The Navi are the good guys, /misc/tard
Also preordered and playing this day 1. I fricking love avatar and the far cry formula actually fits here, plus massive are good devs
Keep telling yourself that, homosexual. They’re one in the same anyways. You Black folk have to inject your homosexual views into everything just like lefties
While true, you’re both annoying as frick. At least I expect it from lefties, but poltards stoop to the same level of moronation, just on the opposite side of the spectrum, and you homosexuals won’t stay contained in your shitty board
>people who think women can't have penises and want such notions out of their media are /misc/tards
You're deranged
11 months ago
Anonymous
>reading comprehension
Disingenuous…. Just like a lefty
11 months ago
Anonymous
You implied that negating the affirmative constitutes "stooping to the same level of moronation". Don't blame me, these are just your ideas I'm making more explicit.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You know that’s not what I meant but keep being disingenuous
11 months ago
Anonymous
Feel free to clarify your views
11 months ago
Anonymous
As an impartial observer of this argument, I declare you the winner. Nicely done, anon
Civilization is unnecessary if energy is still being consumed on a planet, entropy still increases across the universe albeit slower, if anything Civilization only risks the death of an entire ecosystem in the long term; This is unironically a reddit tier argument.
This is like saying it's ok to let other countries invade you because they'll make """"better use"""" of your resources, which is fricking moronic.
So in short, the correct /misc/ opinion (or at least from before it turned into an astroturfed schizo glowBlack personfest) is that the humans are the Black folk here, although the writers were most likely mentally ill trannies as if we were to actually find any kind of primitive intelligent being out there in space and whoever is there did shit like what happens in Avatar then they would get sanctioned up the ass by any number of NGOs.
>Humans are trying to spread globohomosexual to beautiful trad worlds >somehow, this makes them the good guys in the poltard's sorry excuse for a brain
The humans did everything wrong.
The unobtanium deposit under the home-tree was not the only available source. There were lots of flying rocks. How did they fly? Because of the unobtanium they contain. It would have been so simple to just mine those. Nobody was living on them.
Even if they need the deposit under the home-tree, they screwed that up. Humanity has obital and high-atmosphere superiority. They could us a high flying bomber, or an ICBM, or a RFG. But instead they attack with their flying(!!!) vehicles near the ground, where they can be attacked from above.
The same mistake happened again later when they were flying between the floating rocks instead of above them.
The Na'Vi have numeric superiority, they know the terrain, they can use the native fauna as force-multiplyers, they don't need artificial atmosphere. And the human general decided to attack them face-to-face instead of using every technological advantage they have.
Also: humanity has the technology to clone a Na'Vi body and remote control it, but they cannot be bothered to give the Jake Sully working legs. No wonder he switched loyality.
What do you mean? They technically won after timeskip of the 2nd movie. Blue cucks could only do some annoying terrorist attacks on some trains that was mostly insignificant.
>humaBlack folk nig up their native planet >move like locusts to consume another environment >still act like nigs >"uhm, sweetie, it's your duty to tolerate them. How dare you even think about driving them off your land!"
>The Navi are the good guys /misc/ta-ACK!
Shut up you fricking overgrown blue cat Black folk.
Because the largest deposit of the fancy rock the humans want is directly under their tree-god? I may be wrong, I haven't watched Avatar in over 10 years.
Because mining resources is bad and mother nature hates it. Go home white piggu
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Anonymous
Why do humans want to live on a planet they cant breathe on whos wildlife is hostile to it and bulletproof and can be hivemind controlled into attacking it at anytime? Did you see the ending of the first Avatar? She just told all the large animals to bulldoze the human forces and they did. She could tell the insects or microbiota to kill humanity even slower than that. Pandora is a lost cause to colonize.
the planet is so big they can allow a small population of humangs to live there and do what they want
it's not like the blue Black folk have a large enough population that they cover the entire planet
Why do humans want to live on a planet they cant breathe on whos wildlife is hostile to it and bulletproof and can be hivemind controlled into attacking it at anytime? Did you see the ending of the first Avatar? She just told all the large animals to bulldoze the human forces and they did. She could tell the insects or microbiota to kill humanity even slower than that. Pandora is a lost cause to colonize.
11 months ago
Anonymous
> Did you see the ending of the first Avatar?
I did. A bunch of savages with spears taking down attack helicopters n’ shit. What a moronic movie.
