It's been 20 years. Are you still loyal to your king?
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saber if she real
I didn't vote for her.
You don't vote for kings.
They did in the Commonwealth:)
And how did that work out for them?
No, w*men are not intelligent or competent enough to be trusted with leadership.
Yeah I love my kingwife
You wouldn't frick King Arthur
but would you King Arthur (Black)?
strange fairies in a lake with a sword > voting
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Salter supremacy
BLACKED
Been my waifu since F/HA
Of course
She sucks as a king and sucks like a queen
>Be king
>Be literally perfect
>"Wtf b***h you're too good at your job, frick off!" -- 8th century Britons
Why are they like this?
>King Arthur
>8th century
Uhhhhh
is there a version that includes the H-content with the newer content for F/SN?
There are mods
Yeah, just look up the ultimate edition. It has toggles, hi res, and everything.
Rin. Wife.
>No, Shirou, I don't mind if you run off to die in the desert, I'll just be here studying my magic
>Spends a year in London
>Immediately goes off to murder brown people in the desert
Yep, gigabased. But this is a saber thread, rinbro.
Not my King, terrible ruler, laid with the rice
i must be loyle to my capo
I'm currently working on maxing her in Fate/Grand Order. Currently, my Artoria is Lv. 118, NP3, with 2k gold Fous, bond 12, and only needs three more Fou Paws to have those maxed, 10/10/10 skills and Append 2 at Lv. 10 as well.
Last week, I platinumed Melty Blood Type Lumina with her also. Pic related.
Now and forever.
The King does not understand the hearts of human men!
Literally what did they want out of her?
Their argument was she was so perfect and pure that she couldn't understand other people, and they couldn't understand her. Which I mean, if all you want is for her to be more human, just pull off her ahoge
People don’t ever know what they really want. Fighting and discord is just in our nature.
an insult to the British people
How did you get this picture of my wife? I love swords btw don’t know if that matters
No, I fell out of love with her after a decade.
I like her improved version more now.
Cringe.
Based.
prostitute
I'm eternally mad that they made Nero the cute anime girl and Julius Cesar the fat neckbeard instead of the other way around.
Only in the original Extra where she's basically just female Gil. She was ruined in everything after with the endless dicksucking
Red Saber is better.
prostitute OF BABYLON
>DUDE MUD LMAO
It is strictly impossible for a fake to surpass the genuine article.
I love Draco
oh no
imagine getting dominated by a little girl, how shameful
thatsmyfetish.mp4
Is there anything hotter than a e-girl demon attempting to corrupt you with sex while telling you how sinful you are for enjoying her body?
God it's so good
How many version of Saber are there at this point?
There is no saber but artoria and Muhammad is her prophet
Vanilla
Alter
Lion
Lily
Lancer
Lancer Goddess
Lancer Alter
Master
Swimsuit Archer
Swimsuit Lancer Ruler
Swimsuit Alter Rider
Galactica
MHX
MHZ
MHXX
MHXA
Castoria
Castoria Berserker
Trap Artoria
Master Artoria 2
+ like a couple I might be forgetting and all the Saberfaces
>Don't ever talk to me, altered me, altered me working as a maid, big titty goddess me, big titty goddess me working her job at the casino, altered big titty goddess me, fairy magician me, me as a child, overworked space cop me, mecha overworked space cop me, altered space cop me, the modern British reincarnation of me, the French me who has nothing to do with me, the altered french me who has nothing to do with me, the altered child french me who has nothing to do with me, the altered child french me who has nothing to do with me in her Santa cosplay, the Indian me who has nothing to do with me, the Roman me who has nothing to do with me, the biblically evil Roman me who has nothing to do with me, the biblically evil Roman me who has nothing to do with me as a child, the Roman me who has nothing to do with me on her wedding day, the Japanese me who has nothing to do with me, me at the beach, fairy magician me at the beach, the French me who has nothing to do with me at the beach, the altered French me who has nothing to do with me at the beach, the Roman me who has nothing to do with me at the beach, the Japanese me who has nothing to do with me at the beach, the altered Japanese me who has nothing to do with me at the beach, the space cop me at the beach, the male historically-accurate me, my sister, my sister at the beach, my altered me's dog, my son, the altered Japanese me who has nothing to do with me at the beach's son, and ESPECIALLY not my son at the beach, EVER again
How do you respond?
