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Comfy. I prefer Bepsi to coke as well.
Bro, clean your fricking house.
i tried cleaning my apartment but its hard to find the motivation
Mr Feast?
That's disgusting
How can someone live like this? Depression?
Diogene syndrome.
Holy fricking hell that is so nasty. I wouldn't go anywhere near that place. My FIRST JOB inside a factory (American btw) where I was covered in chicken blood and guts all the way up to my neck doing sanitation. That shit was cleaner than that apartment. I'm not even fricking with you.
Sad thing is this isn't even that bad yet. There' still so much open space to be filled with garbage in the coming years. You could clean that all up with a roll of garbage bags and a couple hours.
Get tested for depression
pay someone to clean your house
This is shocking people? This site has gone full homosexual.
Here's a better, classic example:
This is the cleanest mess I've ever seen. After party? Surfaces are too clean. I've lived with real slobs and this shit isn't the same. Unless they only moved in.
holy heckin zoikerinos (put me in the screenshot btw ;))
Get a girlfriend. Not to clean it but she’ll make you wanna clean it.
>just get a gf bro
This is the most pathetic image I've ever seen.
>Don't be a landwhale
Even landwhales can easily get boyfriends.
It's sad that autists think women actually value virtues such as being buff or having a good job. They are morons who only value whatever makes them feel emotions strongest. They need to be enslaved, no joke, no irony.
Women are instinctively driven to seek out mates who can protect and provide for them. A rich, strong, confident Alpha is better than a skinny, insecure beta without a job.
I am rich, I am attractive, and I am smart. I have literally gotten women approaching me in public, but they walk away when they realize you're autistic.
>It's sad that autists think women actually value virtues such as being buff
Low IQ ones do.
>having a good job
High IQ ones do.
>I am smart
They don't like that. Women like dumb men.
Yes, they like dumbass negrified normalgays who make them feel the ooga booga sexy times. It's all so tiresome.
I dunno you’re selling the stupid, maybe it’s the whole chad thing.
>I dunno you’re selling the stupid
What did he mean by this?
Imagine playing video games when you could be having actual fun out there bro, I don't understand introverts. also this post is literally a lie made by incels. It's not really hard to get a gf, you just have to talk to women, you dumb frickin chuds. Pathetic thread.
That's not what's fun to us, most of us have been to parties and just plain didn't like it, just like you don't have fun doing things like reading
why are you bullying us?
>taking a selfie of yourself in a bar
>alone
you aren't fooling anyone lmao
I'm fine posting my face here, but not my friends. I know, I know. Have sex.
>Manlet
>Asian
>Angery
>Probably went to college
>haven't done a single day of hard labor in his life
>Is larping on a mongolian underwater ass singing emporium
>H-habe segs
The only way you could be more cliché could only be you only wanting white women and having strangely positive view on the ccp.
Hey Chang get off of V and enjoy your night out.
That’s a frat house not a bar. I recognize it. I know where chang is.
I don't enjoy other people, simple as
Ching chong chang
SSRI/Xanax goyslop face. What the frick is wrong with zoomers, seriously? They all look like this.
I genuinely dont have fun going out. Why should I do it? Im happy staying at home playing video games. I dont get the appeal of nightclubs, bars or whatever unless you are literally trying to get laid
what frat is that
Is this the zoomers attempt at the “me and my b***h” copy pasta? Whatever I’ll shill it. Saved and copies anon
>It's not really hard to get a gf, you just have to talk to women
This is true. As long as you ask a girl out who already seems friendly to you and is in your league, she's likely to say yes to dating. This is something that boggles the Ganker mind.
>As long as you ask a girl out
you see, here's the problem
8/10 bait
You are the next roger elliot
You're the most normal person here, what do you play? I'm curious.
incel
Ok Troon.
Woman
>pussy is my only motivation
Grim.
surprisingly not bad. just pick up everything and throw it into the trash. takes less than 5 mins
brother turn on some music and take 20 minutes to throw the trash away. please dont let it get any worse you're going to sink even further mentally
This is TRULY not gross. Just very disorganized + surfaces full of stuff that hasn't been dealt with yet.
