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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh look so game so fricking bad that it failed despite having blizzard name on it and being a moba
    Also, SC2 engine is trash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree anon
      WE'RE SO FRICKING BACK

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is still around?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOT ONLY IS IT STILL AROUND
      WE'RE SO FRICKING BACK

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, it isn't.
    Second, mostly bugfixes and UI shit ( thanks )
    Will be just a Steam port and that it.
    Anyway, anyone wants to play?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FIRST OF ALL
      WE'RE FRICKING
      SECOND, WE'RE BACK
      and i'm at work so i cannot play

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back from where?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          FROM GETTING MILK AND CIGARETTES
          KEPT YOU WAITING, HUH?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let's waste resources updating the heroes difficulty levels and UI just so we could put it into maintenence mode on Steam too.
      moron.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALIVE GAME PUT IT ON STEAM MICROSOFT PLEASE.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    game is fricking garbage
    blizzdrone

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we bussin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sample
      For shame.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They randomly updated a ton of art and reclassified hero difficulties

    PACK IT UP BOYS WE'RE GOIN TO STEAM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kneel before Phil.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Microsoft and Blizzard is possibly doing my request
      the Faerie Dragon is coming to Steam and is going to eat TF2 Scout (polymorph'd squirrel) whether you like it or not.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back? We never left

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO KINO KINO
    LETS FRICKING GO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT
      GET PREGNANT
      GET PREGNANT
      GET PREGNANT

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Check Kel'thuzad release date
    >September 2017
    >Check Whitemane release date
    >August 2018
    Where the frick did the years go

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sell this ASShomosexualS game to someone who plays LoL.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOTHERFRICKER YOU HYPED ME UP FOR A SECOND THERE, I already said I won't have a tiny bit of hope for any blizzard IP until I see HotS coming back, but this can be a bunch of nothing too, call me when they announce some real shit for HotS

      HotS it's actually fun

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >call me when they announce some real shit for HotS
        MOTHER FRICKER
        NO ONE SPINS UP A PTR SERVER FOR A DEAD GAME

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person THEY COULD BE ADDING homosexualS AND TRANNIES FOR ALL I CARE, CALL ME WHEN THEY MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HOTS 3.0 OR SOME SHIT

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's actually fun
        nah

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it is.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            so fun that its dead? even after a attempted relaunch? a fricking BLIZZARD title before they went to total shit?

            is that how "fun" the game is?

            im just teasing ya. the word is subjective. im glad you have fun with it even if thousands if not millions of others didnt and went straight back to other games.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >completely cut off all support to game
              >wtf why is it dying???
              Are you dumb, Black person? As fun as a game can be you can only do the same shit so much time before you get bored, doesn't change the fact that the game is fun.
              Same shit would happen to any game, hell it happened to WoW so many fricking times when we had +1 years without updates.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                if the game had a thriving playerbase and wasnt dying they wouldnt cut off support to it. people didnt like the game because the game was bad due to some strange choices it failed to capture the typical MOBA crowd (shared level exp and hyper team reliant obj stuff) and also anyone else who hadnt played a MOBA before because their experience was pretty much

                >get sold on the promises of being able to play your favorite big bads from across the IP.
                >you see Diablo in the trailer breathing fire and your little timmy eyes light up,
                >you hurry and download the game
                >OH BOY LETS SEE THAT DOPE ASS GAME PLA-
                >

                splendid idea. terrible excution. stink effort Blizz, very, very. Stink.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC the game made decent money, but when Kotick finally took over Blizzard after the founder left in 2018 he decided to reduce the dev team to a skeleton crew and effectively ended the development of new content. Whatever they released after that was just leftover stuff they had in the pipeline before being axed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I won't make a food analogy but I'll make a sports one.
                >if tom brady wasn't cooked bill belicheck wouldn't have let him leave New England

                it's all about projections with these kinds of decisions. old ownership didn't want to invest in HOTS but with new blood they could be proven really wrong. if I hear anything else developing from this game I'll definitely come back.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I like it even now, sad that Blizz fricking cut the plug on it man.
              I still remember fondly playing Ragnaros and Lost Vikings every few days or Cho'Gall with my friends.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's dead BECAUSE it's Blizzard and it's fun in spite of their efforts to bury it. Also if you ask people with 2000+ hours in Dota or LoL if they think their game is fun you will often hear a torrent of complaints instead of immediate "hell yeah". You know mobaBlack folk are chronic addicts so fun isn't really a marketable feature for a game like this.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              because blizz shot itself in the foot (as usual) with trying to push esports and then immediately cutting support when it didn't instantly supplant LoL and DOTA. Neither of which have anything to do with the core game itself, which is good.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The game died because ActiBlizz wantwd to focus on ESports instead of just making the game fun, and arrived several years late to the MOBA scene so the ESports attemprs crashed and burned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun. Apart from when you get Russian (or BR for Americans I suppose) team-mates. Then you'll want to have a nice day and them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pros
      -tons of different maps with different objectives.
      -the heroes all feel a lot more unique than LoL (some more than others. cho'gall, lost vikings and abathur for example are very weird)
      -games are usually faster than LoL
      -different seasonal events with special game modes (they might not still do these I dunno)
      -smooth UI, sexy ladies, highly polished.
      -option for highly customizable custom lobbies including AI teammates and enemies of varying difficulties.

      cons
      -xp is team-wide so it's very hard to carry if your team is shit
      -due to above, it's really hard to win from behind
      -ranked is still garbage
      -it's not actually making a comeback

      neutral/preference
      -no items/shop

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not actually making a comeback

        Don't post shit you lying homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's really hard to win from behind
        Anon entire games have been won and lost because of a teamfight in the last 5 minute of the gmae.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea hots doesn't really work that way like LoL does, if one side is snowballing everyone on that side is snowballing and everyone on your side is behind, also the maps are smaller and almost every map mechanic and objective in the game is highly in favor of the team that's snowballing. i'm not talking "oh no they got level 10 first" i'm talking 3, 4, 5+ levels behind because you had a shitter or two feed. in LoL I won games all the time with a feeder on my team because I dominated my own lane and the map is big enough that if they pull guys from somewhere else to babysit the lane I'm destroying it gives my team a lot of breathing room, but that doesn't happen in hots either since most of the maps are based on team fights around specific objectives, forcing you to interact with the entire enemy team who's already snowballed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >-xp is team-wide so it's very hard to carry if your team is shit
        >-due to above, it's really hard to win from behind
        This is what ruined it for me, constantly get shit teamates that don't farm EXP and our team is always behind on levels.
        Even with that It's way more fun than LoL and DOTA2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you don’t get to play the adc, but are still allowed to do fun things in game like killing enemies and clearing the jungle.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your money doesn't go to Riot->Tencent->China->Sabotage US economy and politics.
      The maps change style of play dramatically and some chinese fotm isn't going to merk and waste an hour of your time, no need to vote to end a game in 5m.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your money doesn't go to Riot->Tencent->China->Sabotage US economy and politics.
        wtf I'm a LoL shill now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your money doesn't go to >Riot->Tencent->China->Sabotage US
        Is this a pro or a con? I literally can't tell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you ever wish you could hook people as tahm kench?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT cuts off on the slowest and most obnoxious part of the game like laning and jungling and goes straight into the multiplayer aspect of the game
      games are usually decided in 20 min, rarely reaching 30
      every character is wildly different and can do shit lol wouldnt ever dare to
      lots of different maps so there's no meta set in stone enforced by the devs
      there's actually not much of a meta but rather some general guidelines

