>it's me, the king of fake gameplay

>it's me, the king of fake gameplay

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why fake gameplay tho?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's much to be desired from it's erotica

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >roguelite/random shit
      >cardslop
      yup, it's fake gameplay designed to trick reddit tier individuals into thinking it's challenging.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cardslop
        ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can just add "slop" to the end of anything you don't like to make yourself sound smarter

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice postslop

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Thinks he's funny with his jokeslop reply

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know anything about the game you're talking about

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you've never played the game, frick off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't check out anon. Please troll elsewhere, for I have nothing to feed you.

        Darkest Dungeon is great. It's very challenging and you need to be careful every step of the way. They knocked it out of the park, and there is a reason it has generated such a cult following.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's very challenging
          Just literally bring three highwaymen and a healer and you'll literally btfo absolutely everything in the game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably true, I never tried that. If I replay it I'll give it a shot. Any other tips?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's literally all you need to do to beat everything in the game, it's really poorly balanced.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's very challenging
          It isn't. The game its all about meta knoledge. Once you learn the game there's barely any skill involved.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there is a reason it generated such a cult following
          because it appeals to moronic normies. call me evil but i’m not a fan of this “no gamer left behind” mindset when it comes to game design. It clearly has seeped into the gaming zeitgeist as a brain rotting ringworm, because you for some reason think darkest dungeon is good for having fans of the franchise.

          you realize theres diehard CP2077 gays right? even worse, diehard horizon zero dawn gays. God of war? yep the franchise is ruined and more popular than ever. need I go on?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever even played DD? Its barely a roguelite and its not a card game at all lol, and theres not a lot of random shit in it either

        Maybe you got confused and thought about DD2? Since those games are very different

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way to have delicious sex with your companions.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't even define this argument. Pathetic.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    people aren't biting for "artificial difficulty" anymore huh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's part of the fake gameplay.
      It's not designed to be good or challenge the player - it's designed to reel you in after inevitable failure that there was no way to avoid and trick you into trying again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's designed to reel you in after inevitable failure that there was no way to avoid
        Darkest Dungeon is fairly hard but also fair. Team comp is 80% of your power, did you bring a blight team into the warrens or something?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't find it fake, but I do find it boring

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit LMAO, didnt know the tasteless reddit homosexuals that post here also dick ride shittest dungeon.
    >nooo its actually challenging!
    >its not goyslop cardshit!
    the game is complete fricking garbage in every way. Star Traders Frontiers is better than DD in every way, and its an actual RPG as well.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fake gameplay
    Stop making phrases up homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't make it up - the game did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the game with us in the room right now?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's another 'tard brought Flag to the ruins thread again

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