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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll enjoy it even if it does.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      https://i.imgur.com/nd3v5Nj.jpg

      go back to your open world "rpg" goyslop homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A slopeater always

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game flops must be slop
        >game is le box office hit must be GOTY
        go back to the 200th baldurs gate thread, troony

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am weak to shanties

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strong independent Black person woman pirate front and center
    >It's gonna flop
    Good. I don't even know what this is but I truly hope it flops.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn those colored folks!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong. People will assume you're just bigoted but it's also a fantastic indicator of where the dev's priorities are (not making good games first and foremost).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le white people in muh game set in the wild west.... we cool
        >le chinks in muh game set in edo japan.... .we cool
        >BLACK PEOPLE IN CARIBBEAN?????!!?!! HELLL NAHHHH WE AINT COOL homie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The new assassins creed in japan has a Black mc

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all the games listed are from Mimimi games
            damn i didnt know they made asscreed too. also the thread is about a game set in the caribbean homosexual

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haitian Uprising simulator this ain't (that would be an interesting game though, shame no one is making it).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >strong independent Black person woman pirate front and center
        >It's gonna flop
        Good. I don't even know what this is but I truly hope it flops.

        There were no strong women pirates. They were taken in crews as sex slaves or caretakers. There's like 4 stronk whamen in the cover, that's already a big enough nope from me. It's gonna be shit.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would it flop? Shadow Tactics and Desperados didn't

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some polschizo has been trying pull this narrative lately due to the PoC feMC, though none of the their threads or posts seem to stick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Some polschizo
        its rude to talk about they/them in front of it

        >strong independent Black person woman pirate front and center
        >It's gonna flop
        Good. I don't even know what this is but I truly hope it flops.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry their viewcone is very myopic

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i understood the reference. frick i cant wait for stealth kino to be back on the menu

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              How are their other games like Desperados III and Shadow Tactics?
              I do like stealth games, but haven't played a stealth tactical game like this before

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                its real time tactics so each character has like 4 skills. you watch the patrol patterns, pause and set up moves, then execute. pretty kino

                though they are not that challenging, i liked them for being a different pace of games. prefer shadow tactics over desperados because of the character /skill diversity but they're both well made. just wished the level designs were more challenging sometimes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasnt there another identical pirate game, with the same pallette and mechanics but by another company?

                Shadow Tactics is pretty good, Desperado is ok but not stealthy enough

                I just wish we had a competent Commandos spiritual successor to play. And before you say: Partisans 1941, that was pretty average to be honest, didn't hook me like the classics do. Plus i don't like playing as the soviets in video games in general. I'm fine with allies, just no Russians. I don't know why the developers of that game chose such a weird choice like that, i see it as too political charged.

                this is by far one of the gayer posts I have ever read, congratulations

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is by far one of the gayer posts I have ever read
                I just don't like seeing soviet propaganda in video games and partisans had plenty of it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Soviets fighting WWII is propaganda
                sure bud the nazis didn't even lose the war they just realized that peace and friendship would take it further and everyone's been happy ever since, you fragile little homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                When was that a defense of nazis? i just question the sentiment of Russians being seen as liberators. They invaded Poland all the same and have shared guilt with nazi germany for WWII over the molotov ribbentrop pact, they weren't liberating it when they did that. They were just invading because Stalin was nothing short of a bloody thirsty dictator. So yeah i don't need to see that glorified when i play WWII games. Stalin had laid out plans to conquer all of Europe.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wasnt there another identical pirate game, with the same pallette and mechanics but by another company?
                https://store.steampowered.com/app/1667750/Frigato_Shadows_of_the_Caribbean/
                I feel bad for these guys. Imagine liking a genre and wanting to do your own spin on it in a different setting and then a bigger studio announces their game in the same setting. The day Shadow Gambit got announced, they probably shat themselves.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're very good, you can get Shadow Tactics real cheap on sale too, though I personally prefer Desperados 3 because the cast is more charming. I just recommend not playing them straight after another because the characters are very similar in terms of gameplay with just some skills shuffled around.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Easier if you just play the Shadow Tactics demo, it's the first 2 (or 3?) stages for free. Don't be shy about experimenting with F5/F8 until you get the full ghost operator outcome you want, the games are built around that such they make it part of the lore in Gambit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely pick them up, the level design is tight and the gameplay is smooth and streamlined in a good way, just fun games all around.
                I'm really fond of them being stealth games where you use a team with unique talents to infiltrate instead of being a lone wolf ghost, it gives off that heist movie vibe, it's cool.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just wish we had a competent Commandos spiritual successor to play. And before you say: Partisans 1941, that was pretty average to be honest, didn't hook me like the classics do. Plus i don't like playing as the soviets in video games in general. I'm fine with allies, just no Russians. I don't know why the developers of that game chose such a weird choice like that, i see it as too political charged.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just wish we had a competent Commandos spiritual successor to play.
                shadow tactics: blades of the shogun is by far the best commandos style game, and that includes all the commandos games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it's not. Commandos 2 is still king.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be such a gay, I'm a moderate TZD advocate and I liked Partisans, they have their own unique take on the genre, it's more about setting up ambushes and raids, not pure stealth, there's also a lot of freedom to customize your characters.
                If you want to feel better, remember that you play as the soviets against nazis, not 'russians', the best girl is a khazak for example.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope everyone in the crew will be viable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based on the demo recommending you bring at least one character with that one trait, certain combinations will probably more effective than others.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm buying it anyway because i don't get much stealth games nowadays. So yes I'll even accept the real time tactics variants. This studio has had a pretty good track record so far.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I guess its natural to buy a game due to the studio's performance. I found myself doing same for Cloudbreakers leaving haven when I found out Schell games were involved.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna buy this and Book of hours tomorrow, it's been a while since i was looking forward to games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, this looks like dogshit. Literally picture book tier garbage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this a remake of cultist simulator
      solid game but it needs to add SOMETHING interesting
      the fricking dreams and the lore is dry as shit, children's shows have edgier and more intriguing stories

