That said, you should get your balls checked more frequently than usual; balls have a predisposition towards cancer and the injury may make yours extra susceptible.
You were drunk at a young age? You made it sound like you were a kid
11 months ago
Anonymous
>He doesn't know that kids get drunk if they get the chance of getting alcohol somehow, events like family parties giving them the chance >His classmates never paid someone to buy alcohol for them due to being underaged
Imagine being as sheltered as this anon.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I didnt start getting drunk until I was 16. I'd say thats a good thing, since I'm not infertile now
11 months ago
Anonymous
>he put antifreeze on his balls in a family party
wrong
11 months ago
Anonymous
Some of us have been good people since we were kids, anon
11 months ago
Anonymous
considering you're bragging about not drinking at young age you neither were nor are a particularly good/smart person
11 months ago
Anonymous
As opposed to drinking at a young age.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Some of us have been good people since we were kids, anon
considering you're bragging about not drinking at young age you neither were nor are a particularly good/smart person
As opposed to drinking at a young age.
and yet we are here together kiss
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Imagine being as sheltered as this anon for not being a moron
moron
11 months ago
Anonymous
I was making bank on this back then buying alcohol and cigarettes because the cashiers never dared to ask my age due to my boobs. Only been caught once cause some granny that stood in line busted me. Nothing happend tho.
being on Ganker makes you essentially infertile anyway. there's no escape, it's kind of like being dead.
so it really doesn't make much of a difference.
Even if you can't propagate your own genes you can still propagate worthwhile genes of your race at least through finding a couple willing to let you train one of their children in your ways.
I think it looks fine. All of the characters seem appealing and it works with the intended tone and world that the game directors are trying to go for. Plus, Chai is cute.
I mean it's fine if you like that sort of thing but the character design and artstyle really put me off playing it. I know it's shallow especially when the gameplay looks good but it really bothers me all the same.
her family also all have blonde hair and blue eyes. Chai will continue that for her lineage when he creampies peppermint through hot steamy baby-making sex
Is obvious that Peppermint will be paired with Chai, Korsica will get a boyfriend in the sequel and Macaron will get a girlfriend in the 3rd game.
>Chai is too stupid to know what love is and is more concerned with becoming a rockstar >Korsica's only love is decaffeinated coffee >Peppermint is sexually frustrated 24/7 since she's always around two hot dumbasses that will never make a move >CNMN keeps making dating app meetups for Macaron, but he always chickens out because he gets too nervous or is "too busy"
I want shipgays out of HFR.
I want more goofy storylines, not romance drama bullshit.
She was a fun character, that's the most important thing. The problem western devs created was they took stuff we liked such as lesbians and made it shit.
I think they already stretched the combat as much as they could. One new assist plus a faster bpm it's not gonna give the combat more depth or make it more interesting the first time thorugh it already started to feel a little too basic towards the end. And all the cosmetic stuff it's ok but not what I wanted from a new update
Well, I thought the same before the DLC was announced but tbh I suppose they are saving the combat improvements for the sequels, it would be silly if they add those tings in the first game.
Do we know for sure that Chai is fully white? This is made from Japan where Jill Valentine is supposedly half japanese in order to allow japanese players to better relate to the characters. I wouldn't be surprised if Chai had a japanese ancestor, a samurai dad or grandpa, in order to help explain why he automatically seems adept at combat and is extremely durable and of course allow the japanese to relate to him.
>relate >not being some justification for liking/being attracted to the character
It at least explains why fricking Solid Snake is somehow said to be half-Japanese because his surrogate was supposed to be Dr. Clark's assistant, but I kinda forgot MGS4 and can't remember if Eva is involved at all anymore.
ALL SIGNS ARE GO, AND AS YOU KNOW
I'VE WAITED FOR LONG AND NOW
START THE SHOW
SO JUMP IN LINE, STAY OUT THE WAY
ONE FOOT FOWARD AND I CAN SAY
ENOUGH WAITING, I'M HITTING HEAVY
SO DON'T FORGET THAT, I GOT THIS
I WANT THIS
japan - makes women look like women
america - makes women look like goblins
well thats just not true unless you think anime is an accurate depiction of women
You're right, most real women are overweight or obese
fat people arent human
>well thats just not true
"woman" from new Fable
Says the troony with an anime girl profile pic.
sounds like a win win on paper
Her actual in game model has a boyish face though.