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I wish we had hero arenas like the warcraft 3 stuff - just capture the point round based 5v5, get the vision down and play to your teamcomp's strength of poke or engage.
      Shoutout to gutsy geoid game for a wild anime/game character roster with unique fun kits.

      Laning out. PvP and teamfights in.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hots is the only remotely good MOBA ever made including Dota
    >dies because players cant be turbospergs and working together is a good thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hots is the only remotely good MOBA ever made
      lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying that dota 2 is good, just making sure because I have no opinion at all regarding that game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That image is not from dota.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, the filename, never heard of that game to be honest.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The game is Heroes of Newerth. Maliken was the owner of the company and would regularly call people Black folk and homosexuals ingame because he was bad and regularly got owned.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >never heard of that game to be honest

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        HoN was good but I hate this image is the only time people ever want to talk about it or bring it up

        >haha one of the head devs and founders dropped the hard R in chat!
        > based! so based! thats like premium Gankerner culture! ooh buddy I bet these thin skins couldnt handle a real old schooler like that

        at least mention WHAT you liked about HoN you phony..

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The huge roster with lots of fun heroes. Shitting on homies and ending fights with my big N Balphagore. HoN had shorter cooldowns on skills which led to faster-paced fighting. And it wasn't BRIGHT n RAINBOW-y like LoL was at the time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Racism = balls. Cry harder homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        HoN was unironically one of the best and most satisfying mobas ever
        Sad that it died, I wish it got some sort of steam release and a skeleton crew to keep the servers up
        There's so many budget mobas that I loved that ended up dying eventually, Infinite Crisis, Dawngate, to some extent Paragon.
        Strife was really bad though

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HotS cones back online
    >Starts censoring females left and right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you Black person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOTS IS STILL ONLINE YOU FRICKING MORON

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that character you wanted but never made it in
    What's their name?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I wanted they added Deathwing to be like Dragon Knight from original DOTA, alterning between human form and dragon form instead of what we got

      >it's actually fun
      nah

      >many maps with their own gimmicks
      yes, it is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garithos and Mengsk.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exterminate all orcs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      considering the big Microsoft merging, if they bring it back, hypotetically speaking of course, do you think they would add characters from others non-blizzard franchises?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind as long as they don't repeat the Overwatch bias that destroyed the game in the first place.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine Alex Mercer's gimmick
          >see Stukov
          oh nvm, still he could be an offensive Stukov

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chief bros... we're in

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chief bros... we're in

        >Chief skin for Raynor
        >Arbiter skin for Zeratul
        Aw yeah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Monk from AoE
        >Steve
        >Master Chief
        >Professor Pester from Viva Pinata
        Id be down with it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Professor Pester from Viva Pinata
          Don't make me think about the possibilities anon...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her or Lor'themar.
      Cairne/Baine
      Mekkatorque
      Duran
      Talandar

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lor'themar
      Turalyon so we could have an actual Ret Paladin
      Cairne or Baine so we would have an actual Tauren rep that isn't ETC
      Vol'jin for bants with Zul'jin
      Lei-Shen
      Khadgar
      Too many to list

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Khadgar
        God I fricking wish.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duriel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grom
      Azshara
      Alleria
      Any Ret Pala
      Remove OW heroes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grom

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was ist das?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This video.
            https://newsroom.activisionblizzard.com/p/our-next-adventure

            At 1:14 there's a completely out of context scene of Grom killing murlocs for a split second. There's no reason he'd ever be seen with a fricking murloc unless it was HotS or Hearthstone, and that clearly isn't Hearthstone.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Might be the new mobile game.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the new mobile game, anon. I am so sorry.

                Gonna need proof on that claim. Warcraft Rumble has a super cutesy, toy-like artstyle that is not at all present in the Grom/murloc scene.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the new mobile game, anon. I am so sorry.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              We are so back hots brotheren.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baal to complete the trifecta of Prime Evil bros
      Archimonde or KJ

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's edwin vancleef

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pharah
      Echo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the missing WC3 heroes which should've had priority over all other franchises since it was the game that spawned the genre. Specifically Mannoroth.

      >Passive
      AoE melee hits or a crit that does AOE.
      >Q - Shockwave
      Linear nuke that creates a barrier like Earthshaker in Dota
      >W - Charge
      >The Pitlord charges forward while getting super armor/invulnerability until reaching the destination.
      >E - Shadowflame breath
      Channeled cone of damage in front, can move while casting.
      >R - Terror Howl
      Debuff all damage, slow and terrify around the hero for x seconds

      I waited so long for Dreadlord and his skillset is hot garbage.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the other ult, you do know that they have two of them in this game right

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It'd basically be a immortal frenzy power-buff.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I thought about his skillset a long time ago but couldn't remember the other ult.

          >R - Glaive of Ruin
          Low CD medium AoE blast with charges that targets the ground, does damage on hit and will aftershock after x time dealing damage again and stunning.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you posted magtheridon/vanilla pit lord icon BROE

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't do it again, btich

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              sure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first Death Knight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically would have been an absolute blast to play as if he spoke in all rhymes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spoke in all rhymes
        Any character that does this is an automatic 10/10

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          PREPARE YOURSELVES
          THE BELLS HAVE TOLLED
          SHELTER YOUR WEAK, YOUR YOUNG AND YOUR OLD
          EACH OF YOU SHALL PAY THE FINAL SUM
          CRY FOR MERCY
          THE RECKONING HAS COME

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Teron Gorefiend is not the Headless Horseman you frickin dweeb

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I...know? I was saying I wanted Headless Horseman in the game, turbonerd.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would have played the shit out of him. Love WoW's version of the HH, and the fight was fun before it became piss easy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      blackthorne

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn until recently I realized MoP's lore was actually kino

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lei Shen is the second best wow character, only beaten by Gary “did nothing wrong” Hellscream

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thankfully Garrosh did get in and generated just as much salt as he did in WoW.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They bring Garrosh back for Shadowlands
          >He's around for a aingle encounter, at the end of which he screams "I'D FRICKING DO IT AGAIN" before removing himself from existence