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I think of pirates I think of strong independent sassy black women with huge afros.

    I'm sure people are lining up to pre-order this ESG slop.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, possibly, it does not feel as good to play as desperados, and an even futher cry from shadow tactics.
    on to of all that, I fricking hate violet/green color combinations, but thats subjective.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this that rimworld modder's game? He was 3/4ths good ideas, but seemed to not pay as much attention to balance and making the mods run more efficiently.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      was gonna make fun of you but i can see how its confusing
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1839760/Cursed_Crew/

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not feeling it; the magical abilities are too crazy, the setting is not immediately interesting like feudal Japan and the wild west, no cute girls.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the boat herself is cute

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I enjoyed the first two, this one looks too pozzed, and I was never into Caribbean aesthetics

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved desperados 3, never heard of this before until now but it's gone to an insta buy on the strength of desperados

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a reskin of Shadow Tactics?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same company, so they're going to be similar but with magic

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person on the box
    I am sure it will do great like every other Black person-on-the-box title. They already got an excuse for when negative reviews start coming in and sales grind to a halt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am sure it will do great like every other Black person-on-the-box title.
      Stealth games rarely perform well in sales. A Black person on the cover is this instance is inconsequential to the success of these games in general.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need more of these sorts of games, is jagged alliance 3 that just came out similar or it's own thing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is real time, not turn based like JA

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has real time stealth but when you get spotted you start playing turn-based Xcom, while outside of encounters it's more like a CRPG. It's not a "Commandos-like" but you might still like it.

        Completely different, JA is turn based combat and is a kind of RPG.

        These games are Commandos-likes, which is its own subgenre of real time tactics focused on stealth.

        Thanks anons, I'll wait for a sale since I'll probably be playing this anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has real time stealth but when you get spotted you start playing turn-based Xcom, while outside of encounters it's more like a CRPG. It's not a "Commandos-like" but you might still like it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely different, JA is turn based combat and is a kind of RPG.

      These games are Commandos-likes, which is its own subgenre of real time tactics focused on stealth.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate how the Commandos remasters got botched like it did. I've stayed away from on it on recommendation from other anons on here. It pisses me off how the series was not treated with respect or the proper care that it deserved.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no price yet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's $40. $50 if you want bonus shit like the art book.

      I really wish the first Desperados game would get a remaster. Why haven't this studio done it yet? don't they hold the rights to the IP?

      >don't they hold the rights to the IP?
      no

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish the first Desperados game would get a remaster. Why haven't this studio done it yet? don't they hold the rights to the IP?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love Mimimi. Hoping the new characters are neat, a whole lot of sassiness. I'm waiting to use the gold treasure skull fishing dude. His character design is great. Though the doctor's ability to spawn 1 bush seemed overpowered.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I explicitly wished for them to do a pirate themed game after Desperados 3, I'm sorry for monkeypawing it bros...

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