There's no mould, surfaces are clean, no mysterious stains that have cooked into the walls, no multiple trashbags full of rotting shit everywhere
The worst offender is the fridge.
Other than that, you can clean this place in literally < 15 minutes. You guys are pussies.
I agree. Fifteen minutes here fifteen minutes there the place will look brand new
Is that the Ganker meme blue drink?
My apartment looks way worse than this, I have to step over old bottles when I waddle over from my bed to my toilet. Fridge isn't even that bad.
If there aren't any bugs or mold then meh.
Also that place is huge, how do you get the money for that?
>Also that place is huge, how do you get the money for that?
This is 100% a trust fund baby. Living in a luxurious home and never learned how to grow up.
Damn I wish I could neet like that. My apt was in its cleanest state during covid since I'd take a break to clean shit up every so often but coming home from work and having to sort everything out every day just sucks balls and it's not like I have anyone over ever so eh. I also live in JP where it's a pain in the ass to sort all the garbage and rinse out the plastic bottles and remove the lids and labels and shit all the the time. Can't wait for my new job so I can finally leave this place and its tiny cuckshed rooms.
Not that bad, just throw all that trash out. I don't even see any piss bottles
let me guess annoying family that bothers you while gaming?
Got it in one
You must not have anybody over twice in a row if at all. A normal person would not be able to stand the smell.
>You must not have anybody over twice in a row if at all
What an odd thing to say.
Weird, you can tell it's clean on the surface, it's just that there's a lot of shit all over the place. It's almost like whoever did this make it seem this way on purpose.
I just threw up a little.
at least your sink isnt full
fricking homosexual roommates never washing dishes
I happily put up with mom's nagging so I don't have to deal with roommates or apartment complex neighbors. People deserve death for the kind of obnoxious shit they make others put up with.
>oh boy 2AM time to slam my front door 40 fricking times in a row and blast music in the parking lot
Looks like they have a kid. If the shit I see isn't because of a kid, op is a giant gay and should clean up.
Post hand
For me it's Fiji.
Dish of a 8 year old
Overrated af
For me it's sparkling water
b8sed
This dude actually is someones "lil bro" eating that.
Do people really chew giant pieces of jalapenos like this?
Peepers are good for you. Spicy foods in general are good for you.
yeah, why not?
They aren't jalapeños. They are mild sweet peppers.
They're bell peppers
why are you playing the "definitve edition" that's disgusting
Dude's a console gay who stupidly didn't buy the older versions before they were delisted.
the older versions dont exist on the new consoles anyway, those are the mobile phone ports. there was an emulated ps3 version long ago, but thats also been delisted i think
Wrong, the ps4 had the emulated PS2 versions until they were removed when the shitty remasters came out
Someone told me to put tea bags in Sprite. I did. It's actually not bad.
Ok Prometheus you got me there. I'll give it a try.
Americans are pig disgusting
true, why don't they just eat lentils and unseasoned boiled chicken like us europoors
unlike us, at least they're white though lol
who is? america has more white people by quantity which is all that matters when your country looks like this
Can you sincerely play this game after blm?
But I'll bait, I'm from Switzerland, what now bunkergay?
every white country is being overtaken by shitskins moron, don't ignore reality
>unseasoned
Found the Black person!!!
But you can't play and eat at the same time, that's an action game. Maybe you can with an RPG or card game but SA? It's gaming time after you finish your dinner.
Actually playing the remastered version
This. Thread was ruined by OP before it even took off and most people don't even realize it.
>Series S
Black person/White Trash spotted
do americans really eat an entire bowl of melted cheese?
Jealous?
A little
that's not cheese, it's nacho sauce
the difference is subtle, to be sure
Eurogays don't know what they're missing.
>Heart disease and clogged arteries
>Taking the electric scooter to the supermarket
>Dying from pancreatic cancer
The one good thing about america is that they produce laughably pathetic neanderthals.
The UK has higher obesity rates per capita than the US.
>he thinks I'm a britbong because I know english and his tiny american brain can't comprehend most europeans can speak 2 to 3 languages at minimum
England is a European country, moronic thirdie.
>I know english
And yet you fail at basic reading comprehension.
this dude doesn't even know about geology
Probably thinks Switzerland, Norway, Iceland and Liechtenstein aren't in Europe.
What does the eu have to do with being located on the european continent?
lmao non americans are so dumb
So you think every African immigrant fresh of the boat is European, because their geo location?
England is in Europe, but is not European anymore, they're an immigrant.
>England is in Europe, but is not European anymore
UK and France are African colonies.
>Let me tell you about your country
Ah, usa... shit the /misc/ memes are right.
I’ve been to both multiple times. Paris and London a certainly African and Middle East colonies.
T. Vancouver person (Chinese colony)
>London and Paris are countries
Come on now, don't be silly. Bongs and gayuettes get memed on because they're the only yuros that don't bend the knee to us alphabet orgs, that's all, Sweden and Germany are in a much dire situation but since they swallow the great Satan balls no one care.
Yeah I know about Vancouver, chinks are better than jeets at list, Trudeau have to go at some point.
>t. actual smug mountain israeliteBlack person
Wait, really?
This is just wrong, America is the most obese country that isn't one of those small Pacific islands.
*laugh in raclette*
*laugh in fondue*
Ah, americans...
It's dip, it's not eaten just by itself. We are fat but not THAT fat.
>eating something with something else makes you less fat than eating it alone
This is what I like to call "lardgic".
I am definitely that fat.
ive known people that eat the leftover dipping sauce after, pretty insane to watch
That's why they're called cheese fries
remove that crappy redbull and make it 4 slices with ice cold water then we'll talk
Ice cold whole milk you mean
>pizza for subhumans
>Single banana pepper on shitty looking pizza
Cringe
>portillos
where in Illinois are you?
This whole state is shit and portillo's and, chicago food as a whole, are fricking shit. There are literally no redeeming factors to this hellhole. Kill me.
We actually got a portillo down in here Tucson not too long ago, it's pretty good I like their polish dogs
>Tucson
I went down there to buy a car to flip, it's an absolute shithole and shady as frick at night.
Yeah you're not wrong lol, but like most cities the further away from the down town college area you get the nicer it gets, plus theres a lot of good Mexican food. Also if you went to South Tucson you were in the shittiest part of town.
>where in Illinois are you?
Portillos expanded beyond Illinois, and is sort of around the Midwest in general
I really like Portillos, but you can get some better Italian Beef places in Illinois. Don't really get those options outside of Illinois that much.
Oh no. Where will you ever get your soggy bread or tomato on a hot dog? Give me a break.
>all foods taste the same no matter the restaurant
ok anon
Portillo's is garbage. Don't act like dipping the whole damn sandwich in "gravy" isn't done by every damn Italian beef joint on earth. It's disgusting, like all other chicago food.
They don't all taste the same though.
So what? They're all soggy disgraces, just like you.
You feel pretty strongly about Italian Beefs I gotta say
I felt your mama's italian beef flaps pretty strongly last night. And, just like her, portillo's is way too expensive for what you're getting.
Well thanks for giving her a good time then
Hopefully it was as tasty as actual Italian Beefs
Huge mistake sharing a TV with the wife and kids imo
You're never going to get a good gaming session unless you have a study with a door you can close.
I have an office with a door and I still never get good gaming sessions the way I used to. Playing games all evening while I was single was awesome. Being lonely every evening was not.
>Xbox Series S
ick on eck guy turned me gay for fat americans
>jalapenos
my homie
crinkle-cut fries are the worst type of fries
they have that school lunch feel to them and work when you want to feel like you just stuffed 1000 calories of carbs into your mouth
naw, that's waffle fries
they're called chips you mank twat
ill kick ur fookin teef in u dog
the joke is that you posted Karl Dilkington
I'm not him I just wanted to say ill kick your teeth in
eating while gaming sounds very uncomfy, and messy
Do Americans really?
>defecation edition
I shidded in your hotdog and you didn't even notice.
Holy yankshart
aw man now i'm gonna have to order a cheesesteak for dinner
Serious question: Do people actually consume this sloppa?
Yurops seething since this is more food than they have in their house at any given time.
It’s an Italian beef. Thirds are sweet peppers you yards. They’re maybe Giardiniera under them that is hot. God why did I leave. All I can get here is a shitty cheese steak with hot peppers and try to pretend it’s a beef.
>NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THIS SANDWICH WITH THIN SLICED BEEF CHEESE AND PEPPERS IS DIFFERENT THAN THIS OTHER SANDWICH WITH THIN SLICED BEEF CHEESE AND PEPPERS
NTA but when you eat them you'll understand. Dipped Italian beef with peppers and giardinara is SSS tier sandwich.
Ready for a long night of gaming
I don't know where to start with this one. Didn't know it was possible for glizzies to look anemic.
that’s the saddest fricking christmas tree I’ve ever seen in my life. it looks like it wants to kill itself
Skilletbros WW@?
Looks like a bunch of greasy fried bread.
something about portillos relish tastes like chlorophyll I hate it
Pepsi gross. Chicago dog gross. Replace with coke and chili dog. Miss me with that Yankee slop.
>gta definitive
bros, just had five guys for the second time…
WHY THE FRICK DO THEY SERVE SO MANY FRICKING FRIES?
potatoes are cheap
Pepsi for TV games!
>install this on my n3ds via emulator
>the music while ingame doesnt play
>GTA Definitive Edition
fat
>tfw I love cola pop but I make kidney stones
I could use a Pepsi right about now.
Try the diet/zero sugar kind. It's not bad once you get used to it
Finally I got enough energy to last the night.
The number 666 appear on the monster can because the israelites are children of Satan. This reality belongs to them. The goyim are like slaves for the israelites. If a israelite knocks on your door and demands a private visit with your 3 year old child, you must ask if he would also like your wife. You'll be sent to hell for 10,000 eternities if you interfere with a israelite. The israeli orgasm is priority for the goyim. The only way to out of our domain is to sell your house and donate 99% of each paycheck to Israel. Satan will notice your efforts and smile upon you.
dessert of the gods
That looks so good.
>the mcondalds of italian food
>warm pepsi in fricking plastic
>pajeet port of san andreas
You have shit fricking taste. Your order even sucks. If I'm going there it's an onion ring with cheese, a double bacon cheeseburger and a maxwell polish, frick bro I don't even think that sandwich is dipped. Honestly frick you OP and frick your fricking night. It's even a fake tree.
holee freekeen shizzerino, is that picrel of a grinch in a mask holding a gun?
>I'm getting more of a seared bite
Is that a dogs butthole?
wtf no! it's one of those beyond meat burgers
yes
thats what dog butthole looks like?
>want to join in on the thread and go get some slop to post and eat
>have to spend at least 30 minutes getting something and it's already 8 PM
Looks like I missed the boat on this one boys and I have nothing appealing on hand. Frick.
Are you implying you're a registered sex offender and you have to abide by a curfew?
looks tasty
looks good
Is that portillos? My Black person.
>baby shark
Is that for you or the kid(s) or both?
> pepsi, not coke
die
>not drinking freeway coler from lidl
>Series S
Yes i plays ntr game and idolize buck broken man, how can you tell?
has goofyman cosplay gone too far?
What's that on your hot dog? Gyalapenoh pappers?
>definitive version
>eat like shit
>barely eat veggies
>slightly high blood pressure
can I recover from high blood pressure and its symptoms if I start eating good?
at least I'm """only""" 20kg overweight and I do exercise everyday
>Ganker spends years shitting on bad remasters
>everyone just buys them anyway because they can't stop consooming
I hate seeing Internet "people" play with food and waste it. I know it's trauma from growing up in a failed post-communist country, but still.
i'm sorry vlad
i too hate throwing out food and will try my best to eat what i have
good edible food in the thrash just makes me sad and feel bad
It's alright Jack, I know people won't ever appreciate what they got until they lose it
i miss eating portillo's but not being a fatass is more important to me, enjoy it for me anonymous...
