It's called Doduo because "duo" means 2 and there's 2 of them.

It's called Doduo because "duo" means 2 and there's 2 of them.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuh uh

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dotrio

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Called that because he has six eyes, I know it makes no sense but that is a fact.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it gets another evolution, they should call it... Dofourheado

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just one bird though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I meant it has 2 heads.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then how do you explain ninetails

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is rendered unwell (or ailed) by the fishing nets of Northern Ireland

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is rendered unwell (or ailed) by the fishing nets of Northern Ireland

      It's called Ninetales, actually. And there have been nine generations of Pokemon storytelling, so its name makes sense.

    • 8 months ago
      Santa Claus

      It has nine tails.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely blew someone's mind recently by pointing out the name scheme of

    >Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres
    >Deino, Zweilous, and Hydreigon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Deino, Zweilous, and Hydreigon
      idgi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ein, zwei, drei. German for 1, 2, 3.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MOltres
      >ZApdos
      >ARTicuno
      really makes you think...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My name isn't spelled Mozaart, dipshit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait a minute….

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I actually never noticed the legendary bird one because I played the game in French and instead the names were references to Odin, Thor and Ra (?).
      Articuno ->Articodin
      Zapdos -> Electhor
      Moltres -> Sulfura

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that seems like such a pointless change

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I dunno, the french version is strange like that sometimes.
          Like Mewtwo keeps "two" in english instead of having it in French and a bunch of other pokemons keep the same names but other times it's completely different for no reason.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            All I know from the French version is that Professor Oak was renamed to Professor Chen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres

      Could Mozart still be alive?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My first thought too

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mozart

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright smartass care to explain why this pokemon is named "krabby"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they're pretty grumpy, which is also known as being "crabby"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was named after Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants: Atlantis Squarepantis.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the one Pokemon movie that made an STD joke about Krabby

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A typo. It was supposed to be "Grabby" because of its constant sexual harassment.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ArticBlack folk
    ZapTONGUE MY
    MolANUS

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Duo = 2
    > Pic

    Illuminati confirmed.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't make sense, though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allow me to explain.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Voltorb
    >Volt
    >Orb

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is mozart still alive?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is dead. There is no way I could have survived this long.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a Diglett because it Letts you use Dig.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're called Pokemon because they're pocket digimon
    whoa...

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait... are all Doduo/Dodrio Siamese twins/triplets?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lazy names peaked at gen 1. Nothing will ever top this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Japanese names are lazier

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Per example?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My favourite example is Ghastly (Ghos) and Haunter (Ghost)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The anime ruined that entire line by giving Gastly a "body". It's supposed to be a floating unidentified face that's I assuume is Gengar trying to enter the living world.

            Now it's forever just going to be a discount Cloyster

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The anime ruined that entire line
              Anime based on existing media gets official designs sheets and you better believe the IP holders wont let you deviate from it, you didn't see any design Gamefreak/Nintendo didnt want you to see.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sandu

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ブラッキー
        Nipbros...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >barakkii(?)
          igdi

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Create a black pokemon
            >Call it blacky

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I also often call black creatures blacky so I can relate

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          BLACKY

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sleepe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I looked up the 3 birds I wasn't expecting to see Fire, Thunder, and Freezer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. Haunter's Japanese game is literally just a term for "ghost"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What do we call this thing?
        >The one with boobs for a forehead?
        >Yeah
        >I got it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >magnar is boober
          Jesus christ

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tbh Magmar's name could just as easily be romanized as Buber, people only stuck with Boober because it's funny.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zapdos = thunder
        >jolteon = thunders

        How do they even know which is which

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >evolves into dotrio
    hmmmmm anon might be on to something
    also buff tri attack

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ekans - snake
    >Arbok - kobra
    >Muk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Girafarig
      yeah, nice try GAYFREAK, that's not even an ANIMALl!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thing 1
      >thing 2
      >completely unrelated thing
      :O

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        try following the pattern and saying "Muk" backwards....

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kum is not a real word idiot

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither is Kobra

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grimer - remirg

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bagon
    >Shelgon
    >Fly- Salamence

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called Talonflame because its Talons are Inflamed

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >squirtle
    >it has a SQUIRrel like TaiL

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's litwick

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called Pidgey because it looks like a sparrow and not a Pigeon .

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was because it spoke in pidgin English

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So...
    Why are all of these okay to pokegays but "Flamigo" isn't?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who said Flamigo is okay? Also, people seem to take more of an issue with it just literally being a flamingo, rather than the name. And to be fair, at least they attempted a Spanish pun with it. It's not great, but still marginally better than something like Seel or Krabby.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Who said Flamigo is okay?
        No one?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, my bad. That was a reading comprehension failure on my part.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally being a flamingo
        Yet people like a lot of Pokemon that is literally just [Existing animal], though only if it's from Gen1. If you want an example just read this thread we are in.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >geodude
    >is just a dude who is made of geo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      where poop?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay, we've got the finished design for the Mew clone. Sort of a second Mew, if you will. Now, what to name it..?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon has the most moronic monster design and the most moronic monster names ever. Literal garbage for autistic children. Imagine playing this shit. I spit on you.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sprigatito > Primavlittlecat?

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The question that drives me mad is: how do Diglett, Dugtrio, Metapod, Poliwhirl, Kakuna... eat?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      very carefully

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      On that note, what would be the most delicious tasting pokemon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably tatsugiri or fidough

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        miltank, well done with bbq sauce

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vanilluxe.
        Alcremie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Those fricking pokemon cooking animations

        I found them oddly satisfying.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          🙁

          I'm going vegan.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cacuca is a chrysalis, those things dont eat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Diglett, Dugtrio
      Their feet also work as roots through which they absorb nutrients
      >Metapod, Kakuna
      Caterpillars digest themselves when in a cocoon
      >Poliwhirl
      It can speak, therefore it has vocal chords, therefore it has a mouth somewhere

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt charizard just called Salamander or something in Japanese?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called Sunflora because it walks on the floor

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