I thought the implication was that the magic rocks were essential for the existence of life on the planet. They caused the floating mountains and are at the root of the planetwide conscious and usb animals
It would have been funny for everything to go smoothly only for giant rocks to fall on the mining colonies. Followed by the moon falling into the gas giant once they thought it was over
>love a kino alien fantasy work of art inspired by deep sea fauna >rooty tooty point and shooty formula fits here
golly gee, I'm so excited I get to spend 99% of the game staring at my hands and GUNS. Frick off. First person is inherently a shit perspective because it allows the devs to cut a lot of corners (see cyberpunk no 3rd person). In a game with an interesting world/characters, 3rd person is far better to appreciate and take in the setting.
Perspective issue aside, shooters are braindead slopfests with little to no substance, far cry even more so.
It's funny that /misc/tards latch unto the humans in these movies because by all their metrics it's the Na'vi who are the noble guys >god fearing >trying to get immigrants off their planet >strong family structures >traditional
The human forces are also blindly loyal to and subservient to a corporation. The corporation in question is polluting the Earth and demanding the population to work for them or die.
Someone will swear up and down they are a gigakinochad demigod redpilled individual for siding with corporations.
I always thought that there was a good one off sci-fi novel to be made about the navi.
They have those tail wieners for understanding everything another navi was feeling, right? So they would have no built in mental capacity to actually feel empathetic towards other creatures. The tree God does it for them.
It could have been a cool story about how they can't understand humans method of communication or compromise, and that could have been a neat way to make the conflict happen. It's better than le epic corporate greed, anyway
When I watched the sequel I was always on the lookout for the tail wiener adapters. I didn't see one on the shark, and that made me wonder what that means for pandoran inhabitants.
>4
Pagan Minh and co. are probably the most evil villains in the entire fricking franchise. Ajay was just naive and got swept up in the factions' moronation. >5
Joseph Seed is a broken clock that happened to be right, but even then he was a fricking malignant moron that commanded an unhinged death cult. Also, the nuclear attack on USA is fricking moronic plot element and happened only because the writers being quirky. Deputy did nothing wrong except being a dumbass who somehow got magic-brainwashed.
The only game where you even remotely play as the bad guy without any major mental gymnastics is 2.
>humaBlack folk nig up their native planet >move like locusts to consume another environment >still act like nigs >"uhm, sweetie, it's your duty to tolerate them. How dare you even think about driving them off your land!"
>medicine
Who the frick wants the RDAs addictive mass produced synthetic bullcrap that has a billion side-effects and costs an arm & a leg, when Pandora literally has every single thing you need to live a long healthy life?
>education
The Na'vi are plenty educated about their own ecosystem and didn't have any trouble adapting to human technology after a few years of crash-courses.
>technology
Again, the planet literally provides everything they need for infrastructure, agriculture, medicine, and transportation.
No need to ruin the environment with industrialization at all.
I vaguely remember a Avartard game where you could actually choose between remaining as a human grunt or betraying humankind and fighting for the aliens
Did it actually exist or am I being moronic?
I'm pretty sure we already had a game where you can play both sides but this one seems like you only Na'vi. Also, the Avatar movie sequels seem to be getting delayed likely because of the writers strike which will be hurting Disney since the only new movie this year that is giving them profit is Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 and they have to buy Hulu since they are forced to do it.
I would agree with you if my dad didn't fall for the hype. He loves Avatar to an unhealthy degree and always insists on watching it when I visit. He even bought a 3D-supporting TV specifically for Avatar.
>grows up alongside his waifu >protects his waifu >endures nearly being killed by his waifus hot mother >waifu wants him even more >what makes it funnier is hes the son of the main villan
He fricking won and you wish you were him.
What would happen if a Na'vi had a wet dream in its amnio tank and ejaculated? What chemical reaction could be caused by amniotic fluid and sperm mixing together?
Whats the lore on the humans being able to create perfect copies of alien life AND transfer the consciousness of a different species into it but NOT being able to grow their own whales at home for the not-ambergris
Honestly I just cant get over how unralistic this movie is. If humanity were in this position were the only way to save the human race was to kill some blue cats we would fricking do it. We have committed genocides over far less and we WILL do it again that shithole is getting carpet bombed with nukes.
Earth is seeded by Kiri who was kidnapped by RDA in the third movie. Earth becomes an extension of Ewya all civilization is overturned and most of the pollution and humanity is wiped out. Survivors get morphed into Na'vi.
All the gaygets wanting to play as the ~~*humans*~~ oh no no no no
You want to play as the golem of mister goldsteinmanovitz?
