its crazy how?

its crazy how Ganker hates this game. its actually better than splatoon by a mile

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played either. I've a feeling that both are pretty mediocre at best

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. the industry needs to die

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        was this made by 10 students in a year?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atleast Fortnite lets you buy things individually. And their exclusive costume bundles only cost like than 20

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this shit p2p? I've gotten disconnected too many times when I shit on the other team.

          You can buy the cosmetics in those bundles separately as well.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally points to items and says “bundle exclusive” in big text, stupid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A-atleast they don't use fake currency

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least the prices are in dollars and not three levels of squeenix currency to make you feel like you're not spending so much.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >At least
          Shut the frick up you fricking moronic Black personcattle

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no u

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >$45
        >still looks like shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do environments and characters clash so much in this game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have fun when nintendo starts doing the same to their games because the buy only model will not last. Every game is becoming live service

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind GAAS games as long as they're free

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. If it sucks I just don't play it. At least there's no sunken cost im trying to recoup with my time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How far the industry has fallen to have consumers who say this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >industry collapse is when someone likes something I don't

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But nintendo
        Yeah when nintendo will do it I'll shit on that too, that doesn't change how awful the practice is and how moronic the people who support this are

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30$ game
      >bundles cost more then the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this isnt even f2p? what the frick?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      before reading replies and never having played splatoon; that looks like splatoon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the gameplay does. the hub doesnt really resemble splatoon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. the industry needs to die

      Ah.
      It's not Splatoon. It's Ninjala for college-age weebs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ninjala is F2P.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          EVEN WORSE

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How? You can play the game for free and only spend money in cosmetics if you want, with foamstars you have to pay 30 dollars to play first which makes the pay cosmetics completely bullshit, hell, dome bundles are more expensive than the hame itself.

    • 3 months ago
      YD

      and this is a paid game? lmao

      we had it good when overwatch at least had free lootboxes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >things have gotten so bad people are looking back fondly on the era of lootboxes

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Splatoon.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have to like your shitty game snoy shill

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it on pc or anything

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its crazy how Ganker hates this game. its actually better than splatoon by a mile
    Delusional Black person hands typed this

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry not a single person on x.com are talking about it most of my feed is about hell divers 2

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is just apathy which is honestly even sadder, that game doesn't have / deserve any haters. You know things are bad when even ff15 has the resident schizo defending it and this one has nobody.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy our politically charged game.

    No.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this game might be fun but it's pretty middling. Doesn't do anything better than Splatoon, which I liked 2 but didn't play much of 3. I like that it dumps you into the stupid hub after every match and makes playing again a little pain in the ass. I got pretty grossed out when I saw the cosmetics for sale and haven't played it since. Not because of a 50 dollar costume pack, but just because it's boring. Matches are short and boring.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the art direction so bad? Did they use AI to design the characters?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a huge Final Fantasy fan, seeing that it was made by Square Enix convinced me not to play it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Square Enix sure has been on a roll lately
      What other company could put out Balan Wonderland, Forspoken, and Foamstars all within a couple years?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget babylon's flop

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did forget it!
          Wow, how embarrassing. I wish I knew Japanese and could just sit in on the meetings with SE's executives just to see if they're out of touch or just fully moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget babylon's flop

        The tin foil hatter in me thinks this shit is almost intentional, that they're trying to cozy up to Sony for a potential buyout by tanking their value. Because surely they can't genuinely be this moronic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          considering most of them end up being sony exclusives there must be something fishy going on, I feel what se is doing is just making shitty games and scamming sony for that exclusivity money.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ranked match
    >two party members with no banner, title, nor icon set
    >default skin, weapon, and board

    ohhh no no no no no!!!!

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is your gameplay then homosexual?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Define "better."

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not on pc

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 thread in the past 30 hours
    >it talks about how much Ganker hates it
    Don't fall for the bait, morons. This thread was obviously made so you defend a stance that was projected ont you. It's nothing more than marketing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you actually think there are people actively given money by sony to market a game at Ganker? thats some true schizo behavior

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've been found out

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't given SE money since FF10 on the PS2 and I don't intend to start due to some troonyshit.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes a game that looks like a Splatoon knock-off for phones who would probably be some kind of F2P
    >Makes it exclusive to PS consoles
    >Starts to talk about seasons and microtransactions before the game even releases
    >Game flops
    >Snoys and troons run to defend it at all costs
    >People don't buy it
    >Game keeps lacking players, in a way that not even journos care to defend

