip. She was obviously a bawd, but she never was mean to a single soul. The other nicest girl was a costa rican christian.
It's because Philipinas are needy third worlders that won't leave you as soon as they get citizenship like women from other shitholes like Russia or the Dominican Republic.
Not true. My uncle got a mail-order bride from the Philippines. She turned out to be a nightmare. She molested both of their kids, tried to break things off and get custody (she almost won, if not for the sudden emergence of proof that she molested them), stole repeatedly from my uncle by pawning off shit around their house, and eventually just ended up leaving because she was dissatisfied that he wasn't as rich in the US as he had seemed when he was throwing money around while on base in the Philippines. Everybody I've ever met who was born there treats money the way a drowning man treats oxygen. Show them a route to what might at the time seem like a lot of it, and they'll absolutely ruin every single decent relationship in their life to get it. The moral of the story is don't mail-order a wife because she's not going to actually care about you or your family. She only married you for money in the first place, and that paradigm isn't going to suddenly change just because you got married and had kids.
filipinas, thais, SEAsians generally come from poor wet dilapidated shitholes. They unironically prey on oblivious white males, get a kid asap, and live on white man gibs for the rest of their lives. They also practice mutligenerational homes, AND matriarchal family model where the father is basically only the breadwinner while the mother makes all the decisions.
So yes, it's always flips or some other kind of brown asian, because even average wealth in the west means very rich in SEA.
Well that made me extremely sad. I love ronnie's comics, he stole the concept of self depreciation humour and made everyone else not even try it.
I guess it got to a point he was not even optimistic enough to laugh at himself. Poor guy, i thunk i saw a pic of him and he didnt even look that bad. Just a big fella. I hope he finds happiness some day.
Lol cute shy babes don't exist and when they do, they suck alpha wiener like everyone else. The real shy girls who even the betas don't want, are all hideous as shit or fat as frick.
why do incel Black folk think getting a girlfriend will end their problems
those problems are the reason you won't get any pussy you moron, go fix those first
and yes LMAO JSUT BE URSELF 🙂 actually does work even if you're autistic, but don't be a total gay lord
Your life isn't going to magically transform just because you've got a GF. It's the incel fallacy. Most incels are asocial, physically unfit, and totally destitute in terms of accomplishments. They struggle to maintain friendships or follow through on projects they start. They narrative all of these things as being catalyzed by their lack of a girlfriend, but really, it's the other way around. If they weren't such sad sacks of shit in every area of life, they'd probably have a girlfriend, and you suddenly gave them one, their other problems would persist. If your life sucks without a GF, it can only be as improved as much as is possible by having someone to talk to and have occasional sex of fleeting interest. As it turns out, that isn't really the problem for most men who are depressed. Their problems are bigger than that.
I own 700 games and I've been making an effort to go through the 200 game long backlog. My rule is I open a game and play it for an hour. If I like it continue if not uninstall forever. There's nothing outstanding, just bundle crapware for the most part. Those original Steam sales with 90 % entire publisher catalogs had a lot of garbage in them. That and games which probably didn't age well. Am I likely to enjoy Binary Domain in 2023? Not so sure.
crapware sales
dumbing yourself down with mid vidya
no control of spending habits
slave mindset to your backlog
get along with your vidya project anon buy more and see where it gets you just dont post anymore
i'm only buying 1€ games if i'm interested in playing them
no reason to buy 1€ games if they dont interest me and only buying them because it wont get lower than 1€
>people still shitpost the "bike cuck" comic
I mean bikes aren't expensive to begin with considering its transportation but its literally not worth trying to find who stole your bike, this is why cops don't give a shit about bike theft but for grand theft auto its a bigger crime. >b-but those filthy Black folk are stealing bikes in my city
ok have fun looking for your stolen bike I guess
>its literally not worth trying to find who stole your bike
That's not the issue, it's how he rationalized the whole thing and tried to feel happy about someone else abusing him. A normal person also wouldn't look for the bike but they'd be pretty fricking pissed about it.
Somebody didn't lock his bike, I was drunk and I needed to go home and lost my wallet while I was blackout drunk. Stole the bike and and threw it in a river before I walked home the last stretch. Somebody else found my wallet and brought it to a lost and found and I got it back. So, lock your bike.
Bullshit. When you gangrape someone, your happiness is only a fraction of what it would have been if you'd done it yourself. Otherwise one little b***h boy could generate infinite happiness just by tying himself to the community bikeracks.
The point of the original comic isn't that having your bike stolen is a good thing. It's that if something bad happens, and there's nothing you can do about it, all you can really do is change your perspective.
I don't know why you morons spam this shit
It's not even as deep as you think it is. Why the frick shouldn't you be mad about anything bad that happens to you, especially when some subhuman is responsible for it?
Nobody needs a lesson on how to cope that comes with a terrible example in a shitty webcomic. The moron didn't think it through at all and deserves to be mocked. It's about as bad as Loss in that regard.
>Why the frick shouldn't you be mad
Because in his example and many others, there's literally nothing he can do.
Being mad about it isn't helpful to anyone, it's destructive and only to himself.
It also brilliantly exposes racists such as yourself, which is just an added benefit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, I see. You're just a moron. Nevermind then.
I didn't even mention race, by the way, so that's on you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession. You are free to leave.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You only made it clear that you have the exact same pathetic mentality as the bike cuck, while showing that you don't belong here, unprompted.
Why, you may even be the bike cuck himself.
And trying to suppress any and all anger (and failing, because it's not truly possible) is far more destructive than accepting some of it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>feeding the trolls
Sure is summer in here
10 months ago
Anonymous
>It also exposes racists such as yourself
Go back to twitter already you homosexual.
Everyone knows Black folk and bike theft are part and parcel of the American experiment.
You're fooling no one but yourself into thinking it's a construct rather than a socio-economic reality.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Like I said.
Make a moronic comic about it, apparently.
And why exactly does that make you so mad?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Not him but seeing a human being be such a tucking cuck he has to draw his mental gymnastics and post it to the world for validations makes me fricking angry. Instead of using his fricking brain or reporting it stolen or using violence to murder the nog thief he goes "haha whatever" Total Cuck Death
10 months ago
Anonymous
>hey police, yeah someone stole my bike >okay >go get em okay?
>yeah someone stole my bike so i killed them >heres the KEY TO THE CITY GOOD JOB
>Instead of using his fricking brain
You should try that sometime.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah like you said, you're so clever.
fricking moron.
Enjoy getting gypped for the rest of your life.
You deserve nothing.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Like I said.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Because weak men create hard times for all of us
10 months ago
Anonymous
Not allowing yourself to feel negative thoughts by performing mental gymnastics into pure delusion isn't healthy.
If something bad happens and you get upset, that's just life. As long as you aren't a moron who starts punching drywall or throwing controllers then you're just living life.
This mentality of thinking the world is better for having your bike stolen is literally cuck shit
>Why the frick shouldn't you be mad about anything bad that happens to you
because like buddah said: >holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
what is gained by remaining angry at something outside of your control? there's nothing to be learned, there's no one to be punished, no retribution to be had, the only meaningful move forward here is to rationalize it as something else. the anger/sadness is hurting no one but you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
No one's saying you should seethe for years, but do you think getting rightfully mad at something for a while and possibly venting about it is better than thinking "the moron who stole my bike is probably very happy about it (unlikely), so it's fine"?
If you never get mad you might as well go ahead and become a monk, who the frick else does that. It doesn't matter if it's outside of your control, most things are.
It'd be one thing if the comic was only that but the part about it making the thief happy is what's really bizarre. The author is saying that some butthole getting rewarded for being an butthole makes the world a better place.
You're such a midwit wienerfed moron.
Most people understand the subtext of changing your perspective in a helpless situation.
The overt, niggling annoyance it produces — what everyone intuitively understands, except fricking you for some reason — is that the behaviour portrayed is learned helplessness at it's finest.
It's the exact reason he is now known as "bike cuck".
This is akin to Seth Rogan saying it's epicsauce to live in L.A. and get your car broken into repeatedly, because "they leave cool gifts like knives from time to time hahaha :))".
I can't even begin to describe how much of a monstrous mentally deficient cumstain byproduct you are, for thinking you're above*anyone*.
No one fricking deserves to get exposed to you handicapped thoughts, yet they can only pray to be spared, as you keep insisting to be heard.
LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE THAN JUST ACCEPTING OTHER PEOPLE FRICKING YOU IN THE ASS.
Holy shit.
Move.
Get payback.
Secure your shit better.
Change.
Nature has given you the capability of being creative, and it is your greatest attribute, but you just won't even consider using it.
Doing nothing every time your inconvenienced; you're essentially less than the ants beneath the earth, because at least they will protect their fricking hive. You cannot even muster that, you fricking NOTHING.
No one should follow your example, ypu spineless fricking worm. I would piss on you every time I'd see you, and I wouldn't even need to trick you to think it's rain. To you it would simply be a given.
