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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    still have to get through that September drudgery

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wake me up when September ends

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > its almost Halloween
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 months is "almost"?, that's 1/6 a year Anon.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When pc release, konami doesn't want money?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys not have phones?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Sony get exclusive rights because of Requiem or something?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discuss

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dhampir swagger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the dicks he took up the ass that makes him walk like that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is his face brown?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To stand apart from his hair
        Especially considering cv faces are featureless and look better for it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just skiing with invisible skis, you dolt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on my way to be fricked in the ass!

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played LoI, I guess this is the year.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really enjoyed it. It's kinda like Mega Man in the sense that you can choose where to proceed next.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The way your first spell creates a trail behind you that causes damage to enemies who walk into it is really cool

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The way your first spell creates a trail behind you that causes damage to enemies who walk into it is really cool

        Sounds like a good time, I'll play it on Halloween.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time for your yearly period?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for gay buttsex?
    already?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup now bend over

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to play through both collections on steam in October

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I play Aria of Sorrow or Metroid Fusion for Halloween?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fusion is spookier, but aria is a better game, if I have to choose I'd go for Fusion because I haven't played it in years.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolute kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are Eric and John Belmont lol?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eric Lecarde and John Morris. It is slightly false advertising but forgivable.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It'd be if they werent alive in the game

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If wouldn't be if they were undead. I mean it could also be interpreted as if they were exhumed and resurrected.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, I just downloaded Portrait of Ruin for another playthrough, went to Ganker, and saw this thread.
    desmume or melonds?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick desmume, play on melon

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or is the hilt askew at the top of the hand?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alucard's weapons are probably all fricked after killing 10000 or so monsters with them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and shoving the hilt up his ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alucard's weapons are probably all fricked after killing 10000 or so monsters with them.

      I mean there's a number of problems with the way the sword is depicted, but it's just because it's Kojima's style.
      >One-handed weapon in game but the hilt is far too long for a one handed sword
      >Belonged to his mother from the 15th century but the blade is so long and narrow it resembles a mid-to-late 16th century sidesword or even a rapier
      >If it were a rapier that'd explain the tiny pommel but without a complex guard it still wouldn't counterbalance properly
      Overall it could be a very loose interpretation of an Oakshott Type 19 but it's just that Kojima wasn't fussed about it making sense.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some castlevania game
    >luigi's mansion 3
    >SMT 2
    >Blood
    >Hellknight
    >Yume Nikki 3D
    those are my halloween games for this year

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's
      >bloodborne
      >alien: isolation
      >FEAR
      >slender: the arrival
      >blair witch walking simulator

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty solid barring the last two anon.
        Alien isolation is the one game I'll never replay since it's literally to fricking scary and stressful but it's probably one of the most visually impressive and well optimised game's ever made.
        Nice picks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Halloween im planning to do fatal frame 1&2, and the Evil Withing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which metroid is good for Halloween? I've only played the snes game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid spooky mission

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dread.

          Thanks

          2D Metroid have a sci-fi horror feel to them so all of them.

          What's the best one besides super metroid? I practically ignored that series in favor of castlevania.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Play Zero mission, Samus returns, Super, Fusion, and Dread if you want to play them chronologically. If you don't then play them by release date.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The 2D Metroid games are all great

              Well looks like I'm starting the series with zero mission in Halloween. Thanks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hope you like them anon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The 2D Metroid games are all great

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dread.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        2D Metroid have a sci-fi horror feel to them so all of them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got a bunch of horror themed games on a Halloween sale 2 years ago and didn't play any of them. But I'll definetly play Darkwood this time