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The headcanon is that Garrosh gained sentience, made a shitty cutscene and disenchanted himself rather than continue to exist in this doomed world (of warcraft)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They bring Garrosh back for Shadowlands
          >He's around for a aingle encounter, at the end of which he screams "I'D FRICKING DO IT AGAIN" before removing himself from existence

          The headcanon is that Garrosh gained sentience, made a shitty cutscene and disenchanted himself rather than continue to exist in this doomed world (of warcraft)

          >Cataclysm made me hate him
          >MoP made me cheer for his downfall
          >WoD made me feel bad for him because he was right
          >Legion made me forget about him
          >BFA made me miss him
          >Shadowlands made me fricking kneel to him
          holy shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      more than a character, I remember they promised they would add more game modes like origimal DOTA style mode, and also PvE mode, remember that time they made the Starcraft event and released a timed map against many Zerg hordes, I remember the reception of that mode was so well received they said they would consider adding a similar mode in the future, alas they never did.
      ALSO LOOK AT THIS SHIT, this motherfricker did a joke in development for April Fools back in 2017 with a Co-op mode 10v1 it really hyped me up but also punished me for realize it was just a fan made shit just imagine the boss type enemy you could be facing
      >Ammon forces just like in the video
      >Burning Legion with some Eredar Lord as boss / core
      >Burning Hells with some Prime Evil as boss / core
      >Crazed Elementals with Ragnaros as boss / core
      >etc, etc, etc.
      but alas it is all in our heads now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it should have been a static building unit in place of the nexus thing or whatever it is called.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted zealot fenix 🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd think Khadgar would be in this game after WoD & Legion. Whatever, i'm still a Leoric main.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Khadgar sucks.I can name over a dozen Warcraft characters who are more deserving than him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know he was introduced in War2, but I still consider him to be WoW character. One of the only good WoW characters.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Khadgar would be cool as a stance switching multi-element Mage since we really only had Jaina and Kael. Honestly, I'd just want him in for the bants with Medivh.

          Not gonna lie, I wanted him in so he could have a quest to collect 4986 Apexis Crystals.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Khadgar would be cool as a stance switching multi-element Mage since we really only had Jaina and Kael. Honestly, I'd just want him in for the bants with Medivh.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rammatra would be cool dont yell at me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you keep Overcancer out of the game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are people so mad at the OW characters, i never understood this

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skill issue.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prolly cause you're maining one, homosexual

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              well ya i played junkrat and probius but junk never seemed unbeatable or anything

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he's not unbeatable. Just uncatchable lol lmao even

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's gay.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              so are the identical 12 buff orcs that got corrupted by the scepter of kalmashbagosh but no one complains about them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO THINK ABOUT THE FICTIONAL PANDA CHILD
                the question here is, what is wrong with you? aside from being a massive homosexual

                Ok gay

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >acts like a homosexual
                >gets told
                >n-no y-y-you
                embarrassing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't impressing anyone.
                He's right, you're a fricking homosexual. And no one cares.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up homosexual.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go have a nice day spongebreasts.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You aren't impressing anyone.
                lmao don't project on me son, I'm not the homosexual here, now have a nice day, sit on a dildo or whatever you homosexuals do to feel less assblasted

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They tended to be pretty broken when they came out. Also Tracer being able to AA while on the move as a ranged DPS, in the genre where not even melee people are allowed to do that is fricking moronic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also did they ever stop Mei from just being better then Arthas in every single way or

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.icy-veins.com/heroes/heroes-of-the-storm-general-tier-list

              is this tier list just wrong? the ow characters really dont seem that crazy to me

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This tier list definitely is shit, but that guy you replied to is just a shitter, they are not busted.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Tracer main

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                On release Tracer was unkilleable and melted any hero with ease.
                Zarya went a sloppy rework that made her top pick for a while.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They play by different rules than the rest of the cast.
            Attacking while moving is cancer, that is why Zarya and Ana are generally not as hated as the others.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always wanted the D2 Paladin personally.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, what the frick?
    An update? After all this time?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they've been patching the game every year this is nothing new. they literally said they'd keep doing minor updates after they stopped content development. are you people slow?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the first time they did significant UI updates and the first time they've used the Twitter account to announce it since 2022. They obviously have plans

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my account is still permabanned for calling people Black folk so no, we're never going to be back

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying it won't be anything other than terrain fixes and a few skills getting changed by 0.25%

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could read it you know, and yes it is a large bunch of nothing
      https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/heroes-of-the-storm/24017507/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-patch-notes-october-23-2023

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and yes it is a large bunch of nothing
        welp, I called it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and yes it is a large bunch of nothing
        welp, I called it

        A PTR server has been spun up you negative IQ mongs.
        You don't need a PTR for what this patch entails.
        You can not see the forest through the dicks.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Listen Anon, I WON'T KNEEL UNTIL I SEE SOMETHING WITH SUBSTANCE, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NUBLIZZTRANNIES HERE, THEY COULD BE ADDING A PTR TO JUST NEUTER THE REMAINING SOUL THIS GAME HAD, let's hope is not the case.

  19. 8 months ago
    sage

    >overwatch characters still not removed
    nah I'm good

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH FRICKING HELL YES

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say hello to the newest hero the enter the Nexus

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me Baal at last you fricking Black folk. My level 65 Butcher needs a fren.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you want Baal? You got Diablo, Mephisto and Asmodan.
      Oh wait, if we get one more demon we could have had 5 man demon teams.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For all the fun shit HoTs had I'm surprised they never added fun secret easter egg quests like Kha'Zix vs Rengar in LoL

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah exactly. Also Baal has cool gameplay mechanics from D2
        Imagine mirror clones that don't suck ass and do real damage. Angry laughing demon-spider boy.

        Real Black person shit.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HotS on Steam, with 'eck support, yesterday.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're putting it on steam for sure, a lot of the bugfixes are also standardizing how mechanics interact so they could be training new people for the HotS team this way, or preparing the codebase for new people. Either way it seems like blizz at least has some interest in keeping HotS alive now, maybe because they're less beholden to activision since the acquisition.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALEXSTRASZA'S BIG SWEATY ASS

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they just make it a Microsoft moba smash bros.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be the best outcome. Ditch the esport shit and let people frick around playing their favorites.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alex Mercer
      >Doom Slayer
      >Cpt. Prince
      >Marcus Phoenix
      >Banjo & Kazooie
      >Dovahkiin
      >Crash Bandicoot
      >Steve
      >Master Chief
      >Any AoE / AoM hero unit
      etc, etc.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Any AoE / AoM hero unit
        I was against the idea of adding non-Blizzard characters but now I'm sold.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would get me to download it again when it gets put on Steam. Plus it would give me enough excuse to tell my Halo-loving moronic friend to download it so he could play the game with me as Chief.
      It would look fricking moronic past a point, but honestly, as long as it's still fun I have zero qualms with it.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ASShomosexualS but blizzardslop

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove all OW heroes
    Remove all OC heroes ( yes, orphea too )
    Give Rock N Roll racing character
    Simple as

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remove orphea
      no. kindly uninstall and never talk about heroes of the storm again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OC slop lover

        >Remove all OC heroes ( yes, orphea too )
        What did she do this time?

