That is a yes-or-no question, but the conversation might go like this:
>Did it have any offspring? >Yes, four.
"Uncountable" doesn't mean we don't mention numbers. It just means that particular word doesn't change form based on number.
For example, "work" is an uncountable noun. "Do you have much work left to do?" We would never say yes, five works! But we might say yes, five tasks, five things to do, etc.
>All the children are girls
I've always found these type of images to be fricked up. Because you know the artist either got a real fricked mentality or really wants to hit that pipe.
What if your son ends up being a massive disappointment?
Nothing is more crushing to the spirit of a boy to feel that his father is disappointed in him. >t. a nerdy loser son of a sporty, self made man business owner
A son being a disappointment is a failure on the father's part. Not because the boy turned out "wrong," but because the father failed to foster a positive relationship with his own child.
Doesn't really change how the child will feel. A child can sense the fact if his parents are disappointed in him/her, resent him/her or don't care about his/her interests and that alienation from one's parents will leave a permanent mark in their developing minds.
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True. Which is why its the duty of the father of a monster-boy to be proud of his nerdy son, and shower him with as much love and affection as he does his daughters.
Tbh, I would prefer just to have daughters if I were to ever get kids.
Mostly because I find little girls absolutely adorable and want to cuddle with them. Cuddling with little girls is the best, but I'd feel weird cuddling with a boy thus I would probably not do it with a son if I had one. If I had both boys and girls as kids, I'd probably end up emotionally neglecting my sons by being so more inclined to cuddle, hug and otherwise dote my daughters which would be unfair to the boys, but at the same time, I just don't feel it would be right to act that way with them as a man.
Dunno why, I guess cuddling with a boy just feels gay to me and I ain't a gay.
Alas, I probably will never have kids, so this is just pointless speculation.
>I probably will never have kids, so this is just pointless speculation. > dumb frog posters later went on to have 7 children with a israeliteess and live on welfare
You’d be a pretty shitty father tbh. When you cuddle with your sons, you’re teaching them the nurturing aspect of manhood. A man is a house, stable and strong on the outside, comforting and safe on the inside. Also you wrestle with them during cuddling so they can gain better awareness of their body and shit.
Makes sense though my dad never really did any of that with me besides maybe when I was really young, like under 3 or something. I think I've seen some home videos of him holding me on his lap when I was a little kid but by school age he never really did any sort of physical stuff with me anymore.
That’s why it’s important to have brothers. My old man tore out his rotator cuff when I was around 4, but I ended up with 3 brothers for more physical kinds of play.
It’s really important for boys to be able to get hurt in a relatively safe way like play fighting, makes us less likely to hurt people for no reason.
Never have children you fricking moronic rog poster. Imagine being this much of an insecure homosexual you think showing your kids, even if they're boys some reinforcement via physical contact makes you gay.
My dad was always normal and kissed me on the cheek growing up but one time when I was way too old at like 14 he kissed me on the lips and it still weirds me out to this day
Experiencing the bliss of cuddling with my two qtpie cousins back when they were around 8 and 10 left a permanent effect on me. I just wish to re-experience it some day.
It makes sense that these images only have daughters when it comes to monster girls.
Having the ability to have sons implies that monster boys exist, and no-one wants that.
There is exactly 0 chance that monstergirls came into existence naturally, especially the bugs. Whatever god or lonely wizard made them all-female did it entirely on purpose
>BOOHOO WHY AM I NOT A FAMILY MAN
Maybe if you worked on yourself, worked out your issues both mental and physical and actually TRIED to be a decent MAN you wouldn't be here complaining.
>In all spider species, the female eats the male after mating >Muffet sales pastry and Tea made out of SPIDERS AS A JOKE, BECAUSE REAL SPIDERS ARE CANNIBALS.
Asking Muffet for sex would probably got like this >"Uh you want to get intimate with me?, sure thing darling, however, can we do it later? I just had dinner and I'm not hungry at the moment"
she most defiantly would eat you after the deed is done
How do you deal with having multiple children like this and properly sharing your love and commitment around to each of them?
The first one obviously wants attention and is willing to ask for it. The second one is probably okay without much of it, they just seem relaxed and content enough with just eating shit and being around your general presence, the third one wants attention and love but is too afraid or shy to ask for it and you end up neglecting them or not give them any, they'll start to think you might not love or care about them.