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long is SMT Synchronicity? I want to play it from start to finish on Halloween but I've never played it before.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is by the studio that did Luna nights and record of lodoss, should be super short, you could start and finish all those 3 games on a single day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So around four hours a game?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, give or take.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can only play one game that day, so I'm going with synchronicity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you get that b***h? Translated?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry for the late reply, but I found it on the wikia on the external link. It even has an english patch. While I've never played the whole game I have played the start and the english patch seems to work fine.
        https://megamitensei.fandom . com/wiki/Shin_Megami_Tensei:_Synchronicity_Prologue.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, thanks. I think I started it a long time ago and dropped it because of the moonrunes. I'm sure I wouldn't be missing much without the story, but I may as well see what's up with it if it's possible.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glad to help anon.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to replay Lords of Shadow, but I never 110% every level of every chapter and it's gnawing at me.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably replay Amnesia the Bunker and Kaerimichi again.
    Atmospheric spooks, rather than just loud noises.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is bloodstained: Ritual of the Night any good?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you like the IGAvania games then yes. You should also try the Curse of the Moon games as well.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like mostly those ones if I can frick around with a variety of weapons/spells

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh then it's perfect for you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It bothers me that Bloodstained gives katanas a bazillion skills but then other weapons get one or two at most

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is ok, 7/10 for me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's honestly not great, everything it does well is done better by one of the mainline castlevanias. there's a lot of minor annoyances and shitty design choices that pile up to make the game just not great.
      >soul required for progression is locked behind killing a random ass enemy that's easily missed
      >you get another soul from a boss not much later that serves the same exact purpose but better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than all of the igavania's but people will pretend it isn't because it's graphics aren't as good and the music doesn't match the general quality of SotNs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Curse of the Moon is a lot better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright. Relies too heavily on ideas from CV rather than its own, art direction is pretty poor.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Desperately wish in an alternate universe we got a direct sequel to SotN

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We would have as it was the 3D project Iga proposed back when Konami wanted a new entry but they went with Lords of Shadow instead. Bad timeline.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Halloween means I get to play le spooky games because some youtuber does it for muh atmosphere!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How young are you that you can't get a feel for October by just smelling the air outside?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i'm enjoying halloween because of some guy on youtube. have a nice day wojak homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you watch Christmas movies in Summer?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christmas in July motherfricker

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          israelite psyop

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        movies are not the same as games. Playing a game during a season doesn't change the enjoyment of it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically, I do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this and I will play le spoopy geimus in halloween night you like it or not

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, you guys really are miserable huh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn anon.... You should probably socialize irl if you think youtubers started this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm glad i don't know people like you irl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      god shut the frick up anon, spooky chads get literally one month before Christmas is rammed up your butthole

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so i recently got a 4k tv. can i somehow play this in 4k and it looks better or nah?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      use retroarch and shaders like

      just beat portrait of ruin at 896% can't be arsed to 1000% it which would require doing a handful of the dumb quests, which is a shame as I've been working on getting map complete saves on all the gba and ds castlevanias on my flashcarts. On the bright side I started order of ecclesia which is by far the best igavania all around. I'm simultaneously playing through sotn on my pc

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean pseudo crt shit?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          as oppose to raw pixels on a 4k screen?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the OP image from? This is someone's pfp on Sanctioned Suicide.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you are a moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How insightful. You are useless homosexual, probably a troony too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have actual moron level iq, holy shit.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just beat portrait of ruin at 896% can't be arsed to 1000% it which would require doing a handful of the dumb quests, which is a shame as I've been working on getting map complete saves on all the gba and ds castlevanias on my flashcarts. On the bright side I started order of ecclesia which is by far the best igavania all around. I'm simultaneously playing through sotn on my pc

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got OoE day one and kinda just fizzled out on it. What about it draws you in? I think I may have actually gotten lost lol. That was the last IGAvania wasn't it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good balance of old and new, lots of people overlook simple mechanics like the glyph sleeve and unions and get filtered thinking they have to menu to change weapons, which the game does ask you constantly change glyphs for different enemy types, but makes it easy to do so. All the maps are fun to explore, it has the secret half the game doesn't unlock unless you do such and such but it's even better here than symphony of the night. You can kill bosses without getting hit and get medals for it, it's the coolest package of a castlevania game there ever was.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm saving my replay of SOTN for October.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOTN on steam when

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking pleb.
      Play it on PSX emu.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sotn has been playable for years, if anything there needs to be a proper way to play rondo, psp emulation doesn't work and while there's a wii ware version that does it's barebones and inferior to the collection on PS4.
      >in b4 "pc engine emulation"
      doesn't work and is a pain in the ass to setup for one single game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >psp emulation doesn't work
        >in b4 "pc engine emulation"
        >doesn't work and is a pain in the ass to setup for one single game
        what the frick are you talking about

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OoE sucked for me due to how the water movement was
    Also a few of the bosses really seemed by by design like the crab, the centaur dude in the castle too

    I didn't even find it hard. I found CotM way harder but it was my first game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cotm is ridiculous inbalanced unless you abuse summons, everything scaling off str is also awful.

