>it's just RE4 but Melee

>it's just RE4 but Melee

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the final boss is shit and doesn't take advantage of the combat at all
    Just like RE4.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Azel is the final boss, Angra is just an epilogue for the story.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"you can call me D E V I L H A N D"
        >activates the D E V I L H A N D in the final fight
        >music changes
        Holy Kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Azel is the final boss
        This
        Azel was peak ludo.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The question is: Is it better than RE4 tho?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no stealth, just beating up bad guys
      >no escort missions, just beating up bad guys
      By a mile.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively: No
      But it's an awesome game.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GETTIN HONGRY HOMBRE!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People have the gall to complain about tank controls and then praise RE4

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something you'll understand soon enough, is that RE4 is always the exception to every arbitrary rule that Ganker whines about. It literally doesn't make sense until you realize that Ganker is shallow and unprincipled. And most of the people here are just posturing and putting on an act.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, in combination with the fact that half of Ganker was mindbroken into thinking that re4 actually sucks ass and was broken this entire time and that re4make is objectively better because crowbcat was stupid one time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >putting on an act
        to what end?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something you'll understand soon enough, is that RE4 is always the exception to every arbitrary rule that Ganker whines about. It literally doesn't make sense until you realize that Ganker is shallow and unprincipled. And most of the people here are just posturing and putting on an act.

      >Ganker is one person argument

      It may have something to do with RE4 being an amazing game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        meh too many QTEs to be anything more than "alright."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you're including every time you can press X to awesome on a ganado the only time there's too many is the dumb knife fight with Krauser.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God Hand wishes it was as well designed as RE4. GH is just a low budget mess that shares a game engine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      godhand uses okami engine akshually

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God Hand wishes it was as well designed as RE4.

      If we're being real. Beyond difficulty almost always definitionally facilitating more depth (doesn't mean difficulty=depth it just means that It allows for it to reveal itself more, if that makes sense) God Hand almost definitely has far more depth to it's combat system, and enemy design AND boss design generally than RE4.

      Seriously. I couldn't believe it when I played RE4 again after RE4R. And literally ran around the village shooting at villagers heads, then roundhouse kicking until I got a grenade and threw it at all the morons following me and...I instantly won.

      So much of RE4 is fake depth. The game is INCREDIBLY simple. Like ABSURDLY simple. So much of the game relies on your presumption of danger and tension. Or lack of understanding of the mechanics. If I think back to my first time playing RE4. I didn't even know that Leon could kick villagers. And I was so scared of the enemy, just inherently, that I didn't even try to fight most of them.

      I appreciate God Hand atleast for being more direct and honest. Enemies actually demand you use the mechanics like guard breaks, sweeps, and dodge. Not to mention because the Dodge isn't QTE.

      You'd be insane to unironically try an pretend that RE4 is a better designed GAME.

      >low budget mess

      Now what I'll agree with you on. Is this. I despise the generic bland and uninspired aesthetic of God Hand. It feels like some random low budget anime. Id almost dare to say that it literally feels like what you'd get if you put an AI prompt of: Haughty Young Male with Super powered Godly gauntlet beats up thugs in rocky/desert areas

      If God Hand had great visual design. Itd probably literally be peak. It's one of the only melee combat systems other than Dark Souls, that I have ever enjoyed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Enemies actually demand you use the mechanics like guard breaks, sweeps, and dodge
        Until you get to level die and the game becomes total garbage that changes its mechanics to require you to kite enemies around and fight one on one tediously.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it demands you read the manual and learn the crowd control inputs so you can abuse launchers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Until you get to level die and the game becomes total garbage that changes its mechanics to require you to kite enemies around and fight one on one tediously

          RE4 has this flaw too. Honestly, I wish Mikami would just be rid of this. Because now he's infected the current Resi games with this shit too. And we will NEVER be freed from it. Because I swear as much as game designers are smart. They're just as moronic.

          But yeah. I agree. Still think God Hand is the better designed game though. Like surprisingly so too, for such a low budget game. Wish there could be a sequel.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >RE4 has this flaw too
            No it doesn't. Even on the highest difficulty and at the end of the game where every enemy has armor on some part of them, they all get stunned in one hit. Infinitely better than kiting around enemies in GH and spamming launchers to separate them because none of your actually fun moves work.

            >that changes its mechanics
            It doesn't
            You can fight 10 enemies head on if you want, there's no one pointing a gun to your head forcing you to only fight one on ones

            >You can fight 10 enemies head on if you want
            Blatantly has never played on level die.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they all get stunned in one hit. Infinitely better than kiting around enemies in GH and spamming launchers to separate them because none of your actually fun moves work.

              Okay, but that's just an issue of balance. Also I don't think this applies to the normal difficulty.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also I don't think this applies to the normal difficulty.
                Normal and professional have 100% consistent reactions from damaging enemies. They always play out some sort of animation when not shot in armor.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about Normal for GodHand.

