>But nintendo
Yeah when nintendo will do it I'll shit on that too, that doesn't change how awful the practice is and how moronic the people who support this are
How? You can play the game for free and only spend money in cosmetics if you want, with foamstars you have to pay 30 dollars to play first which makes the pay cosmetics completely bullshit, hell, dome bundles are more expensive than the hame itself.
It is just apathy which is honestly even sadder, that game doesn't have / deserve any haters. You know things are bad when even ff15 has the resident schizo defending it and this one has nobody.
I thought this game might be fun but it's pretty middling. Doesn't do anything better than Splatoon, which I liked 2 but didn't play much of 3. I like that it dumps you into the stupid hub after every match and makes playing again a little pain in the ass. I got pretty grossed out when I saw the cosmetics for sale and haven't played it since. Not because of a 50 dollar costume pack, but just because it's boring. Matches are short and boring.
I did forget it!
Wow, how embarrassing. I wish I knew Japanese and could just sit in on the meetings with SE's executives just to see if they're out of touch or just fully moronic
The tin foil hatter in me thinks this shit is almost intentional, that they're trying to cozy up to Sony for a potential buyout by tanking their value. Because surely they can't genuinely be this moronic.
considering most of them end up being sony exclusives there must be something fishy going on, I feel what se is doing is just making shitty games and scamming sony for that exclusivity money.
>1 thread in the past 30 hours >it talks about how much Ganker hates it
Don't fall for the bait, morons. This thread was obviously made so you defend a stance that was projected ont you. It's nothing more than marketing.
>Makes a game that looks like a Splatoon knock-off for phones who would probably be some kind of F2P >Makes it exclusive to PS consoles >Starts to talk about seasons and microtransactions before the game even releases >Game flops >Snoys and troons run to defend it at all costs >People don't buy it >Game keeps lacking players, in a way that not even journos care to defend
For how long Square Enix will keep sucking Sony's dick?
A lot of them are angry tendies.
I don't know why people who enjoy other consoles should hate foamstars, Nintendo also takes inspirations in order to do their games.
Weak attempt.
The Splatoon train stopped a long while ago, your employees are trying to jump on a trend way, way too late. And it's not even nearly as good as splatoon.
People who own other consoles didn't ride your train and the game is actually fun, even if it doesn't benefit from the Nintendo special treatment. It just needs more content.
Employees? Why don't you cry again about Genshin Impact because Zelda apparently invented prairies? Why don't you b***h again about Palworld even though Pokemon copied Dragon Quest V and Megami Tensei? Why don't you cry again tears of blood about Playstation Battle Royale even though Smash Bros was a copy of the Outfoxies?
Yeah but since it's not on a console where the target audience is 90% children, it won't get any attention.
That's the only reason why splatoon sold why it did. It's a mediocre as frick shooter that kids love because gimmicks like gyro aim.
Probably because it's a game engineered to be 'hip' with what the corporates think modern gamers want.
>FSR blur/artifacts out the ass >Playstation exclusive >MTX out the ass >Hero shooter in a genre that was about self-expression >Abilities locked to the heroes >BTW there's only 6 heroes accessible at the start in a 4v4 game >Design of everyone is sterile/generic as frick >Framerate all over the place on PS4 >Lag, especially on the Duck mode >Music is actually good, surprisingly >Surfing feels better than Splatoon's equivalent >Having an actual reload button feels off >Everyone on your team is too moronic to free you when you get balled up >Game will be dead next month when it's $30.
Really interesting how quiet this game has been on here as far as flops go. Nobody even cares enough to shitpost it, not even splatoongays. hell, they're probably the only ones playing it.
As flashy as the game presents itself, Foamstars genuinely has barely any presence online. No commercials or ads, no marketing in general, I'm surprised Sony or Square haven't shelled out bucks for sponsored streams.
The meddling reviews that came out has sealed the game's fate anyways, so there's no real reason to talk about it unless you actually like the gameplay.
>unless you actually like the gameplay.
It sucks since I like the core gameplay, but everything else about the game (visual style, its menus, the hero setup, and atrocious voice acting and characters that never shut up...) I hate.
>Nobody even cares enough to shitpost it, not even splatoongays. hell, they're probably the only ones playing it.
Foam stars has been mentioned a few times but we are unironically too busy playing the game to care about this game. We also got new season trailer and a new singleplayer DLC so we are also too busy talking about that as well.
It is a nice contrast to see foamstars utterly fail meanwhile Helldivers 2, being a sony title, gets day 1 pc release , it is 10usd more expensive and it continues to thrive more and more everyday.