Can i talk to the fairy? Shes kinda cute
You're forgetting Summer Castoria and Summer Morgan.
Why are fairies such bawds?
castoria berserker is there and morgan is a general saberface
That's a very puffy vulva.
bawd
You're forgetting Descendant.
Does she know how to pleasure a man?
A lot
I would like see how mind-frick Archer would be if he were summoned by Master Artoria
always
Yes. I love Saber. Her design is iconic and remains influential even to this day.
saber did nothing wrong
except neglect her moronic daughter
Quick, name a historical/mythical figure and what their class/np would be.
Hernando Cortez
Rider
Burning the ships -- anti-fortress NP that incinerates all "territory" that's owned by the enemy, at the cost of destroying his master's workshop.
El Cid
>class
Saber
>NP
Undying Presence, stun/debuff all enemies
NP is based on how the small army that invading his land fled after his wife led a charge with his corpse in the saddle. She later used this tactic again to flee the land when it eventually fell.
I can't forget her.
Have you ever tried?
No. Even now. I can't make myself forget it.
Even should I fall to the depths of hell, I will recall that image vividly
Lock of hair illuminated by the moonlight.
.... if I shut my eyes. Even now her image will remain in my heart.
When Shirou meets Artoria in Avalon, what do they do all day? There's nothing on the reverse side of the world except grass, dragons (who are c**ts), fairies (who are mega-c**ts), and Merlin (who is also a mega-ass c**t).
A lot of sex and sparring.
Apparently, Avalon has a very thick magic density that would kill modern human if they ever go there, so Shirou and Saber wouldn't have to worry about running out of Od.
>Apparently, Avalon has a very thick magic density that would kill modern human if they ever go there,
Uh so how is Shirou not killed?
Because he's already dead.
What would you do
As loyal as ever.
I played FGO religiously for years and saved up over 500 quarts for a 5 star, blew all of them and got jack shit, got so fed up uninstalled it and deleted all Fate related media I had, a month later met my current wife. This was 5 years ago. It can happen to you too, anon. It's never too late.
Which FSN heroine does your wife like the best? Saber, Rin, Sakura, or Illya?
If I was more into blondes, saber would probably be my waifu.
wtf
Wobbly arms man (no prep time) beats every single servant who doesn't have the ability to automatically teleport away upon receiving damage or just being able to resurrect after death.
AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
so this is the power... of the japanese education system...
>Assassin super move was blocked by Saber instinct
>Japanese kung fu doesn't trigger her instinct?
As much as I love those nip bastards there’s no denying they have a tendency to wank over themselves more than is at all reasonable
It's actually greekwank because he gets 1 hit killed by a weakened Archer after Medea dies. 99% of his power comes from Medea's buff.
>99% of his power comes from Medea's buff.
She only gave him strength and the ability to hurt servants with his fists, what makes him dangerous is his weird fighting style that catches people off guard. He even says that the moment a hero sees and experiences how he fights he would definitely lose the next time, that's why if he can't kill them instantly he's useless.
It's not that he's stronger than a servant, he has a gimmick that can take them by surprise.
i don't get it, she got railed by a teenager nip how is this that surprising
Saber...
OH NO NO NO NO NO
...
The superior Japanese teacher
I'm literally laughing my ass off
Yikes
It's so fvcking over sabertards...
I'm literally kneeling. I used to like saber but not after this scene in the VN. Holy shit...
TASUKETEEEEE JAPANESE BOY
Wobbly CHAD.
Saber.... bros.... I'm not feeling so well...
BASED BAZED BAZZZZZZZED
nice
She lost?
Don't look saber bros. I just got here and it's not pretty.
SABER BTFO BY WOBBLY
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
LMAOOOOOO
The face of a jobber
I'll never post saber again. I'm now
swordsexual.
