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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post the clayfighter parodies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >clayfighter
        Go away kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best MK game of the series. Played the shit out of it on Megadrive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/6558/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer UMK3

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since this thread has no real purpose, full breakdown of the kind of person who plays each MK character in my experience
    >Ninjas
    The general pick for anyone. Teenagers favored Scorpion, kids favored Sub-Zero, but these had no defined subset of people, anyone from the most casual player to the dude who was always at the local arcade played these two
    >Liu Kang
    projecting asians, and dads who knew nothing about video games and picked him because he was the closet thing to Jackie Chan ever played Liu Kang
    >Kano
    The fattest sweatiest chain-smoking try hard motherfrickers would always pick Kano, do the stupid ball attack endlessly and hoard the cab asking who wanted to try to them next eventually they eventually got beat, made up an excuse, and then waddled out of the arcade til next week.
    >Johnny Cage
    Another favorite dad pick. He was the pick for a lot of older dudes who were there with family and loved to spam nut punches because they found it hilarious
    >Raiden
    Proto Kano players. No where near as fat and smelly, much more personable, would ease up and let players who were obviously new beat them for a round or two so they could play longer. Still homosexuals who would spam the lunge 24/7
    >Sonya
    The 100% go to pick of someone's girlfriend who got dragged along there, and the guys who were good and thought it was funny to win with her and would mock you for losing to a girl character. No one else played her ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was the kid who wasn't very good and didn't have much money, who only played the odd game at the arcade or on his friends snes. I would put a dollar in the machine, which only got you one game in Australia, and try to get through a couple of cpu opponents to get my money's worth when some butthole would mosey on up, stick his coin in the machine, give me a prompt and thorough whooping and leave me walking off feeling shamed and cheated. Who did I play as?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In Brazil I could only afford renting games for my NES clone at the time. First time I saw MK being played on SNES in a game store made me instantly forget all the NES games I've played. Then one year later I was lucky enough to afford a SNES with a pirated MK2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Older dudes were usually cool back then when I played arcade games. They would usually try and teach special moves and shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trying too hard to replicate that moronic Mario Kart image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That fat frick with the Pantera T shirt on always picks Kano..
      https://me.me/i/that-fat-frick-with-the-pantera-shirt-on-hes-always-60c19bc65bb94809b593baf3f5899104

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to KanoCHADS
      >still seething to this day

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MORTAL KOMBAT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer "Kombat begins"

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game that made Street Fighter look like silly cartoon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Super Nintendo
    pffffffffff

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They really should make a mythologies remake using the actual MK engine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should really just kys

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mortal Kombat isn't a good game series, hot take.

    It's an alright franchise but as a game series the output has been mostly duds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the first 3 were great trashy arcade games, the 3d stuff on console was lame yes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking quarter muncher
    the first one atleast

    endurance matches? more like a hardfricking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the first one atleast
      I honestly think MKII is the worst with its bullshit difficulty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. I can beat Mortal Kombat 1 easily enough, 3 with a bit of difficulty, but 2 is downright brutal regardless of who I pick.

        But UMK3 also gives me trouble, Jade is fricking impossible to beat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. I can beat Mortal Kombat 1 easily enough, 3 with a bit of difficulty, but 2 is downright brutal regardless of who I pick.

        But UMK3 also gives me trouble, Jade is fricking impossible to beat.

        Get good holy shit. The AI is easy to manipulate and abuse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've beaten MKII multiple times, homosexual. It doesn't change the fact that it's one of the most difficult games in the series.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget Jax was the fattest kid in school

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    will Mortal Kombat 4 ever be re-acknowledged? It feels like the most forgotten mainline entry in the whole series, besides vs DC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The closest they get is working weapons back in sometimes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, it's like a self parody but not funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's easily the worst MK game out of the ones before they rebooted the series with 9

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No 3D MK game is good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          deadly alliance and deception are both great

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol no. Fricking trash.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Pleb

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Zoom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only 3d MK, because of how fast it is. Every next installment had you wait for so long between pushing a button and actually making a punch, so fricking annoying. Not to mention the garbage characters redesigns the modern games have and all the crappy new characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the jax ending and a few of the other cutscenes have gotten a lot of so bad it's good attention on youtube, that's probably the most acknowledgement it's ever going to get.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >block button
    Into the trash it goes.

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