I agree, but that kind of highlights the monster girl manga as a fundamental failure when the best one is human.
you just know the artist is into legs when the lower body is longer than the upper.
I think its more erotic this way too.
I've been into legs for as long as I've been alive and it feels like living on easy mode compared to titgays and assgays. Crossing my college campus whenever it was warmer than 39 degrees almost made me dizzy. Only time I felt like I was dropped in an ecchi game or something. My cheeks got hot. It was embarrassing shit that I didn't think happened in real life.
When i tried to draw legs I actually noticed a difference that it gives off a more graceful wibe if you play around with the ratios, Also high heels are very important, as I think a lot of artist kind of default women standing on heels because it gives the poses off a stronger feminine sexyness.
The subtle touch of heels adds a lot. Pantyhose also finally clicked for me a few years back after disliking anything that covered bare legs up until then, and that's been an eye-opener.
There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes.
>too small to utterly dominate human prey >vitruvian man tier arm span means she can't do the traditional web sit >completely fricked center of gravity and short limbs means she can't flee from danger as quickly as a centaur arrangement >hyperpreg belly puts important organs at risk when she goes in to awkwardly bite with her small human jaw
I like the artist but this has even more flaws than the usual spider centaur
Are there any games that lets you have a family besides those farming simulators?
Hell, even the ones I remember that had them like the Fables games, it was all very superficial with very little interactions.
Is Skyrim and Elder Scrolls like the only one?
Like why can't those JRPGs which actually have interesting and cute waifus, not let you have a family with them?
I guess there is some Rockstar games where the characters already have families, but it really isn't the same...
Arachnophobic, huh? You must secretly want to frick spiders.
>secretly
Muffler pubes?
I am arachnophobic and I want to frick spider ladies, so there's something to it.
>Suddenly
Sorry bro but she can only have one husband and she chose me.
Sex
I'd sex the daughters
Why is it always daughters
These are very cute but there should be male spiders too
OP is just a parody of the second one
As for why that one came to be its because more girls = more cute
i think its called oyakodon
Because the ultimate male fantasy is to marry a pretty woman, make some cute girls, and then make them your daughterwives.
>cheat on your wife
No.
how is it cheating when you're keeping it in the family?
dominant women only give birth to daughters, submissive to sons
Spiders eat their own offsprings
We generally treat "offpspring" as an uncountable noun, ESL-kun. "Spiders eat their own offspring." You're welcome, ESL-kun.
another ESL here
if someone asks
>Did it have any offspring?
you threat it as an yes or no question and won't elaborate?
yeah typically it's seen as very rude to indicate any specific number of offspring
That is a yes-or-no question, but the conversation might go like this:
>Did it have any offspring?
>Yes, four.
"Uncountable" doesn't mean we don't mention numbers. It just means that particular word doesn't change form based on number.
For example, "work" is an uncountable noun. "Do you have much work left to do?" We would never say yes, five works! But we might say yes, five tasks, five things to do, etc.
[Screaming begins again]
That one grabbing his hand
>"father, I need headpats."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WHY WHY WHY AREN'T SPIDER GIRLS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>All the children are girls
I've always found these type of images to be fricked up. Because you know the artist either got a real fricked mentality or really wants to hit that pipe.
girls are cute
why would you not want as many cute daughters as possible
>He doesn't understand the pride and joy of raising a son to carry on the family name
You sad, degenerate fricks are so lame and pathetic.
You have a choice between having no kids or only daughters?
The correct choice is daughters, because at least you pass on your genes.
Only people who never had kids care about muh genes.
What if your son ends up being a massive disappointment?
Nothing is more crushing to the spirit of a boy to feel that his father is disappointed in him.
>t. a nerdy loser son of a sporty, self made man business owner
A son being a disappointment is a failure on the father's part. Not because the boy turned out "wrong," but because the father failed to foster a positive relationship with his own child.
Doesn't really change how the child will feel. A child can sense the fact if his parents are disappointed in him/her, resent him/her or don't care about his/her interests and that alienation from one's parents will leave a permanent mark in their developing minds.