>open thread
>see this
>cry
Being a Saber fan is so embarrassing...
NOOOOO SABER NOOOOOO AIEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO
why didn't she sidestep bros? why was she so overwhelmed by an autistic school teacher?
holy mother of god and all that is kino, saber jobbed.
As a former sabergay I must admit it's time to give up. We should move on from this jobber.
HOT DAMN
frickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickFRICKFRICKFRICK NOOOOO SABERRRRRR
The king of jobbers.
Just got here and was about to post this. Saber is finished.
HOLY SHIT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I'M GOING TO FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR
That's fricking wobbly for ya
The one image saberbros don't like anyone seeing!
it;s so over
Should have let the ginger sword moron do it instead
saberbros????
what is this expression trying to convey? what was going through her mind at that moment? fear? regret? despair? i can't help but be drawn to this. it's like a work of art.
I. CAN'T. BE. A. SABERgay. ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don't mess with YAMATO genes you dumb woman
*smacks lips* we gurls is kang's n sheee*CHOKE*GARGLE
thank you for the glizzy! *GAWK GAWK GAWK*
AIIIIIIIIIIIE THE NIHONGO KRAV MAGA! SHIROU SAMA TASUKET-ERK! *fades away*
Put me in the screencap
DUMB SABER
ayyy
>saber wouldn't stop soiling herself in front of the master. i didn't realize that servants could do such things. then again, saber is quite unique given that she has a human form.
>i love swords
[BAD END]
Thia is so sad saberbros... I can't believe she jobbed this hard.
OH NOOOOOO PFFFTHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The state
What an embarrassment.
That's it; I hate saber
IT'S SO FRICKING OVER
Why is this post generating so many (you)s
Saber is just that much of a jobber.
>HUMANS CAN'T BEAT SERVANTS, NOT POSSIBLE NUH UH
>humans btfo servants at least half a dozen times in the story
what did they mean by this
only when the human is buffed and the servant is nerfed does it ever happen. shirou only does this against a crippled berserker, who is blind, has access to none of his abilities, and he has access to archer's arm.
>shirou only does this against a crippled berserker, who is blind, has access to none of his abilities, and he has access to archer's arm.
Then you have Fate Shirou killing fricking Berserker with his second noble phantasm projection 6 times albeit with Saber's help.
Is there an explanation beside plot armor?
Reminder that Shirou's version of Saber is shit tier, all of her stats are massively nerfed it's a testament to how much base power Artoria has that she's able to do anything.
Summoned by a competent mage she couldn't job like that even if she WAS caught off guard. Though Nasu does always find a way for strong servants to job, see Gil.
>NOOOOOO I WAS HELD BACK BY MY STATS AIIIIIEEEEEEEE NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*gurgle* *snap*
According to Nasu Medeas buffs are a 10x which is dumb, and would put his strength at a C Servant level if you figure he's 3x as strong as an average human.
Apocrypha is pretty cool. It's so over-the-top and all action all the time.
Mordred and the Necromancer dude were great together.
Mordred is a fricking crazy bawd
Mordred is not a bawd.
>wears only a pair of hotpants and a tube top
>not a bawd
Not one ounce of bawd in this one
How did Agravain not know?
He knew, but he felt Saber was more king than human and did a good enough job he didn't care
Will she kill Chaos with me?
No
No. Morgan should have ruled. She managed to keep a kingdom running for 2000 years even when populated by the absolute Black folk that fairies are. Artoria lasted like what? 5 years?
You're telling me that the Welsh are 400x worse than the fae?
>Morgan should have ruled
She failed at being a hero the same way she failed at being a tyrant and a mother both in phh and in the lb. She's destined to be useless and a disappointment.
>She's destined to be useless and a disappointment.
wow she's just like me
lb morgan is very different and stronger than phh morgan
I'm sorry but foxy ladies are my Achilles' heel.
This is bananas
How much of Ibaraki's evil is because of her being evil and how much is it because she spent her life being groomed by incredibly evil people?
