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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based stealth Halo 2 poster, dunno why you pretended to be a contrarian in the first place though

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was really bad, especially the campaign

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Old covenant is back with a new name
      >Soft retcons all the shit from 4 and 5
      >Gameplay is solid as frick
      >Most fun since Reach
      >uhhh it's just bad because because it just is okay
      You wouldn't know fun if it slapped you in the face

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Old covenant is back
        they did this with halo 4
        >>Soft retcons all the shit from 4 and 5
        every game 343 has released has retconned the last
        is solid
        it's "passable"
        >uhhh it's just bad because
        because the game looks and plays like it was designed by AI

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Old covenant is back with a new name
        That isn’t good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's just bad because
        343 was created for the sole purpose of embezzlement, the budget was rumoured to be 500 million dollars, even if that is true there’s absolutely no way this is represented ingame, This game doesn’t even look like it’s 30 million

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Old covenant is back with a new name
        No and this isn't a good thing anyways. Narratively speaking it is pants on head moronic
        >Soft retcons all the shit from 4 and 5
        Good
        >Gameplay is solid as frick
        It is OK. Not bad but not anything impressive
        >Most fun since Reach
        Not being outhouse shit is an extremely low bar
        >uhhh it's just bad because because it just is okay
        Because it commits the biggest sin a game can be. It is fricking boring. The open world shit does nothing positive to the game and the levels are extremely similar forerunner hallways with no interesting encounters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Before this game came out the most common thought story wise that wasn't just about the original trilogy or Forerunner Novels was that the story is clearly worse but that 343s refusal to commit to any one plot thread over multiple games really fricked it.
        Infinite just made that problem worse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most fun since Reach
        That doesn't mean anything, 4 and 5 were garbage

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halo was never good to begin with

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Campaign was alright. I like that they tried something different but the game didnt really benefit from being open world. I also only played the campaign twice and thought the second playthrough was boring. I wouldnt say it was bad because I did really like my first playthrough.

    There's like an overall lack of polish for infinite, especially for the multiplayer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were trying a new netcode on a dedicated playlist a couple months back but not sure what happened to it, I'm still dying behind walls. Not sure if they're still trying to implement it on all playlists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re rolling it out to all playlists soon, right now it’s only in firefight

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was this to fix desync? It might help but I feel like theres just an overall lack of momentum. Like strafing is just instant, vehicles feel friction-less, sometimes explosions don't push you around.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Was this to fix desync?
          Pretty much, the main selling point was no longer dying through walls after you were clearly behind cover or getting 1000 damage applied instantly and dying because of desync

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the campaign was surprisingly fun. liked it more than any of 343s other Halos or Reach

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah cause you know what halo really needed in order to be good? An open world map and an upgrade system. People who say a return to form is the way to go just don’t know what they want.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the equivalent of the Halo 3 Scarab fights (that game came out 17 years ago)

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >campaign was shitty open world slop with no variety and extremely tacked on bosses
    >the story is so uninteresting they straight up repeat Halo 4's plot but with a squid monster instead of Voldemort
    >barely any modes and maps at launch
    >lightning weapons are so bland and out of place, they straight up didn't work to the point 343 had to redesign them
    >took them a year to add coop
    >took them almost a year to add infection
    >took them 2 to add firefight
    >on top of the israeli as frick store
    Lol frick no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It still isn't Halo
      the AI was worse than Bungie AI
      The weapon and vehicle sandbox sucked
      the open world levels were boring
      the graphics looked like ass
      the multiplayer was terrible and is still unfinished
      sold all the season 6 pass stuff in the store for like over 100 dollars
      and then they patched in the most Black person version of firefight that is literally just forge ai endlessly spawning running in a straight line
      This game was a dumpster and the return to form was a lie
      call me when they remake a halo 3 like game and not spam all the stupid ass advanced movements

      Don’t forget it was bricking GPUs because it used 100% of it when in the main menu and filled your hard drive because it’d download 1000 pngs of the latest update news and never delete them

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It still isn't Halo
    the AI was worse than Bungie AI
    The weapon and vehicle sandbox sucked
    the open world levels were boring
    the graphics looked like ass
    the multiplayer was terrible and is still unfinished
    sold all the season 6 pass stuff in the store for like over 100 dollars
    and then they patched in the most Black person version of firefight that is literally just forge ai endlessly spawning running in a straight line
    This game was a dumpster and the return to form was a lie
    call me when they remake a halo 3 like game and not spam all the stupid ass advanced movements

