>it's another Norway beats England and William episode

>it's another Norway beats England and William episode

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever seen that last for very long, the unified Norway-England doesn't last beyond one generation and some Anglo-Saxons returns to the throne through faction or a revolt because everyone in England hates the Norwegians.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    viking adventurers are too OP everyone time I play in the british isles they end up kicking my ass and stealing my wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Germanic Pagans are OP as frick. Still, Catholics are King once their ball gets rolling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get what Paradox was going for with it, but tribal armies are way too easy to raise for how strong they are in early game. Even other pagans can do fricking ridiculous shit with their tribal ally troops.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >desdichado
    Where's that shield supposed to be from?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ivanhoe reference.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a cool read, I should get to it

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play CK3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    should he have won instead of william the conqueror, Gankerbros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ice Black person should've stayed in Norway

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only empire is the essex empire.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sex empire you say? Tell me more...

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is this game so much better than ck3 ..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is over a decade old which is around the time it takes for Paradox games to be good. It took them fricking six years to actually make good crusading mechanics in a game called Crusader Kings.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ck3 is now six years old and has nothing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even 4 years old.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is fun in a more roleplay oriented way.
          It has potential and the big dlcs are taking a direction I like a lot.
          But it is missing key features from 2 sl its still an incomplete experience.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It is fun in a more roleplay oriented way
            Not that moron but this is not true for me. I spent thousands of hours in Ck2 roleplaying and using my imagination for every little dumb frick country I made. Ck3 rolls around, I do a few strange things, get bored and uninstall. Last game I did was an escape to Crimea as Anglo-Saxons which was fun I suppose. Just majorly dissapointed in Ck3 I suppose. The tournaments are okay the first 100 times.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing ckII for the hundredth time
    >get a legit quick quitie Frisian lass as second ruler and she gets the immortality questline before hitting 17
    I think she pumped out close to three hundred kids, and it too a good five minutes to open up the family tree. Pretty much everything but the Far East was my dynasty. She wasn't a qutie by the end of the game though all the attempts on her life left her disfigured and missing a few limbs.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you get that one frickwad heir

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you're such a long lived ruler you have to groom your grand children to rule

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me ideas for a new run, guys. I want to replay this game but I've done everything I could think of

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you done a Last Karling run?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so, I usually don't do anything related to France. Would that be hard?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brittany and Normandy are pretty based launching pads for total european domination.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've not done it but I think the hardest part is the very start when you're a woman in a regular marriage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Start as Volga Bulghars and make a steppe sultanate.

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