I mean this sincerely:
I will wake up happy every day for the rest of my life knowing there are people like you, and I will struggle between pride knowing you are beneath me, and the searing knowledge I share God's earth with your lame ilk.
>Move. >spend thousands of dollars an uproot your life because a bike got stolen
wow >Get payback.
On who? >Secure your shit better.
I'll do that in the future, thanks for the advice. >Change.
Oh right, if I just "change" people won't steal anymore. Brilliant.
You people live in fricking fantasy worlds, I swear.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Move.
Over a fricking bike? >Get payback.
Against who? >Secure your shit better.
Sure. >Change.
What?
You have completely lost the plot, samegay.
You cannot even imagine a hypothetical scenario in which you muster doing something alternative to zero, null, not even when given freebies to kickstart the priocess.
You're so utterly pathetic.
That's exactly why you deserve to be ruthlessly mocked and have no progeny.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Bitch, they validated one of your points. "Secure your shut better." They agreed with you, and you're still arguing against them.
You are such a moronic, angry butthole. This is why you struggle to keep relationships.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Because they do not understand the fricking point.
It takes no creative labour to think up "securing your property better", it's the abject rejection of other possibilities as if they were ever meant to be bullet points on a check list, and not the idea of rejecting their helpless given the opportunity.
You have sugarplum fairies living in your head if you cannot grasp that much.
Also do not project your lame ass poison unto me lmao.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>make an argument >people agree with you >NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
They literally fricking conceded and agreed with you, and you're STILL mad.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're so fricking obtuse.
I don't want to "win" some imaginary argument over someone conceding a single hypothetical bullet point as a possible means of prevention, out of my entire post.
I want to get the point across that *nothing* is not an option, yet all three of you keep fricking missing the point by repeated inferring "well you can't do that, that, and that! Okay maybe that one."
That wasn't the point.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Look out bros, we have a real internet tough guy here!
>Move.
Over a fricking bike? >Get payback.
Against who? >Secure your shit better.
Sure. >Change.
What?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Move. >spend thousands of dollars an uproot your life because a bike got stolen
wow >Get payback.
On who? >Secure your shit better.
I'll do that in the future, thanks for the advice. >Change.
Oh right, if I just "change" people won't steal anymore. Brilliant.
You people live in fricking fantasy worlds, I swear.
He thinks you're supposed to grab a gun and start walking the city streets looking for your bike lol
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's a good way to not get your bike ever stolen again, as you'll be dead by cop within five minutes.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I can handle 5 Stars in GTA, I can handle a few irl
10 months ago
Anonymous
mone of those Anons but I've caught degens red-handed stealing my property before and either beat the shit out of them or gotten them frick off before they completed the process.
Securing preventing, and persuing are real actions you can take you should try it sometime
also it's funny to me you reveal yourself to willingly live in a city. This says a lot more about the mentality coming from you people than you can imagine..
10 months ago
Anonymous
If you're lucky enough to catch someone red-handed, sure whatever. But in the situation we're actually talking about, the culprit already got away.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Securing preventing, and persuing are real actions
I live in America.
Why the frick would I risk my life for a bike?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Apparently you're not a man if you don't seek violent revenge over every transgression.
10 months ago
Anonymous
No, you're not a complete adult man if you seek zero recompense at all when people will to destroy you.
it says more about you, that you'd glomp unto violence as the operating factor here first chance.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're not a man if you do not have a skillset with which you operate. You're more of an adult child.
10 months ago
Anonymous
This LARP is getting embarrassing.
10 months ago
Anonymous
this weak ass Black person would let you steal his shit and do nothing about it kek
its too bad he has nothing
maybe thats why
10 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, you have to be 18 to use this website.
10 months ago
Anonymous
This is on par with those classic Xbox hatemail messages, written by kids who think they're "mature" for saying words they're not allowed to say in front of their parents.
weak Black folk on suicide watch kek
10 months ago
Anonymous
Triggered, on suicide watch; same thing. This is you.
You will NEVER be a man.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>left can't meme
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's an original drawing in the picture, so it's automatically better than every right meme that's never anything but a wojak or a pepe.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Your phrase is stolen. Can't meme.
10 months ago
Anonymous
What phrase?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Triggered, on suicide watch; same thing. This is you.
You will NEVER be a man.
Second line.
10 months ago
Anonymous
it takes no effort of imagination to create an ugly doodle person probably originating on affected whim from a gay KnowYourMeme stickerwar slap fight, but putting in the time to make that shit probably eschews a far larger asspain and occupied brainspace of its creator, compared to any pepe or wojak CTRL+V pasted unto as a response.
take that as you will
10 months ago
Anonymous
Cope
10 months ago
Anonymous
Seethe and dial-8.
10 months ago
Anonymous
This is on par with those classic Xbox hatemail messages, written by kids who think they're "mature" for saying words they're not allowed to say in front of their parents.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You can always tell it's some internet though guy making shit up because they use the expression "my property", no one but terminally online morons use those words unironically outside legal proceedings.
10 months ago
Anonymous
What the actual frick would you call it other than that.
My stuff?
My things?
Do you need it specified down to the last screw, or just ballpark it.
You cannot be this fricking obtuse.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>My stuff? >My things?
Yes, that's how real people talk.
10 months ago
Anonymous
it's the same fricking thing
10 months ago
Anonymous
No it's not you fricking sperg.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yes it is moron. It literally confers the same meaning to the letter. Property and "my stuff" is the same fricking modifier.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>move
itll be your house getting broken into next >get payback
just kill a random Black person >secure your shit better
ye >change
and grow as a person
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Move. >Over a fricking bike?
???
Yes?
If you live in a crime ridden shithole where petty theft is a constant possibility, why the frick would you keep living there.
There would be nothing wrong with it if it was just >my bike was stolen recently >I was pretty bummed out about it >but, whatever
It's the panel trying to frame it as being about the fact the thief got to be happy because he stole it that makes it stand out and what earned the moniker.
Sometimes you see a good deal on a bunch of games that look interesting, but you don't immediately play it.
Then maybe you tend towards games you're already in the habit of playing and before you know it the game has quietly made its way further into the catacombs of your game library.
It doesn't even have to be hundreds of games, there's people I've known with like 10 genesis cartridges and some of them they've never touched aside from putting em on the shelf.
that's a thing? I thought people only shelved books they've already read
nobody really does this, right? you don't have a pile of unread books displayed as if you have, correct?
because you're openly displaying them in a higher place, as in showing off your extensive repertoire to guests. if there's absolutely no visible indication that you're reading them, everyone will just assume you've read them. this is common sense. if you're reading a book/haven't gotten around to yet, keep them in a drawer or on a bedside table.
Having important books even if you're not going to read them was totally acceptable before the Internet. If for some reason you had to access a certain type of information, the only way was to have the book in hand, and if you had a decent library you would at least have some chance of accessing that information right away.
So when the guys released those collections of classics, one new classic a week or some shit, people bought them all even if they weren't interested in reading half of them.
I learned you are a homosexual. There is much to learn from novels, my boy. For example higurashi taught me how to plan a perfect murder (ch3) and Clannad taught me that people aren't really gone when they die
I think novels is more for intellectual discussions or something like that.
It would be the equivalent of anons here who download collections of ROMs even if they don't want to play practically any of the games. If someone starts talking shit about an obscure arcade or Mega Drive game, you play the game for 15 minutes on an emulator and thus gain authority to call him a homosexual.
I'm pretty sure there's at least one Whomp strip where he has some sort of awkward interaction and his day is ruined, so you are almost certainly correct
Can anyone explain to me why people have a backlog? I literally only get a game when Im sure that I will play it. Why not just do that? Why buy something you are not interested in? Is it low Impuls control or something else?
Nah I pretty much always know what I want. I hate the thought of a Steam library fillled with games that I might never play. But I know where you are coming from
NTA but I also only get games if I know I'm gonna be playing them because I'm a massive binge gamer. I will play a single game for weeks, sometimes months, on end without getting tired or bored of it because I'll have some sort of ADHD hyperfocused goal. I'll achieve that goal one way or another, get no dopamine hit, then go on to the next.
I have to be constantly busy with something because I suffer in stillness. My mind immediately "jumps ship" if I'm ever under stimulated.
You're always sure you'll play a game...until life happens. Then it becomes "I'll get around to it". And now, another sale is happening that features other games you were interested in or looking forward to.
I usually get a small backlog when I play a game, burnout and then say I'll come back to it later. I actually do want to go back to them but I end up never getting the motivation to do so. I bought Trails in the Sky SC at launch (2015), played like 2 or 3 chapters and then it stayed unfinished in my library until like a year or two ago. Now I'm caught up with the series.
because I am interested in the game, and if I get it in a sale where it's like 10 bucks, I don't have to go through the hassle of checking my wishlist for a sale when I do decide to play it
I used to take it very seriously for reasons that, looking back, never made much sense. But I’ve essentially gotten caught up on it and no longer care about the “backlog” of other titles that remain.
