It's honestly bizarre how bad this game is

It's honestly bizarre how bad this game is

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly amazing how it still filters morons to this very day

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have mixed feelings. I love the aesthetics and environments, basically the entire problem with the game is the fludd jetpack, which severely constrained their ability to design good levels.

    The fludd-less floating void sections are some of the most pure 3D platforming I've ever seen, which clearly shows that the folks working on it knew their shit, they were just prevented from actually being able to put it to work for most of the main levels.

    Even so, it has a pretty unique charm about it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I love the aesthetics and environments, basically the entire problem with the game is the fludd jetpack, which severely constrained their ability to design good levels
      Nah, the environment really did a number on the level design. Beaches are flat. They wanted everything to look immersive and "comfy" at the cost of actual platforming, so there's a ton of shines where you just fricking walk down a path instead of the wild acrobatics you'd see in Super Mario 64. Then they filled up the rest with gimmicks.

      The first half of Corona Mountain is platforming that expects you to use Fludd competently and I had more fun with that short section than the rest of that slog of a game

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the wild acrobatics you'd see in Super Mario 64
        Super Mario 64 had fifteen main levels and at best two of them involved "wild acrobatics"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you find it strange how the moment we have technology that is good enough we're given gimmicky goyslop instead.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fludd gliding you for 2 fricking seconds
    >all those god damn geometry levels

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yoshi can't even swim

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dodo do dododoo
    DOOOOO
    *palms start sweating*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >palms start sweating
      you have to be a literal brainlet to be bad at mario games

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only aspects of this game I dislike
    >blue coins inconsistent from shine to shine / no way to track blue coins
    >bowser volcano gate opening conditions are wack
    overall jank but fun and the "hard" shines are not actually that hard

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course blue coins are inconsostent from level to level. The blue coins you can't get in every mission are designed to be only attainable in one mission and couldn't make sense in another mission due to added/missing elements (the hotel casino or the fire goop in Pianta Village for example). Most of those mission specific coins are pretty obvious if you just explore carefully and do the mission. There also aren't many of actual mission specific coins. Still sucks that they aren't rlly trackable, you're right.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mama Mia!
    *PSSSSHHH*

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking filtered

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's bizarre about it is how aspects of it that would feel incredibly tedious in any other game feel more comfy and tolerable in it.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be more tempted to replay it if it wasnt for the blue coin thing.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The airplanes flying around in the skybox

    Pure soul. I loved just aiming the camera up and watching them go

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope one day the beta gets fricking leaked.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    good game dude woooooow

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically linking ecelebs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Game grumps
      Dude just fricking have a nice day Jon era or literally have a nice day.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait til you see how bad the b-team stopgap mario games are where they just piece together games made from leftover assets. Stuff like "new" super mario, mario "3d" world and mario "elephant" etc are.

    You'll realise how good Sunshine actually was.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons like you been saying shit like this for over 20 years now
      it's always will be dogshit you are just as deranged as sonic fans

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does any know if the PAL version had any glitches fixed over the NTSC version? I was watching Giant Bomb's old playthrough and they were running into more glitches than I ever remember seeing, and I've finished it a couple of times.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up snoy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Owned

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You meant to post a picture of Odyssey, right OP?

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game about cleaning up a city
    >You literally wield a water-spraying jetpack
    >Like 10% of the game involves FLUDD beyond platforming
    Nintendo fricked up. They could have made Sunshine into a nonviolent, environmentally-conscious Ratchet & Clank but instead we got 64 with somehow jankier movement and less content.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does anyone unironically dislike this game? The settings and music are fantastic, it added a fun mechanic to the Mario formula and it's memorable as frick unlike odyssey.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My homie it has one good boss fight, two good songs and all of the good stages are hidden inside of pipes. Even then, only half of them are fun to play.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had an N64 as a kid
    >never had a GameCube as a kid

    >loved Super Mario 64
    >Sunshine was a huge disappointment

    >loved Ocarina and Majora
    >Wind Waker was a huge disappointment

    >loved Paper Mario
    >Thousand Year Door was PURE FRICKING KINO

    I'm glad to discover it wasn't just me and the GameCube actually was shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Year Door was PURE FRICKING KINO
      No it wasn't. It was nothing but shitty backtracking and padding.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sa2b
      >melee
      >ttyd
      >soul calibur 2 with link
      >air ride
      >luigi's mansion
      >4 swords
      >star fox assault and adventures
      >super monkey ball 2
      >mario strikers
      >double dash
      >pokemon colosseum
      >mario party 4
      >wario ware
      Frick you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        all shit

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just like your brains and insides

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            weird fetish you got there but okay
            try to keep it yourself

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gamecube is carried hard by a select few titles. I appreciate that nintendo was willing to experiment with established IPs but for the most part it didn't pay off. For every good sequel like f zero, neat original ip like pikmin or solid spinoff like luigi's mansion there's a bunch of games with questionable stylistic or gameplay choices or that are just shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simpsons Hit and Run
      Digimon Rumble Arena 2
      Amazing Island
      Spongebob Movie game

      GameCube's strongest titles were 3rd party

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoyed of most 3d marios here (never played odyssey) why does this one in particular make so many people on this board shit and fart in anger so much?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it SUCKS

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best 3D Mario is still 64 and it's romhacks. Sunshine was only good in certain sections. Fludd was only good with precise speedrun tricks and Mario felt more floaty overall. The hover mode fludd was too slow and awful to use.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Condition for the end game should have been 70 Shine Sprites like Mario 64.
    Reminder that every
    level 8 shine
    100 coins shine
    Bonus shine (2 per stage)
    Delfino Plaza shine
    Blue coins shine
    Is completely worthless because the end game condition is finishing every stage's level 7.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks so much wiener
    Anybody defending SMS is just plain moronic

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    iNinja was a much better platformer than Sunshine

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game and nothing you wienersuckers say will ever prevent me from having a fun, good time 100%ing this game every other year.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's my favorite 3D mario

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is the greatest litmus test. If you see someone complaining about one of the FLUDDless levels that isn't the IM A CHUCKSTER scenario, then they're automatically a shitter and their opinion should be discarded immediately.

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