You wanna do his dirty work for him to make profit and continue to enslave a muttified planet earth, you wanna participate in making ~~*them*~~ immortal by sucking up whale brain juice?
Your "argument" this whole thread is calling them zogbots.
They are the ones who destroyed mankind, they just want to preserve their place and power.
They do it because it must be done. Earth needs the resources and humanity is in a dire state. Mankind won't collectively lie down and effectively suicide. And branching out beyond the cradle world is securing life.
They have the technology and ressources to send ships into space, they have the ressources to create clones of alien creatures, why are they investing in the expension instead of restoration of Earth? Maybe the whole planet is dying and humans are in danger is a lie and they just found some rare ressource that they want and they have to convince people that their war is just and its for humanity as a whole, but in reality its just for the interest of the elite who rules the world and that they want to become immortal with this new magic ressrouce.
I wouldnt trust mr goldstein you know.
They didn't know about the immortal juice when the first arrived, they were there for the rock. And maybe I'm mistaken but I thought the implication was earth is recovering from a war not long ago.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Its still the same kind of thing, like a form a Starship Troopers narrative.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Earth is a polluted hellhole in both the original script and movies. Almost everyone is a physically weak, diseased wagie for a company that practically owns the planet. Resource wars were fought mainly by mercenaries with mental illness and a complete lack of morals like Quaritch. Shareholders know people on Earth dont care about murdering aliens because they're so demoralized.
>Yes, good goy, fight for my private insterest, so I can continue to enslave your nasty kind, stupid animal, you are not better than these blue monkey, and one day we will even replace you with them, because they make you obsolete, stupid goyim hehe, fighting for us to get fricked right after, they never learn hehe... *handsrubbing*
The second movie was so moronic with how ridiculously far it went to make humans le ultimate evil guys and it didn't even make sense anymore. Like hunting those alien whales wasn't already bad enough by itself, nah, they had to put moronic exposition in there that the whales are actually waaaay smarter and more advanced than humans and one of killed whales was actually somehow a "famous composer". Is that why they behaved like regular whales for most of the movie and were absolutely helpless against the tje same hunting strategies the humans used over and over? None of the shit that happens in the movie makes sense when the whales are smarter and more advanced than the humans and navi, yet pointlessly swim around the ocean like regular whales just because they are pacifists(???). Or the whole immortality juice. Like you have to hunt them in this super specific way with specialized gear in a large scale operation, then pry their mouths open, climb inside and drill up at a very specific point because otherwise it's pretty much impossible to get. So how the frick did they figure out that juice was a thing and that it grants immortality in the first place? The funniest thing is again how they make point out of how those whales are even culturally far ahead of humans (of course never show any of it), yet the movie also features a storyline about a whale banished into exile forever, because he was falsely accused and moronicly so of killing his kin.
Thanks for coming to my Avatar 2 alien whale rant.
Its not humans, its some humans doing fricked up shit and only think about how much money they can get with this thing or this thing.
Some people are neutral, some are against the actions of this militarised company. Like are you for killing whales for making fricking oil? Are you for killing as many animals with furr just to make money, this shit is moronic, its all manipulated by rich israeli motherfrickers trying to make a profit out of anything they can, they could always blame the poor morons who fricked up an entire animal species just to sell the furr to mr shekelberg so that the poor moron could barely feed his family.
Its not humans, its some humans doing fricked up shit and only think about how much money they can get with this thing or this thing.
Some people are neutral, some are against the actions of this militarised company. Like are you for killing whales for making fricking oil? Are you for killing as many animals with furr just to make money, this shit is moronic, its all manipulated by rich israeli motherfrickers trying to make a profit out of anything they can, they could always blame the poor morons who fricked up an entire animal species just to sell the furr to mr shekelberg so that the poor moron could barely feed his family.
Avatar is supposed to be a high budget eye candy, but it really falls apart when tries to be anything else. Ultimately its just humans bad and you are not supposed to think too deeply abou it.
Its more like, the military and greedy company bad and scientists are good, scientists try to understand and be gentle by understanding the culture and how this planet works, they are curious to know more, but military/company just want ressource and dont want to talk, or understand anything, they dont care, they just want ressource even if they are fricking up something that is potentialy alot more precious.
>Dances with Wolves >But in Space
Fricking Universe is almost infinite and the ayylmaos just HAPPEN to look humanoid and just HAPPEN to behave like pre-contact Native Americans.