I guess the lesson here is that once you actually decide to tackle your backlog and actually achieve it, you’ll find that vidya is better enjoyed if you don’t force yourself to play it when you dislike it. I forced myself to play 3 disappointing games back-to-back from start to finish after playing like 30 backlogged games that I thoroughly enjoyed, and the experience burned me out substantially enough to make me realize the folly of the backlog in general.
Because I heard GOOD THINGS about Return of the Obra Dinn but it was TWENTY BUCKS so I got it on SALE while I was playing SOMETHING ELSE and then I PLAYED IT LATER and it was GOOD you homosexual.
>a game is 90% off >"I already have games to play but a deal like this might never come again!" >repeat four times a year
I mean, you'd be stupid not to take the deal just because you have no time for it RIGHT NOW
Nta
This is why I only buy games that are at least 75% off. I gave up online modes/functions.
Shitty thing is: there's seem to be a trend on removing games; frickers want to push you to buy games, maybe because the sales stagnated (a way to deal with losses?), sometimes even at full price.
I almost bought everything from Illusion. Still there, by the way.
Nah, that's Homestuck.
It honestly changed the medium and it's it's not really fair to compare other comics, but Andrew hussie is leagues beyond the onions redditor dipshits making low hanging fruit takes about video games and being nerds.
>parents buy loads of books >never read them >they have a book on parenting >i read it >hey why dont you try treating me like this instead, your parenting book even says to do it >no we will continue to torture you haha
anyways i probably only played half the steam games i bought, yeah.
i still dont think this happened. i was told this, but how is casual small talk indication someone wanted to jump my bones. who would even want to do that
I've had wizard powers for over a year now, and I've gotta say, it's pretty cool. Mostly just been teleporting all over the place, casting fireball in the woods. I hear on the news it's been a bad year for wildfires, but I'm sure that's unrelated.
i still dont think this happened. i was told this, but how is casual small talk indication someone wanted to jump my bones. who would even want to do that
a black girl asked me to prom in the middle of math class and everyone heard it
i think i said some autistic shit like how i don't like going to extra curricular school activities, or i flat out said i'm not going to prom, and she made a pouty face. i think the rest of the class was unsurprised, both to my reaction and to my terminal virginity.
I managed to somewhat fix my resting b***h face and I noticed more people smiling back
I don't read anything more into it than that but its a nice feeling
Human females are one of the few species that have covert ovulation. Probably because they can get stuff from men when they aren't likely to get pregnant.
>Bought the full Humble Resident Evil bundle and Cult of the Lamb just today for my Steam Deck >mfw won't touch didly fricking squat shit for the next month because all I'm playing is holocure
A few months ago I instituted a strict "only have 2 different game playthroughs running at the same time" regime. That stops me from constantly abandoning games cause I wanna play something else
It also instantly made me play vidya way more, cause usually I just spend all evening thinking about maybe playing something
Yeah I did this for a while when I was obsessed with the backlog, except I didn’t allow myself to play more than one (unless the other game was like an MMO or something since those don’t usually require willpower to get through). It worked for a long time since most of the backlogged games I played were very good, but when I started playing backlogged games that were boring or disappointing, things went badly very quickly.
I'm not obsessed with my backlog, I just noticed that I wasn't actually bored of vidya when I had only one game to play (e.g. a new game comes out and I only play that one for a bit)
I'm fine with dropping bad games, I stopped playing Ghostwire cause it's pretty mediocre and might play it again later. The important thing is the mentality of only having two playthroughs running at once, which means you make a conscious decision to drop a game rather than abandoning 5 good games because you felt like playing 10 random other ones
Bro your "drop the game if it fricking sucks" rule?
Well shit. Guess I do that with manga. Collect every book from my favorite series. Spend $50 total. Now I have 50 books that collect dust on the wall. Still looks neat though. I just dread the next time I move.
My friend's account has been stolen and steam couldn't give it back to him. Now every time we talk about games it comes up. They apparently don't have a real customer service desk, and they couldn't do anything, even when his payment info were to his name. If that happened to me, I wouldn't really be sad because I really play 5 games out of the 130 I have, but one thing is for certain : I would pirate all my games from this moment on.
No. He's the kind of moron that doesn't use a password manager, and his linked email account was so old it closed without him knowing. Still, they can easily give the account back if they have payment infos. I don't understand why they couldn't, and it made me wary of steam.
I have never understood the mindset of buying 99ct trash games. I'm never going to play it anyway so why spend money on it and have it sitting in my library.
>Macklemore
Oh yeah, that happened
>buying games
Do people really?
I’m a moron and pirating a as foreign as Aramaic.
>pirating a as foreign as Aramaic.
homie just get a VPN and go to direct download sites. It’s not that hard.
>he needs a vpn to pirate
lol, what a cuck.
this, i just use my neighbors unsecured wifi. lmao if i ever see the fbi at his front door
>just pay to not pay for video games
If you’re doing direct downloads you don’t need anything fancy. Just grab Proton VPN and use their free subscription because you’re not actually torrenting anything, you’re just directly downloading files.
why would you need VPN for direct download? ISP literally does not care about it. They only get pissy when they see you torrent.
Why are direct downloads safe ?
They can still come from a known pirate website that your ISP could still detect.
>VPN
What dystopian shithole do you live in that you need that to not get ratted out by your ISP?
or English, it seems
I literally know Aramaic
Schlomo ahuno. Moran barekh beituh.
captcha: tihe suryoye.
>he doesn't speak NENA
mendeka ewet
Did you read The Bible?
>playing games
nobody really does this… right?
>A couple bucks around christmas/summer/fall
Come on, even dumbass teenagers could afford that, even if their parents don't love them that much.
If you get a prime account for counterstrike you can pick up like 15 games every sale by trading off cases.
>buying games
It's less of a pain in the ass to use the CS:GO crates I already get playing CS:GO to buy vidya games than to go find some weird piracy source probably hosted by someone mentally ill enough to even bother with games so shit people don't even pay for them, yes.
>he literally pays for games
I used the videogames to pay for the videogames
Some games I want to pirate arent on the latest version, even on private trackers
>mfw live in usa but have a russian bank account/steam account where i buy games and family share with myself
>weebshitter
It checks out
Also quite ironic you used a pick with 2v1 situation lmao
yes, im not a Black person
you mean you are a sucker
Being called a sucker by a leech is some pretty great ironywxtv86
Ok sucker
then why do you support israelites like one?
Are alt-right people literally schizophrenic? Yes, Epstein was israeli. So was Maxwell apparently, assuming the meme is true. But why do you project your feelings on these horrible people to EVERY israeli person? What does Epstein have to do with the deli owners down the street? What does Maxwell have to do with my mailman? Why are you so fricking weird?
Now they're going to get on you about noticing patterns.
>the majority of real life supervillains being israeli is a coincidence, quit noticing things
>real life supervillains
Fricking moronic menchildren with aspergers talking about politics is the cringiest shit that could have happened to internet. You inbreds still see the world in black in white like a teenager would do. Zero fricking awareness.
It seems you can't understand it without some food analogy
So, imagine there is burger diner. You go in there once and food is awful and you get sick after eating it. You repeat that 109 times, with result being the same every time. If you say their food is bad they will call you vegetarian and hating the meat eating in general. Is it reasonable to go there 110th time?
Wrong food analogy.
>have 16 million apples
>less than 1% of those is rotten
>blame the entire orchard that produced them
>8 billions of fruits
>16 million apples get 50% of the water and sunlight
>ask apples why is that
>remember the 6 million apple pies?
I've never seen any proof of such a large amount of apple pies but I'll support any baker that tries to make the effort.
Who the frick is gonna have a torrent of Jade Empire still seeded?
to be fair it's on gog and drm free and you know what that means
You'd have a hard time finding something that is still sold but impossible to pirate. Torrent? Maybe not, but there's always a way.
try buying an old movie you zoomer moron and then come back to us ready to praise torrents
I can't stand this thread fricking coonsomers buying access to play vidya becase le sale! good deal why not xD
NFTs should be used as a proof of digital ownership, too bad the Black person monkeys blew everything out
I'm finding less and less incentive to.
If they phase out physical copies of games altogether, I'll be left with zero personal reason to invest money in something that I will never truly own.
Imagine not supporting your hobby and then thinking your opinion matters.
>his hobby is "playing games"
your NEVER getting laid LMAO
nice larp, but you're on Ganker
>>2023
>>He thinks he can't get laid because of "video games"
Lmao women literally don't care. I guarantee it has more to do with you being disgusting to look at.
can confirm anon 1 is a Black person and a homosexual
i do nothing but play games and draw all day and i havent had issues with women
well i say that, the ones interested in people like me arent exactly the most stable but eh
Imagine paying to developers who clearly disregard your opinion in favor of ESGbucks
I don't buy those kinds of games in the first place. I guess pretending all of them do it eases your conscience though.
As if you can check it yourself. I can't, so I just assume the worst.
Yes, I'm sure that's why you pirate. Not at all for the sake of just keeping your money.
Pirate all you want but at least be honest about the reasons. Protip: It ain't because of moral high ground.
I do buy them physical, keep it sealed, then I pirate the digital. It's just so convenient.
>I do buy empty disks I'm so cool lmao XDD
They don't. On Steam you rent.
>rent
Okay moron.
Unlike you Amerimutts, Yuropeens actually have consumer rights, and people rightfully own their games and Valve are legally obliged to provide you you access to them, otherwise barring them from operating within the Yuro zone.
Sell me one of your steam games that you own.
Easier than pirating
maybe if you went moronic from smoking so much wiener
its never been easier
I once downloaded a game from torrents only to remember later that I have it on steam
On occasion, yes
You do that when you get your own money, son
I was also pirating like a motherfricker for my entire teenage years and early 20s but why would I bother pirating, finding a torrent with seeders, applying the cracks, troubleshooting problems, and the moral obligation of seeding at least 75% of the file size to other people, when I can buy them with 1 click, especially considering how cheap games are on steam sales.
i only buy multiplayer games
or games that have good workshop contents
i dont buy single player game with denovo either i can simply wait them out
eventually they will stop using it
>no updates in over 2 years
Ronniebros... is this it?
he was doing his shitty sidecomics instead
but he stopped those earlier this year as well
he's too bust being an janny for Ster's streams. I'm not kidding.
What the frick
I know you literally said you aren't joking but please be joking
Ster? The guy who does tf2 videos?
the girlfriend incident is actually less pathetic than that
Here I was hoping enough time had passed that his prediction of his future early obesity related death had come true and he could serve as a cautionary tale. Oh well.
I remember him playing Deep Rock Galactic with Ster, Jerma and Etalyx, but he didn't say or do anything which begs the question of why he attached himself to them.
I mean he mainly just hangs out there, it's not like he has to do any work. There's like maybe one 0.5 posts per stream that require deleting and there's other mods. star also streams like once a week outside of when he gets focused on a game then he'll stream it for a week straight and leave for a month.
on the bright side he finally got some meds so maybe he'll stream more consistently now
The Overwatch guy?
>get asian girlfriend
>drop everything for it
>breaks up with him months later for being an obsessive creeper like he joked about in the comics
such is life in the zone
the zone claims another
How does he live without money? Does he have another income somewhere?
he is fat enough to survive another couple of years
This but pirated games
I'm a pirategay but I only focus on one game at a time and don't get more games until I'm done with what I'm playing.
>i used to collect pornography
Same. Then I deleted all of it like a fool because I naively thought it would stay up forever. It's not a big loss but still.
>Same. Then I deleted all of it like a fool because I naively thought it would stay up forever. It's not a big loss but still.
Not him, but rookie mistake.
I also did that. But now I know I just needed more storage.
I get stuck, and I don't like to look up guides
>no whomp cartoon
Sad
i'll play them when i get the time
i used to collect pornography and tutorials like that
Are you me?
Although, for me it's not "used to".
I have downloaded pretty much all of Odd Tinkering for example, for when I move and get space to repair old electronics.
I have some launch PS3s to fix.
A lot of soldering and diy board repair guides.
I also still collect an excessive amount of porn.
Have like 100,000 singular images alone.
A lot of it is unorganised to this day, but I have too many pre-purge files that are impossible to find anymore, that I couldn't bring myself to get rid of.
With the way EU law-making is also going, I'm keeping those dicky doujins close to the chest.
They'll never take my (TToTT)
積読 is made from 2 kanji: amass + book
He replaced the wrong word
It should be Tsunge (ge is short for game)
Japanese enthusiast FAIL
NNNNEEEEERRRRRD
b***h this is basic Japanese. What's your excuse for not learning?
>Basic japanese
>Kanji
First grade children in Japan learn kanji, what's your point?
Any 4th grader would know both of these
And fully grown japs have trouble reading roman characters. Your point?
It's a completely different language, get your head out of your ass.
Me chinese! me pray joke! Me put peepee in your coke!
no sane persone cares
if normal people would care about japanese they wont nuke japan two times
You're not making any sense. Take your pills
frickdoku: a japanese word for amassing a collection of fricks and not giving them
that's everyone who reads your post
Again, you substituted the wrong word
This thread is tsun-tard, an assessment of tards like you
Haji wo shire, kono baka yarou ga.
And a nip nong ching chong to you.
>assessment
The baka is you.
I typed amassment but my fricking phone autocorrected it despite it being a perfectly valid word
>phoneposter
Checks out.
Unlike you third worlders I can afford a quality android phone. My phone has a higher resolution than most of this board
Besides, it's not like I'd post on this forum using my work laptop (top of the line MacBook pro in case you were wondering)
>quality android phone
>I post on this forum
grandpa you got scammed by chinamen square
>phoneposting
du schwule sau
>日本語をタイピングその間ロマジを使っている
アイヤー、何てばかなの。
homie what is this google translate shit?
>google translate shit
日本語を入力するときにローマ字を使用する
this is google translate.
日本語をタイピングその間ロマジを使っている
this is me with my very limited grasp on japanese.
アイヤー
this is not actually a japanese word. it's 哎呀 written in romaji, because I do not know the equivalent in Japanese and I wanted to use the excuse that I'm actually speaking a pidgin language instead of just sucking at Japanese.
But seriously, using romaji is fricking embarassing.
No more embarrassing than whatever you're doing.
それが違うよ。お前はオレよりも驢馬みたいだ。
The Japanese equivalent is probably あちゃー as in あちゃー また やってしもうたわい
>call someone a baka in romaji
>everyone understands the insult and laughs at him
>call someone a baka in runes
>everyone thinks you're a tryhard with google translate and laughs at you
English website, nerd.
日本語で書いても誰も読めないし
Well yes Ronnie is shown to not actually know any Japanese, which is used to humorous effect.
y'know you can apply one concept to multiple things right? that's how metaphors work
No shit. I'm saying he did it wrong
are you a Black person? or a homosexual? both perhaps?
I am an accomplished white male who did the race and learned the language. Something 99.9% of this board can never do. Stay jelly, you will never learn Japanese.
shut up weeb moron
tsun doku
also that's not the kanji for Book
You stupid.
My point still stands
>(ge is short for game)
nah it’s short for you lmao
>Japanese enthusiast
You will never be a native Japanese speaker. You have no handwriting, you have no childhood immersion, you have no glottal stops. You are a anglophonic man twisted by anime and flashcards into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your tutors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish accent behind closed doors. Japs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed Japs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even JSLs who “pass” sound uncanny and unnatural to a Jap. Your syllable pronounciation is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk tutor home with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your diseased, incomprehensible handwriting.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake ohayo every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your roommates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of hearing you speak. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your christian birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an anglo is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably caucasian.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Japs are just racist. They would never acknowledge a foreigner speaking perfect (which is possible by the way, you moronic Jap lover) Japanese
I've been studying Japanese for 10+ years and this made me lol
This homie gets 0 b***hes and stacks no paper
and you?
You lose
Lose what, you fricking moron?
the game
Literally nobody cares aside from filthy Gankerutists /jp/gays.
I watch anime, I'm just not a hyper homosexual weeb tranime Gankerutist.
>I only watch MANIME
If they don't want us to like the bad guys they shouldn't have made their uniforms as Ganker
Go commit tsundoku
Based.
Knowledge and intelligence should be appreciated, not condemned.
frick you
Yesterday I read chapter 1 of 邪神が死んだ世界に勇者は用済みだと言って追放されました ~邪神が復活して世界の危機だから戻ってこいと言われてももう遅い、地球という異世界で可愛い女の子と一緒に楽しくスローライフしています〜
It's ok
It's much worse than that. People using Japanese meme words at all in everyday English is weaponized cringe on steroids. Unless you're in Japan, it will make you look like a massive tool.
10 years wasted. You could have learned something useful. Take a bow, idiot.
>You could have learned something useful. Take a bow
Wow hey, that's a great idea. Archery sounds cool.
I will suck your dick anon, I will make you gay on purpose
You don't even need to be a weeb to figure this out, being a game nerd is enough, because doku doku literature club obviously isn't about building collections, but about books.
>uuuooohh roku doku ching chojngu akshually means something completely different
noone cares stop jerking off to cartoon children
Ching Chong nip nong dong
Love the zoomers seething in the comments
nice
Doumo arigatou, Anon-dono.
Holy based grammar corrected, please teach me Japanese!
>ronnie gets gf
>no longer depressed
>no more comic
strange, i got a gf, she's amazing, and yet i'm still depressed.
