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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just the western derangement over 'Everything has to have a perfectly defined category!!!' striking again. It's the succubus/incubus thing all over again. It's why so many people are more obsessed with what genre a game or song is than actually playing it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Westerners didn't care until people started using D&D as some sort of mythical fauna bible.
        The incubus/succubus distinction I will defend though because there it's actually a very clear and obvious difference. It's like b***hing over king and queen being two separate titles.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incubus and succubus both exist as terms, but nowhere near the made up Ganker definition.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            One is male the other is female.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct. The fake 'gets energy from sex so you can totally have a male succubus' shit is the made up part.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've literally never heard that

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you look into Christian demonology, it does get pretty weird, even without the whole soul sucking part of incubi and succubi

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like you're way overselling this "controversy". Sounds like something a couple of trannies made up so they can do their poopdick roleplay as succubi with dicks.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably born from something like pic related where it's just a way to feminize a femboy further

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the made up Ganker definition
            What?
            Female sex demon that eats life energy. And male sex demon that eats life energy. The same type of creature but one is female and one is male. What made up definition are you referring to?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also sorry for the double post, but westerners absolutely did care. Westerners invented the idea of the 'genre' and westerners invented binomial nomenclature. I'm not saying it's bad and it's usually a very good and convenient thing, but loving the idea of classifying everything into a neat, discrete box is a distinctly western trait.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is just the western derangement over 'Everything has to have a perfectly defined category!!!' striking again. It's the succubus/incubus thing all over again. It's why so many people are more obsessed with what genre a game or song is than actually playing it.

          What is there to argue about when it comes to succubus/incubus? Is this something new? I've always just thought male dicksucker demon = incubus, female dicksucker demon = succubus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All wyverns are dragons.
      Not all dragons are wyverns.
      Just like squares are rectangles.
      You dumb ass mother frick moron.
      When you say a game is based on killing dragons they expect the 4 legged 2 winged type. Not the shitty half b***h wyvern.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are you growing out of this phase?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is one autist troony from kiwifarms who is friends with a former mod.
      Just report his ass or let the thread autosage

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying that furries are one person

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but what the frick did he mean by this

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you were referring to the kiwi farms schizo no clue.
            But if you were actually referring to being confused about

            >implying that furries are one person

            furries are autistically obsessed with differenciating wyverns from dragons for some reason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the plight of wyverns who lack arms really speaks to OP who lacks sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 33 so probably never.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I write a fictional story and in my story there is an animal that is essentially a dog, but everyone in the fictional universe calls it a horse, then that animal is, within the context of my story, a horse.
    If the people in Skyrim call them dragons, then that's how it is in Skyrim.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The needless conflict between your story's fictional world and the reality we live in inherently makes you story a bad story. Come up with your own ideas and names and use those in your story. Don't conflate two real life terms needlessly and expect the reader to make allowances for you and your lack of creativity. If you can't be bothered to show some competence I can't be bothered to read your work.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dragons aren't real

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might as well write it in a language you invented then moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he flibbered his smokestick at the rebber on the side of the strib and it fell into the floatcorridor
        shut the frick up and go read your nonsense pretentious writing with shit names for normal shit just for the sake of it lmao. horses turning out to have been dogs an entire chapter revealed only by the actions, events and descriptions in a story is an infinitely better narrative device that your spastic pseud judgement of "competence".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragons are real?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't you know God is a dragon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing they're dovah in Skyrim and dragon is just a nickname

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let me tell you once again about these creatures that don't exist in real life
    Each universe decides what is a dragon and what is a wyvern

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy has no wings, is he not a dragon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a Long
      you can tell because he's long

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This homie is long too, is he a long?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That one is a Thunder Lizard, because it already has a cool name

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            but it doesn't make storms, it's just fat as frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bravo, Sandrovich

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrym,but they don’t have legs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just a worm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Chinese/Asian dragon. They're a "species" of dragon that doesn't have wings. Notice they still have 4 arms/legs. The only real requirement for being a dragon is that it has four legs and flies. The wings being present or not depends on whether it's an eastern or western dragon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >real requirement
        Dictated by whom? Who made such classifications?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that both western dragons and eastern dragons are considered to be both "true" dragons for 1000s of years despite one not having wings while wyverns (and wyrms) aren't considered true dragons and instead they're considered draconic creatures because they have less legs. Seems like that would be a pretty good indicator that the requirement is the legs and not the wings.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            See all the medieval art posted in this thread. There was no distinction drawn between Dragons and Wyverns until the late middle ages/renaissance, and even then It was more for heraldry than mythology and wasn't as much of a thing outside of western europe. Autistically caring about the differences between Wyverns and dragons like OP does is some D&D shit from 40 years ago at most, a "Dragon" by definition are any mythological creature that's a big reptile, doesn't matter how many legs or wings its got

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only real requirement for being a dragon is that it has four leg
        So a gryffin is a dragon?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not draconic, so no. Wyverns and dragons are draconic creatures, and as an extent partially related, but they're not the same creature. Gryffins are obviously not related to either, they're their own thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Chinese myth dragon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese Dragon. Goes down well with rice, a pork bun and onions sauce.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    homie that's obviously a ghost dragon, or maybe a chameleon