    For how long Square Enix will keep sucking Sony's dick?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm apathetic to it. It's just more woke bullshit and I don't have the energy to "hate it". It's not worth it.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its $30 and has microtransactions that would be egregious even for an f2p game

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of them are angry tendies.
    I don't know why people who enjoy other consoles should hate foamstars, Nintendo also takes inspirations in order to do their games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weak attempt.
      The Splatoon train stopped a long while ago, your employees are trying to jump on a trend way, way too late. And it's not even nearly as good as splatoon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People who own other consoles didn't ride your train and the game is actually fun, even if it doesn't benefit from the Nintendo special treatment. It just needs more content.
        Employees? Why don't you cry again about Genshin Impact because Zelda apparently invented prairies? Why don't you b***h again about Palworld even though Pokemon copied Dragon Quest V and Megami Tensei? Why don't you cry again tears of blood about Playstation Battle Royale even though Smash Bros was a copy of the Outfoxies?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          An actual case of Tendie Derangement Syndrome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would tendies care about worse Splatoon lmao.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but since it's not on a console where the target audience is 90% children, it won't get any attention.
    That's the only reason why splatoon sold why it did. It's a mediocre as frick shooter that kids love because gimmicks like gyro aim.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Braindead anon

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Side Order in a week bros.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if only it didnt have cash grab shop

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe I'd care if it was on FRICKING PC
    Where's PC Splatoon goddamnit???

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen a single gameplay webm posted yet

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it was on PC I'd play it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't even release this garbage on EGS? Why is this company so fricking moronic

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because it's a game engineered to be 'hip' with what the corporates think modern gamers want.

    >FSR blur/artifacts out the ass
    >Playstation exclusive
    >MTX out the ass
    >Hero shooter in a genre that was about self-expression
    >Abilities locked to the heroes
    >BTW there's only 6 heroes accessible at the start in a 4v4 game
    >Design of everyone is sterile/generic as frick
    >Framerate all over the place on PS4
    >Lag, especially on the Duck mode
    >Music is actually good, surprisingly
    >Surfing feels better than Splatoon's equivalent
    >Having an actual reload button feels off
    >Everyone on your team is too moronic to free you when you get balled up
    >Game will be dead next month when it's $30.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really interesting how quiet this game has been on here as far as flops go. Nobody even cares enough to shitpost it, not even splatoongays. hell, they're probably the only ones playing it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is weird how it's hasn't gone either way. I totally expected a shitstorm here over this game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike Pokegays, Splatroons actually actively play their game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly better to let soulless slop like this die a quiet death, don't even give them slight traction as a meme.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As flashy as the game presents itself, Foamstars genuinely has barely any presence online. No commercials or ads, no marketing in general, I'm surprised Sony or Square haven't shelled out bucks for sponsored streams.
      The meddling reviews that came out has sealed the game's fate anyways, so there's no real reason to talk about it unless you actually like the gameplay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unless you actually like the gameplay.
        It sucks since I like the core gameplay, but everything else about the game (visual style, its menus, the hero setup, and atrocious voice acting and characters that never shut up...) I hate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm surprised Sony or Square haven't shelled out bucks for sponsored streams.
        They actually did but it got postponed because of network errors.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody even cares enough to shitpost it, not even splatoongays. hell, they're probably the only ones playing it.

      Foam stars has been mentioned a few times but we are unironically too busy playing the game to care about this game. We also got new season trailer and a new singleplayer DLC so we are also too busy talking about that as well.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shills are not subtle
    have a nice day

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant think of a single thing it does better than Splatoon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's got bigger and better shop you can spend your real life money to buy customization stuff

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see you playing it

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shilling Squareslop in 2024 should be punishable by gassing

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait wtf this game isn't on pc AND it isn't f2p? Jesus christ, what's the point then?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a nice contrast to see foamstars utterly fail meanwhile Helldivers 2, being a sony title, gets day 1 pc release , it is 10usd more expensive and it continues to thrive more and more everyday.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not f2p

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its actually better than splatoon
    that's not saying much

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but is it better at making my wiener hard?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's actually better than splatoon
    what makes it better?
    >UHHHHHHH IT'S NOT ON SHITENDO
    >AND UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S PLAYSTATION EXCLUSIVE
    >AND UHHHHHHHH SHUT UP TENDIE

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