True. Which is why its the duty of the father of a monster-boy to be proud of his nerdy son, and shower him with as much love and affection as he does his daughters.
Monster boys aren't cute
i beg to differ
>Draw a girl
>Call it a boy
Not helping your point
>twinks don't exist
you dumb fricking cretin, you fricking fool. absolute fricking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. frick you.
Twinks don't look like this, in real life you can still tell they're male
no i reckon they don't look like cyclops monsters with tails. you fricking imbecile.
>Only likes boys if they're drawn so feminine and small they might as well be girls
You're a gay and you jerk off to WOMEN
they certainly don't in the modern troony age
you know nothing of monster girls
Tbh, I would prefer just to have daughters if I were to ever get kids.
Mostly because I find little girls absolutely adorable and want to cuddle with them. Cuddling with little girls is the best, but I'd feel weird cuddling with a boy thus I would probably not do it with a son if I had one. If I had both boys and girls as kids, I'd probably end up emotionally neglecting my sons by being so more inclined to cuddle, hug and otherwise dote my daughters which would be unfair to the boys, but at the same time, I just don't feel it would be right to act that way with them as a man.
Dunno why, I guess cuddling with a boy just feels gay to me and I ain't a gay.
Alas, I probably will never have kids, so this is just pointless speculation.
>Alas
No, this is a good thing, you'd make an awful father.
>I probably will never have kids, so this is just pointless speculation.
> dumb frog posters later went on to have 7 children with a israeliteess and live on welfare
I resent that! I would never have sex with a israelite!
>I would never have sex with a israelite!
you sure?
I served her a salad once
You’d be a pretty shitty father tbh. When you cuddle with your sons, you’re teaching them the nurturing aspect of manhood. A man is a house, stable and strong on the outside, comforting and safe on the inside. Also you wrestle with them during cuddling so they can gain better awareness of their body and shit.
Makes sense though my dad never really did any of that with me besides maybe when I was really young, like under 3 or something. I think I've seen some home videos of him holding me on his lap when I was a little kid but by school age he never really did any sort of physical stuff with me anymore.
That’s why it’s important to have brothers. My old man tore out his rotator cuff when I was around 4, but I ended up with 3 brothers for more physical kinds of play.
It’s really important for boys to be able to get hurt in a relatively safe way like play fighting, makes us less likely to hurt people for no reason.
Never have children you fricking moronic rog poster. Imagine being this much of an insecure homosexual you think showing your kids, even if they're boys some reinforcement via physical contact makes you gay.
Cuddling with a boy just sounds gay brah.
>his dad never kissed him on the mouth growing up
American moment. We Eastern Europeans are used to that all the time. It's a good bonding experience.
back to your containment board with you
My dad was always normal and kissed me on the cheek growing up but one time when I was way too old at like 14 he kissed me on the lips and it still weirds me out to this day
Dumb dicky poster
Experiencing the bliss of cuddling with my two qtpie cousins back when they were around 8 and 10 left a permanent effect on me. I just wish to re-experience it some day.
>Cuddling with little girls is the best
very based.
> I would prefer just to have daughters if I were to ever get kids.
Monster girls are only female, thus only give birth to female children.
It makes sense that these images only have daughters when it comes to monster girls.
Having the ability to have sons implies that monster boys exist, and no-one wants that.
the monster "boys" should just be girls but with wieners, aka futas
Just have the sons be human like the father, you do want to have a human son to continue your bloodline with his own monstergirl waifu don't you?
Based, this.
>"i want troony children"
Hard pass, troony lover. And don't give me the "f-futa isnt troony!" cope.
you will never have children you better obsessed homosexual
The best combination is that all the daughters come out as monster girls, and the sons come out human.
There is exactly 0 chance that monstergirls came into existence naturally, especially the bugs. Whatever god or lonely wizard made them all-female did it entirely on purpose
God bless.
Undertale is some other thing entirely.
Its a goddamn spider.
>BOOHOO WHY AM I NOT A FAMILY MAN
Maybe if you worked on yourself, worked out your issues both mental and physical and actually TRIED to be a decent MAN you wouldn't be here complaining.
Working on myself isn't going to make the spider girl of my dreams real.
You dont need that sort of delusion to be real anon.