It would be much more interesting if the Ayylmaos were more advanced, like, age of steam Victorian era Na'vi. Imagine War of the Worlds but we're the invaders, the Ayys trying to figure out how our weapons work while they're using steam powered rifles and shit, all the complex politics of different nations and empires, the idea we're trying to stop them from polluting their own planet like we did, by force.
Nah mate, big tree innit.
Whats the point of an Avatar game?
Is this thing still popular? I know there was another movie recently but thats all I know, just the vague idea they made another movie.
The premise is just Dancing with wolves but with ugly bluggers
It's popular in that lots of people went to see the new movie but nobody ever talks about it. it remains to be seen how that will translate to the game, there's also going to be a bunch more movies in the next few years
>Avatar Game >Forces you to play as the blue Black folk >Most likely won't be able to pilot the mechs and if you can it'll probably be for one mission ie wiener of doody tank missions
>Avatar Game >you play as a humans >you get a wide selection of weaponry >you get mechs to pilot >you fight hostile pandoran life rather than hair-frick it for ridables >you fight giant carbon skinned alien tribes that are a b***h to take down without your mech, forcing a predator like stealth gameplay at times >could still have a story about siding with the aliens while more savage tribes act as cannon fodder >but no we got blue far cry instead
Good. Mechs are shit and Avatar's mechs are goofy even by mech standards.
what's the point of kidnapping na'vi teenagers?
>the ambassador program
Looks good on paper, gives access to the tribes, was probably initiated before the Avatar program, probably shitloads cheaper than to run and maintain than the Avatar program, good group to study Na'vi physiology and psychology on.
>open world >crafting >leveling & progression system >outposts to clear >same weapon set up as far cry, literally >u-um its unique because.. You can um.. Cook.
I seriously don't understand how anyone over the age of 16 could be interested in another soulless cookie cut far cry game.
I have INSANE human bias. The humans could be a bunch of sniveling cowardly gays who eat children and if they’re up against the most noble of alien races it rooting for the humans. You could round up my least favorite people on earth, put them in a cage with an alien, and I’d send them weapons to win. There is NO amount of plot justification you can give me to root for an alien son of a b***h over a human being. The sleaziest meth addicted gutter trash hobo is my comrade in blood and no green blooded xeno will ever have the same divine right as ours to rule the stars.
>I have INSANE human bias. The humans could be a bunch of sniveling cowardly gays who eat children and if they’re up against the most noble of alien races it rooting for the humans. You could round up my least favorite people on earth, put them in a cage with an alien, and I’d send them weapons to win. There is NO amount of plot justification you can give me to root for an alien son of a b***h over a human being. The sleaziest meth addicted gutter trash hobo is my comrade in blood and no green blooded xeno will ever have the same divine right as ours to rule the stars.
The Navi are the good guys, /misc/tard
Also preordered and playing this day 1. I fricking love avatar and the far cry formula actually fits here, plus massive are good devs
pds is worse than tds and has killed any discussion of games here
Keep telling yourself that, homosexual. They’re one in the same anyways. You Black folk have to inject your homosexual views into everything just like lefties
>both sides are the same!
No they're not. Only one side believes men can be women.
While true, you’re both annoying as frick. At least I expect it from lefties, but poltards stoop to the same level of moronation, just on the opposite side of the spectrum, and you homosexuals won’t stay contained in your shitty board
>people who think women can't have penises and want such notions out of their media are /misc/tards
You're deranged
>reading comprehension
Disingenuous…. Just like a lefty
You implied that negating the affirmative constitutes "stooping to the same level of moronation". Don't blame me, these are just your ideas I'm making more explicit.
You know that’s not what I meant but keep being disingenuous
Feel free to clarify your views
As an impartial observer of this argument, I declare you the winner. Nicely done, anon
Not an argument
>humans are le bad
TOTAL BLUE MONKEY DEATH
RDA SUPREMACY IS THE MANIFEST DESTINY
>manifest destiny
Ah, march of the golems.
Civilization is unnecessary if energy is still being consumed on a planet, entropy still increases across the universe albeit slower, if anything Civilization only risks the death of an entire ecosystem in the long term; This is unironically a reddit tier argument.
This is like saying it's ok to let other countries invade you because they'll make """"better use"""" of your resources, which is fricking moronic.
So in short, the correct /misc/ opinion (or at least from before it turned into an astroturfed schizo glowBlack personfest) is that the humans are the Black folk here, although the writers were most likely mentally ill trannies as if we were to actually find any kind of primitive intelligent being out there in space and whoever is there did shit like what happens in Avatar then they would get sanctioned up the ass by any number of NGOs.
