IT'S A FRICKING CROSS

A FRICKING CROSS!!
WHY ARE COMPANIES SO moronic?? WHY CAN'T THEY JUST MAKE A CROSS AND PUT 4 LITTLE THINGS BENEATH IT??

HOW COME THEY CAN MAKE THOSE PIECES OF GARBAGE CHANGE COLOR AND VIBRATE WITH PERFECT ACCURACY IDENTICAL TO AN ACTUAL DICK INSIDE YOUR ASS BUT CAN'T MAKE A FRICKING CROSS???????

WHY IS THE ONLY CONTROLLER WITH A GOOD FRICKING DPAD FROM 50 YEARS AGO????

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dpad on the snes sucked ass
    Barely usable controller aside of the numpad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Num pad.
      > SNES.
      You tried.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't because game companies are moronic, but it's proof that most are ran by vampires

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmmmm HORI Fighting Commander had a good dpad~~~ too bad they don't make them anymore

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry chud but that design is patented property of Nintendo 100% OC donut steele.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the vita dpad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's the best
      OG fat ds is good too

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know much about dicks being inside your ass anon?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >50 YEARS AGO????
    You're a moron, and possibly a homosexual.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based, SNES had the best dpad and then sony
    trying to play NES/SNES games with joycon "dpads" is absolutely fricked

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's patented. Legally no one else can do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1981
      Expired

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a several controllers not made for Nintendo consoles with a Nintendo-style D-Pad so that's not true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's patented. Legally no one else can do it.*
        *For free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1998

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the same design. Sega uses a detached ball on the d-pad shell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        actual morons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo themselves don't fricking use it either.
      Their pro controller has the worst dpad from the last 2 generations

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quarter circle punch. Enjoy your callouses.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saturn d-pad was the best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if it was good then why did no one copy it for official controllers?
      consider yourself pwned liberal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Saturn Dpad was the basis for the original Xbox dpad because the Xbox was basically the next sega console. The Dreamcast even ran on windows.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then why was it so shit and the 360 dpad even shittier?
          double pwned

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the best d-pad of them all and will always be until the end of time. I've never had to use any other d-pad.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People may shit post in this thread but it's crazy how the nes and snes dpad still has not been surpassed over 30 years later. The dpads are so good that the second best dpad isnt even close to as good as the nes/snes

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whynot small switches instead of buttons under the pad? you could even do pressure sensitivity that way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neo Geo consoles use microswitches in their controllers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that what the Vita and

      Neo Geo consoles use microswitches in their controllers.

      did?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers insist on using the analog stick for 2D movement. It's infuriating.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *