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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A masterpiece of mediocrity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain, but i bet you can't

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have to, it's self-explanatory to all with eyes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument
          concession and dilation and sneedation accepted

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >All those buzzwords
            And that's why I didn't bother.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that game that got universal critical acclaim and tens of millions of sales?
              >its actually bad
              >why, you ask? that should be self-evident

              why even bother with this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Appeal to popularity
                >Illiterate
                See? Anything said would be a waste of effort.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. no eyes

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've replayed it recently, I get the criticisms but fricking hell it's still so much better than about 90% of the complete garbage shit out by this meme industry

    the ending in particular is fantastic

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just not having buggy non-intuitive controls and gameplay makes a game a "masterpiece" nowadays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's 100 hours of pure joy and to finish it you still can play it for 50 - 100 hours for 100%

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"gameplay"
      >run around on a blank featureless plane for 20 minutes trying to find anything
      >get to a shrine
      >build some shit and break the puzzle
      uuuuooohhhhh yes i'm gameplaying

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        waow so true sister!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >run around
        you know you can build vehicles or get a horse?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yaaaaas now i can move a little less slowly across blank featureless shitty terrain

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            open spaces trigger you how? the games let you breath and put shit everywhere infront of you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >same ip also has a history of going ballistic in elden ring and rdr2 threads
              kek

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eric help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play it on pc?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, like every switch game

      switch has no games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, there's a PC port that runs at 4K 60 FPS

        Cool, is there any interest in playing the first one first or should I just go to the last one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the same game
          play BOTW on cemu and you'll get the best experience

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's no point in playing botw at all anymore yeah, totk is a straight upgrade in every way that matters and you can read a summary of botw in 3 minutes (plus totk more or less throws what little of botw's lore there is anyway)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you can read a summary of botw in 3 minutes
            I don't play games for the story

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play BOTW and skip TOTK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, there's a PC port that runs at 4K 60 FPS

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing in your screenshot is even in the game
    >No islands in that spot
    >That type of cloud removed
    >No ascending into islands from the surface
    It would have been a masterpiece if the devs didn't autisticslly remove 90% pf the content because the sky looked "cluttered"
    Fricking morons

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i heckin love walking around the same map from the previous game but with extremely repetitive "new content" vomited everywhere
    HOLY FRICK IS THAT [THING FROM PREVIOUS GAME]??? LOOK WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE NOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it given you make this same shitty thread every day

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where in the game does the op pic take place? I dont remember anywhere with islands located so closely and with so many trees and structures.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's promotional art in the actual game doesn't look like that its located above hyrule ridge you can see the little mesa, in the game there's a tear and some glyphs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      forge island maybe

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love botw hate totk, simple as.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's completely forgotten

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thing I've noticed with BotW discourse is that the people who are the most sore about the game's approach to traditional dungeons don't tend to play many actual dungeon crawlers, if any at all. There are dozens of games that run circles around the level design in earlier 3D zeldas, but BotW offers an experience that it's much harder to get elsewhere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the divine beast dungeons are masterclass, prove me wrong

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are not even dungeons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are perfect, because they make sense in the story and perfectly fit into the environment as dungeons, also 2 of them move which is kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They needed a bit more aesthetic variety between them but they're some of the coolest things in a Zelda game easily

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are machines tho so it makes sense that they look the same and the environment around them is different which is nice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda was never a dungeon crawler moron. Not every game that has dungeons is a dungeon crawler.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's objectively the most impressive video game ever made thus far

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Developers are STILL trying to figure out how they made it!

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Botw and Totk are pure soul

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bored just looking at this washed out snorefest.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played 50 hours of BotW. Long enough to exhaust any possibility of the game getting good.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Copy paste the old map
    >Add shitty new locations
    >Have a Gmod mechanic that's entirely worthless in the end
    >People praise it beyond end
    I will never understand.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the one thing about the ganondorf fight i didnt like was that Ascend, Recall, Fuse, Ultrahand weren't required at all

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3D Zelda was never good. But BotW is not bad, not as good as Wind Waker though.

    OoT and MM genuinely suck. A Link Between Worlds and A Link to the Past are by far the best Zelda games.

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