O WELL LOL
Just let him live in his world. Ronnie did get a girlfriend. He is happy and married. That's how it should have been. Let him dream.
gets gf
No he didn't, his just talked to some filipina online for a few weeks and somehow convince himself that they were in a relationship, got depressed when she told him they weren't, quit the comic, tried to start a new one, quit that one too, and disappeared.
lmao, that's pathetic. I had honestly forgotten he had made strips about that, and yep they're still there. and they're very close to when he stopped.
that would've made a good Whomp arc, ironically
wait so he drew them 'together' even though they never met???
So he really was just pathetic.
damn
certified moviebob moment
That's way worse, moviebob was doing that for YEARS.
idk, don't follow eceleb "drama", only know this guy for that tweet and "fairly small amount of mcdonalds" which grosses me out to this day
that dude is definitely a gay in multiple ways but maybe just block him for real you dumb b***h
Moviebob is the gift that keeps giving, how does he not neck himself considering how much of an embarssment he is? You could be a obese 30 year old virgin and still comfort yourself that you're not moviebob
I'm glad Ellis got eaten alive by her own twitter fanbase. She clearly shouldn't have been so fascist-coded
>youtried.jpg
Isn't she still on twitter and making videos, though?
what's a soft block?
block and then unblock. blocking forces the account to unfollow you, but then unblocking obviously allows them to still see you
usually used for if you need to not completely cut someone off for some reason, but if she had to do it many times then she should've just blocked him for good
translation: I still want you to simp for me but stop following me teehee
she deserves it, dumb c**t
it's simply attention seeking behaviour
>do a soft block to not cause a scene
>then embarrass him in front of the whole world anyways
sup fatass
i dont even like bob but its the kind of logic only a woman could conceive
>Quietly push someone off your followers list but don't stick an actual block on them so they don't have a sperg out on twitter because you're both public figures
>Have to do this six times already
>This fricking weirdo is claiming to be your friend and speaking on your behalf
>Tell them to frick off
>URR WOMEN MOMENT
she didnt do a hard block cause hes a scary man. so you just do it in public so its safer. so yes, a woman moment.
>no you just need moviebob and the bobbies sperging out at you making it more of a pain in the ass to use a website.
Block them too, you stupid zoomer.
>do a soft block to not cause a scene
>guy doesn't get the hint
>do it again
>still doesn't get it
>six times
>fine, time to embarrass him since he won't get it
she should have done it sooner
Or just block him for real and deal with it.
/bobmob/ avenged him
>u might be able to win a fight with your unborn child
Fricking brilliant, worth creating a joke account for just that
>win a fight with your unborn child
Alright that's pretty good
>that abortion zinger
Nice.
REKT
Why she didn't want to be friends with MovieBob?
cute dessert
He's ugly so talking to him is basically rape.
damn i want a lizard pet but my cats would torture it to death
This is why chicks need to frick off and stop constantly trying to invade OUR GODDAMN HOBBY! THIS IS OUR FRICKING HOBBY FRICK OFFFFF! I have always known they never had an interest in fricking the nerds they thought were "so cool" and i keep telling that to guys but they are weak and never listen. Women just love infiltrating male groups and ruining everything because that's just how they are like.
I don't use Twitter. What is a "soft block"? Not responding to people's posts?
I don't use Twitter either, but from what I understand,
If you "follow" someone, you get a notification whenever they make a post. If they block you, you can no longer see their posts and are no longer "following" them.
Soft blocking is just blocking a person then immediately unblocking them so they can still see your posts, but lost the following, so they don't get notifications and have to refolliw the person.
It's kinda like a YouTuber forcing someone to unsubscribe..
What do you fricking want? You already won the argument like an hour ago. What the frick do you still want?
>If you "follow" someone, you get a notification whenever they make a post
Nah.
oof!
how do you recover after something like this happens?
I swear a complete absence of self awareness or downright delusion is the only thing that keeps these people getting out of bed every morning.
what makes Americans so shameless? is there something in the water? they could be 500 pounds, no friends, no GF, a joke to the world at large and yet they're completely insulated from any self-critical thought and can't be broken.
This is the tweet that proved to me I hate women more than I hate leftists.
Usually it's a distinction without a difference, but still, it's good to know.
Jeeze it must be pretty bad when you need to announce to the world in your comic book that you got an internet gf. And a low-tier asian one too.
>falls under female influence
>immediately starts writing garbage
> just talked to some filipina online for a few weeks and somehow convince himself that they were in a relationship, got depressed when she told him they weren't
Source?
what am I looking at
Everything you need to figure it out.
His schizophrenia told him.
Why the frick is always Filipinas? Do they target late 40s white single below average foreigner or it's the foreigner looking for a Filipina for some reason?
guys too low value downgrade the asian wife for the mud asian wife and pinoys are the bargain bin there
average-looking filipinas have two options:
1) 4'10" male filipino with tiny noodle dick, no job, and domineering mother who runs his entire life
2) chubby white guy with a BWC who lives in the richest and most powerful nation in human history
Flips in general are pretty chill, and usually easier to get along with since their culture has a lot of European/American infuence compared to other Asian countries. Also the other reasons mentioned by other Anons.
Probably my 3rd favorite asian subgroup.
Close historical and economic ties to the US, speak English well enough, decent number of light-skinned cuties, and the right balance between poor and uneducated ghetto filth. I imagine they're also concerned about being on the front lines of WW3 as well.
When I went to high school the nicest girl I knew was a flip. She was obviously a bawd, but she never was mean to a single soul. The other nicest girl was a costa rican christian.
He seems to be in on the joke. I imagine when they go out he will dress up and do his hair. He wouldn't look so shlumpy then
It's because Philipinas are needy third worlders that won't leave you as soon as they get citizenship like women from other shitholes like Russia or the Dominican Republic.
Not true. My uncle got a mail-order bride from the Philippines. She turned out to be a nightmare. She molested both of their kids, tried to break things off and get custody (she almost won, if not for the sudden emergence of proof that she molested them), stole repeatedly from my uncle by pawning off shit around their house, and eventually just ended up leaving because she was dissatisfied that he wasn't as rich in the US as he had seemed when he was throwing money around while on base in the Philippines. Everybody I've ever met who was born there treats money the way a drowning man treats oxygen. Show them a route to what might at the time seem like a lot of it, and they'll absolutely ruin every single decent relationship in their life to get it. The moral of the story is don't mail-order a wife because she's not going to actually care about you or your family. She only married you for money in the first place, and that paradigm isn't going to suddenly change just because you got married and had kids.
filipinas, thais, SEAsians generally come from poor wet dilapidated shitholes. They unironically prey on oblivious white males, get a kid asap, and live on white man gibs for the rest of their lives. They also practice mutligenerational homes, AND matriarchal family model where the father is basically only the breadwinner while the mother makes all the decisions.
So yes, it's always flips or some other kind of brown asian, because even average wealth in the west means very rich in SEA.
Money
Well that made me extremely sad. I love ronnie's comics, he stole the concept of self depreciation humour and made everyone else not even try it.
I guess it got to a point he was not even optimistic enough to laugh at himself. Poor guy, i thunk i saw a pic of him and he didnt even look that bad. Just a big fella. I hope he finds happiness some day.
What a moron. He probably killed himself.
I'm sorry anon, the secret is we're doomed to be eternally unhappy.
Lol cute shy babes don't exist and when they do, they suck alpha wiener like everyone else. The real shy girls who even the betas don't want, are all hideous as shit or fat as frick.
ONE GUY?? NO CONTI UES?
that'll live rent free in my head the rest of the day, thanks homosexual
why do incel Black folk think getting a girlfriend will end their problems
those problems are the reason you won't get any pussy you moron, go fix those first
and yes LMAO JSUT BE URSELF 🙂 actually does work even if you're autistic, but don't be a total gay lord
>LMAO JSUT BE URSELF 🙂 actually does work even if you're autistic, but don't be a total gay lord
But a total gay lord is who I am.
then you're fricked
Your life isn't going to magically transform just because you've got a GF. It's the incel fallacy. Most incels are asocial, physically unfit, and totally destitute in terms of accomplishments. They struggle to maintain friendships or follow through on projects they start. They narrative all of these things as being catalyzed by their lack of a girlfriend, but really, it's the other way around. If they weren't such sad sacks of shit in every area of life, they'd probably have a girlfriend, and you suddenly gave them one, their other problems would persist. If your life sucks without a GF, it can only be as improved as much as is possible by having someone to talk to and have occasional sex of fleeting interest. As it turns out, that isn't really the problem for most men who are depressed. Their problems are bigger than that.
I own 700 games and I've been making an effort to go through the 200 game long backlog. My rule is I open a game and play it for an hour. If I like it continue if not uninstall forever. There's nothing outstanding, just bundle crapware for the most part. Those original Steam sales with 90 % entire publisher catalogs had a lot of garbage in them. That and games which probably didn't age well. Am I likely to enjoy Binary Domain in 2023? Not so sure.