You are only using it as an excuse to do nothing.
shut the frick up you stupid moid
Need me at least one spider son to throw the old pigskin around with.
Where's the folder?
>In all spider species, the female eats the male after mating
>Muffet sales pastry and Tea made out of SPIDERS AS A JOKE, BECAUSE REAL SPIDERS ARE CANNIBALS.
Asking Muffet for sex would probably got like this
>"Uh you want to get intimate with me?, sure thing darling, however, can we do it later? I just had dinner and I'm not hungry at the moment"
she most defiantly would eat you after the deed is done
>In all spider species, the female eats the male after mating
they don't that's a myth
pls tell me the one on the right is a boy
we could learn a lot from male spiders
If nature does it, then so should we.
How do you deal with having multiple children like this and properly sharing your love and commitment around to each of them?
The first one obviously wants attention and is willing to ask for it. The second one is probably okay without much of it, they just seem relaxed and content enough with just eating shit and being around your general presence, the third one wants attention and love but is too afraid or shy to ask for it and you end up neglecting them or not give them any, they'll start to think you might not love or care about them.
A (good) parent is mindful of each child even if they don't express themselves properly
from left to right
anal, finger ass, eat out, finger pussy
all at once
you don't deserve it
Imagine the clothing bills
homie are you some kind of 3rd worlder who rents clothes? lmfao
Gamers only want one thing
aww how cute
lets see what else this guy has drawn
...
WHY CAN'T MONSTERS BE REAL?!
>he doesn't know
Post more right now.
You cannot handle my images. They are too strong for you.
Do the damage, anon. We're ready.
Anon, I tell you I'm going into Ganker, and I require only your most wholesome images.
Is her dad supposed to be angry or happy in that picture
He's crying manly tears
JESUS ANON YOU CAN'T POST THAT
YOU WERE RIGHT
THEY ARE TOO STRONG FOR ME
You can raise a family in real life too yknow
Finally, some good fricking tea & snacks.
Why are they all looking at the top left corner?
Hugging your son is fine. Kissing feels wrong outside of maybe being less than a year old.
on the cheeks or forehead (especially before bed) is fine.
ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS READING MY POSTS
I KNOW YOU HAVE FUZZY WAHMEN IN A LAB, OR A KENNEL SOMEWHERE
LET THEM OUT
Truly a man of taste.
This is correct. Smith is the best monster.
I agree, but that kind of highlights the monster girl manga as a fundamental failure when the best one is human.
I've been into legs for as long as I've been alive and it feels like living on easy mode compared to titgays and assgays. Crossing my college campus whenever it was warmer than 39 degrees almost made me dizzy. Only time I felt like I was dropped in an ecchi game or something. My cheeks got hot. It was embarrassing shit that I didn't think happened in real life.
When i tried to draw legs I actually noticed a difference that it gives off a more graceful wibe if you play around with the ratios, Also high heels are very important, as I think a lot of artist kind of default women standing on heels because it gives the poses off a stronger feminine sexyness.
The subtle touch of heels adds a lot. Pantyhose also finally clicked for me a few years back after disliking anything that covered bare legs up until then, and that's been an eye-opener.
you just know the artist is into legs when the lower body is longer than the upper.
I think its more erotic this way too.
AAAAAAAA
WHEN IT COMES TO DAUGHTERS YOU'RE EITHER HITTING PIPE OR LAYING IT
K
Most of you couldn't handle a real spider.
There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes.
>too small to utterly dominate human prey
>vitruvian man tier arm span means she can't do the traditional web sit
>completely fricked center of gravity and short limbs means she can't flee from danger as quickly as a centaur arrangement
>hyperpreg belly puts important organs at risk when she goes in to awkwardly bite with her small human jaw
I like the artist but this has even more flaws than the usual spider centaur
still would
Are there any games that lets you have a family besides those farming simulators?
Hell, even the ones I remember that had them like the Fables games, it was all very superficial with very little interactions.
Is Skyrim and Elder Scrolls like the only one?
Like why can't those JRPGs which actually have interesting and cute waifus, not let you have a family with them?
I guess there is some Rockstar games where the characters already have families, but it really isn't the same...
Frick off Zeldacuck, this is a monstergirl thread.
I just want to be happy