IT'S FRICKING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A NAME IN OLD MMOS

>choose random letters and hate how it sounds
>NAME IS TAKEN
>more random letters but turns out it means wiener and balls in spanish
>find random words on wiktionary and use a translation from another language
>start getting DMs from danish fricks because apparently your name means dick milk or some shit

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Takes me 30m on average to generate new names I like, just bee urself

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My name is never taken so I don't know the feeling.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hmm let's look a random list of, i dunno Visigoth kings
    >Roderic, sounds like the modern name but more archaic looking, good enough
    wooow so difficult
    This works for any fantasy character. OBVIOUSLY not just visigoths pick something that matches the character's aesthetic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wooow so difficult
      So which one of these unimaginative fricks are (You)?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If i was gonna use that name i wouldn't have posted it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you admit it actually IS hard to come up with good names? Because otherwise you could have posted it!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I came up with that name on the spot by doing the very process i described. It isn't difficult.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But the name is clearly taken! It's a shitty name!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All names are taken. That's how names work. Coming up with a random string of sounds isn't how normal parents name their children so why would you name your characters like that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >name your characters
                Are you even reading this thread, you fricking Zanzibart?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you wanted to name a character in an old MMO. Why the frick do you care about username?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick WOULDN'T you??

                I swear to God, you zoomies are the worst. So afraid to stand out from the crowd.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but is this a bait thread or something?
                You're so worried about standing out from the crowd, but you don't have the imagination to actually make a unique name?
                Just make a name one syllable at a time from scratch, if it sounds vaguely like a real name, type it in. If you don't like how it sounds change up the syllables. It works for me in every game, occasionally a name is taken so I just pick another. I love all the characters I make and it's genuinely not hard unless you are a completely imagination lacking frick.

                >>more random letters but turns out it means wiener and balls in spanish

                Verga Ybolas?

                >Verga Ybolas
                God I wish that was me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't have the imagination to actually make a unique name?
                Are you literally this illiterate? If even combinations of random letters are taken, how would random syllables work any better?

                I wish games/services/etc. recycled old names. Like, if someone created their account 10 years ago, but never played anything, someone else should be allowed to claim it for themselves. Or, let us use more letters, or something. The character limit for Xbox names is 12 letters (used to be 15) and it's hard as frick to come up with anything there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I'm not illiterate, I'm calling out your hyperbole. What game are you talking about that building a name out of syllables doesn't work? Seriously can you please name the game you're having an issue with, I'm genuinely curious.
                >Xbox names
                I came up with like 3 different ones (granted I only remember the last 2, which were both compound 2-word names) because I kept being banned due to not wanting to give them a cellphone number.

                Also you're posting Final Fantasy 14 and that one is insanely easy to make a unique name in, I had like 8+ different characters all with unique names, because of their First Name/Last Name scheme.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I came up with like 3 different ones
                Give me a half-passable Xbox name or two. And I bet they are already taken.

                >First Name/Last Name scheme
                True, but I'm (still) talking about usernames. For character names, being unique isn't so important, because "real names" aren't unique either. You can also easily have duplicate character names, because all of them are identified with your (unique) username anyway.

                Personally, I fricking hate the bullshit "username#1234 scheme" that many services use, and am glad that Discord moved away from it. But a lot of services still use that, especially if they have strict limits to username lengths. And I want a unique username for myself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                gollywollypoppalolly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >20 letters
                You honestly don't read any of these messages, do you?

                Then frick you. I give up. It's impossible to have a conversation like this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person.

                I gotchu.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is so easy.

                How do you people struggle with this? It's so easy.

                Last one.

                Literally all of these are already in use.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want someone to depict these as playable characters.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are they supposed to do, newbie? give you the names that are already taken

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw my name has never been taken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I don't want to post it either because people will start taking it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one would even want mine cause its gay sounding but idgaf. its just a pet name my gf (now wife) used to call me 15 years ago

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tells us the cute name your life long love gave you, anon. You’re among friends here. No one will make fun of you, I promise.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            *myname*yfaic (pronounced face)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    grow up and use numbers. Original names are stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Original names are stupid
      Why are zoomers like this? A whole fricking generation of literal NPCs.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in 25 years of gaming no one has ever taken my name

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just use random things in german

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.Arbeitslosengeldfortzahlung

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name is taken
    >add two numbers to the end
    Wow that was hard

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more random letters but turns out it means wiener and balls in spanish
    you would love to be called vergabolas, but it's also taken, cabron.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    compound word chads always stay on top

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Neverwinter MMO has this thing where multiple people can use the same name. I don't know why other MMOs don't do that.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never had this problem, but I have a good imagination. I could give you a dozen cool and unique names right now, but I won’t.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pick two random objects, and use that as a name, it works everytime.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. title + obscenity always works and alliteration is ez. SER SMEGMA, BONER KING, ERECT ESQUIRE, etc etc. This isn't even going by my standard which is just onomatopoeia of music sections or mishearings of lyrics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worked for me in 1993 and in all these years I've never seen it anywhere else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pick two random objects, and use that as a name, it works everytime.

        Thanks, I'm going with Dickmilk. My enemies will regret seeing me coming!

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>more random letters but turns out it means wiener and balls in spanish

    Verga Ybolas?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name is in japanese
    >dont actually speak any beyond basic kana knowledge and like a couple words
    its kind of embarassing actually but im too lazy

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of my names are always random letters that sound cool.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My username is never taken, lol
    Acquire some imagination

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >double digit IQ problems
    Never had an issue picking a lore accurate or lore adjacent name for any character I ever played in any game. Acquire proper education.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, look up name meanings and pick one that fits

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Blizzard used to free up names in WoW from inactive accounts if you made a ticket asking them about it, but now they have a moronic automated system that doesn't work so inactive names are basically never freed up for use anymore.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that shit is exactly what's happening with internet domains. nearly every single passable name is already registered by a ~~*domainer*~~, and if you want it, you have to fork out a small fortune. it's disgusting.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Discord changes naming system so that no one can have the same name
    >Secure my extremely basic name out of sheer luck
    >To this day am now bombarded by Hundreds of Friend Requests by fricking morons just "checking" if the name is available
    Awesome

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so easy.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you people struggle with this? It's so easy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last one.

      All of these are actually taken already, if you use the real namechecker: https://social.xbox.com/changegamertag

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aww a waffle enjoyer

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last one.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spam keyboard
    >name taken
    NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play MMOs so I don't have this problem

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually just do randomize then add or remove a few characters until I get something good.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just call myself Name Taken 2.

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