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care about cosmetics, but the fact that it took them years to make visors, helmets, and shoulders crosscore is so fricking funny to me, the worst part is that i can't say it's because they were greedy but because they are just that incompetent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just that incompetent
      hearing how they tried to patch job a modern update to the games engine while also firing the guys doing it and replacing them every couple months was so fricking funny, corporate innovation in creating spaghetti code, hire some random guy, teach how to read + continue the work, fire him immediately after. A snails pace upgrade that didn’t even work because they never implemented proper UI or play testing ability so they were making the game by guessing for a solid bit of time there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >corporate innovation in creating spaghetti code, hire some random guy, teach how to read + continue the work, fire him immediately after
        This would be fine if it was a regular Halo game with no battlepass shit, but who thought it was a good idea for a live service game? It's just pants on head moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is, the engine is the same one they made for halo 1, it’s the Bethesda situation all over again where this old engine is being patheticly dragged out for the umpteeth time for quick profit but they wanted to try and update for modern systems but it’s so archaic that nearly every trainee that comes out of the process wants to be paid more for learning this incredible niche software, but upper management instantly fires the fricker and afterwards hires a new replacement to repeat the situation all over again. This practice apparently went one for a entire year before someone told the suits to stop fricking firing everyone

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will say it is probably the best 343 halo. If halo 4 started off like this, we might have gotten a decent trilogy. People would be mad about the soft reboot, sure, but it still would have been done more competently.
    >but cortana and the banished
    Whatever, just say the brutes tried to take over the covenant after the prophets died, that's basically what they are anyways.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTW no more updates and the game's going into maintenance mode as they try to make another halo.
    LMAO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part about this is that as they put the game into maintenance mode they also decided to sell a shit ton of stuff in the store so they could squeeze out as much money from the Fake Halo fan whales as they could.

      I seriously hope the next game bombs hard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will they make a good game THIS time? Before our economies hyperinflate?
      They should just dig up that old "too traditional" halo they canned and finish it. That'll probably be leagues above it.
      Kinda sucks they're canning infinite, I was actually interested in the campaign DLC but I guess we'll be waiting until 2029 for that story to end.
      Jesus christ, Halo is getting old as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some rumors started by some """trustworthy""" leakers say that Infinite will remain as some sort of hub multiplayer while the new games are singleplayer only

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          God, that would suck donkey wiener so damn hard. I wouldn't be shocked if they're so determined to keep that hellish shop running. Fine then. If it means the whole game won't be built around game-cannibalizing cash harvesting shit then I'm good with that. Hopefully they'll drop infinite's store when they see people liking better made games. (Assuming the new ones are any better)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't really believe that in all honesty, the fact that they dropped seasons means Infinite is basically dead, so they'll actually make a new game with both sp and mp, which you can bet your sweet ass it will be filled with mtx

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          please god no

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it wasn't
    if its that good why did you stop playing homosexual?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >long wait times to get a match
    >lot of hackers with no cheat protection
    >the same 3-4 maps over and over again
    >only 2 weapons were even viable, the rest were trash
    >aircraft and tanks very overpowered, usually resulted in one sweaty chinaboy going 100 kills 0 deaths in one
    >cosmetics all locked behind paywalls when they should be unlockable through gameplay or as random drops
    glad it was free, wouldve been mad if I paid $10 for it

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stay tired then

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to lie. I was one of the shills defending this game during E3 Reveal (NOT GAMEPLAY TRAILER) because I truly thought 343 were going to make a normal Halo game since they decided to boldly show off Master Chief's old Mark VI and then they queued the marty music while master chief drove down a road similar to CE and then the actual game came out and it was simplified Halo 5 in an open world setting that retained all the features people still didn't want in a halo game.
    Its made me so much more bitter towards games and 343 that I legitimately have no hope for this series unless they passed it on to Certain Affinity or Blur.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mainline Halo games should never be open world. Arena gameplay works in arenas. Halo is an arena game.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the precedent the Endless set. I'm worried it's all to set up nostalgiabait supreme as we get a plot about her fricking with the original trilogy's events and now we basically start Halo over but now with 343shit shoehorned into the covnenant war.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as writing is concerned, Halo is in a really bad place right now. 343 needs to write out basic plot points for a trilogy of games, and they can't screw it up. Unless they can get Staten to write something up, playing it safe like Halo 3's story is the best bet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as writing is concerned, Halo is in a really bad place right now. 343 needs to write out basic plot points for a trilogy of games, and they can't screw it up. Unless they can get Staten to write something up, playing it safe like Halo 3's story is the best bet.

      Any true Halo fan knows everything after the Ark blew up is canonically just a badly written cryo-sleep fever dream

      Or if some super lore-nerd comes at me with actually physiologic dynamics of cryo-sleep on consciousness, then just say they're one of millions of Cortana's rampancy-tinged chess-algorithm-like predictions of the future

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        See, you're assuming 343 would do something using Bungie's writing, they would never do that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm saying Halo's over

          Everything after 3 is just some corporate bullshit to string along "fans"

          Real fans shouldn't consider the post-handoff lore to be substantial

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    An even ancienter evil awakened called the endless, even more evil then the retconned forerunner guy. Wtf are the endless though? Who the frick knows. Probably need to read a book or comic to find this shit out because 343 are moronic like that, but I wont ever know because I have and will never ever read any 343 era terrible fan fic trash.

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