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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let them cook

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna turn into a sequel, mark my words

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna turn into a porno, mark my words

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it already is
      fromsoft never ever claimed it was just a dlc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they put gmod mechanics in elden ring, completely filled in the underground and "the stars" I would cum in my pants
      I wouldn't care if it was "glorified dlc"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Gmod mechanics

        you want skibidi toilets in elden cringe?!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          I want to spawn in 10 melanias and make them fight 10 hoarah louxs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden ring was basically butchered and rushed out the door, it's no wonder they want to start fresh with a sequel instead of adding DLC to a ruined foundation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden ring was basically butchered and rushed out the door, it's no wonder they want to start fresh with a sequel instead of adding DLC to a ruined foundation

      >DLC includes an update to the base game
      >reworks all the dungeons to each include a new unique boss
      >ashes of war grant weapons trick combos
      >deflects inspired by Sekiro
      >evergaols all turned into puzzle zones
      >Redmane Castle, Raya Lucaria, Mountaintops, etc. are revamped and expanded
      I expect no less for how long it's taking

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over bros. Yesterday was supposed to be the day...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      TGA goyslop doesnt deserve it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It deserve it the first trailer was shown at tga

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the TGAs were slightly less insufferable back in 2019 or whenever it was

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was always insuffersble problem its curent gaming its almost AAAA bufget that takes most than half a decade with fake 4k graphics besides indie shit AA

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup will be dead if february have no trailer or news

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shadow of

    jesus really
    I've always respected FromSoft for their impeccable naming but this is pathetic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this newest schizo shit you're talking about?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elden Ring: Odyssey
        >Legacy of Limgrave
        >Rise of the Tarnished

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ????????????????

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you not get it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Artorias of the Abyss
          >all the crowns
          >Scholar of the First Sin
          >The Old Hunters
          >Ashes of Ariandel
          >The Ringed City
          >Shadow of the Erdtree
          It fits right in

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        a game called Shadow of the Colossus came out one time I guess? of all the things to nitpick about lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a verb followed by a noun it's fricking lazy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the same guys from
      > Is this the blood of the dark souls 3 - Gael second phase

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expansion

    https://twitter.com/ELDENRING/status/1630478058103734274

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A full year without news
      Grim..

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 years later we still won't have a trailer

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be the same size as the base game.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shadow
    the tree glows how does it have a shadow?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an allusion to both deathblight/godwyn and the shadows a la maliketh and blaidd.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Japanese PlayStation Partners awards just happened
    >Producer Yasuhiro Kitao said “I’ll talk about the DLC another time. It's still a little ways off, but progress is going well. Like Bloodborne's expansion, it has new battles and new characters: So please look forward to new things."
    This was a week or so ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So in the worst case the expansion will be at least the same tier as the old hunter. I would expect more since this one takes way more time than TOH

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki and his team deserve a break!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they deserve become hollow husk devs doing the same slop until the end of times and beyond

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I would like to see:

    Elden Ring: Shadow Of The Erdtree Edition

    Features 5-10 new enemies and bosses, 5-10 new armor sets, 10 new weapons. The new enemies replace previously reused enemy types in some areas. npc quests and ending quests got reworked for more clear tracking. On-screen compass became an item feature. Vitality can be upgraded by stats or by armor to withstand up to 10 hits from bosses.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boring. Stop with your enemy types. Haligtree is kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armor should just buff the % absorption to 40-50% max without buffs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5-10 new bosses
      More like 10-20 considering how often reused bosses are
      >5-10 new armor sets
      Good
      >10 new weapons
      Up it, pretty sure each DS DLC brought around 10 weapons, double it up
      >SotFShit
      No. This was shit before, it will be shit again. Make new areas, this has been the proven success since DS1
      >compass becomes an item feature
      Won’t happen, but best case is they remove the compass completely
      >up to 10 hits from bosses
      git gud simple as
      The real answer to how to save the DLC is copy DS3 but in 1 expansion instead of 2: revamp pvp (did it already, just fix matchmaking because holy shit is it bad), make sure the core bosses are unique, make sure the music is on point (people shit on kitamura but Gael’s theme is still the best in the franchise), and fricking add a rematch mode for bosses - there’s already an in-universe explanation through remembrances, just let us fight bosses again without having to save state, mod, or play 150 hours to get to them.
      >better PvP
      >better bosses
      >rematch bosses for runes or shits n giggles
      All they need

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0 info on Elden Ring until it was about to release
    same shit, you Black folk are just impatient and spoiled by constant marketing

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of DS2’s three dlcs / DS3’s two dlcs stretched over a year and a half, it releases all at once
    >put out a mech game in the mean-time so you can cook in peace
    This is the correct choice by all metrics, I for one cannot wait to see the seething when a DLC wins GOTY for 2024

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just give us a vague release date

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Summer 2024 to drive sales

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has it already been two years?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People said the same shit about Elden Ring and it turned out fine.
    I'd rather to let them take their time and make good content.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Fine
      > Need a patch to make a barbarian shit npc to move out of the cuck room

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people want actually new content and not a reskin
    >they spend years making new stuff
    >Ganker gets mad
    What do you gays want?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      to make strangers miserable and be paid attention to for it

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will come out as soon as Palestine is Free.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the map will be huge with many other quests

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the difference between an expansion and a DLC?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not too much but dlc its always smaller content and mtx shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      an expansion is what happens when I interact with your mom

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't rush art.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so basically the entire world map is getting a reskin. mark my words.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    people hem and haw and shriek about what fromsoft devs are doing when they're quiet, then they deliver every time. there are plenty of companies that don't deliver though, or have a lot to answer for. fromsoft has proven their ability to cook

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEAREST MIQUELLA... YOU MUST ABIDE ALONE A WHILE...

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