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this meme was never funny. catfish, lions, crawdads, turtles, snakes, literal worms, salamanders, people, goats, chimera, wyvern, drake, dragon, lung, deer, qilin, bull, they're all dragons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see you've been playing 7th Dragon

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the setting Black person

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >depends on the setting
      Yeah, you're right. In some settings cats are called dogs. Just depends on the setting bro.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dragon

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A penguin is not a bird because its morphology differs from the majority of other avians

    This is how stupid you sound

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      penguins are fish, that's why you're allowed to eat them during lent

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        fun fact: you are true in 3 different ways apart from sarcastically

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are three heads?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The wyvern (/ˈwaJvərn/ WY-vərn, sometimes spelled wivern) is a type of dragon with two legs, two wings, and often a pointed tail which is said to be a venomous stinger.[4]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NnXbiMf.jpg

      Its not the first time Todd lied to you.

      Dragon definition:
      >a mythical monster resembling a giant reptile
      thats it. a dragon doesnt even need wings or legs. it can be a giant floating sea serpent looking thing and still technically be a dragon.
      >noooo it has to have 2 arms, 2 legs and 2 wings because..... JUST BECAUSE OK!?
      great troll thread. way to go OP.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool dragon

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wyverns are dragons.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom is a Dragon per Biblical description and Tolkien Himself, top is the creation of a bunch of people with mutilated genitals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the bible ever describes dragons in details, and even If it did I don't think It would resemble Skyrim dragons since "Dragons" were represented as literally just giant snakes in Europe and the Middle East well into the Middle Ages

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dragons are far cooler than wyverns
    wyverns should only be the mindless fodder

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both can be very cool.
      Monster hunter has both cool wyverns and cool dragond

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A wyvern can be a dragon. so calling a wyvern a dragon is not necessarily wrong. Wyveren gays are just pendantic nerds who are arbitrarily defining something 1 way so they can feel special.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP should travel back in time and inform medieval artist Paolo Uccello that his representation of the Saint George myth is wrong, as what he drew is actually a wyvern and not in fact a dragon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess them medieval homies were wrong about dragons, too...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our local slang term for a thousand bucks comes from St. George's name because he used to be on the 1000 dinar bill.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's also nowhere near big enough. Everyone know dragons are at least as big as a house

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not baby dargons.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baby dragons aren't real

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    d
    ragon

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So a dragon is a disabled wyvern that has extra limbs like a pajeet child?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess them medieval homies were wrong about dragons, too...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      medieval khomies were wrong about most things

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP should travel back in time and inform medieval artist Paolo Uccello that his representation of the Saint George myth is wrong, as what he drew is actually a wyvern and not in fact a dragon

      [...]

      I'll forever wonder how the idea of dragons even came to life. Could they've been some surviving dinosaur species that was hunted down to extinction?

      Just like saber-toothed tigers once reigned over all of Europe, of which we have in fact very few traces, maybe some weird big lizards, and over cryptids as well, might have disappeared without leaving any trace?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imprinted ancestral memory.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's nowhere near as mysterious as people make It out to be. What we now know as european dragons are just heavily modified giant snake Monsters. They were depicted as literally just big snakes well into the early middle ages. That's what dragons are in every culture, either chimeras with a reptilian base or literally just a big snake.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll forever wonder how the idea of dragons even came to life.
        Part of it is Jenny Hanivers for certain.
        It's the carcass of a manta ray, dried and cut a certain way to resemble a weird creature with wings and a tail. Basically fishermen scamming scholars and people who collect peculiarities.
        Pic related is what a biology artist thought a live one looked like. Google Jenny Haniver for more examples, you can sorta see why they got onto dragons from this, especially given how big a manta ray can get.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          pic related is a jenny haniver as a fisherman might've sold back then

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          pic related is a jenny haniver as a fisherman might've sold back then

          >Google Jenny Haniver
          Why hasn't this been made into a common vidya enemy?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's the other kind of jenny haniver, they sold those as little mermen. They look kinda like gray aliums though I wonder if there's a connection

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whyboner.jpg

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The British museum thought that platypuses were fakes for like 20 years after their discovery because of shit like this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's what Satan used to be before being turned into a serpent.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evolution isn't really a particularly good argument for any fantasy shit either, since there's plenty of settings out there where evolution as it exists in real life isn't a thing at all, Elder Scrolls being one of them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragons are magical beings, they are like Fairies like Tinkerbell actually.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        fantasy is derived from real life i.e. evolution

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Elder Scrolls is a setting in which the sun and the stars are just holes in the sky, there only exists one solar system, the universe is only like 10 thousand years old and the laws of physics and which biome a landmass is covered by are decided by which type of ancient Spirit decided to fuse with the ground in ancient times, the creatures in it absolutely don't need to make evolutionary sense, especially the dragons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no evolutionary reason for an extra pair of limbs sticking out of your back

      What do you call a dinosaur with six legs?
      Tyrannosaurus Hex

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 seconds in google

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you aim to prove with this? It happened, it's all we need to know.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe dragons with 4 legs and 2 wings came from 6 legged dragons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fantasy is derived from real life i.e. evolution