I put anti freeze on my balls at a young age and I am infertile
you're joking right anon?
No
oh i'm - i'm sorry anon, that sucks.
...I'm sorry, anon.
If you want to share, what were you thinking?
I was drunk
Oh god.
I'm really sorry, anon.
That said, you should get your balls checked more frequently than usual; balls have a predisposition towards cancer and the injury may make yours extra susceptible.
You were drunk at a young age? You made it sound like you were a kid
>He doesn't know that kids get drunk if they get the chance of getting alcohol somehow, events like family parties giving them the chance
>His classmates never paid someone to buy alcohol for them due to being underaged
Imagine being as sheltered as this anon.
I didnt start getting drunk until I was 16. I'd say thats a good thing, since I'm not infertile now
>he put antifreeze on his balls in a family party
wrong
Some of us have been good people since we were kids, anon
considering you're bragging about not drinking at young age you neither were nor are a particularly good/smart person
As opposed to drinking at a young age.
and yet we are here together
kiss
>Imagine being as sheltered as this anon for not being a moron
moron
I was making bank on this back then buying alcohol and cigarettes because the cashiers never dared to ask my age due to my boobs. Only been caught once cause some granny that stood in line busted me. Nothing happend tho.
Sorry to hear that
being on Ganker makes you essentially infertile anyway. there's no escape, it's kind of like being dead.
so it really doesn't make much of a difference.
>being on Ganker makes you essentially infertile
wait what
did it at least feel good?
At least you're immune to blue balls now.
Underrated
God dammit
i fail to see how topic application of antifreeze makes one infertile
>i fail to see how topic application of antifreeze makes one infertile
>topic
Oh anon....
Even if you can't propagate your own genes you can still propagate worthwhile genes of your race at least through finding a couple willing to let you train one of their children in your ways.
I hope you're white.
japan makes dark-skinned women sexy because they don't look like Deborah Wilson
Young Deb was hot tho
Buzzcuts are ugly either way.
Peppermint is a tanned white girl that will marry and have the children of a white(?) himbo named Chai
Dear god this artstyle is so fricking ugly, it looks like something between Penny Arcade and Critical Miss.
I think it looks fine. All of the characters seem appealing and it works with the intended tone and world that the game directors are trying to go for. Plus, Chai is cute.
>i will excuse poor art design choices because im infatuated with one character
>I subjectively don't like it therefore It's objectively poor art design.
>i dont like extremes and prefer things everyone enjoys
I mean it's fine if you like that sort of thing but the character design and artstyle really put me off playing it. I know it's shallow especially when the gameplay looks good but it really bothers me all the same.
Is obvious that Peppermint will be paired with Chai, Korsica will get a boyfriend in the sequel and Macaron will get a girlfriend in the 3rd game.
best timeline
>boyfriend
She's 30 y.o. she should get a husband and start a family before that eggs gone AWOL
This looks like that weg game that people meme
>implying a weg would ever look this good
That art isn't much better anon
>Peppermint is a tanned white girl
No she isn't, her whole family has the same skin tone.
White enough for me
Can I get the sauce, boss?
May Sakaali
her family also all have blonde hair and blue eyes. Chai will continue that for her lineage when he creampies peppermint through hot steamy baby-making sex
A single gene that didn't descend from a gene that arrived in Europe and stayed there for over 2000 years = nonwhite
Also the gene can't be shit.
That's a man's face, bruh.
It has eyelashes, so nah. It's bad enough western devs are trying to make literal trannies, could you not claim everything else is men too?
>Chai is too stupid to know what love is and is more concerned with becoming a rockstar
>Korsica's only love is decaffeinated coffee
>Peppermint is sexually frustrated 24/7 since she's always around two hot dumbasses that will never make a move
>CNMN keeps making dating app meetups for Macaron, but he always chickens out because he gets too nervous or is "too busy"
I want shipgays out of HFR.
I want more goofy storylines, not romance drama bullshit.
Le sidecut
Frick you
a white man made this game
Tango is a Japanese studio
john johanas is white
She was a fun character, that's the most important thing. The problem western devs created was they took stuff we liked such as lesbians and made it shit.
