It really isn't that bad

Just a little boring and flavorless is all.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game it just doesn't scratch the Zelda itch, I'd rather play Second Quest

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    id rather play legacy of the wizard tbqhimhhop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never got anywhere in that game as a kid. Not having the manual certainly didn't help matters.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        BotW in Fauxanadu forme

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a beautiful map.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly one of my all time favorite games.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than botw/totk

      this

      I've started to play it again today. What does the first spell you get exactly do besides turning you blue.
      Does every town have a mage or wizard because I find the first but not the second.

      How the frick do I beat those knights that block. I haven't really developed a strategy there. I just duck and go up and press up hoping that this brings up the shield which sometimes work and I just smash the attack key

      blue? do you mean red

      that's kind of the problem. games that are just sort of middling are -- hear me out -- sometimes worse theoretically than outright bad games, because you end up playing some or all of it and then just feel like you wasted your time. an outright terrible game, you play it for 20 minutes, laugh, and move on, probably with a funny memory to share

      keep seething that people like this game. its my favorite game ever, how about that? impossible i bet.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than botw/totk

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the dark souls 2 of zelda games

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the overworld is completely bland and uninspired. theres what, two "secrets" in it? breaking the rocks and getting rid of that monster, both of which arent even secrets as they are required to progress. compare that to the first game that had bombable walls, burning bushes, pushing rocks with the power bracelet, etc. the first game was full of the joy of discovery. zelda 2 has none of it and instead bombards you with absolutely shit tier random encounters that no one even plays. the entire game is just walking left or right to get out of the random encounter as you make your way to the next palace. the encounter rate is so obnoxious at the end of the game i dont know how anyone tolerates it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom-zoom, everything in your post tells me you never played it but watched some sloptubers video.
      >encounters that no one even plays
      ESL, what does this even mean? That you run into every palace underleveled? LMAO

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >feet are one pixel into the ground

    DROPPED

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's exciting and flavorful, pleb.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough of your mom's reviews of my dick, let's discuss AoL and how bizarre it is that a bunch of losers decided at some point to base their whole identity on claiming it's anything more than a bland but competent game.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    After playing other Zelda games, I welcomed something different and harder.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well idk about "harder". It's mostly more obtuse and chore-ish.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at him go

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's the problem, because there are countless action adventure games that are somewhat better than zelda 2 like battle of olympus or faxanadu that, despite being better games, are completely ignored. Don't waste your time discussing inferior games just because it doesn't feature your favorite protagonist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong picture.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Faxanadu is promoted here almost as often as Zelda 2 is, and unlike Zelda 2 it receives nearly zero negative criticism here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are wrong on both accounts. In fact, zelda 2 is one of the most debated titles despite the fact that better zeldas exists like the capcom titles.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't post when drunk please

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2D character action games = bonafide frustration.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The important thing is that we never ever let Zelda 2 stray far from our thoughts. Is it good? Is it bad? Either way, it is the most important entity in all of the universe. It is our source of energy. Let us discuss it until the end of time, and in that way, give ourselves eternal life.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we never ever let Zelda 2 stray far from our thoughts
      In other words: lives rent free in our heads

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fully 18% of the average /vr/ user's brain is devoted solely to the contemplation of Zelda 2's quality level. The question of whether it's good or bad CANNOT ever be answered, yet pondering it is the one thing that keeps us alive.

        Thank you OP for injecting another round of vitality into us all.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM ERROR.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it like a castlevania. last boss is ridiculous tho.. especially no guide

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've started to play it again today. What does the first spell you get exactly do besides turning you blue.
    Does every town have a mage or wizard because I find the first but not the second.

    How the frick do I beat those knights that block. I haven't really developed a strategy there. I just duck and go up and press up hoping that this brings up the shield which sometimes work and I just smash the attack key

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You jump stab them in the face.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow I never knew that's how. Thank you but is this the official way they intended you to beat them because you still get some hits from them. I want to do it so that they don't harm me at all. Still a great strategy. Thank you.

        [...]
        this
        [...]
        blue? do you mean red
        [...]
        keep seething that people like this game. its my favorite game ever, how about that? impossible i bet.

        No. I got the first spell in a town where a woman tells me I can find spells everywhere and I think it's called shield and turns me blue. I'm playing the Redux hack but I've enabled original nes graphics.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A simple jumpy stab move defeats shields on I think all enemies that block your attacks with shields in that way. I've done it that way since I was a kid but I've never seen it recommended by any official or commercial source (such as Nintendo Power). I doubt that it's intended but who knows.

          Preventing the enemy from harming you is up to your skills at finessing your movements and your timing. You'll just have to work out a rhythm. Good luck.

          The shield spell increases your defense so that you don't take as much damage. When your outfit goes back to the normal color, the spell is no longer working. I don't know whether the hack you're using changes anything about it other than the color - in the normal game it turns Link's clothes brownish red, not blue.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    could somebody reupload the PC port from itch.io, that website wont let me download the game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      got a link? wanna see if this works for me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        hoverbat.itch.io/ziiaol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hoverbat.itch.io/ziiaol

      Works for me. What browser and OS are you using?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        my internet is slow, and eventually the download cuts out and can't resume. itch.io gives out some kind of verification ticket temporarily for downloads but it lasts shorter than it takes for me to finish the download.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's kind of the problem. games that are just sort of middling are -- hear me out -- sometimes worse theoretically than outright bad games, because you end up playing some or all of it and then just feel like you wasted your time. an outright terrible game, you play it for 20 minutes, laugh, and move on, probably with a funny memory to share

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can see how you might think it's boring if you die constantly.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda 2 is one of my favorite games. In the top 3 in the series for me.

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