>Humans are trying to spread globohomosexual to beautiful trad worlds
>somehow, this makes them the good guys in the poltard's sorry excuse for a brain
/p/ds
please talk about the game here shitzo
It's free real estate, tree hugger.
The humans did everything wrong.
The unobtanium deposit under the home-tree was not the only available source. There were lots of flying rocks. How did they fly? Because of the unobtanium they contain. It would have been so simple to just mine those. Nobody was living on them.
Even if they need the deposit under the home-tree, they screwed that up. Humanity has obital and high-atmosphere superiority. They could us a high flying bomber, or an ICBM, or a RFG. But instead they attack with their flying(!!!) vehicles near the ground, where they can be attacked from above.
The same mistake happened again later when they were flying between the floating rocks instead of above them.
The Na'Vi have numeric superiority, they know the terrain, they can use the native fauna as force-multiplyers, they don't need artificial atmosphere. And the human general decided to attack them face-to-face instead of using every technological advantage they have.
Also: humanity has the technology to clone a Na'Vi body and remote control it, but they cannot be bothered to give the Jake Sully working legs. No wonder he switched loyality.
iirc the unobtanium underneath home tree was the largest deposit. That's why they were fixated on it so badly.
What do you mean? They technically won after timeskip of the 2nd movie. Blue cucks could only do some annoying terrorist attacks on some trains that was mostly insignificant.
where in the movie does he say any of this? is this just bad fanfiction?
its from 40kringe
thats all these incels can do
this is what a 12 year old /misc/tards idea of cool is.
It's from a leaked avatar 3 script. Source: Dude trust me
>The Navi are the good guys /misc/ta-ACK!
Shut up you fricking overgrown blue cat Black folk.
whats going on there?
Total blue cat death.
why cant those blue Black folk share their planet
Because the largest deposit of the fancy rock the humans want is directly under their tree-god? I may be wrong, I haven't watched Avatar in over 10 years.
Because mining resources is bad and mother nature hates it. Go home white piggu
the planet is so big they can allow a small population of humangs to live there and do what they want
it's not like the blue Black folk have a large enough population that they cover the entire planet
Why do humans want to live on a planet they cant breathe on whos wildlife is hostile to it and bulletproof and can be hivemind controlled into attacking it at anytime? Did you see the ending of the first Avatar? She just told all the large animals to bulldoze the human forces and they did. She could tell the insects or microbiota to kill humanity even slower than that. Pandora is a lost cause to colonize.
> Did you see the ending of the first Avatar?
I did. A bunch of savages with spears taking down attack helicopters n’ shit. What a moronic movie.
I thought the implication was that the magic rocks were essential for the existence of life on the planet. They caused the floating mountains and are at the root of the planetwide conscious and usb animals
It would have been funny for everything to go smoothly only for giant rocks to fall on the mining colonies. Followed by the moon falling into the gas giant once they thought it was over
they are racist xenophobes.
Take that you freaks! Frick yeah!
what happens when humanity is done fricking around with the natives
Progress.
defeating the racist na'vis
>whats going on there?
Really hamfisted visuals intended to make sure the sub 80 IQ moviegoers know which side is da bad guys.
TOTAL BLIGGER DEATH
LGBTQ+ adoption and interracial marriage enforcement
>Burning the navi to death and turning their planet to ash
Fricking based
>NATOarrievesinrussia.webm
>love a kino alien fantasy work of art inspired by deep sea fauna
>rooty tooty point and shooty formula fits here
golly gee, I'm so excited I get to spend 99% of the game staring at my hands and GUNS. Frick off. First person is inherently a shit perspective because it allows the devs to cut a lot of corners (see cyberpunk no 3rd person). In a game with an interesting world/characters, 3rd person is far better to appreciate and take in the setting.
Perspective issue aside, shooters are braindead slopfests with little to no substance, far cry even more so.
It's funny that /misc/tards latch unto the humans in these movies because by all their metrics it's the Na'vi who are the noble guys
>god fearing
>trying to get immigrants off their planet
>strong family structures
>traditional
The human forces are also blindly loyal to and subservient to a corporation. The corporation in question is polluting the Earth and demanding the population to work for them or die.
Someone will swear up and down they are a gigakinochad demigod redpilled individual for siding with corporations.
Oh yes I do think Ancap is hecking based!
Big corporatocracy ruling over the human cattle surely can't go wrong!
>Gankerds
leave your bubble
>If you point and laugh at us that means you're obsessed with us!
no
Actual based take and enjoying video games!? On MY Ganker!?
avatar is the worst franchise to ever be hugely successful
>avatar is the worst franchise to ever be hugely successful
Pretending marvel doesn’t exist?