(YOU) is the problem
What problem?
crapware sales
dumbing yourself down with mid vidya
no control of spending habits
slave mindset to your backlog
get along with your vidya project anon buy more and see where it gets you just dont post anymore
man that guy has a lot of responsibility on his shoulders for buying some bideo games.
maybe rgg are going to remaster yakuza zombies in binary domain way and it's going to get cool again
If games were more expensive the entire industry would be better. Indie games too. Heck ESPECIALLY indie games.
>Buying games
Pirated Zoo Tycoon
Played for 2 hours before I realized I wasn't having fun at all
It's not just Steam.
i'm only buying 1€ games if i'm interested in playing them
no reason to buy 1€ games if they dont interest me and only buying them because it wont get lower than 1€
>Ronnie quit comics
C'mon man I understand the depression but man, one girl? that bad?
Haha
My bike got stolen over the weekend. I'm extremely pissed about it.
Don't be like that. When you think about it, the person who stole it is probably more happy to get it than you are sad to lose it.
No way in hell. I custom built it by hand and only got a single season out of it. I'm livid.
It's pretty great that this comic revealed to normalgays what a complete shithead this guy is
>people still shitpost the "bike cuck" comic
I mean bikes aren't expensive to begin with considering its transportation but its literally not worth trying to find who stole your bike, this is why cops don't give a shit about bike theft but for grand theft auto its a bigger crime.
>b-but those filthy Black folk are stealing bikes in my city
ok have fun looking for your stolen bike I guess
>t. bikecuck
Bikecuck
>its literally not worth trying to find who stole your bike
That's not the issue, it's how he rationalized the whole thing and tried to feel happy about someone else abusing him. A normal person also wouldn't look for the bike but they'd be pretty fricking pissed about it.
A good bike will set you back more than a shitbox car.
Somebody didn't lock his bike, I was drunk and I needed to go home and lost my wallet while I was blackout drunk. Stole the bike and and threw it in a river before I walked home the last stretch. Somebody else found my wallet and brought it to a lost and found and I got it back. So, lock your bike.
>I mean bikes aren't expensive to begin with
a decent bike is a good $500
>decent bike
>no light
>no reflectors
>no mudguard
>no bell
>no rack
>no lock
if you live in a city you might buy a new one every 2 years
police doesnt gives a shit because bike stolen bikes are fricking hard to find
My bike was $770
Stop shopping at K-Mart for bikes, bikeisraelite.
Bullshit. When you gangrape someone, your happiness is only a fraction of what it would have been if you'd done it yourself. Otherwise one little b***h boy could generate infinite happiness just by tying himself to the community bikeracks.
>didn't edit it to say >I was bummed
One job
The point of the original comic isn't that having your bike stolen is a good thing. It's that if something bad happens, and there's nothing you can do about it, all you can really do is change your perspective.
I don't know why you morons spam this shit
>t. bikecuck
Because most of the people on this board are painfully moronic.
>dude it's so fricking deep actually
It really isn't.
it's not deep
that's the point
and you still fricking miss it.
It's not even as deep as you think it is. Why the frick shouldn't you be mad about anything bad that happens to you, especially when some subhuman is responsible for it?
Nobody needs a lesson on how to cope that comes with a terrible example in a shitty webcomic. The moron didn't think it through at all and deserves to be mocked. It's about as bad as Loss in that regard.
>Why the frick shouldn't you be mad
Because in his example and many others, there's literally nothing he can do.
Being mad about it isn't helpful to anyone, it's destructive and only to himself.
It also brilliantly exposes racists such as yourself, which is just an added benefit.
Oh, I see. You're just a moron. Nevermind then.
I didn't even mention race, by the way, so that's on you.
I accept your concession. You are free to leave.
You only made it clear that you have the exact same pathetic mentality as the bike cuck, while showing that you don't belong here, unprompted.
Why, you may even be the bike cuck himself.
And trying to suppress any and all anger (and failing, because it's not truly possible) is far more destructive than accepting some of it.
>feeding the trolls
Sure is summer in here
>It also exposes racists such as yourself
Go back to twitter already you homosexual.
Everyone knows Black folk and bike theft are part and parcel of the American experiment.
You're fooling no one but yourself into thinking it's a construct rather than a socio-economic reality.
Like I said.
And why exactly does that make you so mad?
Not him but seeing a human being be such a tucking cuck he has to draw his mental gymnastics and post it to the world for validations makes me fricking angry. Instead of using his fricking brain or reporting it stolen or using violence to murder the nog thief he goes "haha whatever" Total Cuck Death
>hey police, yeah someone stole my bike
>okay
>go get em okay?
>yeah someone stole my bike so i killed them
>heres the KEY TO THE CITY GOOD JOB
>Instead of using his fricking brain
You should try that sometime.
Yeah like you said, you're so clever.
fricking moron.
Enjoy getting gypped for the rest of your life.
You deserve nothing.
Like I said.
Because weak men create hard times for all of us
Not allowing yourself to feel negative thoughts by performing mental gymnastics into pure delusion isn't healthy.
If something bad happens and you get upset, that's just life. As long as you aren't a moron who starts punching drywall or throwing controllers then you're just living life.
This mentality of thinking the world is better for having your bike stolen is literally cuck shit
>Why the frick shouldn't you be mad about anything bad that happens to you
because like buddah said:
>holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
what is gained by remaining angry at something outside of your control? there's nothing to be learned, there's no one to be punished, no retribution to be had, the only meaningful move forward here is to rationalize it as something else. the anger/sadness is hurting no one but you.
No one's saying you should seethe for years, but do you think getting rightfully mad at something for a while and possibly venting about it is better than thinking "the moron who stole my bike is probably very happy about it (unlikely), so it's fine"?
If you never get mad you might as well go ahead and become a monk, who the frick else does that. It doesn't matter if it's outside of your control, most things are.
It'd be one thing if the comic was only that but the part about it making the thief happy is what's really bizarre. The author is saying that some butthole getting rewarded for being an butthole makes the world a better place.
You're such a midwit wienerfed moron.
Most people understand the subtext of changing your perspective in a helpless situation.
The overt, niggling annoyance it produces — what everyone intuitively understands, except fricking you for some reason — is that the behaviour portrayed is learned helplessness at it's finest.
It's the exact reason he is now known as "bike cuck".
This is akin to Seth Rogan saying it's epicsauce to live in L.A. and get your car broken into repeatedly, because "they leave cool gifts like knives from time to time hahaha :))".
I can't even begin to describe how much of a monstrous mentally deficient cumstain byproduct you are, for thinking you're above*anyone*.
No one fricking deserves to get exposed to you handicapped thoughts, yet they can only pray to be spared, as you keep insisting to be heard.
Oh you're right
instead of accepting that something shitty happened and moving on he should uh
do what exactly?
Make a moronic comic about it, apparently.
LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE THAN JUST ACCEPTING OTHER PEOPLE FRICKING YOU IN THE ASS.
Holy shit.
Move.
Get payback.
Secure your shit better.
Change.
Nature has given you the capability of being creative, and it is your greatest attribute, but you just won't even consider using it.
Doing nothing every time your inconvenienced; you're essentially less than the ants beneath the earth, because at least they will protect their fricking hive. You cannot even muster that, you fricking NOTHING.
No one should follow your example, ypu spineless fricking worm. I would piss on you every time I'd see you, and I wouldn't even need to trick you to think it's rain. To you it would simply be a given.
I mean this sincerely:
I will wake up happy every day for the rest of my life knowing there are people like you, and I will struggle between pride knowing you are beneath me, and the searing knowledge I share God's earth with your lame ilk.
Frick. You.
>Move.
>spend thousands of dollars an uproot your life because a bike got stolen
wow
>Get payback.
On who?
>Secure your shit better.
I'll do that in the future, thanks for the advice.
>Change.
Oh right, if I just "change" people won't steal anymore. Brilliant.
You people live in fricking fantasy worlds, I swear.
You have completely lost the plot, samegay.
You cannot even imagine a hypothetical scenario in which you muster doing something alternative to zero, null, not even when given freebies to kickstart the priocess.
You're so utterly pathetic.
That's exactly why you deserve to be ruthlessly mocked and have no progeny.
Bitch, they validated one of your points. "Secure your shut better." They agreed with you, and you're still arguing against them.
You are such a moronic, angry butthole. This is why you struggle to keep relationships.
Because they do not understand the fricking point.
It takes no creative labour to think up "securing your property better", it's the abject rejection of other possibilities as if they were ever meant to be bullet points on a check list, and not the idea of rejecting their helpless given the opportunity.
You have sugarplum fairies living in your head if you cannot grasp that much.
Also do not project your lame ass poison unto me lmao.
>make an argument
>people agree with you
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
They literally fricking conceded and agreed with you, and you're STILL mad.