        Being unneeded OC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remove all OC heroes ( yes, orphea too )
      What did she do this time?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing. he's just baitposting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Give Rock N Roll racing charact
      You can play as Olaf.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOTS was surprisingly fun, I think mostly because they were willing to try weird characters like chogath and abathur. I will say the whole team being the same level made it feel snowbally since even the shitters on their team could be higher level if their good players were carrying hard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chogath
      Who?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nig'ger

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        chogath is in another game anon

        Whoops, chogall

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      chogath is in another game anon

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have thousands of hours in Dota, LoL, Smite, and HOTS.
    Dota is the king. One of the best games ever made, even after years of homosexual crying that too much has changed it's still the best
    League of Legends is legitimately terrible. It's bad game, it had a golden age around 2014-2018 that is long, long gone. It's bad at a very fundamental level. Winning does not feel good, losing is truly miserable.
    Smite is a LoL copycat that approaches decency. Every single design step it takes to distance itself from LoL is a step in the right direction. Unjustifiably hated by lolbabs, worth a play, just ignore the predatory cosmetic events.
    HOTS is fricking GREAT. What a fun game. Rips away all delusions of complexity and just makes itself a fun fundamentals-focused title with very defined roles. It's so fricking good. I'd recommend it to anyone, even people that don't care much for MOBAs.
    HOTS died because QP matchmaking didn't make good teams (QP was always 5 assassin v 5 assassin) and Blizzard ruined the game's financial return with esports no one wanted to watch and the ill-conceived HOTS 2.0.
    I really want it to go to steam because I got permabanned for flaming people in ARAMs over the course of like 5 years and it being on steam rather than Bnet makes it far easier for me to evade that ban with a new account

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL
    ACCORDING
    TO PLAN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait i'm confused did he life swap a nearly dead enemy?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Mal'ganis players have permanent brain rot. I think Terrorblade(?) in dota can do the same thing?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, terrorblade's is instant and not a dot/hot, and he can also cast it on allies which is REALLY fun. Use your b***h support as an extra life juicebox

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot that TB can also target mirror images so you basically have a spare health bar if you get caught with your pants down

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek yes
        I guess he was either memeing or he forgot what heroic he picked, saw a nearly dead enemy and pressed R out of habit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep. mal'ganis is already one of the worst heroes in the entire game, even moreso in the hands of a total moron who picks the life swap ult.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Git gud Black person

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm master ranked, sport. mal'ganis just has a really bad kit and stats.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it works sometimes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the IQ of the average Hots player is much lower than other Dotalikes as you can see.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          stitches with extra long hook and devour is some of the most fun i've had online

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Playing Stitches is one of the only times I've ever had fanmail in an online game.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to get these all the time playing Valeera. it was always ESL seamonkeys seething at me in their broken engrish.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That game has some of the best character models Blizzard has ever put out. It's literally the best incarnation of all the female charcaters: Sylvanas, Tyrande, Alextrasza, Whitemane, etc

    If it's back, I am so fricking back

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else loves LiLi?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does it smell like bros?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bamboo, mistleaf, green tea, and incense with the faintest aroma of the worgen rogue cutie who played with her earlier.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reinstalling right now
    Post your favorite hero

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gul'dan and Li Mei

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        li ming?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Had Mortal Kombat on the mind.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have to be psychotic to play these frickers, i could never understand them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's really fricking fun when you get the hang of it and the enemy team isn't filled with Overwatch characters or one Butcher that keeps trying to get meat stacks out of you but fails every time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easily one of the best and most fun heroes
          BUT
          They have a lot of hard counters and they can be completely worthless if your moron teammates refuse to push a lane and force 4v4s

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lunara

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FOR THE BRONZIES

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was the most fun healer ever made in a Moba

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hots is the only moba with good healer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She was the most fun healer ever made in a Moba
        That would be alexstrasza, but white mane close 2nd

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got to grandmaster with Lunaris way back in the day (like 6 years ago). Had around an 85% win rate all the way through diamond. Always thought she was a lot of fun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHOPPITY CHOPPITY, YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND MY PROPERTY.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rexxar, love me chain-stunning bear

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        juice pirates was hilarious while that was a thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HoTS really was out there with some hero designs. They straight up put a single player mode in their MOBA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Li-Ming with Orb build when she was moronicly OP. Kel'thuzad after her nerf.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will pick nydus every single time, being at every single point of the map at the same time deleting towers is hilarious, and when you're not doing that you can just farm all camps at once and let your team do the big objectives or a big push while you send shitloads of mercs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *pings you relentlessly because you're not in teamfights*

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hitting core
          >ZOMG WERE R U WE NEED TRIBUTT TEAMFITHG
          >its 0/3-0/3

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Teamfights are the perfect time to actually go ltierally anywhere else and dump all your banelings, roaches and muta in a tower and get shit done, then nydus back and throw some ling potshots at people from afar
          Zagara doesnt really have much of a presence in a team without the maw, all your shit is gonna die in the crossfire, you're best playing her as an annoyance to have the enemies constantly roaming to defend their towers and camps

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            silver talk

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's honestly where zagara can only compete, any further and people start realizing they can kill your tumors and ruin your game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BEHOLD MY EDGY TRIFECTA

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the VA makes Alarak a real pleasure to play. Even if your team is losing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ETC caster is a miracle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medivh.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't play a ton but
      >Arthas
      >Cho'Gall
      >Azmodan

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my boy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw a Murky on enemy team

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My big homie offcourse
      Also
      Whitemane is the best healer you can play in a moba

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never forgive them for removing double blind build from the game. Never.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Gigachad. Break beneath the endless tide.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some supports bring a lot of healing. Other supports have a lot of CC and utility.
        Kharazim here, supports his team by punching the other team right in the fricking teeth.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is something HoTS was super based for. They weren’t afraid to make a support that could actually just square up to people and start beating the shit out of them.
          Like I’m pretty sure I once saw a Stukov do like 40% of Chromie’s life with a single AA.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >main chadazim
        >Can solo 2-3 enemies at a time
        >Highest damage
        >Highest kills
        >No deaths
        >Team complains because I'm not healing them enough.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love fighting Monk with Butcher. It was fun when to came to the cat and mouse crap. That said, he never lasted long if I had him chained like a pig.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still don't understand how People can play him
          >play dp build die
          >play heal build die
          there must be some curse or secret
          like some heroes I can play amazingly well at all times and some despite liking them, just are my suicide pill