      Magician, shooter and thief mode have some painful ass start.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found it fairly basic in terms of difficulty outside of understanding that you sometimes need to run instead of just walking
        I dod remember the clocktower being a b***h tho which was fun
        Even the Arena wasn't hard really. It's just not a hard game, just not easy like the majority of the other Igavanias

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big issue is how game explain frick all and everything being random drop make certain parts more difficult than should be.

          Also no recover post boss.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As I've said in the recent Castlevania threads, there's a Portrait of Ruin hack called Rondo of Ruin where you play as Richter and Maria and navigate new maps with a new plot. It's essentially a new game entirely and is rebalanced to be challenging. Some might say too challenging, but I feel like Castlevania fans are generally seeking difficulty. In addition, if you be been out of the loop for a while, Aria of Sorrow Alter is another hack that essentially turns AoS into a new game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it add anything to the mechanics Richter and Maria had in Richiter mode?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classicvania better than Metroidvania

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic compared to the GBA games. I was so disappointed.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lords of Shadow trilogy are the only good castlevanias

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      meager bait

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wholeheartedly believe that a level select screen (though clumsy and incredibly brute force) does a better version of striating the game into meaningful sectors than the absolutely clownshoes teleporter system that basically every Igavania has.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          For theming? yes.
          For doubling back? hellllll no.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's solvable, because LoS1 was definitely structured such that you could one-shot most of the levels and occasionally there'd be one or two items in designated "locked off behind X ability" zones. You'd want to make that more organic and have legitimate pathways to new map nodes rather than a strictly linear progression. There were a couple areas that came close to that, but they never really expanded upon it and the second game had such a dogshit level layout that I thought I was losing my marbles.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've yet to dig into the LoS games. Worth a PC rip?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd say so. I played them recently for the first time and had a lot of fun, but I also have a taste for janky 3D action games (Clash: Artifacts of Chaos fricking rules and more people should play it) as well as a deep fondness for God of War. The voice acting is surprisingly high-quality but the writing is ass so you end up with Patrick Stewart chewing the hell out of the scenery. Combat feels solid but is a little upgrade-centric, and having to click the sticks to absorb magic feels like ass. Some of the puzzles were also a pain in the dick. Second game has better combat but worse level design, writing, pacing, and some absolutely atrocious stealth section. Mirror of Fate was an unremarkable but decent 2D castlevania, played that one on DS.

                Overall you'll know pretty quick what you're getting into, and from there you'll know if you're willing to give it 10-20 hours.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been completing all the handheld titles (and the easily emulatable like SotN and RoB.)
                I lost steam at the N64 titles. I know they're generally regarded as bad but I figured I could power through.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah... the issue with trying to do anything systematically is that by definition you're going to deal with the worst part.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, ended up rekindling my love for pinball anyways. Trying to get a design drawn up for a Castlevania pinball to make in VPX.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not really my scene but I hear good things about Xenotilt

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh dude, funny you mention that. I've played through (if you can call it that) all the "-tilt" games on TurboGraphx-16 and the one jap only game on SNES. Demon's Tilt (made by the same guys that did Xenotilt) isn't related to the OG trilogy but my god is it good!