      >evolution in a world where literal gods exist and commune with humans and can demonstrably prove that they created the universe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        just like real life

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do I commune with gods? I keep screaming but they don't hear me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          God doesn't exist in real life, schizo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragons evolved from insects and are actually completely unrelated to wyverns or any reptile or bird, extinct or extant.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh realism
      >meanwhile Skyrim has centipede+antlion larvae that metamorphose into a butterfly/moth cocoon and then a wasp

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love dragons

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim is the only "RPG" i actually managed to kill dragons, all the old school dnd crpgs dragons filtered me, even Dragon age origins 1st dragon i met was way too strong for my party.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's talk about flight adaptations. Early birds had long tails which they lost as they became more adapted for flight. Early bats had long tails which they lost as they became more adapted for flight. Early pterosaurs had long tails which they lost as they became more adapted for flight. This is a trend you see in every creature that becomes flight-capable: they become less long.
    Why then are so many dragons shown with long bodies and long tails?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why then are so many dragons shown with long bodies and long tails?
      They're early dragons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tail Slap
      The dragon can slap one opponent each round with its tail. A tail slap deals the indicated damage plus 1½ times the dragon’s Strength bonus (round down) and is treated as a secondary attack.

      Tail Sweep (Ex)
      This special attack allows a dragon of at least Gargantuan size to sweep with its tail as a standard action. The sweep affects a half-circle with a radius of 30 feet (or 40 feet for a Colossal dragon), extending from an intersection on the edge of the dragon’s space in any direction. Creatures within the swept area are affected if they are four or more size categories smaller than the dragon. A tail sweep automatically deals the indicated damage plus 1½ times the dragon’s Strength bonus (round down). Affected creatures can attempt Reflex saves to take half damage (DC equal to that of the dragon’s breath weapon).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

      >Why then are so many dragons shown with long bodies and long tails?
      They're early dragons.

      said. the dragons are so old that they are all still early dragons with very little genetic variation. millions of birds are born and pass in a single dragon lifetime. why would dragons need to "evolve for flight" when one commonly lasts 10,000+ years in some fictions. theyre also perfect. shorter tails wasnt ever "beneficial" for them because theyre immutably at the top regardless of how much effort it takes them. they would be at the top with hooves, no legs, four wings, it literally doesnt matter what shape a dragon is as long as its significantly destructive enough to do what they do

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If dragons are related to reptiles, many species of reptiles grow continuously through their entire lives as long as they have adequate food.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 legs and wings is moronic, just like centaurs. No vertebrate has 6 fricking limbs, it's fricking moronic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only by random chance, there may as well have been a fish with 6 fins instead of 4 that made it onto land

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw the wrong fish exited the water

        WHY

        FRICKING WHY

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        even then having 4 limbs is more advantageous. more limbs means more energy wasted on useless limbs that dont add any benefit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why 2 of them evolved into wings.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats not how evolution works anon.

            you need intermediary forms. Each intermediary individually needs to be advantageous otherwise it wont get passed on. Just because wings are useful doesn't mean that a 6 limb configuration would ever get to the point of evolving a patagium in the first place

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              dragons arent real. the same mechanism that allows a chest to grow teeth, halflings to exist or a horse to have a fish tail allows dragons to evolve wings. dipshit

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon is a generic term, isn't it? like car. there are different types of cars, like coupe, sedan, hatchback, etc etc

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dragon breaths fire, a wyvern doesnt

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not according to heraldry.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ultimate Combat worth a try? What's it actually change?

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morphology based taxonomy is moronic and only reveals you as a midwit at best.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    protip: all mythical flying lizards are dragons
    that's just something you'll have to get used to

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the common draccus

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this autism about wyverns start?
    It kind of came out of nowhere like a decade ago or whenever it started.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      D&D tards can't comprehend fantasy that doesn't follow their rulebooks to the letter.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The D&D beastiary isn't even that good anyway. Hackmaster all the way.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        D&D by far precedes this dragon/wyvern autism thing though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skyrim doesn't, it's just true scotsman fantasy nerds (D&D players who just play premade forgotten realms adventures) grasping at straws to take issue with a mass market AAA game.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right. It did crop up around the time of Skyrim didn't it? OP's image even is of Skyrim.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wyvern vs dragon autism is as old as the terms themselves. In nay case, it's rarely ever about the ruling or official designation its about how wyverns are typically a shittier less interesting design mechanically for combat and to just look at. It's the scalegays equivalent of Ganker b***hing about ugly women in vidya.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wyvern is a type of dragon moron. Fricking study up on mythos.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that reptiles never stop growing.
    They'll die from old age or other causes, which prevents them from growing further. Because they're dead.
    But if they just lived further they'd just keep growing and growing.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragons don't even need to have wings. I'm personally a fan of the Glaurung/Fafner sort.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care whether it's a dragon or a wyvern, they both die after I empty the clip of my shotgun in their face.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clip

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie was rad

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're rad.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the king of dragons according to Final Fantasy 9

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the autistic push to make things 'realistic; in the fantasy genre has done untold damage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

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