>it's actually better than splatoon
what makes it better? >UHHHHHHH IT'S NOT ON SHITENDO >AND UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S PLAYSTATION EXCLUSIVE >AND UHHHHHHHH SHUT UP TENDIE
Haven't played either. I've a feeling that both are pretty mediocre at best
Jesus. the industry needs to die
was this made by 10 students in a year?
Atleast Fortnite lets you buy things individually. And their exclusive costume bundles only cost like than 20
Is this shit p2p? I've gotten disconnected too many times when I shit on the other team.
You can buy the cosmetics in those bundles separately as well.
It literally points to items and says “bundle exclusive” in big text, stupid
A-atleast they don't use fake currency
At least the prices are in dollars and not three levels of squeenix currency to make you feel like you're not spending so much.
>At least
Shut the frick up you fricking moronic Black personcattle
no u
>$45
>still looks like shit
Why do environments and characters clash so much in this game
have fun when nintendo starts doing the same to their games because the buy only model will not last. Every game is becoming live service
I don't mind GAAS games as long as they're free
This. If it sucks I just don't play it. At least there's no sunken cost im trying to recoup with my time
How far the industry has fallen to have consumers who say this
>industry collapse is when someone likes something I don't
>But nintendo
Yeah when nintendo will do it I'll shit on that too, that doesn't change how awful the practice is and how moronic the people who support this are
>30$ game
>bundles cost more then the game
this isnt even f2p? what the frick?
before reading replies and never having played splatoon; that looks like splatoon
the gameplay does. the hub doesnt really resemble splatoon
Ah.
It's not Splatoon. It's Ninjala for college-age weebs.
Ninjala is F2P.
EVEN WORSE
How? You can play the game for free and only spend money in cosmetics if you want, with foamstars you have to pay 30 dollars to play first which makes the pay cosmetics completely bullshit, hell, dome bundles are more expensive than the hame itself.
and this is a paid game? lmao
we had it good when overwatch at least had free lootboxes
>things have gotten so bad people are looking back fondly on the era of lootboxes
I hate Splatoon.
I dont have to like your shitty game snoy shill
is it on pc or anything
>its crazy how Ganker hates this game. its actually better than splatoon by a mile
Delusional Black person hands typed this
sorry not a single person on x.com are talking about it most of my feed is about hell divers 2
It is just apathy which is honestly even sadder, that game doesn't have / deserve any haters. You know things are bad when even ff15 has the resident schizo defending it and this one has nobody.
>Buy our politically charged game.
No.
I thought this game might be fun but it's pretty middling. Doesn't do anything better than Splatoon, which I liked 2 but didn't play much of 3. I like that it dumps you into the stupid hub after every match and makes playing again a little pain in the ass. I got pretty grossed out when I saw the cosmetics for sale and haven't played it since. Not because of a 50 dollar costume pack, but just because it's boring. Matches are short and boring.
Why is the art direction so bad? Did they use AI to design the characters?
As a huge Final Fantasy fan, seeing that it was made by Square Enix convinced me not to play it.
Square Enix sure has been on a roll lately
What other company could put out Balan Wonderland, Forspoken, and Foamstars all within a couple years?
don't forget babylon's flop
I did forget it!
Wow, how embarrassing. I wish I knew Japanese and could just sit in on the meetings with SE's executives just to see if they're out of touch or just fully moronic
The tin foil hatter in me thinks this shit is almost intentional, that they're trying to cozy up to Sony for a potential buyout by tanking their value. Because surely they can't genuinely be this moronic.
considering most of them end up being sony exclusives there must be something fishy going on, I feel what se is doing is just making shitty games and scamming sony for that exclusivity money.
>ranked match
>two party members with no banner, title, nor icon set
>default skin, weapon, and board
ohhh no no no no no!!!!
where is your gameplay then homosexual?
Define "better."
Not on pc
>1 thread in the past 30 hours
>it talks about how much Ganker hates it
Don't fall for the bait, morons. This thread was obviously made so you defend a stance that was projected ont you. It's nothing more than marketing.
do you actually think there are people actively given money by sony to market a game at Ganker? thats some true schizo behavior
>I've been found out
I haven't given SE money since FF10 on the PS2 and I don't intend to start due to some troonyshit.
>Makes a game that looks like a Splatoon knock-off for phones who would probably be some kind of F2P
>Makes it exclusive to PS consoles
>Starts to talk about seasons and microtransactions before the game even releases
>Game flops
>Snoys and troons run to defend it at all costs
>People don't buy it
>Game keeps lacking players, in a way that not even journos care to defend
For how long Square Enix will keep sucking Sony's dick?