Latinas and asian chicks if you look like this contact me immediately
How hyped are you for the incoming DLC?
For me is an 8.
I think they already stretched the combat as much as they could. One new assist plus a faster bpm it's not gonna give the combat more depth or make it more interesting the first time thorugh it already started to feel a little too basic towards the end. And all the cosmetic stuff it's ok but not what I wanted from a new update
Well, I thought the same before the DLC was announced but tbh I suppose they are saving the combat improvements for the sequels, it would be silly if they add those tings in the first game.
You guys haven't talked about the cat yet, this is a new record!
I suppose the 2 guys that spam 808 are sleeping.
why do you keep asking this when you've been told at least 30 times what the difference is, troony?
Remember when Korsica was portrayed as an evil and heartless enemy in the game? Good times.
rekka is the only actual boss in that pic
full?
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7403981
crispy
whoever picked tracks for the game deserves a raise just for inserting The Prodigy
That level was fantastic
Knew it the second I heard the music start
I want to cum inside korsica
>white guy as protag
>brown tomboy as a sidekick
yep, it's kino
Do we know for sure that Chai is fully white? This is made from Japan where Jill Valentine is supposedly half japanese in order to allow japanese players to better relate to the characters. I wouldn't be surprised if Chai had a japanese ancestor, a samurai dad or grandpa, in order to help explain why he automatically seems adept at combat and is extremely durable and of course allow the japanese to relate to him.
>relate
>not being some justification for liking/being attracted to the character
It at least explains why fricking Solid Snake is somehow said to be half-Japanese because his surrogate was supposed to be Dr. Clark's assistant, but I kinda forgot MGS4 and can't remember if Eva is involved at all anymore.
>Chai has normal brown hair and brown eyes
Chai is getting japwashed confirmed
>It's literally OKAY when Japan does it
Make an attractive character? Yes.
I drew Peppermint. You can tell me to kill myself for shameless advertisement
https://twitter.com/RadMa_5/status/1668973443776417792
Nah it's cool, you can live.
>It's literally OKAY when Ja
Yup.
Next topic?
I do not care for robotic limb amputee fetishism
Especially when it's voluntary
What!? How can you say that, anon? It's like the perfect fetish!
>Especially when it's voluntary
much hotter when it's involuntary
So how hard did you jerk it to the Human Revolution trailer?
So how hard did you jerk it to the Quake 4 stroggification sequence?
I want to sexo breed Karin
ALL SIGNS ARE GO, AND AS YOU KNOW
I'VE WAITED FOR LONG AND NOW
START THE SHOW
SO JUMP IN LINE, STAY OUT THE WAY
ONE FOOT FOWARD AND I CAN SAY
ENOUGH WAITING, I'M HITTING HEAVY
SO DON'T FORGET THAT, I GOT THIS
I WANT THIS
JUST SHUT IT I WON'T LISTEN
IF THIS IS ABOUT YOUR REASON
No, it's not ok when Japan does it. Lesbianism or Yuri is still trash.
ToT
Yes,
I don't understand; why would antifreeze sterilize you? Is it even caustic?
It literally wouldn't do that. It would just cause some skin irritation. It's just a shitpost.
I WANNA PLAY THIS FRICKING GAME BUT IT HAS DENUVO FRICK
>doesn't abuse steam refunds
redpill me on denuvo
>human
disgusting, begone thot
>robocat
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what are you talking about
Where did you get lost?
i am unaware of the issue
Korsica is infinitely better than that brown zoomer bawd
both end up with chai anyway
the amount of CUM I'd deposit into this 30-years-old hag my GOD
I literally imagine my brown girlfriend is Ramlethal while I frick her. I know she could never be that sexy but still. I feel guilty about it.
>I feel guilty about it.
I N V A D E R S
M U S T
D I E
When chai said he'll not take responsibility.
How many women would chai charm if he used this line
>I'll take responsibility
What did he mean by this?
>thinking that chai would never take responsibility
LIES AND SLANDER
It's pretty simple.
Japan makes brown gals.
Americans make black womyn.
Chocolate tastes delicious.
Coal Tar gives you cancer of fricking everything.
love these two goobers
Technically Japan only made the game.
The art director was a white dude.
>Chris Kluver
Does what? Picture unrelated?