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The tide broke you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used to be the same, but then I found a build I liked and he just clicked. Now he's my favorite hero.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Li Ming blink build
      Also Arthas, he was rarely super good or meta while I played, but there was a time when his frostwyrm ult was really good I think, haven't followed the game in years though, feel free to tell me how my boy is doing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love outranging turrets at lv 1, and bullying people out of my fun zone
      frick chromie if she's on the enemy team you just cant play

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play hammer years ago, and tell people her rocket repeating ult was broken because it just put an inevitable clock on the game
        >everyone calls me moronic
        >continue to win games with it for a while, but stop playing hammer
        >years later people realize its an issue and it gets nerfed
        How did it take years for people to realize it was game winning?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think it was particularly good because it takes too long to really get value and is only good in a situation where there is a stalemate. It was only nerfed due to aram and brawls.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probius for life, such a unique playstyle for a moba

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abathur was pretty fun when things went my way
      >enemy team of morons get fed up with my shit and go 3v1 against me
      >they end up retreating
      >allies complement me and laugh at the enemy

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TIME TO SPOOK homieS WITH MY BOY LEORIC

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the game actually revived, as in people are actually playing it? Last time I tried playing I could only find ARAM games fairly quickly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      game just had a bugfix PTR
      this would not be much on its own, but that PTR also redid the difficulty ratings for each hero, which is only something that matters for new players.
      People are expecting HOTS to be the next game Blizz puts on Steam which, even if that's not a real revival, will result in a boost to the playercount and some mild developer attention.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we getting John Halo as a Hero?

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Li Ming feet on my face

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    99.99% sure this is just updating a few things, so that at Blizzcon on November 3rd, they can do one of those "AND THE GAME IS NOW RELEASING ON STEAM AND MICROSOFT GAMEPASS" kind of things.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather they keep it dead. Nu-Blizzard is just going to ruin the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but anon this game came out during the nu-blizzard era

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nu-blizz will ruin the game
      even the competent blizz devs who worked on it before it got axed were busy ruining it
      did you forget the "we reworked your hero to make the old fun talent build partially baseline and entirely dogshit so it's just a shell of its former self" shit they kept pulling? Medivh, Alarak, Zarya, holy shit

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait to see battle pass and heroes locked behind them

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HoN was a miracle.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was Flint so fun to play but Sniper in Dota 2 sucks so much?

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl I just play vs AI in this game to relax. You can get games in under a minute so apparently a bunch of other people do it to. I don't have time to be sweaty in qm.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I almost got all but 3 heroes to level 25 just by playing vs. AI. Best chill game IMO, the events were fun as frick too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always liked those ARAMs where everyone was the same hero. Those really separated the wheat from the chaff.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sweaty in QM
      Play Murky
      >Never have to sit around dead
      >Doesn't matter if you die anyway
      >Ruin every teamfight by split pushing
      >Occasionally octo a ov*erwatch Black person who's playing extremely aggro because he has 12 blinks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        introducing overwatch characters ruined the game for me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to first pick Murky in storm league. This would 75% of the time make the other team pick butcher and lose

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this game was dead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's died twice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the game yesterday and Hanzo still had scatter arrows. Made me laugh

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick no. Nublizzard stay the frick away from my Succerigan

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stukov and Whitemane are some of the best characters ever put in a MOBA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know what people ever saw in Stukov. His healing was tedious to use and his kit was fricking lame. Both ults are boring, your only decent ability was a shitty channel
      only thing Stukov had going for him in the fun department was his gigajacked autoattack damage
      Whitemane is of course based as frick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Both ults are boring
        >he never GET OUT'd an enemy all the way across the map
        Insubordinate and churlish.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the thing about Stukov is, he is the mothafrickin Stukov. Also I like his overtime heals

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Massive Shove
        > Boring ult

        Please, it's one of the most satisfying move to pull off successfully

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's HotS best girl?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whitemane

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zagara and it's not even close

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zagara my beloved...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like that she's more famous for this game than Diablo, her origin game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, yea, she didn't exist as a unique named character in D3.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her voice lines were still goat. There's never enough overconfident wienery characters who can back up their big talk, especially in video games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, D3 characters have no personality at all and are basically self-insert clean slates. HOTS gave them character. Even D2's Amazon is god tier in that game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And she is still sexy.
          Not that abomination that is D2R.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orphea

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her lines in d3 are fantastic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking HATE THIS prostitute
      Stupid, easy-mode c**t with her 4 second CD teleport that goes over walls and gives her a shield, frick her with a rake.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it were easy, everyone would do it 😉

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          EVERYONE DOES
          THIS c**t IS IN 9 OUR OF 10 GAMES
          FRICK YOUUUUUUU

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's the hottest character, has a great voice, and I enjoy her gameplay loop of fishing for resets when anyone who isn't a tank has under 60% HP. Blame Blizzard for making her kit so overtuned and then never doing anything about it, I'm already playing the bad game, I need to play a lamer character as well?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whitemane obviously

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yrel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alexstasza

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zagara and it's not even close

      Zagara my beloved...

      For the Swarm QT!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to put my dick in Ascended Li Ming

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want Li Ming's tight ass wedged against my nostrils

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated the idea of original characters, I hated even more the execution and I'm not a e-girlcon BUT there is something about this brat that screams CORRECTION

        >Stop it! You're embarrassing both of us.
        Posh little brat a cute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hated the idea of original characters, I hated even more the execution and I'm not a e-girlcon BUT there is something about this brat that screams CORRECTION

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orphea at least played into the loose setting they had going (where each map narrator was a lord of their own respective zone). I completely forget Qhira isn't an Overwatch character or even exists for that matter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orphea felt a little bit like horseshit on release because landing a Q allows her to go through terrain and traps, but she's fine now. Also the fact that Raven Lord announcer has special quotes for her at the start of the match is kino
        Qhira can go FRICK herself though, holy shit. I hate this c**t even when she's on my team.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dat poledance taunt

      Truly the last remaining based Blizz devs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even a competition. If there is a blue woman in the game, she BTFOs everything else

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then step aside.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yrel is bluer though

          But Female Draenei are all futas...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stupid sexy goat

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yrel is bluer though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hate her rework.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't frick a deer, right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would frick a pony, so a deer isn't too far off the mark.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Li-Ming and the Wizard from Diablo 3 because they are essentially the same power as Azula, respectively.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they literally had the same voice actress

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i know

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love my girl Maiev, even if I sucked ass at her ingame

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >girl

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really happening?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Free to play" is a delusion granted to the weak by the strong. Or so I've heard :))
        How the frick did he get away with this?