You're so fricking obtuse.
I don't want to "win" some imaginary argument over someone conceding a single hypothetical bullet point as a possible means of prevention, out of my entire post.
I want to get the point across that *nothing* is not an option, yet all three of you keep fricking missing the point by repeated inferring "well you can't do that, that, and that! Okay maybe that one."
That wasn't the point.
Look out bros, we have a real internet tough guy here!
Yes. Imagine being an internet weakling.
>looked strong
>was actually incredibly weak
brilliant image choice
And on top of that died to heart complications from roiding.
>crab in a bucket
You could never be 1/4th the person Zyzz was homie.
Only person getting mocked here is you.
>Move.
Over a fricking bike?
>Get payback.
Against who?
>Secure your shit better.
Sure.
>Change.
What?
He thinks you're supposed to grab a gun and start walking the city streets looking for your bike lol
That's a good way to not get your bike ever stolen again, as you'll be dead by cop within five minutes.
I can handle 5 Stars in GTA, I can handle a few irl
mone of those Anons but I've caught degens red-handed stealing my property before and either beat the shit out of them or gotten them frick off before they completed the process.
Securing preventing, and persuing are real actions you can take you should try it sometime
also it's funny to me you reveal yourself to willingly live in a city. This says a lot more about the mentality coming from you people than you can imagine..
If you're lucky enough to catch someone red-handed, sure whatever. But in the situation we're actually talking about, the culprit already got away.
>Securing preventing, and persuing are real actions
I live in America.
Why the frick would I risk my life for a bike?
Apparently you're not a man if you don't seek violent revenge over every transgression.
No, you're not a complete adult man if you seek zero recompense at all when people will to destroy you.
it says more about you, that you'd glomp unto violence as the operating factor here first chance.
You're not a man if you do not have a skillset with which you operate. You're more of an adult child.
This LARP is getting embarrassing.
this weak ass Black person would let you steal his shit and do nothing about it kek
its too bad he has nothing
maybe thats why
Anon, you have to be 18 to use this website.
weak Black folk on suicide watch kek
Triggered, on suicide watch; same thing. This is you.
You will NEVER be a man.
>left can't meme
That's an original drawing in the picture, so it's automatically better than every right meme that's never anything but a wojak or a pepe.
Your phrase is stolen. Can't meme.
What phrase?
Second line.
it takes no effort of imagination to create an ugly doodle person probably originating on affected whim from a gay KnowYourMeme stickerwar slap fight, but putting in the time to make that shit probably eschews a far larger asspain and occupied brainspace of its creator, compared to any pepe or wojak CTRL+V pasted unto as a response.
take that as you will
Cope
Seethe and dial-8.
This is on par with those classic Xbox hatemail messages, written by kids who think they're "mature" for saying words they're not allowed to say in front of their parents.
You can always tell it's some internet though guy making shit up because they use the expression "my property", no one but terminally online morons use those words unironically outside legal proceedings.
What the actual frick would you call it other than that.
My stuff?
My things?
Do you need it specified down to the last screw, or just ballpark it.
You cannot be this fricking obtuse.
>My stuff?
>My things?
Yes, that's how real people talk.
it's the same fricking thing
No it's not you fricking sperg.
Yes it is moron. It literally confers the same meaning to the letter. Property and "my stuff" is the same fricking modifier.
>move
itll be your house getting broken into next
>get payback
just kill a random Black person
>secure your shit better
ye
>change
and grow as a person
>Move.
>Over a fricking bike?
???
Yes?
If you live in a crime ridden shithole where petty theft is a constant possibility, why the frick would you keep living there.
There would be nothing wrong with it if it was just
>my bike was stolen recently
>I was pretty bummed out about it
>but, whatever
It's the panel trying to frame it as being about the fact the thief got to be happy because he stole it that makes it stand out and what earned the moniker.
>I don't know why you morons spam this shit
It makes the total happiness in the thread increase.
The discounted games I buy usually come with free mystery games as well.
Do people actually do this though? I get why morons would buy books and stuff but who is buying digital games just to buy them?
Sometimes you see a good deal on a bunch of games that look interesting, but you don't immediately play it.
Then maybe you tend towards games you're already in the habit of playing and before you know it the game has quietly made its way further into the catacombs of your game library.
It doesn't even have to be hundreds of games, there's people I've known with like 10 genesis cartridges and some of them they've never touched aside from putting em on the shelf.
steam batman collection was a good deal. I'll probably never play arkham knight but whatever. it cost an extra dollar. I'll get around to it .
L O L
that means 'no'
>dark souls 2 is ass
I miss him so much bros...
>shows his ass for DS2
god Ronnies so based has anyone checked up on him heard he went dark after breaking up with some roastie
>DS2 haters are literal ronnies
pottery
homosexual.
Ronnie is just a male version of Sarah's scribbles
literally me in irl life
that's a thing? I thought people only shelved books they've already read
nobody really does this, right? you don't have a pile of unread books displayed as if you have, correct?
Why do you think bookshelves are only intended to display books you've read?
because you're openly displaying them in a higher place, as in showing off your extensive repertoire to guests. if there's absolutely no visible indication that you're reading them, everyone will just assume you've read them. this is common sense. if you're reading a book/haven't gotten around to yet, keep them in a drawer or on a bedside table.
RIP Needles
>only 8 games on letter A
pathethic, truly pathethic
Having important books even if you're not going to read them was totally acceptable before the Internet. If for some reason you had to access a certain type of information, the only way was to have the book in hand, and if you had a decent library you would at least have some chance of accessing that information right away.
So when the guys released those collections of classics, one new classic a week or some shit, people bought them all even if they weren't interested in reading half of them.
that's cool and all if you're not talking about novels. no one has ever learned anything from a novel.
I learned you are a homosexual. There is much to learn from novels, my boy. For example higurashi taught me how to plan a perfect murder (ch3) and Clannad taught me that people aren't really gone when they die
Very based.
Reading can be a toy too, and most often is.
I think novels is more for intellectual discussions or something like that.
It would be the equivalent of anons here who download collections of ROMs even if they don't want to play practically any of the games. If someone starts talking shit about an obscure arcade or Mega Drive game, you play the game for 15 minutes on an emulator and thus gain authority to call him a homosexual.
They're great for increasing IQ.
What happened to the VGcats guy?
you know what happened moron
Several Anons were saying different things last time I saw a thread about him
>you know what happened moron
Trooned out and cut his dick off? Or was convicted of sexual assault and is in jail?
last I heard he was doing porn, all my web comics either disappeared or turned to shit. Only got Sluggy Freelance left
Ronnie is based. Don't care what anyone says.
>but he's pathetic, he's a loser
Don't care, I read the comics too. It's obvious he was pretending about the shit he wrote.
It do be, it do be.
How you get parasocial in your library already if it comes out friday
Beta version, patreon support
Ah nice, how is it
Terrible.
It's pretty decent, obviously not a paranormal one like bathhouse or night delivery, it's closer to closing shift and karaoke
I liked Closing Shift alright but wasn't too into Karaoke, thanks for reminding me it was coming out so soon.
I ran into Ronnie one day at the grocery store in when I was contracting and on the road. He was very awkward and I think I ruined his day.
I'm pretty sure there's at least one Whomp strip where he has some sort of awkward interaction and his day is ruined, so you are almost certainly correct
Remove panel 2 and the commentary and reaction from 3.
why did vinny vinesauce do this
Ster told him to after they streamed TF2 together.
That IS ster. His name is Steve.
I don't get it
Can anyone explain to me why people have a backlog? I literally only get a game when Im sure that I will play it. Why not just do that? Why buy something you are not interested in? Is it low Impuls control or something else?
im not poor, pretty much
Oh so you are just bad with money then? Well I guess if you can afford it then theres nothing wrong with it
well, i guess, but its not my money. if you pay taxes, you paid for my games
Fair enough. Enjoy your games anon they are on me
Have you never purchased more than one game during a sale? Or a humble bundle, back when they were worth a shit?
Nah I pretty much always know what I want. I hate the thought of a Steam library fillled with games that I might never play. But I know where you are coming from
NTA but I also only get games if I know I'm gonna be playing them because I'm a massive binge gamer. I will play a single game for weeks, sometimes months, on end without getting tired or bored of it because I'll have some sort of ADHD hyperfocused goal. I'll achieve that goal one way or another, get no dopamine hit, then go on to the next.
I have to be constantly busy with something because I suffer in stillness. My mind immediately "jumps ship" if I'm ever under stimulated.
You're always sure you'll play a game...until life happens. Then it becomes "I'll get around to it". And now, another sale is happening that features other games you were interested in or looking forward to.
I usually get a small backlog when I play a game, burnout and then say I'll come back to it later. I actually do want to go back to them but I end up never getting the motivation to do so. I bought Trails in the Sky SC at launch (2015), played like 2 or 3 chapters and then it stayed unfinished in my library until like a year or two ago. Now I'm caught up with the series.
