It's going to suck.

RE4
>start new game
>cutscene
>play

RE4 REMAKE
>start new game
>long-winded cutscene
>"walking" segment with Leon in White House
>"I know this can't be easy for you Kennedy..."
>"...I read about the Raccoon Report."
>flashback to 1998
>4-minute cutscene
>walking segment
>mandatory tutorial segment
>kill 4 zombies to continue
>the flashback is over. back in the White House.
>"I won't let you down, Mr. President!"
>cutscene
>"SPAIN: 12 DAYS LATER"
>"""playable""" segment with Leon talking to Policia in back of police car
>only able to look around and change seats. unskippable.
>press X to witty banter.
>cutscene
>"I'm Ingrid Hunnigan. I'll be your number two for this mission."
>walk through village
>scripted jumpscare
>press X to wade through foliage
>scripted jumpscare
>press X to move debris away from door
>press X to slowly and cinematically open door
>scripted jumpscare
>cutscene
>kill 1 ganado to continue
>new objective: survey the wreckage of the Policia car
>press X to examine wreckage
>"I can't believe they're dead..."
>"...what happened to the people here?"
>cutscene
>play game.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cognitive dissonance

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plot continuity is bad

    RE4 babs actually believe this.
    Who cares as long as you have the ability to skip it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >skip
      that is the pivotal question here. Are we going to have to endure 16 minutes of unskippable walking segments like RE3make or what

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just love it when autists criticize and dismiss unreleased games based on their headcanon fantasy.
    Rent free.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      come on, you can reasonable predict modern gaming trends

      I remember people hating how long it takes Resident Evil 8 Village to start too on replays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just love it when autists criticize and dismiss unreleased games based on their headcanon fantasy.
        Rent free.

        Just look at how cumbersome the opening of re3make was. Speedrunners take over 5 minutes to get past just the cinematic intro and into the real game-game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >speedrunners
          literally who gives a shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They should stop playing games that goes againts the idea

            That includes skipping every single cutscene.

            5 minutes of railroaded, pre-scripted segments that you absolutely cannot skip. Every time you start a new game or new game plus.

            God damn I thought Ganker valued gameplay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They should stop playing games that goes againts the idea

              >speedrunners
              literally who gives a shit

              And that's a speedrunner. For most people it will be more like 10 minutes of shit you cannot skip.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They should stop playing games that goes againts the idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RE8 starts with 30 minutes of cutscenes before the game finally lets you play.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think you mean
    >"Shit... I know this can't be easy for you Kennedy"
    >"...I read the fricking Raccoon Report."
    >"I won't fricking let you down, Mr. President!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WOW THAT FRICKING SIXTEEN YEAR OLD JAILBAIT OF A PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER HAS ACTUAL BALLISTICS EQUIPPED
      ahaha just kidding the ballistics line wont even be in the remake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was 18 so it was actually perfectly fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was 18 so it was actually perfectly fine.

        I think she was 20. Doesn't matter, they will removal all sexual fun from the game and make it super duper serious

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Game having more content is bad because it just is, ok!?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be kino. Ganker has been wrong about everything since CP2077.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>only able to look around and change seats. unskippable.
    Sold

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