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cool gameplay concept
    >but all of the characters are ugly and boring
    the ui is also pretty bad

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    redownloading rn, alachud main

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've come to say good night...

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    give me one reason they would bring hots alive again,when all they care about is profit.makes no sense to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean by alive

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lewd skins.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy PR which Blizzard desperately needs.
      Easy marketing Avenue for Microsoft to get their products noticed in places like Russia/Brazil/Korea where blizzard still has pull.
      HotS was a passion product of blizzard devs, any left might be able to convince micros guys to risk it.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >le troony xD out of nowhere
    Obsessed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      nu-gays pls go and stay go

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they do a HotS 3.0 there's no way they don't gut the games current monetization to hell
    Unless they changed it (been a long while since I played) HotS was ridiculously F2P friendly in terms of getting both characters and cosmetics

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HoTS was fun and it got me into making shitty memes on SFM.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Black person, that ability is so fricking gay it makes will smith look manly.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one big problem I have with HOTS is all of the overwatch heroes are incredibly obnoxious to play against, did they ever fix that or are they still awful?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      still awful

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ana, Zaria and to some extent Lucio are the only non-cancer Overwatch heroes.
      Ana is fricking obnoxious but playing her actually requires landing skillshots so people who play her earn their wins. Zarya is a decent, honest hero who plays by the same rules as the other characters. Lucio is obnoxious and can attack while moving but still feels generally fair. Everyone else can absolutely go frick themselves though, especially Tracer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Overwatch heroes are annoying.
      Gold player here. All Tracers and Genjis do is dive and feed. And the others are mostly fine, I never had problems with them.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hots is interesting for me because I can quit the game for two years, have a weird friend suggest we play it one night out of boredom, and I can just go back to teleport build Li Ming and stomp because the games balance rarely shifts much. Going from fighting games to this, or even other mobas is such a dichotomy.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a hero brawlerTM, but i agree, only secondaries and casual scum/league players call it "moba"

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you play:
    Raynor
    Jaina
    Li-Ming
    Qhira
    and especially Nova
    you are an utter subhuman scum bot that needs to kill himself this instant

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Kevin from the Heroes Dev team

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >See you in 2019!
      nu-Brizzard did this game dirty

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Valeera before the stealth change

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand I want hots to make a comeback but on the other hand the reason the game was so good was because it was a passion project of og blizzard devs, if they put a nublizzard team to work on it they'll completely ruin it

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I'll reinstall

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT IS NOT A MOBER, IT'S A HERO BRAWLER!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually it's FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Blizzard Heroes!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nyooooooooh you HAVE to spend 30 minutes hitting minions

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really cant get over how some people are obsessed with farming, why not go play something else like vampire survivors if you just want to chow down fodder

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't sell out Blizzcon tickets
    >No one playing their franchise flops
    >D4 a disaser
    >WoW in shambles
    >Zoomer survival game siphoning up money with nothing to show for it
    >Can somehow afford to bring HOTS out of maintenance mode
    >A game assfricked by Riot for half a decade
    I hope Phil just shuts Blizzard down for being stupid at this point.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares israelite.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go find your grandma in the rubble, Ahmed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anyone who hates israelites must be arabic

          Cuck-homosexual, I...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol no. have a nice day. Or go back and do it live. Idgaf.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are cringe

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              K samegay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>A game assfricked by Riot for half a decade
      Ad Populum, Ganker's favorite fallacy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I MUST PLAY WHAT'S POPULAR WITH THE MASSES!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      survival game siphoning up money with nothing to show for it
      blizzard made a survival game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "made" is questionable

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was a patch in september this year, it's the bi-annual maintenance patch, these happen more often than you think
    game will NEVER exit maintenance mode

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact it has a team working on it at all is appalling. It's not something that can be fixed. It needs a complete do-over from a concept standpoint.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fact it has a team working on it at all is appalling
        it doesn't take more than 1 guy to slightly change some numbers around, bro

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got that old leak that showed what they had planned? The one with superman and shit, that was still probably real because it called KT, Blaze, Xul, etc

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >giving blizzard MAU

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only getting the heroes wasnt such a fricking chore, this game would be almost perfect (for a moba at least)

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should put just enough resources into this to finish the Arthas rework. They can go back to maintenance mode after that, I don't care.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all maiev skins ugly? I expected her to be hot goth elf gf

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is Anub getting his original voice actor back?

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DARKNESS CALLS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are the spam-click quotes so fricking funny?
      >Nova's spam-click quote getting "INDEFINITELY POSTPONED" midway through
      >Yrel mocking how WoD cancelled the planned Faralohn patch zone by telling you how cool and great it is
      >Tychus dropping his cigar into his power armor
      >Medivh insulting Khadgar
      >Alexstrasza seething that Dehaka got the "Life finds a way" reference and she didn't
      >Kerrigan mocking how moronic her Xel'Naga plotline was
      >"If I ever find out who invented the chainmail bikini I'm going to punch their jaw off their face." says character in chainmail bikini
      >Tyrande being a mormon missionary
      >Sylvanas pointing how how her story is just a rehash of Kerrigan (or vice versa)
      >Azeroth Metrion Xinthos!

      Gul'dan being sued for copyright infringement by Darkness, they really did a good job continuing the "darkness calls" joke.

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy Whitemane announcer is the best

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's amazing that nublizzard even allowed such unfathomably based voice lines to be spoken in one of their games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think the game was killed when it was finally starting to take off?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The HotS team were untainted by the nu-devs.
        Just look at the toxic masculinity

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You got the pic of one of the lead devs with all the half naked anime figures on his work desk?

          Also threadly reminder that no character in any video game will ever approach a mere FRACTION of the pue unfilted SOVL that radiates from Zul'jin. If you weren't screaming TAZDINGO at 3am playing this homie then you were doing it wrong.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            MAKE WAY FOR DA BAD GUY

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that fraction of a second where you can see the "character getting killed" spark around him
            kek
            Every time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't some of them have anime figurines on their desks?
          They were the last bastion of fun left at blizzard at the time

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the HotS team is probably in possession of at least 85% of all testosterone left in the entire state of california.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not a single one of them was blamed for workplace harassment when all the blizz shit got dug up
          Curious that this is the one team that had no problems at all, truly a mystery

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Emasculated homosexuals behave like...surprise! homosexuals.

            No wonder the company had severe issues. No one likes being around liberal scum.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The funny thing is, the lead skin designer for HoTS was a gay man. But he was an oddly based gay man because his desk was full of naked anime woman figures and he personally did a lot of the skimpy female skins.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing inherently wrong with being gay, the problem is when you make it your whole personality, then you become a homosexual

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prob was bi on occassion.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember how the person who designed Alex and Yrel’s animations turned out to a woman with massive breasts, which is why those two have a lot of jiggle

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone Ganker
          >Everyone smiling genuine smiles
          >Chadenergy out of the charts.
          If only they where successful, Blizzard could've been saved. But it was the diverse hires that fell upwards...
          It is our fault for buying Gold in WOW....

