It's amazing how Microsoft got so close to making the greatest vidya controller of all time only to be stopped by keeping their shitty traditiona...

It's amazing how Microsoft got so close to making the greatest vidya controller of all time only to be stopped by keeping their shitty traditional layout.
No one in their right fricking mind likes asymmetrical sticks. It's completely unnatural and not designed for comfort.
Human hands are symmetrical, so controllers should be symmetrical as well.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a stupid post

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic and should probably go to bed. The only thing they needed to do was give us a good D-pad.

      >Literally only problem is lack of gyro
      >Snoy whines about sticks
      Shit even has a headphone jack, you're actually deficient

      >t. has to stop playing every 20 minutes due to hand cramps

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You underestimate my NEET powers, I play at MINIMUM 19 hours a day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about mouse and sneedboard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most games use the left analog stick and the face buttons, of which the Xbox (and switch) is perfectly positioned
        >but m-muh cawadoody
        Both thumbs would be cramped on a PS5 since both sticks are in the inferior position. The only controller where both sticks are in the upper position is the Wii U, and there are no games worth playing where both sticks are necessary.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most games use the camera more than the face buttons. Any reasonable modern game has the decency to put the most common actions on the back buttons

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're moronic and should probably go to bed. The only thing they needed to do was give us a good D-pad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dpad on that controller is very good, despite how it looks.

      its not like the 360 or xbone controller's pile of shit they calll DPads

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every good controller in history has one thing in common. Membrane buttons in the dpad. Nobody wants that clicky microdome shit for joycons.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they needed a different bumper mechanism too. The feedback on them is terrible and they are the far and away the flimsiest piece in the controller.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    works on my electrical brain-to-thumbs system

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally only problem is lack of gyro
    >Snoy whines about sticks
    Shit even has a headphone jack, you're actually deficient

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The controller is deliberately shit. They pushed it out as a way to enforce parity. By being so awkward and limited, it forced specific types of games to be made while the controller was popular and limited how much 3rd parties could innovate on other controllers. This was reinforced by the 360 being the 3rd party console and PC getting Xinput AIDs.
      >Asymmetrical sticks are so bad
      >Symmetrical sticks are so bad
      Literal circlejerking nonsense. The right analog stick is shit to begin with, just replace the stupid thing with a touchpad and add in a gyro. If you're hung up on the placement of the left analog in relation to the right analog, then you're a symmetrygay no matter what.
      Not only that but the ideal controller is a split controller anyway, unibody was a compromise from the days when cables were an issue but now everyone is complaining about battery life so that's clearly no longer the case and they're all on wireless

      They'll never add gyro. Maintaining compatibility with the greater market is against their agenda.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give it gyro. The touchpad would be useful on PC as well but as PS has proven it's pretty pointless for console use.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have tiny hands?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awful bait, awful clicky dpad that fails 80% of the time

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PS2 controller is the real best, and it would be better if it had a SNES style dpad and dimple sticks

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No one in their right fricking mind likes asymmetrical sticks
    wrong. I love asymmetrical sticks

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >USB port is looser than your mothers vegana
    >Wireless capcity locked behind Microshit's proprietary dongle
    I got one of these as a gift, as in it was literally free, I did not pay for it, and I fricking hate it. Garbage controller, Dualshock 3 is the peak.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The xbone had 2 controller models, the newer one had bluetooth

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dualshock 3 is the peak
      Peak of shit perhaps, horrible fricking "triggers". Flimsy ass plastic, I could probably snap one in half with one hand. I like how a proprietary dongle is a problem but a battery that will die isn't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ones I got with my launch fat PS3 are still perfect
        While my xshit controller didn't last a year before I had to open it up to fix the usb port for the first time, which I shouldn't need to do in the first place if they didn't try to israelite me on wireless

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ps3 ds 3 has no drivers

          3rd party shitware doesn't count

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The prospect of xinput controllers just working is the only reason you'd ever use them. Terrible hardware carried by software.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      capcity locked behind Microshit's proprietary dongle
      no it isnt. you can use bluetooth
      t. taking my laptop and xbox sex controller when on vacation to play PS2 games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wireless capcity locked behind Microshit's proprietary dongle
      Anon.... this hasn't been a thing since 2016.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything after the 360 controller is made for baby hands.
    true wired controllers are so much nicer than any flimsy ass micro-usb or bullshit batteries will ever be.
    frick all of you and your share buttons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OG Duke is the only controller for real men, if you like the 360 one you are a baby or a manlet.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no. The PS controllers hurt the frick out of my hands.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flydigi Vader 3 Pro already perfected the design.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got one of these. For some reason Baldurs gate 3 thinks the dpad is always being pressed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a problem only with that game? I had a similar issue with Burnout Paradise, the radio kept popping.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    only one flaw
    >no gyro

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    try going straight in a game like monkey ball with a lowered symmetrical stick, then try with asymm., you will see that asymm gives you better control over moving in a straight line. Original Dualshock 3 (2006-2007 or so) has really good sticks, though, so its actually pretty nice.

    even better if its a gamecube controller with its octagonal gate so it locks you into forward position

    symmetrical sticks is good if we are talking about the Steam Deck layout

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asymmetrical sticks = symmetrical thumb placement.
    >BUT MUH SYMMETRY
    Keyboard mouse is objectively the best control style and doesn't have a shred of symmetry. Get a better argument.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based In love symmetrical lower inputs. Here's my ideal retro controller.
    >implying this is uncomfortable
    BRO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GORILLA GRIP THE CONTROLLER. JUST HOLD IT IN THIS SUPER SECRET SPECIAL WAY THAT NO OTHER CONTROLLER BRAND FORCEC YOU TO DO

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  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys snoy homosexuals

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No gyro. No buy. Simple as.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best controller is the NES controller.
    Up down left right select start b and a is all you need.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What an incredible post. I’ve always thought it was weird as frick and just ruins the whole controller for the sake of being different.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been using a wired 360 controller for over a decade and it still serves me well

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These frickers break every 6 months.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are some many of you obsessed with gyro? what game are you playing that you desperately need it? online shooters? because you should be playing those with a keyboard and mouse, not with a controller

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine creating such a great controller for such a shitty platform. Thankfully it works on PC.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      still happy that i got this and a chromecast for free and i never once used stadia

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Bought the thing for ChromeCast Ultra that I needed and would have cost much more separately.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This, but the d-pad is being the weak point. Used it to play original Tomb Raider today

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your issue with it? recently bought one and the pad feels great so far. very accurate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your issue with it? recently bought one and the pad feels great so far. very accurate.

      Yeah I was playing THPS4 with it and doing excellent. I finished the entire game all goals and cash with it.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only error they made was to not add gyro aim, and it's a big one.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy pro controller from amazon
    >"""""""""""""Official"""""""""""""" store
    >it's fake

    HOW

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it'd be perfect if it had
    >non-shit layout
    >non-shit shape
    >non-shit shoulders
    >non-shit face buttons
    >functional face buttons
    >gyro
    >non garbage API that actually supports its fricking buttons
    yeah it's almost there other than those small issues

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite popular believe the body is not symmetrical. The body is filled with small asymmetries such as having one arm longer than the other or having one hand larger than the other, etc. The overwhelming majority of the human race also has a dominant hand. People use their hands independently. This is why the keys on a keyboard are not laid out symmetrically because you don't use your hands symmetrically.

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