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, for how famous and recognizable Dracula is for the series does anyone else think it's kind of bizarre that there's no actual definitive 10/10 final boss fight with him? At best I guess you could argue the CV4 final boss has amazing buildup, which it does, but the actual fight is nothing special. Honestly a lot of even the best CV titles have pretty disappointing final bosses like Bloodlines, Rondo, and SotN. It's sad to think that we probably will never see the series truly do Dracula justice for a final battle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much every metroidvania has shitty final bosses (and often bosses in general) because so much of the game is traversal and exploration. Getting stuck into a room and smacking a dude really isn't the raison d'etre

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the buildup to him is usually not quite as strong in them as the classicvanias. The only two final bosses from Igavanias that stick out to me is CotM (hard as frick at first but not bad once you understand the pattern of the second phase) and OoE (not amazing but it seems like there was more of an effort there, was really disappointing though realizing he only has two phases, he really needed a big spectacle phase 3).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PoR and especially OoE had pretty awesome boss fights, Harmony of Dissonance's could be scary too on Hard Mode

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=4aolQQp6HmiNCEQN
        The character himself being such a chad and the context for the fight helps a lot but it's still a great fight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's because almost every Dracula battle is kino in it's own way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      COTM???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        CotM's Dracula is moderately memorable but definitely not a 10/10. The initial fight is pretty lame and the second phase is moderately tough with a great theme but it requires too much waiting around.

        Portrait of Ruin

        I really don't think this one is memorable outside of the idea of Dracula and Death partnering up being amusing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Portrait of Ruin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you could hold more of a conversation with Dracula. He seems like a genuinely interesting dude

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New game when

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As for For me? Its another year of Thief Gold, Thief TMA and Thief DS marathron whilst wearing a hoodie and earphones to muffle any exterior sounds a dimly lit candle on the side for the scent and atmosphere.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's
    >CV3
    >Rondo
    >PoR
    Top 3 in that order.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so true. whats the key to progessing in rondo of blood? I don't know why but it is really really hard. I even tried to get my nephew to beat it thinking i was just an aging gamer. neither of us could get past the first stage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never played a Classicvania before? The series definitely has some tough levels but no first level in any game is remotely hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rondo of blood for me was understanding richter, hes a slow ass homie. Movement is very stiff except for his backflip which you can only really use for predictable attacks. Just remember if theres ever a ninja skeleton, bat, fleaman bouncing around its best to stay grounded rather than trying to jump and hit them. Learn the enemies attacks and dont be afraid to just whip something back up wait for attack repeat. The boss is extremely easy, the stage gives you axes to spam on him. When the game clicks the only thing thatll give you trouble from tgere on out is Dracyla himself and his weird ass attack patterns

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The werewolf or the dragon?
      Learn the patterns yo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better get used to it when you will reach level 4 and 7.

      Keep trying and for bosses watch the videos you can unlock in the menu.

      Eventually try to unlock Maria and see if it's easier for you.

      She has a super attack that kills boss in 3-4 hits.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first stage
      Bruh. Just collect hearts and use item crush to bring the bosses to half health and then beat them. If you still cant do it then resort to save scumming.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no POC or black women
    not interested

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played a Castlevania game. Where should I start?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Start with Castlevania on NES. If you aren't feeling it, jump to SotN.

      If you like 1? cool, play 1-3 on NES and then go to Bloodlines on Genesis, and Castlevania 4 on SNES, RoB on TG16, SotN on PS1 (or on saturn if you want 1 extra shit bonus level only in jap text, the GBA titles, DS titles.

      If you didn't, but liked SotN, skip 1-3 and RoB, advance directly to the GBA and DS titles.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play 1-3
        That's cruel, anon. Why would you recommend anyone to play Simon's quest?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          super castlevania 4 is actually the best castlevania

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          KEK,

          Anon above, I amend, 1 and 3, Simons Quest is a slog even with the fix patch.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are so many things I disagree with in this post. Why even play 2? Why RoB instead of superior Dracula X with fan translation? Also SoTN on saturn had several graphical issues (when I played it) compared to the smooth PSX.

        >GBA titles
        CoTM and HoD are not a good entry point. Aria of sorrow could be.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're correct on 2, That was a mistake.
          As for RoB, The fan translation of RoB on TG16 is good and I would advocate for that. Also, I only mentioned the saturn version for the extra area, I do NOT recommend that platform.