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are americans so fricking huge
          I'm unironically lifting but I'm nowhere near as big as that
          And they're fricking nerds and programmers too
          What the FRICK are they putting in the food

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            american here, we just literally never stop eating. if you combine that lifestyle with lifting even 3 times a week you become frick huge

            im a skeleton though, never understood how my fellow countrymen eat so fricking much

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            High-protein diet.
            All our national dishes are high in protein.
            The foods we import are either protein or we cover it in protein.
            Even our goyslop is pure protein.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            These nerds and programmers have(had) highly paid jobs and successful lives. They are smart enough to eat correctly and exercise.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all chads and stacies
          >not a single troon or blue haired femoid
          game kept it's SOUL until the bitter end

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never forget what Blizzard took from us.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've just done an update to WC3 and it was pretty substantial so expect something like that for HoTS but don't expect more than a hefty balance shake up patch

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the spam-click quotes so fricking funny?
    >Nova's spam-click quote getting "INDEFINITELY POSTPONED" midway through
    >Yrel mocking how WoD cancelled the planned Faralohn patch zone by telling you how cool and great it is
    >Tychus dropping his cigar into his power armor
    >Medivh insulting Khadgar
    >Alexstrasza seething that Dehaka got the "Life finds a way" reference and she didn't
    >Kerrigan mocking how moronic her Xel'Naga plotline was
    >"If I ever find out who invented the chainmail bikini I'm going to punch their jaw off their face." says character in chainmail bikini
    >Tyrande being a mormon missionary
    >Sylvanas pointing how how her story is just a rehash of Kerrigan (or vice versa)
    >Azeroth Metrion Xinthos!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tyrande brings up that her one rule with Malfurion is no shapeshifting in bed
      >This implies that other druids do
      HA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's been a staple of every blizzard rts, go play warcraft 2, starcraft + broodwar and warcraft 3 in this order.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Butcher growling and telling you to frick off.

      I love how he doesn't ramble like a damned broken toy. He just wants to kill stuff and eat meat, simple as.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recall Gazlowe's being pretty amusing. Can't look them up right now to quote them here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of Thrall's lines are gold

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wait, what? What do you mean, there's lore in this game? You guys actually paid someone to write a story about Raynor meeting Diablo? Isn't this precisely what fan fiction is for?!" (growls) "I didn't approve any of this!"
        always gets me. You can tell the Devs had fun making this game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, in Thrall’s case it’s especially great because it’s clearly just Metzen speaking through Thrall

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What? I was NEVER dead aright? I was just resting me eyes

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >X game is actually the best FPS in the genre because it gets rid of the tedious things like reloading, aiming and movement, letting you get right into the action, the matches are short too!
    This is what you hotskeks sound like, the reason your game is dead as dogshit is because it is genuinely made to be played by even pensioners and down syndromers. You play a game that is somehow worse than League of all things.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    post builds you are not supposed to use, but are too much fun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The win blades stay ON

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      me using 110% of my brain power to not pick twinblades every game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I raged every time I got a TB Varian in my team...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pilot spec D.Va is my shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I raged every time I got a TB Varian in my team...

      Bronze Blades was such a polarizing thing. Against a team with low CC or Blinds he could pretty much 1v5.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could hard counter him with heal reductions.
        I had my fun with him and Abathur but on StormLeague it was 99% lost if Varian picked TB

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got permabanned for calling a Twin Varian a fruit, kys gay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full beetle build with Anub is fricking kino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leo mithril mace.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget spectral leech

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eat 20% of their life +15% damange on completition
          >do it again because cooldown reduction
          >at lvl 20 get giga aura and 40 armor
          he's so busted, i love it.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add one Valve character to HotS and come up with their kit

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any heroes like rubick or bounty hunter in this game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you mean invisible pussy who will stab you in the dark corner, there is zeratul and valeera
      or thrall with q build if you are the type to spam shurikens

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's less about invis but more about stealing, stealing spells, stealing gold, stealing stats and most importantly stealing fun

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont think you can steal anything except buildings, minions and of course, fun
          you can do aoe tb sunder though if that counts. funniest shit ever seeing the enemy carry kill his own team

          [...]

          bruh

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HotS is actually a fun game, probably the best mobashit out there

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine with a moba not having much of a laning phase to speak of, I don't think that makes the genre, but I really feel like itemization is important. Dota will never get old because there's so many item varieties, even if there are a handful of "best" set ups depending on your team comp/enemy comp.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      talent build is much better than item build.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but dota's gameplay sucks. almost everything is auto target/no skill shots

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talent trees are good enough variety really for me. If you need something new, play a different hero.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, frick that. Dota and lol are insufferable to play when you're losing specifically because of items.

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Lili. maybe dogyd will come back too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb panda.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dogyd

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        WTF??? ARE WE A HIVEMIND

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dogyd

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't play this, the lag is too bad from Cape Town.

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like playing Medivh in quick matches and you can't stop me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quick matches
      Play whatever the frick you want there.

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    and anudda one

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the feeling you have when you whiff a charge with Blaze?
    It's a mix of despair and sadness for me.

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prophet Muhammad as a furry hero WHEN?

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OUCHIE
    TIME!

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Tauren built an entire city on top of a mesa using tents! You know, I wonder, where do they go... you know.

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add him, you fricks.

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Esports focus is what killed the game.
    They just wanted to try to skim some of the esports money off of league instead of just focusing on making the game good.
    Obviously after it failed miserably they cut their losses because the game could never naturally recover the money they shoveled into it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because the players came up with Meta Madness which is way more interesting than any tournament Blizzard ever put on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they killed it because it had poor monetization model while it was deisnged by old blizz devs to be a love letter to the fans. The upper management didnt really like it when they looked at the charts and decided to axe it when they went turbo-happy merchant mode and the old devs were kicked out.

      Now you have old blizzard developers literally having to re-create their own franchises with Stormgate

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no pubes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why couldn't they copy monetisation from dota? That shit generates gigabuxx because community already does sets for you and at the same times players get more than simple armor swap

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get offered Deathwing in ARAM
    >Tychus and Karazhim on the enemy team

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play Tychus
      >enemy team has High HP heroes
      >play pure minigun and minigun time buff build
      picture vaguely related

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the ultimate ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quest dings are everything

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a "Tychus takes In The Rhythm and That's The Stuff" and kills himself with it over and over rerun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      and Karazhim on the enemy team
      Don't forget Leoric too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Leoric still banned in ARAM?

