>Order a nice prostitute for the night
>She arrives
>You pay her
>Changes her mind and insists on just watching Netflix
>After an hour she gets up and leaves
>Also demands a tip at the end
Literally the same situation here with pic related.
It's like if...
Exactly.
It's easily the biggest outrage of 2024.
The fact that more people aren't in arms over this just shows how weak gamers are.
Well at least its not a food analogy
we went all the way to Amsterdam with this one
You don’t order prostitutes in Amsterdam, you window shop at the brothel, think lobsters not pizza.
American here. Could I have a food analogy instead? Your current one is too complex for me.
same here...im just, kinda lost idk make the comparison again but with whoppers
LOOK
WHAT IF
YOU BOUGHT BURGER WITH NO PICKLES
BUT THEN THE CASHIER COMES TO YOUR TABLE AND PUTS THE PICKLES IN THE BURGER BY FORCE
GET IT?!
Oh okay now this is easy to debunk.
You never had a choice in the pickles. Your only option was to buy a burger the way the chef wanted it made. The chef decided to use a sesame seed bun instead of a regular bun. You are now mad but the chef doesn't care because one million people still paid for his burger day 1.
You confused yourself into thinking you had the authority to choose. It was always the chefs burger to design.
the chef said the burger would come unpickled though
kek
this, im sure in a year+ or so Shiftup can say frick off to Sony and release a better version on PC. I presume their Nikke pc client is popular, most sweatys and all streamers use it exclusively, they know how to port.
It's like having a big ad about the new 300g burger at McDonalds, but when you order, you notice that the burger is only 200g and McDonalds is hoping that customers either don't notice or ordered without even knowing that it was supposed to be 300g in the first place.
>describing burger size in grams to an american
haha
Someone actually made a 1/3 pound burger but it didn't sell because americans saw the 3 and thought a 1/3 pounder was less than a 1/4 pounder.
>material is just stitched across the cleavage window, clearly only there to cover it up and nothing else
>was not there at any point previously, added after the game went gold in a day 1 patch
>there are people that will unironically say it isn't censorship
That's only true if you leap to the conclusion that the change was forced on developer. Which they've gone on the record of saying it's not true.
Some costumes were clearly changed so they don't like the real life outfits they ripped off of
Already four times higher than Redditbirth's initial sales
never. pre-order.
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samegay who didn't play the game
Also you knew that she she couldn't be trusted before paying her but you did so regardless
morons are coping they spent money on censored shit, BUT they totally arent the problem causing the censored in the first place by signing some irrelevant petition which will change jackshit.
Gamers are the reason gaming has become a woke hellhole and they deserve every piece of shit woke game they get.
1 million sales first day
Source for this?
Exactly. Gamers deserve censored slop, they are paying for it.
Bunch of mongolois.
Only saving grace these days is the PC, we can mod and get games for free so we dont give these frickers any money for this shit,
Console games are always censored. Even Nier was.
Wait for PC version, all censorship will be patched out on day 1.
i think right looks better at the hips, but worse at the cleavage
That's nice. Still playing. Still cooming to my Asian goddess in lingerie. You're still seething but have no games to play. Eve sold 1 million in a day.
You are paying sex workers for their time, NOT for their body.
Sequel confirmed. Eve won.
wow we sure need the same thread for a thousandth time
you have to be a special kind of moron to think it is at all similar.
also, thats not what censorship is.
Here's a better pic.
I never really liked the korean style designs of the characters to begin with. I just wanted to buy to support coomers and fight censorship. I lost all reason to after last week.
Buying a video game should not at all be akin to soliciting a prostitute, get help
Some of you are missing out on a charming game.
I like how Eve is kind and soft spoken.
what if the chef is doing the genki dama
does the new one have less camel toe
>meet cute girl for sex
>get to bedroom
>wears compressors tights
>wears pushup bra
>face is 200% makeup
>she has a penis
exactly the same btw
That censorship is peak laziness. They just slapped on some extra cloth. They could've tweaked the outfit, maybe zip it up a bit, but nope, just threw on more fabric and a random lace strip. It's like a massive middle finger. And then the studio has the balls to say "this was our original vision." It's such a crappy hack job, and they're out there claiming they always planned to toss in random lace and fabrics. Absolute joke, man.