There was a moment when I strayed when UBW and HF were all that was talked about and she was ignored in FGO, but recently I saw the Realta Nua Avalon ending and that brought me back to the light.
>recently I saw the Realta Nua Avalon ending and that brought me back to the light.
>Ufotable only animated 15 seconds of it and kept it locked inside a museum
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
all the fate games are shit
Unlimited codes is alright imo. I like the mapo minigame.
Is mapo tofu good?
It's basically minced pork, tofu and szechuan chilies and peppercorns. You may shit fire the next day but it's totally worth it.
I swear loyalty to no oppressor.
>Not a new ip
autism
>replies keep getting posted
>number of posters doesn't change
They need a fate go fighting game. I enjoyed playing as her in melty blood. I remember in mugen someone made archer with his ubw chant.
FGO had actual bikini this year unlike Fate/Burka wars' burka event in 2022 at least. Proving Only Jap gacha and Nikke can have a bikini by BA having no actual bikini this year, only ugly shirt and one pieced swimsuit. more like Burka Archive.
Well, bikini is banned entirely from Japan since 2022 summer except for Jap gacha for being irrelevant according to Nakaido. And it is the only media in Japan which allows bikini. Anime and Jap console game got bikini banned.
anon..... You don't use Ganker X?
There is a feature that basically stated if a post is from a new ip or not.
They were all from the same IP, basically an autistic samegay.
But for what reason?
Pure autism that rival wormgays
That or it's a bot.
if we all fought in the grail war, who would come out on top. for me, it's me. i feel like i'd get the best servant and lay out the best strategy possible. none of you would stand a chance.
T. Illya
I summon Medb. I get to spend the whole grail war fricking, and the odds are very good that at least half of everyone else loses automatically against her by virtue of being male. And the other half then lose because our army of moronic simps kill them for us. So I get sex and the holy grail which means I win.
>summoning a dork
it's over for you
First, there wouldn't be enough servants, second, we don't have mana or enough of it and third, I'd win because I'm an /x/gay and I'm fairly sure I can provide a comfortable degree of mana.
what if saber was furry
Gil and Saber kissing
FGO got actual bikini this year while BA has no actual bikini and only has ugly shirts and one pieced swimsuit. Despite FGO was Fate/burqa wars in 2022 "swimsuit" event.
Proving that only Jap gacha and nikke can have bikini. Jap gacha is only Jap media which got bikinis allowed since 2022 summer for Kishida banned bikini from anime and Jap console games(and almost entirely from Japan, forcing Gender neutral long sleeved burkini as "swimsuit")
penis
I only like her in her original route. Everywhere she is just "OMG SHE LIKES EATING AM I RIGHT GOYS?????". I don't know who likes this.
why does nasu make the males far more interesting than the girls?
shiki is way more interesting than the girls other than kohaku
so is shirou
even in fricking mahoyo where aoko is the protagonist soujuurou is way cooler
Nasu makes the males far sexier too
Lancer, Archer, Gilgamesh, ALL sexier than the bland ass women, except for maybe Rider.
lancer would be GAR as frick if he didn't wear his moronic blue suit
i read that the suit is meant to be almost like he's naked, since he was depicted to be a hero during the dark ages, and barbarians fighting naked was the norm.
It's supposed to be a standin for blue body paint.
>except for maybe Rider.
Yanagi's FAT ASS Rider isn't canon, as much as I wish it was
>Shirou was 17 during fsn
>Seiba was in her mid to late 30s
>fate route was basically a woman grooming an autistic teen to pursue his suicidal dreams hard enough to reach her in her afterlife
Aoko should take some lessons from Saber
>groom
this word lost its meaning. you can't groom someone too moronic to heed advice.
Fate route was both of them fixing eachother.
Saber technically didnt age after removing the sword
I am loyal to Tohsaka's anus.
yes
i know every grail war is completely rigged and is about as fair as super smash brothers with the rewards being fake
but what would a grail war with 7 competent mages look like
especially if the summoning gacha gives everyone a mediocre servant