        FREE MY BOY HE DID NOTHING WRONG

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is? I had no idea. Why though? Entomb is too strong?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it’s because of his passive actually

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's because homosexuals would just AFK under towers and die 100 times thinking they were doing something

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because he dies so often in ARAM they get tons of reports. Uninronically why he's banned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >malthael and leoric on enemy team
      >we got double deathwing, 1 ranged 1 melee
      >we both Q at the lightning breath diablo
      >we won

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread is almost 2 hours old
    >Already close to 500
    The frick?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE'RE SO FRICKING BACK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are dozens of us that miss this game
      DOZENS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        not really missing ,still playing it. got a bunch of homies and its our to go game because
        >short games
        >fun
        >can do rando shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HotS is fondly remembered.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three autists can make anything look huge, look at Pathfinder, there's a fricking thread every hour of the day up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we are at 123 individual posters (at least I hope so)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 autists
        >125 IPs

        shut up Black person

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          124 people posted 1 reply each
          I posted the 350+ others on my own
          It's me it's all me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hots was the easies moba to play and thanks to that try harders were repeled making the game actually enjoyable

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play healers exclusively.
    Ask me anything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do i put my healing circles as Alexstraza?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Under your tank when they are fighting the enemy.

        Do you played based healers (Kharazim, Stukov, Uther) or cringe healers (SC Medic, Lili, potentially also Uther)

        All of them.
        But my most played are Stukov, Morales and Anduin.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you played based healers (Kharazim, Stukov, Uther) or cringe healers (SC Medic, Lili, potentially also Uther)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        tfw they killed my girl Ana

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many wieners have you sucked?

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally get Janny Leoric
    >The game dies
    ahhhhhhhhhhh

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I main Kharazim, Dehaka, Stukov, and Nova and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna party up?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ANYONE WANNA PARTY UUUUPPP???

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, get dab on

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh cool, time to see what people liked about this game
    >launch game
    >10 dollars to get any character
    >delete game
    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        your game is going to die tomorrow

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What happens tomorrow?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't kill what's already dead fool

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats back...
    this game sucked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its literally the most fun moba

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember having fun with the game and feel the temptation of reinstalling
    But then I remember overwatch heroes and the temptation disappears instantly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If by OW heroes, you mean Tracer and Genji, then the trick is to learn Kharazim because that dude can make them fricking seethe like little else thanks to Earth Ally

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Malfurion so unfun to play?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Malfurion is about making other heroes more fun to play by giving them infinite fricking mana with double innervates. It is what supports are meant to do after all, to lift others up so you can be stronger together.

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo in this game proof that more games should have a dedicated “choke slam this b***h” button

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take double charge talent
      >take double slam talent
      >grab b***h and slam her behind me
      >slam her to a fricking wall
      >repeat
      Literally made you feel like a gorilla

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cho'gall and Vikings in the loading screen artwork for ARAM
    >literally impossible to get them there

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL is back?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got the blonde volleyball ming in gacha several years ago
      >never change out since
      Amazing how generous they were to f2p.

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll only consider it "back" once we actually get new content.
    New heroes, new maps, new abilities.

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orphea summer skin when?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a child...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        16's legal in my country, bro.

        Now the homosexual spamming that fricking 12 year old panda is another story.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          12 is legal on Pandaria, bro.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person what the frick is wrong with you.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOOO THINK ABOUT THE FICTIONAL PANDA CHILD
              the question here is, what is wrong with you? aside from being a massive homosexual

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Giant pandas reach sexual maturity at 5.5 to 6.5 years.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lili is actually a hag
                Well there we have it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh okay.
        >kills her in brutal fashion

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's not real

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A not real child

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who isn't real, yes

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              And is a child

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you play Call of Duty you're a murderer
                your logic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                still a child

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no counter argument
                I accept your concession.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And still a child

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy the Jannie hammer, moron.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                out of ten?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lili pedos are back.
    And Monkey Pawn continues.

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah it's just so much fun playing a game with 2 seconds of action and 15 minutes of laning.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        AH YES the epic fricking oneshotterinos!!! hecking 5 second fighterino after standing in lane for half an hour!!!!!

        But neither of that is happening in the video you blind kneejerking moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AH YES the epic fricking oneshotterinos!!! hecking 5 second fighterino after standing in lane for half an hour!!!!!

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pls Blizzard bring it back.

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the "AU" Skins that had shit like Malfurion being the betrayer and Tyrande being his Jailer, while Illidan and Maiev were good goys? I always loved those shit was so cool.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dreadlord Jaina broke wow gays.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any sane man would want the b***h on the left to sit on thine face.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine threesome with both

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        god I wanna lick sweat off her abs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the Wrong Universe skins, where characters were reimagined as part of another game like sgt hammer being an orc

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just here for Lili

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are still sexy characters to censor? interesting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a blizzard consumer calling other morons
        cute

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really sad how the higher ups just killed this game, but Blizzard also has to blame themselves for only getting in on the genre when LoL and Dota 2 were already firmly entrenched, good luck getting people to make the swap
    I think it just filtered the egotistical shitters that make up 80% of any MOBAs userbase because of shared exp and team reliance, it was a bit harder to carry solo by just being the best mechanical player in a game, but being good at teamfighting, objectives and map movement have never been more rewarded than in this game

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER 4GET

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Junkrat is the only acceptable OW character cause he's funi

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAILY REMINDER THAT 27.07.2017 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS A DARK DAY IN ORCISH HISTORY.

    [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

    Blizzard really fricked up with Garrosh's representation in Heroes of the Storm. His abilities and role do not fit his character fantasy in any way. His kit should have been for another character.

    Yes, he is fun to play. But he should have been a bruiser, like Artanis, but with burst and less focus on defense and with an ability to force 1v1.

    >what Blizzard devs did
    Hey guys we plan to release Garrosh somewhere in summer 2017
    Fast forward summer 2017
    Alright guys just attach some existing kit to Garrosh and release him. And dont forget to make a legendary skin + bike with a bunch of tints

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an older meme, but it checks out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU
      ARE
      DISMISSED

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the pull + launch combo was devastating, i'm glad they removed it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe a little

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm glad they removed it.
        when?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      basedbasedbased

      why are people so mad at the OW characters, i never understood this

      at the time tracer came out, tychus and falstad were considered mobile heroes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome back

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HotS IT'S SO FRICKING BACK
    >minor update for visual bugs and adjust few habilities

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that time they reworked Raynor, and he went from “a dude with a gun” into “Hillbilly Death Laser”

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nice try homosexuals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yoooooo
      YOOOOOO

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LiLiGODS we are SO BACK

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it feels like blizzard pulled the plug on this right as it was on the upswing.
    fricking idiots.

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time to dust off my level 116 Alexstrasza

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