Marvel Comics at it's creation did deserve to be successful.
If we got to play as the bad guys, the humans, then I'd have actually bought it like I did the last Ubi Avatar game.
I always thought that there was a good one off sci-fi novel to be made about the navi.
They have those tail wieners for understanding everything another navi was feeling, right? So they would have no built in mental capacity to actually feel empathetic towards other creatures. The tree God does it for them.
It could have been a cool story about how they can't understand humans method of communication or compromise, and that could have been a neat way to make the conflict happen. It's better than le epic corporate greed, anyway
When I watched the sequel I was always on the lookout for the tail wiener adapters. I didn't see one on the shark, and that made me wonder what that means for pandoran inhabitants.
>obligatory
The Na'avi were so cartoonishly evil. Modern movies can't do compelling villains anymore.
>Can't play as the Humans
>Not Buying
As simple as that.
I just want to play as Colonel Bliggersmasher
Far Cry had you play the bad guys in 4 and 5
>4
Pagan Minh and co. are probably the most evil villains in the entire fricking franchise. Ajay was just naive and got swept up in the factions' moronation.
>5
Joseph Seed is a broken clock that happened to be right, but even then he was a fricking malignant moron that commanded an unhinged death cult. Also, the nuclear attack on USA is fricking moronic plot element and happened only because the writers being quirky. Deputy did nothing wrong except being a dumbass who somehow got magic-brainwashed.
The only game where you even remotely play as the bad guy without any major mental gymnastics is 2.
Navi are the good guys
Also fun fact:: there has never been a non incel that takes hay seriously
>anti-progress
>willing to commit specicide to maintain their do-nothing ooga booga society
The Na'avi were obviously the bad guys.
>humaBlack folk nig up their native planet
>move like locusts to consume another environment
>still act like nigs
>"uhm, sweetie, it's your duty to tolerate them. How dare you even think about driving them off your land!"
>introducing them to medicine, education, technology etc. is "still acting like nigs"
Like I said, anti-progress
>medicine
Who the frick wants the RDAs addictive mass produced synthetic bullcrap that has a billion side-effects and costs an arm & a leg, when Pandora literally has every single thing you need to live a long healthy life?
>education
The Na'vi are plenty educated about their own ecosystem and didn't have any trouble adapting to human technology after a few years of crash-courses.
>technology
Again, the planet literally provides everything they need for infrastructure, agriculture, medicine, and transportation.
No need to ruin the environment with industrialization at all.
read
We need a RTS of these
riftbreaker
I vaguely remember a Avartard game where you could actually choose between remaining as a human grunt or betraying humankind and fighting for the aliens
Did it actually exist or am I being moronic?
Yeah, that's the first avatar game, not on steam anymore, still up on 1337x or igg
I'm pretty sure we already had a game where you can play both sides but this one seems like you only Na'vi. Also, the Avatar movie sequels seem to be getting delayed likely because of the writers strike which will be hurting Disney since the only new movie this year that is giving them profit is Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 and they have to buy Hulu since they are forced to do it.
>borders and no immigration is actually good when we do it!
I hate bliggers so much
BRUH THE WHALES
>cant purge the filthy xenos
shit game
>always see this shit series called one of the biggest most successful most popular things ever
>have never, not once, ever heard anyone irl even mention it
I think the hype is 100% manufactured
I would agree with you if my dad didn't fall for the hype. He loves Avatar to an unhealthy degree and always insists on watching it when I visit. He even bought a 3D-supporting TV specifically for Avatar.
It's one of those things that somehow just came to exist in the public consciousness and everyone knows about it by osmosis.
>grows up alongside his waifu
>protects his waifu
>endures nearly being killed by his waifus hot mother
>waifu wants him even more
>what makes it funnier is hes the son of the main villan
He fricking won and you wish you were him.
What would happen if a Na'vi had a wet dream in its amnio tank and ejaculated? What chemical reaction could be caused by amniotic fluid and sperm mixing together?
Whats the lore on the humans being able to create perfect copies of alien life AND transfer the consciousness of a different species into it but NOT being able to grow their own whales at home for the not-ambergris
there isn't. James Cameron is a 1 hit wonder, if he has to spend more time in a universe then it goes to shit.
Honestly I just cant get over how unralistic this movie is. If humanity were in this position were the only way to save the human race was to kill some blue cats we would fricking do it. We have committed genocides over far less and we WILL do it again that shithole is getting carpet bombed with nukes.