          As for GBA titles, they're just the next step after SotN, Aria is good, CotM is eh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I personally like Simon's Quest. It's very comfy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >play 1-3
          That's cruel, anon. Why would you recommend anyone to play Simon's quest?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      From the first. Play in chronological order

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you played other metroidvanias? How much old-style frustration are you willing to put up with? Do you like grinding? Do you like backdashing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1,2,3,4. download a the Sega rom for Dracula x

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't really go wrong with any of them that isn't the adventure
      my highlights would be
      >1, a genuine masterpiece
      >IV, easier than the rest of classic (a trait grossly overstated by tasteless homosexuals shitting on it) and has the tightest ending sequence in the entire series
      >rondo (not the SNES remake, especially not the PSP demake), has by far the best presentation of any classic game and most consider it the best one of the bunch
      >symphony, similar to rondo for IGAvanias

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dracula x on psp is amazing and it even has the original rondo of blood unlockable moron your ass is probably just salty you didn't have a psp lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta. I haven't played it but does it have the option to choose the sprite for Ritcher.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it even has the original rondo of blood unlockable moron
          it doesn't work if you're emulating homosexual and the base game is ugly as sin 3D just like bloodstained

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was right, never owned a psp lel

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dracula x on psp is amazing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played it but I heard the original rondo also in the package. Why not just play that?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's unlocked by picking up an item in one of the demake levels
              why bother with that when you can play the original from the get go by playing the original?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I personally prefer emulating Dracula X in Japanese but if I have to guess why people recommend the psp games is probably due to its ease of access and alternate translation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No III?

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alucard is a non sexual being just like vampire hunter D. frick Netflix

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in the frick did that have to do with the OP you brain-rotted moron. Frick off out of here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the Netflix cartoon did castlevania wrong. sorry I have to defend it, homosexual.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /lgbt/ gayme

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last castlevania game was lords of shadow 2 in 2014
    why haven't konami made a new game yet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol don't you know. Last castlevania game was grimoire of souls released on mobile.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last I heard, Konami was set doing pachinko machines. Damn shame. Castlevania pinball would go hard.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pachinko gets memed a lot but they're raking in cash on power pro. that dumb train game keeps selling in japan too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're currently remaking MGS3 for real this time. Unless they're letting someone else develop it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They bled out all their talent, it would be as if asking the 80 year old retiree to perform his famous feat from when he was 30. It's just not happening as they are now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but if you bet Micheal Jordan $20 he can't dunk anymore he'll lace up. You can be past your prime and still at least give shit a shot.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you bet Micheal Jordan $20 he can't dunk anymore he'll lace up
          Nah uh. That's the issue here. Konami is making easy bucks on its mobile games and gambling enterprises. They know they can earn more by focusing on their core business and sitting on their asses instead of taking a risk and failing in mainstream gaming. They already tested the waters with their new getsufumaden PC game, it flopped hard. Konami isn't coming back unless the metal gear solid delta and silent hill games make them earn record breaking profits which is extremely unlikely.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're willfully ignoring reality, a better example is if Jordan would lace up after he failed the dunk 3 times in the past. He'd concede he's past ability.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the last one is HoD released in 2010?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No silly. It was castlevania adventure rebirth in 2009.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lords of shadow isnt castlevania

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are allegedly working on one due to its recent popularity thanks to the terrible netflix show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they did! In 2018 Konami released a new mobile game with a new canonical Belmont MC! Sepia is super cute and charming!

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get the DS games in a collection this October?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha. no. You're not getting any collections anytime soon since they the previous castlevania and contra collections sold very poorly.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Aria the shortest of the GBA/DS Era CV's? I played through it for the first time in years and beat it in 4 1/2 hours, while grinding for certain souls. I don't recall it being so short.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HoD actually.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely shortest completionist wise, which is the best way to play cv

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dawn of sorrow is like an hour long on a casual play through

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but I got lost in the castle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All spooky goes out the window with the god awful platforming.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still If (skeletons) then spooky.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Respect.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >don't worry bout him. That's just ol crazy eye and his friend bones, we keep him around cause he gets rid of the bat infestations.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are the spookyvania Nintendo 64 games non canon?