I didn't have every console as they were current so there's an assload of PS1 games I wanna play at some point and many are long RPGs
because I am interested in the game, and if I get it in a sale where it's like 10 bucks, I don't have to go through the hassle of checking my wishlist for a sale when I do decide to play it
I am very poor at following through on my intentions.
I used to take it very seriously for reasons that, looking back, never made much sense. But I’ve essentially gotten caught up on it and no longer care about the “backlog” of other titles that remain.
I guess the lesson here is that once you actually decide to tackle your backlog and actually achieve it, you’ll find that vidya is better enjoyed if you don’t force yourself to play it when you dislike it. I forced myself to play 3 disappointing games back-to-back from start to finish after playing like 30 backlogged games that I thoroughly enjoyed, and the experience burned me out substantially enough to make me realize the folly of the backlog in general.
sometimes people gift me stuff or post codes and you dont know what they are until you redeem
Because I heard GOOD THINGS about Return of the Obra Dinn but it was TWENTY BUCKS so I got it on SALE while I was playing SOMETHING ELSE and then I PLAYED IT LATER and it was GOOD you homosexual.
>a game is 90% off
>"I already have games to play but a deal like this might never come again!"
>repeat four times a year
I mean, you'd be stupid not to take the deal just because you have no time for it RIGHT NOW
Nta
This is why I only buy games that are at least 75% off. I gave up online modes/functions.
Shitty thing is: there's seem to be a trend on removing games; frickers want to push you to buy games, maybe because the sales stagnated (a way to deal with losses?), sometimes even at full price.
I almost bought everything from Illusion. Still there, by the way.
I have an IQ over 90 so I have forward planning capacity.
Is Ronnie the only unironically good online comic writer? Everything else I have seen in all my years has been room temperature IQ dogshit.
*was
Idk Nedroid is pretty good.
Nedroid still updates?
He fixed the site recently. Not exactly 3 years of backdated comics, but there's new stuff there yeah
It Hurts!! was pure kino, the sequel's not as strong though.
>check website
>still on hiatus
Real shame. It Hurts has one of my favorite endings to anything ever.
Nah, that's Homestuck.
It honestly changed the medium and it's it's not really fair to compare other comics, but Andrew hussie is leagues beyond the onions redditor dipshits making low hanging fruit takes about video games and being nerds.
>parents buy loads of books
>never read them
>they have a book on parenting
>i read it
>hey why dont you try treating me like this instead, your parenting book even says to do it
>no we will continue to torture you haha
anyways i probably only played half the steam games i bought, yeah.
This is my backlog of books. I pirate most of them anyway
why the frick would you read the fictional memoir from a mediocre movie?
also do you have a place better than libgen? it works but the russian-ness of it always puts me off. rip zlibrary
>also do you have a place better than libgen
Anna's Archive
>rip zlibrary
The onion site still works. Just pdfs are kind of a pain to download
My penis is now soft and my eyes rain.
Today.
That's the kind of shit that makes a guy kill himself. Terminal regret.
>they aren't kissless
I've had wizard powers for over a year now, and I've gotta say, it's pretty cool. Mostly just been teleporting all over the place, casting fireball in the woods. I hear on the news it's been a bad year for wildfires, but I'm sure that's unrelated.
it's only 17 years, there's still a chance
This wasn't supposed to hit this close to home
i still dont think this happened. i was told this, but how is casual small talk indication someone wanted to jump my bones. who would even want to do that
Am I failing to grasp the obvious or am I reading too much into it? Which is it, fat man?
Thats the sad part, its both and you will never know 100% for sure which is which.
Then I decide the best thing to do is simply to not act.
That's not what women want: they both want to feel desired and being able to reject you.
jesus
Had a girl ask me if I wanted to netflix & chill and I had no idea what it actually meant, we ended talking about movies
a black girl asked me to prom in the middle of math class and everyone heard it
i think i said some autistic shit like how i don't like going to extra curricular school activities, or i flat out said i'm not going to prom, and she made a pouty face. i think the rest of the class was unsurprised, both to my reaction and to my terminal virginity.
>anons find this relatable
lmao at (You) fricking normies
The best course of action is trying before buying (lol). If you're gonna waste terabytes of space, at least only spend money on the terabytes.
tsunjoku
amassing comics but none of them are funny
more like tsunbuckley
>oh wow you have a lot of books have you read them all? XD
Why are normies like this? A library is supossed to be a place for research. If I had already read all my books then I would just give them away
My favorite.
Frick you that barista is into me you'll see
I managed to somewhat fix my resting b***h face and I noticed more people smiling back
I don't read anything more into it than that but its a nice feeling
some women really are just super misleading too, probably an evolutionary thing
Human females are one of the few species that have covert ovulation. Probably because they can get stuff from men when they aren't likely to get pregnant.
Why didn't he remember his own tip irl?
This is me and I’m not inexperienced socially, just yearning.
I just never approach women and never will even if some b***h spreads her legs open in front of me
but...
tsun is the the word that signifies the amassing part, this is workaholic all over again
I miss grey steam but I miss green steam more.
green > black > grey > grey blue > current
>8 games in A
What a filthy casual
>Bought the full Humble Resident Evil bundle and Cult of the Lamb just today for my Steam Deck
>mfw won't touch didly fricking squat shit for the next month because all I'm playing is holocure
>Needing VPN for basic frickin direct downloads
I don't get it
Is it an american thing
Yeah but this is great if you get a steam deck. You've got a million old games that run without issue on your new portable.
Doesn't change anything if you still can't be bothered to play them.
A few months ago I instituted a strict "only have 2 different game playthroughs running at the same time" regime. That stops me from constantly abandoning games cause I wanna play something else
It also instantly made me play vidya way more, cause usually I just spend all evening thinking about maybe playing something
Yeah I did this for a while when I was obsessed with the backlog, except I didn’t allow myself to play more than one (unless the other game was like an MMO or something since those don’t usually require willpower to get through). It worked for a long time since most of the backlogged games I played were very good, but when I started playing backlogged games that were boring or disappointing, things went badly very quickly.
Bro your "drop the game if it fricking sucks" rule?
Forced myself through a few shitty ones thinking that maybe there had to be some good reason why people loved them. Turns out I was wrong.
I'm not obsessed with my backlog, I just noticed that I wasn't actually bored of vidya when I had only one game to play (e.g. a new game comes out and I only play that one for a bit)
I'm fine with dropping bad games, I stopped playing Ghostwire cause it's pretty mediocre and might play it again later. The important thing is the mentality of only having two playthroughs running at once, which means you make a conscious decision to drop a game rather than abandoning 5 good games because you felt like playing 10 random other ones
Exactly
I don't think there's a single game I haven't played in my library
>The Binding of Isaac
how come Steam ignores 'The' for sorting
otherwise there'd be thousands upon thousands (hundreds of thousands for books) of books/games in the t section.
so you wanna see 50 THE THE THE THE THE THE in your list?
Yeah actually. I'd prefer it.
Why just Steam?
You can absolutely do that with physical games
Quick math says it would take this guy the rest of his life to meaningfully play/replay every game in his collection just once each
At least his games have value. Your steam collection is worthless.
Worthless? At least I'll still have my games after a house fire or flood.
No it's not, it has a lot of value to me, because it is full of games I enjoy and play, even if its also full of ones I will never touch again.
easily half of those physical cartridges/disks will be worthless in 20 years
Video games are literally worthless though, the only "value" they have comes from scarcity
you can extrapolate this argument onto literally everything that's material
No moron, most goods have real instrumental value.
Games have value because they can be played to have fun, like a book can be read for fun, are you stupid?
>real instrumental value
so, water and certain kinds of food? everything else is a luxury
it would be more accurate to be tsunsteam
Humble bundle and steam sales being shit now has caused this to slow down
>shitheads take advantage of good things and ruin it for everyone
Tale as old as time.
>Buying a game on sale makes you a shithead
I do both, I hate reading but I keep buying books
alan wake, cool
Well shit. Guess I do that with manga. Collect every book from my favorite series. Spend $50 total. Now I have 50 books that collect dust on the wall. Still looks neat though. I just dread the next time I move.
My friend's account has been stolen and steam couldn't give it back to him. Now every time we talk about games it comes up. They apparently don't have a real customer service desk, and they couldn't do anything, even when his payment info were to his name. If that happened to me, I wouldn't really be sad because I really play 5 games out of the 130 I have, but one thing is for certain : I would pirate all my games from this moment on.
Did he not have 2FA?
No. He's the kind of moron that doesn't use a password manager, and his linked email account was so old it closed without him knowing. Still, they can easily give the account back if they have payment infos. I don't understand why they couldn't, and it made me wary of steam.
I have never understood the mindset of buying 99ct trash games. I'm never going to play it anyway so why spend money on it and have it sitting in my library.
>leasing digital games