TND
>TOTAL NA'VI DEATH
>mfw reading the leak for the final movie
It would be the dumbest shit but I want to see the amount of seethe it would cause.
post
Earth is seeded by Kiri who was kidnapped by RDA in the third movie. Earth becomes an extension of Ewya all civilization is overturned and most of the pollution and humanity is wiped out. Survivors get morphed into Na'vi.
Humans have mechs, therefore they are correct
No steam no buy
Human women are hot, blue b***hes are ugly.
Simple
>zogmutt golems
:^/
>zogmutt golems, space
8^O
Ubisoft take my fricking money u mAke me hard not soft
the na'vi are tedpilled and blowing up corporate infrastructure is every man's sacred duty
thankfully that's the core gameplay in FoP
All the gaygets wanting to play as the ~~*humans*~~ oh no no no no
You want to play as the golem of mister goldsteinmanovitz?
You wanna do his dirty work for him to make profit and continue to enslave a muttified planet earth, you wanna participate in making ~~*them*~~ immortal by sucking up whale brain juice?
They are working to preserve mankind. Yes they are the good guys.
right, and zogbots are "preserving our freedom"
Your "argument" this whole thread is calling them zogbots.
They do it because it must be done. Earth needs the resources and humanity is in a dire state. Mankind won't collectively lie down and effectively suicide. And branching out beyond the cradle world is securing life.
They have the technology and ressources to send ships into space, they have the ressources to create clones of alien creatures, why are they investing in the expension instead of restoration of Earth? Maybe the whole planet is dying and humans are in danger is a lie and they just found some rare ressource that they want and they have to convince people that their war is just and its for humanity as a whole, but in reality its just for the interest of the elite who rules the world and that they want to become immortal with this new magic ressrouce.
I wouldnt trust mr goldstein you know.
They didn't know about the immortal juice when the first arrived, they were there for the rock. And maybe I'm mistaken but I thought the implication was earth is recovering from a war not long ago.
Its still the same kind of thing, like a form a Starship Troopers narrative.
Earth is a polluted hellhole in both the original script and movies. Almost everyone is a physically weak, diseased wagie for a company that practically owns the planet. Resource wars were fought mainly by mercenaries with mental illness and a complete lack of morals like Quaritch. Shareholders know people on Earth dont care about murdering aliens because they're so demoralized.
Its your average dystopia.
They are the ones who destroyed mankind, they just want to preserve their place and power.
>NOOOOO GOY stop fighting for king and country and kinsman!! just let the savages do as they please!
kys
>Yes, good goy, fight for my private insterest, so I can continue to enslave your nasty kind, stupid animal, you are not better than these blue monkey, and one day we will even replace you with them, because they make you obsolete, stupid goyim hehe, fighting for us to get fricked right after, they never learn hehe... *handsrubbing*
The game is a powerful metaphor about the black folk (navi) taking back their land that is america
I just want to kill filthy aliens https://youtu.be/x0WQOGVLLGw
>play as tall monkey
>all the enemies are in mechs so you're no longer tall
it's literally far cry painted to look like avatar
>no human guy + tall blue pussy
wasted potential
True, true.
I thougth the gameplay looked simili
its a reskinned far cry
The second movie was so moronic with how ridiculously far it went to make humans le ultimate evil guys and it didn't even make sense anymore. Like hunting those alien whales wasn't already bad enough by itself, nah, they had to put moronic exposition in there that the whales are actually waaaay smarter and more advanced than humans and one of killed whales was actually somehow a "famous composer". Is that why they behaved like regular whales for most of the movie and were absolutely helpless against the tje same hunting strategies the humans used over and over? None of the shit that happens in the movie makes sense when the whales are smarter and more advanced than the humans and navi, yet pointlessly swim around the ocean like regular whales just because they are pacifists(???). Or the whole immortality juice. Like you have to hunt them in this super specific way with specialized gear in a large scale operation, then pry their mouths open, climb inside and drill up at a very specific point because otherwise it's pretty much impossible to get. So how the frick did they figure out that juice was a thing and that it grants immortality in the first place? The funniest thing is again how they make point out of how those whales are even culturally far ahead of humans (of course never show any of it), yet the movie also features a storyline about a whale banished into exile forever, because he was falsely accused and moronicly so of killing his kin.
Thanks for coming to my Avatar 2 alien whale rant.
Its not humans, its some humans doing fricked up shit and only think about how much money they can get with this thing or this thing.