>shitty quality portillos
thank god a loser like you dosen't live near the one I go to.
the two near me both took a huge fricking nose dive with quality a few years ago, in terms of food but also especially service, like they have the dumbest and most inattentive staff I've ever seen
It's funny to me that you subhuman hispanics consume goyslop soda and food so readily. You're killing yourselves.
What the frick is a portillo? Frick off, you moronic shitskins.
>just cleaned my entire apartment today
>usually only do one area at a time
>did all areas in one day
feelsgoodman
goyslop thread
anyone else eating healthy?
I have a ton of dried fruit I eat as snacks, I got dried pineapple, mango, oranges, papayas, goji berries, cranberries, all dried, I had some apple chips, but I already ate all of those, oh and I also have plantain chips
hell yeah
Bro take it out of the can you're gonna get tetanus
warning:
G A M E R
>Depressing super cheap meal
>Plain white rice
>Canned tuna
>Hot tea
Good god, cupped ramen would be better, maybe not as healthy because of the sodium but it'd be less depressing looking.
>mercury poisoning is healthy
>canned tuna
Lean bulk baby.
Yes but I hate frozen veggies.
Fresh salads, brussels sprouts and broccoli are my jam.
Portillos is so goddamned good, I went so long without a good Italian Beef place after moving
After I eat this light snack, it'll be time for vidya and a six hour edging session to e-girl incest hentai.
I live as few men dare to dream.
YOLO
>heart attack posting
Those are the sorriest looking onion rings I've ever seen.
You a fellow Arizona bro? Your apartment looks Tucson as hell.
not op But I live in Florence AZ. Move here less than two years ago from nj. Thank God it's cool now
>NE to SW
Helluva transport.
Nice. I worked with a farmer's coop up there to learn about crops awhile ago.
NE to rural AZ is a big trip for you. Hope you enjoy it.
Clean your house homie
stop recommending the sugar free variants of soda
the sugar free and diet variants of sodas are even worse than the ordinary sugar ones because they just replace the sugar with even more of that fructose corn syrup garbage
>fructose corn syrup garbage
You are a fricking moron. That is specifically what zero sugar drinkers are trying to avoid.
>but muh fake sugars cause inflamation or some dumb shit!
Cope and seethe.
all sodas contain the fructose because it's an artificial sweetener that's used to give the sweet taste
when the normal sugar is removed, more of the syrup needs to be added to maintain the sweet taste
when your body consumes the fructose, it gets converted into sugar in your bloodstream which spikes your blood sugar levels
the only sodas that don't use the corn syrup are if you drink soda that uses cane sugar as a replacement for the usual sugar and fructose
You might not be from the US. Here, soda doesn't have actual sugar, it has high fructose corn syrup by default. Zero sugars are therefore an actual good alternative.
You're a fricking moron.
Aspartame is literal poison.
The solution is to drink water and black coffee for caffeine. I don't care if you poison yourself because you're a stupid frick but don't go shilling your poison on here to sugar addicted fat fricks. Have some god damned self control not everything needs to be sweetened.
>drink water and black coffee
I drink blackwater coffee and knock two bird out with one stone.
You mean an americano?
to be fair, I'm a burger so coffee really IS just black water
Do you brew your own?
I'll be alive as long as depression doesn't take me over, but things are good in college and life so far (4.0 and I like to learn, unlike Highschool).
>Aspartame is literal poison.
Please explain exactly how it "poisons" you, you alarmist dipshit.
Not him, but there are studies proving that sugar supplements (such as aspartame) links to brain cancer or some type of cancer.
Are you vaxed?
Yeah I took the one-shot one years ago so I could work, not going to take boosters though.
And you have the audacity to tell me about aspartame cancer? You're a fricking lab rat moron who deserves his incoming death/sterility.
You have no right to claim pureblood status if you ingest aspartame.
AHAHAHAHAHA DIE YOUNG VAXIE DIPSHIT AHAHAHA THE HUBRIS AND AUDACITY OF THIS moron GIVING HEALTH ADVICE
K schizo.