                My argument against RE4 is one I will take from a past anon "Casual shooter slop that killed the franchise" or something.

                Basically, it's a braindead game where you point and shoot at thing, then press "X to cool" move. So by virtue of being easier it'll be more "balanced".

                Look, I'm not excusing God Hand. I just don't think this is the typical enough experience.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                RE4 is no more casual than God Hand. Both have checkpoints every room and dynamic difficulty. RE4 still plays the same with the dynamic difficulty set to max and GH is a disaster at that setting.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Both have checkpoints every room and dynamic difficulty.

                Wow. Checkpoints and Dynamic difficulty. You are so smart. Games can't be hard if they have those. Very nuanced. It's like the opposite of black and white thinking.

                Sometimes I get depressed wondering what I'm still doing on this board. Unironically wasting my time with discussions like this... *sigh* what led my life to the point where I'm so desperate for good debate that I'm stuck here...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Games can't be hard if they have those
                Segmented games are always going to be way easier than single session ones. Especially when continuing lowers the difficulty.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No it doesn't. Even on the highest difficulty and at the end of the game where every enemy has armor on some part of them, they all get stunned in one hit. Infinitely better than kiting around enemies in GH and spamming launchers to separate them because none of your actually fun moves work.
              This is a skill issue (stubbornness, lack of desire to adapt to changing scenarios.)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is a skill issue (stubbornness, lack of desire to adapt to changing scenarios.)
                You obviously know nothing about GH.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a serial shitposter
                Pack it up boys no matter what he's being dishonest. Likely a huge nintendo fan considering his defense of re4.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So as well as Ryu avatargay, DoAgay, KH2FMgay, Barry and various DMCgays, we can add this guy to the list of people that ruin action threads?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >exposing GH is ruining action threads
                Boo hoo. Maybe post your gameplay for a change.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So yes, I'm correct in that we can add you to the list of people ruining action threads

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like the "action game fan" is a big baby who can't handle criticism of the games he barely plays.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this sperg genuinely believes he is on some kind of moral crusade towards godhand by posting the same webm by a speedtroony over and over

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a speedrun. That's just what the game looks like played at the highest level. You wouldn't know since you're a level 2 max player like everyone on this board. That is assuming you've actually played it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I was mixing it up with the other webm you post infinitely. To your response, I'm actually playing the game on hard mode rn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm actually playing the game on hard mode rn
                I doubt it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get fricked, moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >8 hours
                >stage 3
                Average God Hand fan lol.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                As you can see, he is a shitposting non-player who spams threads about games he doesn't like. He's also here every day. Want to know more?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I found my screenshot of my save file from years ago. How the frick did it take you so long?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that anon, but you ever leave a game running in the background? Also is it true you're 45 years old and spend all day on Ganker?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but you ever leave a game running in the background?
                Not for hours. Also the game has plenty of save points.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it true you're 45 years old?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shitposter-kun is a slowrunner
                lol, lmao even

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is nothing that forces you to play like a coward, kiting and abusing launchers. This is not optimal gameplay. The game allows you to select what moves you want for a reason

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is not optimal gameplay.
                Why don't you show us how it's done? Go ahead and fight ten enemies at once on level die.

                >Hard KMS runs are the only way the game is played
                Every time with you morons

                Hard KMS should be the game at its peak yet it clearly falls apart.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hard KMS should be the game at its peak
                Says who? Random autists on the internet? It doesn't even pretend to be fair and thinking that limiting yourself makes the game better is just idiotic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Playing the game without the cutscene attacks, literal god mode or dynamic difficulty crutches should be the game at its peak. Like how playing Viewtiful Joe on Ultra V-Rated removes the attack indicators.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't want to activate God Mode and crush his opponents
                >In a game called God Hand
                Stick to your autistic speedrun community and leave us alone

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                God mode is lame though. Literally just encourages you to mash buttons like a moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but the alternative to using it isn't taunting enemies one by one or fishing with charged punches. You CAN play God Hand like a man, you CAN also just play it like a coward. You can't judge a game's quality by the safest way to play it, especially not an action game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post your death shudder KMS Hard gameplay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have a KMS save file at that exact level right now but there are plenty of videos of people doing that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you CAN also just play it like a coward
                Which would be using the cutscene attacks and god mode.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                For 15-30 seconds, in a game where you are mashing the square button 90% of the time anyway.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't want to activate God Mode and crush his opponents
                The game is designed around a KMS run.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, whatever you want to believe, I'll have fun with the mechanics given to me instead.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cutscene attacks
                >mechanics
                ?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What part of attack is confusing to you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's not talking about I-frame Spam Gaiden though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hard KMS runs are the only way the game is played
                Every time with you morons