I'm apathetic to it. It's just more woke bullshit and I don't have the energy to "hate it". It's not worth it.
Its $30 and has microtransactions that would be egregious even for an f2p game
A lot of them are angry tendies.
I don't know why people who enjoy other consoles should hate foamstars, Nintendo also takes inspirations in order to do their games.
Weak attempt.
The Splatoon train stopped a long while ago, your employees are trying to jump on a trend way, way too late. And it's not even nearly as good as splatoon.
People who own other consoles didn't ride your train and the game is actually fun, even if it doesn't benefit from the Nintendo special treatment. It just needs more content.
Employees? Why don't you cry again about Genshin Impact because Zelda apparently invented prairies? Why don't you b***h again about Palworld even though Pokemon copied Dragon Quest V and Megami Tensei? Why don't you cry again tears of blood about Playstation Battle Royale even though Smash Bros was a copy of the Outfoxies?
An actual case of Tendie Derangement Syndrome
Why would tendies care about worse Splatoon lmao.
Yeah but since it's not on a console where the target audience is 90% children, it won't get any attention.
That's the only reason why splatoon sold why it did. It's a mediocre as frick shooter that kids love because gimmicks like gyro aim.
Braindead anon
Side Order in a week bros.
if only it didnt have cash grab shop
maybe I'd care if it was on FRICKING PC
Where's PC Splatoon goddamnit???
I haven't seen a single gameplay webm posted yet
If it was on PC I'd play it
They didn't even release this garbage on EGS? Why is this company so fricking moronic
Probably because it's a game engineered to be 'hip' with what the corporates think modern gamers want.
>FSR blur/artifacts out the ass
>Playstation exclusive
>MTX out the ass
>Hero shooter in a genre that was about self-expression
>Abilities locked to the heroes
>BTW there's only 6 heroes accessible at the start in a 4v4 game
>Design of everyone is sterile/generic as frick
>Framerate all over the place on PS4
>Lag, especially on the Duck mode
>Music is actually good, surprisingly
>Surfing feels better than Splatoon's equivalent
>Having an actual reload button feels off
>Everyone on your team is too moronic to free you when you get balled up
>Game will be dead next month when it's $30.
Really interesting how quiet this game has been on here as far as flops go. Nobody even cares enough to shitpost it, not even splatoongays. hell, they're probably the only ones playing it.
It is weird how it's hasn't gone either way. I totally expected a shitstorm here over this game.
Unlike Pokegays, Splatroons actually actively play their game.
It's honestly better to let soulless slop like this die a quiet death, don't even give them slight traction as a meme.
As flashy as the game presents itself, Foamstars genuinely has barely any presence online. No commercials or ads, no marketing in general, I'm surprised Sony or Square haven't shelled out bucks for sponsored streams.
The meddling reviews that came out has sealed the game's fate anyways, so there's no real reason to talk about it unless you actually like the gameplay.
>unless you actually like the gameplay.
It sucks since I like the core gameplay, but everything else about the game (visual style, its menus, the hero setup, and atrocious voice acting and characters that never shut up...) I hate.
>I'm surprised Sony or Square haven't shelled out bucks for sponsored streams.
They actually did but it got postponed because of network errors.
>Nobody even cares enough to shitpost it, not even splatoongays. hell, they're probably the only ones playing it.
Foam stars has been mentioned a few times but we are unironically too busy playing the game to care about this game. We also got new season trailer and a new singleplayer DLC so we are also too busy talking about that as well.
You shills are not subtle
have a nice day
I cant think of a single thing it does better than Splatoon
It's got bigger and better shop you can spend your real life money to buy customization stuff
I don't see you playing it
Shilling Squareslop in 2024 should be punishable by gassing
Wait wtf this game isn't on pc AND it isn't f2p? Jesus christ, what's the point then?
It is a nice contrast to see foamstars utterly fail meanwhile Helldivers 2, being a sony title, gets day 1 pc release , it is 10usd more expensive and it continues to thrive more and more everyday.
No it's not f2p
>its actually better than splatoon
that's not saying much
Yeah but is it better at making my wiener hard?
>it's actually better than splatoon
what makes it better?
>UHHHHHHH IT'S NOT ON SHITENDO
>AND UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S PLAYSTATION EXCLUSIVE
>AND UHHHHHHHH SHUT UP TENDIE