I'd tell you to have a nice day, but you already did.
It's now being classified as a carcinogenic and has the ability to kill insects.
Keep drinking it and dunking on the "alarmists" though you corporate wiener sucking homosexual. If they put it in a plastic bottle it must be safe, right?
Are you vaxed?
I took every jab, literally every single jab available, and drink a gallon of diet pepsi, have done so daily for over 20 years. Possess a sharp, academic mind that shows no signs of slowing down and a clean bill of health.
Forgot to add I also support Israel.
Simple question, bro. Are you vaxed?
You are so fricking stupid, of course I won't take mrna. I also won't eat seed oils or any of the other garbage they put in food. Give your head a shake you sweetener addicted moron. I bet you also eat fast food daily and you think its perfectly okay. No wonder they call anti vaxxers schizos when morons like you are around.
I drink soda once or twice a week when I need caffeine because coffee and tea disagree with my bladder. I cook all of my meals and have not eaten fast food in over two years. Stop being a judgmental prick constantly.
the best fast food fries are from checkers
i'm balding and ugly
post your face
You're definitely not ugly but you are balding just trim your hair down that's all
go completely bald and wear suits
>Portillos
Lucky bastard
who the frick can eat all that shit while playing games? I understand if u are watching a movie or something but playing vidya and eating always seemed moronic
I don't unless it's finger food that doesn't make a mess.
Italian Beefs are 100% not finger food, too much juice that you're going to get on things.
This is why I can’t buy used anything. I wash my hands like 20 times a day minimum.
>I wash my hands like 20 times a day minimum.
This is probably bait, but you might want to get checked for OCD.
>eating healthy and cooking my own meals
>started making a bunch of thai shit recently that tastes amazing and is full of veg/chicken/seafood
>get absolutely blitzed on wine/beer every night so i'm still gaining weight
gotta start hittin the gym to counter my alcohol
wagmi
some of us more than others
Thank God we have the Steam Deck now
Is that a Nitro? Does it run well? I just got one during cyber monday, haven't used it yet.
Are you american?
I'm having dominos tonight 🙂
I've been really enjoying these homemade iced mochas, it tastes quite similar to Starbucks and stuff, but it's 10x cheaper. I literally just mix an overly generous ammount of chocolate milk and a bit of coffee, then add a few ice cubes, and I'm done! It's pretty nice, and a change of pace too.
You can literally buy pre-mixed iced coffee in a carton, it's already made and cold. You just have to pour it into a glass of ice and there you go. I guess if you're a massive fatass you could just drink it straight out of the carton like a savage. They sell these at just about any grocery store with the cold coffee/creamer.
>Ganker thread on Ganker
These are always so comfy and you can see how everyone on Ganker eats like crap, kek.
>don t drink sugar
>instead drink aspartame
Stupid goy fell for zero meme
for me its a good crawfish boil. sucking the head, pinching the tail, getting all the juice & meat.
Darkie food.
wake up sleepyhead, its gaming time!
>all this fast food sloppa
Do any of you Blacks know how to cook?
No pic but i got the following for dinner:
>2 mcdoubles
>2 mcchickens
>combine them to two ultimate burgers
>large sprite and 2 large fries
>26 mcnuggies with bbq sauce
>mcflurry and 2 apple pies
all from doordash too
I hope you're joking. If not that's sad dude.
Bros I’ve recently started living alone (couple of months). I feel like my diet has been pretty trash. I’ve tried to make sure I have fruit to supplement myself, but I’m sure that alone isn’t the best. The main issue is that cooking veggies while cooking other stuff is a real pain. Should I get an air fryer or something like that?
Make salad.
Put meat in oven.
Pour glass of water.
Done
If you are a beginner cook, start with chicken and rice. Salt the water while boiling the rice. Fry your chicken with oil or butter, whichever you like more. Use paprika and caynne on chicken. Cook it crisp.
Frick you all. Now I want to eat some sloppa.
>tfw quit goyslop and alcohol
>lost 44 pounds within 4 months
>Still miserable
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LFG
>dessert is garbage
I hope you die a slow and painful death