      I hope so Netflix stays as far away from Carrie as possible.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >harmony of despair still trapped on the 360/PS3
    JUST RELEASE IT ON PC KONAMI, IT'S A FUN LITTLE GRINDING COOP GAME

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make a thread, i'll boot it up and tear ass with you, i know and use literally every bizarre build and can no hit every boss
      Lag generator?
      Medic?
      Richter spiked boots chad
      Speed alucard?
      I can play them all

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice thread. The last castlevania thread was wild with people furiously shitflinging on both sides about the TV show.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf just happened?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Purple nurple. Remember kids, nipple cripples can harm, even kill.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      soulless

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps the same could be said of all castlevania knockoffs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodstained will forever be a disappointment for summoning a guitarist instead of letting Miriam play herself

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you favourite boss themes?

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finished SotN 200.6%, Finished Aria 100%. I'm still in the mood for some more Castlevania. I haven't tried the DS ones, or the rest of the GBA games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play all of them. Like the metroid games, the castlevania games are consistent in their quality.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me I should really finish Gal Guardians. For what it is, it's been a fun time.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    perhaps it is time to play carrie's game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or cornells game perhaps?

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is peak classicvania

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird way to say you enjoy wiener and ball torture

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true Alucard was inspired by D?

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon you ARE excited for Halloween... aren't you?

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Luck Mode any fun?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any good SOTN romhacks for better difficulty without outright removing content?

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >characters you are slowly becoming

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing pic related right now which i will probably finish around that time.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively the best Metroidvanias are SotN, AoS, PoR.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on a Castlevania spree. Have played so far:
      >SoTN
      >Rondo
      > Super IV
      >CotM
      >HoD
      >AoS
      All pretty cool. Rondo has the best music while AoS might be the best of the bunch, even if it's a bit too short.

      >SotN
      nah, it's way too easy and unbalanced. It's a cool game, but it's carried mostly by the art and music.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        SotN being extremely easy is not that cardinal a sin you people make it out to be, it's still a wonderful experience

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        SotN being extremely easy is not that cardinal a sin you people make it out to be, it's still a wonderful experience

        This. AoS is piss easy even on hard mode so while I greatly prefer AoS to SOTN, being easy is hardly an issue for either of them.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Curse of Darkness is a fun game and you should play it.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone tried emulating Dracula X SotN on ppsspp? Heard something about it being unplayable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it worked perfectly fine for me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NIce, glad to hear I was wrong.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Order of Ecclesia, followed by Aria of Sorrow

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a pastebin with download links for Castlevania / Metroid games?

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's almost time, metroidvania bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm tired of trying out new metroidvanias just to find out that they always get something unforgivably wrong. I just want to back to time when games were good.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Still haven't even finished the no hit boss run
          This game makes me feel like a casual

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you legitimately revive the series in Current Year?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You make a sequel to SotN, since it's the most popular game and only those already invested would know what a Castlevania in 1999 would mean. Maybe you play as Maria seeking Alucard, and along the way stuff happens. First half Classic second Metroid in a castle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's three possible avenues as I see it. One more disappointing than the other. I don't think another 2D game would revive it. It'd probably sell well just from the lack of new CV games but I don't think it'd revive it.
      1- Sony movie game. Basically just replace Kratos with Bobby Belmont. Receive accolade from the media for "evolving" the series.
      2 - Curse of Darkness but actually put some sizable budget into the level design. DMC style curahzee with a lot to explore.
      3 - Castlevania Souls. Aside from the lack of powers to allow for further exploration the Souls games could be easily be turned into a CV game. Wouldn't surprise me if someone at Konami has already tried to make it happen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wildcard option, Symphony of the Night Remake in 3D but without any compromises. Basically just perfectly nailing every detail, level design, weapons. It'd be absurdly difficult but if they could I think CV would be revived, in part because Konami would have a template to make sequels. But I don't see this ever happening without it being an utter disaster.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just pull a reverse Terminator 2 and have Death travel back in time to 1999 to push back the date of Dracula's death, maybe have Soma come back in time too since he wouldn't have been born otherwise
      As hacky as this is, people just don't want to play in a post-dracula world

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A pointless question, Konami has stopped making video games, they only do gachas and remakes

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the Dead Cells crossover? It's making me want to try the game just for it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heard it's nothing big. Couple of castlevania themed rooms, some BGMs and a boss mixed within the base game due to how roguelikes work.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the bloodstained 2 news, it's been over a year since it was announced

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're too busy collecting more reddit portraits for the hallways

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