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lining them all up like that and then using the launcher to knock them down like a game of bowling is pretty cool tho

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. I like the game, and I can't lie. This is the funniest shit ever kahahha. Like I said. You'd have a point if this was the Base difficulty.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that changes its mechanics
          It doesn't
          You can fight 10 enemies head on if you want, there's no one pointing a gun to your head forcing you to only fight one on ones

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        horror games are only as creepy as you make them. If you tense yourself up and slowly creep around levels of course you’re gonna feel scared. Just fricking run around and the tension is instantly gone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think RE4 is simple and that you've mastered the combat you can put those skills to the test in mercenaries mode.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this actually IS a bad game and it's been religiously circlejerked to death on Ganker for years and years. It's a meme game.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds really cool. Might play it one day. Too busy learning to draw rn

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I fricked up for not buying this on the playstation store with my ps3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, 3 version lagged, might as well emulate.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if they had the same director, and literally 35 other people who worked on both games.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that lets play where they played on easy
    >in the very same lets play they refused to spank any enemies
    God Hand is based because it makes redditors and homosexuals seethe

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well add another non-playing shitposter to the pile I guess

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How in the frick does anyone do god hard in Vanquish without abusing cover?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mikami is a hack.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. But RE1, REmake and RE4 are god tier classics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't see the appeal of Vanquish. Not anymore, anyway. Ultrakill does everything Vanquish does, but better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll cancelling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When me and my friends played Vanquish back in the day we really just played it like fricking Gears of War lol

      Everybody says the game sucks if you play it like that, but we still loved it.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    and that's a good thing (unironically)

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you deliberately run away from the enemies then the game is actually really boring
    What a revelation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's required on level die past the first few levels.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's way better than RE4. Wish Mikami could just go wild like this again.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Project GG is dead isn't it
    Then again it might be for the best, Kamiya never seems to actually understand how to make a game flow and never polishes anything

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As hilarious as it is, I really do not fathom the point of the laser beam in Bayonetta.
    You are never, EVER getting that shit off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you talking about the bazillions? they're pretty good.
      or maybe you're talking about the shuraba lock-on beam, but you can use the bracelet of time for that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I do mean the shuraba beam
        Just don't get when you'd ever use it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what if dmc but dogshit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd take Bayo over 5 any day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude Holy frick, and I thought that DMC was bad with its sand bag enemy simulator. What the frick.

        The funniest part is when she dumps that combo on the dude, and he just gets back up like nothing happened. It looks so fricking stupid.

        These type of games REALLY ARE for the type of people that love hunkering down in the lab in fighting games. Jesus, you guys are pathetic. But I ALMOST respect it. If only you don't pretend your games are well designed, and admit you just obsessively love whatever shit will allow you to look cool if you obsessively put dozens of hours into it. Not actually pretend you prove your skilled...against an enemy that can fight back...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek what moronic reddit post is this pasta from? It's exactly the thing a moron would say

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ninja Gaiden is the only series with threatening enemies.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMFAO

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like I said in the other thread, SOUL.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me personally it's https://youtu.be/aeLzkTKBdTM?si=Qe_tl3cghQ7qD-1r

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play a game like its another game
    >cry when it fails to be the other game
    DMCtards are genuinely braindead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic subhuman in the webm literally plays it like discount dmc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty silly, they're both good games

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it weird how the god hand hater spends all day posting on Ganker at age 45? I wonder if he has no kids or something. Probably has no girlfriend either.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as weird as obsessing over some imaginary boogieman every day.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw troonynetta's air combat is literally floatier than dmc v

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His ego prevents him from not acknowledging posts that describe him lol, he also likes shitty games like gotcha force. Watch has he has a prepared webm to "debunk" this. These are the kinds of games people who hate god hand love. Games you can beat with 1 button. Goes to show how high the standards are.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine God Hand had an a non generic Kino Aesthetic that was more refined. It might literally be the best action game if so. God I want a sequel so bad now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are we just putting words in any order now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the aesthetic is Fist of the North Star crossed with Looney Tunes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should be more distinct. And personable, like Leon and RE4 was.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >god hands aesthetic isn't distinct
          Really can't think of any other game that's like it, maybe Gun.Smoke

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More refined I agree on, especially for the last third of the game. Cowboy town is a classic at this point, the first few themed levels were all fun, the robot's airship is cool, and then it just turns into level after level of pure desert.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Venice level was good tho

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Venice was good I agree, had to go back and the caves do take up a lot of time too, the castle/brick levels were still fun if bland.
          The gameplay is already perfect, just give more variety and fix the demon bosses to not stand still and be punching bags.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHAAAAAAANNON
    NANANANANANNNON
    SHAAAANANANANNNONON

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it's just a soulslike but with fist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That must be why it's the only action game I can tolerate other than souls kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soulsgay filtered

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