>kicks open this thread >throws in a grenade >"DISPLACE" >kills 15 people ITT >"HAMMER FOUR IS AT GRID ZERO DASH TWO" >six more soldiers storm in behind
CHELL RISES FROM STASIS INSIDE OF A GLASS BOX
SHE ISN'T GREETED BY FACES ONLY CONCRETE AND CLOCKS
THATS WHEN SHE FIRST HEARS GLADOS
COMPUTERTHAT TALKS
SHES TOLD TO LEAVE THE LITTLE ROOM BUT HAS NO SHOES AND NO SOCKS
ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
ONE DICK
I DONT KNOW WHY
I KEEP CUMMING ON MY DECK EVERY TIME I WANT
KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME
(DORK SOULS TWO SUCKS)
this song is something else
in some way its almost prophetic
ONE GAME
AN I
AND ENDS WITH A YOU
ONE, TWO, OAOATMEAL
ONE MORE TIME
I'M BACK WITH A NEW RHYME
HEY!
HERE WE GO AGAIN
TURN IT UP MY FRIEND
reddit song
>kicks open this thread
>throws in a grenade
>"DISPLACE"
>kills 15 people ITT
>"HAMMER FOUR IS AT GRID ZERO DASH TWO"
>six more soldiers storm in behind
COMBINE
>grenade rolls back towards him
>"SHIT"
>"AAAUUUUGGGGHHH"
>STRIKER UNIT IS CLOSING IN
ONE, NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
For me its G-man singing Breaking Benjamin
CHELL RISES FROM STASIS INSIDE OF A GLASS BOX
SHE ISN'T GREETED BY FACES ONLY CONCRETE AND CLOCKS
THATS WHEN SHE FIRST HEARS GLADOS
COMPUTERTHAT TALKS
SHES TOLD TO LEAVE THE LITTLE ROOM BUT HAS NO SHOES AND NO SOCKS