Some people are neutral, some are against the actions of this militarised company. Like are you for killing whales for making fricking oil? Are you for killing as many animals with furr just to make money, this shit is moronic, its all manipulated by rich israeli motherfrickers trying to make a profit out of anything they can, they could always blame the poor morons who fricked up an entire animal species just to sell the furr to mr shekelberg so that the poor moron could barely feed his family.
Avatar is supposed to be a high budget eye candy, but it really falls apart when tries to be anything else. Ultimately its just humans bad and you are not supposed to think too deeply abou it.
Its more like, the military and greedy company bad and scientists are good, scientists try to understand and be gentle by understanding the culture and how this planet works, they are curious to know more, but military/company just want ressource and dont want to talk, or understand anything, they dont care, they just want ressource even if they are fricking up something that is potentialy alot more precious.
>Dances with Wolves
>But in Space
Fricking Universe is almost infinite and the ayylmaos just HAPPEN to look humanoid and just HAPPEN to behave like pre-contact Native Americans.
It would be much more interesting if the Ayylmaos were more advanced, like, age of steam Victorian era Na'vi. Imagine War of the Worlds but we're the invaders, the Ayys trying to figure out how our weapons work while they're using steam powered rifles and shit, all the complex politics of different nations and empires, the idea we're trying to stop them from polluting their own planet like we did, by force.
Nah mate, big tree innit.
uoh.
0 cultural impact
Whats the point of an Avatar game?
Is this thing still popular? I know there was another movie recently but thats all I know, just the vague idea they made another movie.
The premise is just Dancing with wolves but with ugly bluggers
Pandora looks great, na'avi girls are hot and you get to kill zogbots.
It's popular in that lots of people went to see the new movie but nobody ever talks about it. it remains to be seen how that will translate to the game, there's also going to be a bunch more movies in the next few years
what's the point of kidnapping na'vi teenagers?
>Avatar Game
>Forces you to play as the blue Black folk
>Most likely won't be able to pilot the mechs and if you can it'll probably be for one mission ie wiener of doody tank missions
>Avatar Game
>you play as a humans
>you get a wide selection of weaponry
>you get mechs to pilot
>you fight hostile pandoran life rather than hair-frick it for ridables
>you fight giant carbon skinned alien tribes that are a b***h to take down without your mech, forcing a predator like stealth gameplay at times
>could still have a story about siding with the aliens while more savage tribes act as cannon fodder
>but no we got blue far cry instead
Good. Mechs are shit and Avatar's mechs are goofy even by mech standards.
>the ambassador program
Looks good on paper, gives access to the tribes, was probably initiated before the Avatar program, probably shitloads cheaper than to run and maintain than the Avatar program, good group to study Na'vi physiology and psychology on.
>far cry: pandora
>watch dogs: tattoine
>assassin's creed: assassin's creed
>prince of persia: prince of bel-air
Amazing lineup
The star wars game have the The Division gameplay, its made by the same team apparently.
its just far cry... what the frick
why couldn't they do it like their old game did they lose the fricking source code...
I want to frick this savage MILF
>no big blue cat Siggy milf with huge breasts
GATO
>open world
>crafting
>leveling & progression system
>outposts to clear
>same weapon set up as far cry, literally
>u-um its unique because.. You can um.. Cook.
I seriously don't understand how anyone over the age of 16 could be interested in another soulless cookie cut far cry game.
I have INSANE human bias. The humans could be a bunch of sniveling cowardly gays who eat children and if they’re up against the most noble of alien races it rooting for the humans. You could round up my least favorite people on earth, put them in a cage with an alien, and I’d send them weapons to win. There is NO amount of plot justification you can give me to root for an alien son of a b***h over a human being. The sleaziest meth addicted gutter trash hobo is my comrade in blood and no green blooded xeno will ever have the same divine right as ours to rule the stars.
>I have INSANE human bias. The humans could be a bunch of sniveling cowardly gays who eat children and if they’re up against the most noble of alien races it rooting for the humans. You could round up my least favorite people on earth, put them in a cage with an alien, and I’d send them weapons to win. There is NO amount of plot justification you can give me to root for an alien son of a b***h over a human being. The sleaziest meth addicted gutter trash hobo is my comrade in blood and no green blooded xeno will ever have the same divine right as ours to rule the stars.
Blessed post
Avatar, like most normie IPs without any depth, is only good for porn.
i don't care about who is right or wrong
just give me fully modeled 10ft long blue amazon girl so people can make 3d porn with her