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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro I could've told you that, it's an anime game

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    felt the same after the demo

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they changed the name to Gal Guardians in the west

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some patent trolls forced them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they protect the gyarus?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      isnt it because it had some relation to galgun or something? i dont know the lore

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was originally meant to not appear as a direct GGDP reference, a "if you know you know" so that morons get tricked into playing a panty game.
        But some homosexual mobile game devs said the name Grim Guardians was too close to their shit no name game and people might think about it instead of their forgotten and dead piece of shit. So they had to change the Grim part to Gal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It was originally meant to not appear as a direct GGDP reference, a "if you know you know" so that morons get tricked into playing a panty game.
          Rumor has it that even the company president was tricked and told people things like "it doesn't have to be Gal Gun" when promoting the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like the name change because it's closer to Gal Gun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trick westoids into buying a galgun game
      delightfully devilish inti

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh. Is the Steam version uncensored?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only way to get the "uncensored" version, is by emulating the 1.0 switch game version.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What was different on the 1.0 version?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the title of the game
            that's it

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starting to think the same thing, don't mind the formula or it not being a metroidvaina though I would love to have seen Inti-create's take on Portrait of Ruin. That said there's just so many wide open areas that have pretty simple easily dealt with enemy placement. It feels like it's trying to be a modern "Vampire Killer" on the MSX where it has none of the tight intense action platforming of Classicvanias but a watered down exploration of Metroidvanias. The bosses aren't really that special either and the two characters emote verbally during gameplay way too much. Still haven't finished it yet so I'm hoping my opinion can be swayed. I love the graphics and visual effects like gore and bloodsplatter, it reminds me a lot of DSvanias

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a yuri game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My main issue was the lack of a real map once the game decides it's sort of an Igavania after all. Other than that I had fun though it's far from Inti's peak. Really cute use of the Gal Gun characters and concepts.

      No, the protagonists are sisters who were the main heroines in the game Gal Gun Double Peace where you could woo them as the male protagonist. He's in Gal Guardians as an npc and there is an ending where all the other girls fall in love with the sisters due to how pheromone powers work in the world of Gal Gun, but it's just comedic.

      Uh oh. Is the Steam version uncensored?

      It's not censorship, they legally had to change the word Grim to Gal because of patent-trolling buttholes.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many people scrolled by this aand think it's actually in the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.2 million people

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      brb buying the game right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this even allowed?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that guy's channel trolls doujin games on the thumbnails for views.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People said that about the incest in TCOAAL, so does that mean this IS in the game?
      Is doing this the new Ganker meme?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      youtube clickbait has gone rampant recently. Especially with gaming content;. Fricking Gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually saw edits I made in coffin thread getting used in israelitetuber thumbnails.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gal Guardians was fun. I enjoyed it enough to get to the secret final boss. Speaking of Inti Creates, anyone have a chance to try this during the demo fest?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I tried it, was pretty fun
      dissapointed they localized a perfume for "normie perfume"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same shit as OP, nothing special. Like it would be amazing if it came out as an indie devs first game but Inti should be making more substantial shit by now.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          IMO Curse of the Moon 2 was their peak

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is COTM chronicles worth it for 25?
            I may get it if so.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd say so, two great Classicvanias in one with a ton of replay value from each.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gotcha. Thanks anon, i'll pick it up alter tonight.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what does substantial mean
          you want cooking mechanics?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They should be copying western games more, it's honestly kinda embarrassing that there are still japanese devs like inti creates that seem stuck in the past making games that look like they come from the 90s and 00s

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But thats the entire appeal
              And I dont know what you mean because I barely play western games, you mean having tons of modes that 3 people will play? Or make it a dumb rougelike?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Quit false flagging. But Inti creates does need to into 3D so we can get a new Master Blaster based on the 3d game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Inti creates does need to into 3D
                Frick no, they're some of the last devs still making QUALITY pixel art in the industry and you're asking them to be just as bland as everyone else.
                >b-buh indies
                90% of them look like shit and are made by gays who don't know what the frick they're doing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that there are still japanese devs like inti creates that seem stuck in the past making games that look like they come from the 90s and 00s

              And thats why we love them and why the west and modern "japanesse" companies fail.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not everything needs to be 4k 3D models. Let people who specialize in pixel art work their magic. Besides they have Gal Guns series that's 3D so it's not like they only make pixel style games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it was really fun. although the demo has you fight the same boss 3 times in different rooms, which i hope was just a one time gimmick for that boss and not setting the precedent for future bosses

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried the demo and was surprised how much I liked it, didn't love it but the trailer made it look just merely okay to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it was nothing special
      seems like it was created for more casual audience with the anime tie-in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lacks dead idols

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved it. Wish I had friends to play it coop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luminous Avenger iX
      Mighty Gunvolt Burst
      Dragon Marked for Death
      Blaster Master Zero (and probably 2 & 3)

      They have quite a few good games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dragon Marked for Death
        Is the fabled grind really as bad as everyone claims? Only thing stopping me from bothering with it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes. if you want to just beat the game you'll end up replaying most missions 2 or 3 times (as higher level versions) which isn't too bad unless you get unlucky and get no good drops.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It turns into a literal Panty Quest by the end. That makes it special.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based if true. But if it does where's all the twitter articles calling the devs problematic sexist nazis?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "if true" jesus christ the game has been out for months. Yes there's a panty quest.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like bullshit to me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It requires you to play through the whole game TWICE to get to it. It's the post-game.
        You think those moron journos beat it let alone twice?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Houdai after the first game?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have had a level system and an item store.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone ever photo copied the illustrations jp only ones?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I was left a bit cold by the demo. It's aiming closer to Classicvania and that's perfectly fine but I dunno, it was merely okay.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still bought it in the homes of getting an actual Gal Gun game or an Igavania-style sequel

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's great and better than both CotM games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's great and better than both CotM games.
      Nah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. CotM2 was a massive disappointment.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How so?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was better than the first in every way other than the music, that was a huge downgrade.

            The fact that you had to play through it once to unlock the fun part makes it inferior. Plus most bosses and stages are worse and yes the music is crap. I was hyped as frick for it because I loved the original, but 2 was nowhere near as good.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Plus most bosses and stages are worse
              Sounds like a skill issue to me.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sounds like a skill issue to me.
                That's because you're an idiot. The game's no harder than the original. In fact, with the starting party it's a lot easier.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The game's no harder than the original.
                That's just straight up false. The level design is a lot more challenging, it throws more enemies at you at once and the bosses have more complex patterns. And that's not even taking into consideration Legend difficulty and single mode.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was better than the first in every way other than the music, that was a huge downgrade.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do intigays not actually care about gameplay?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    name another game where I can collect panties

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still pretty good thoughever.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is your final boss for tonight, say something nice about her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for naizuri

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paying more than twice the price to play the inferior Castlevania homage
    Tranimegays are mentally ill and have no standards. Pic related mogged the frick outta Gay Guardians.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead Cells is good but that DLC wasn't

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dead Cells but it has a Konami IP attached to it
      Holy Bazinga. This is truly better than a boutique crafted game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw i bought this thinking it was castlevania with dead cells guy
      >mfw i realized i was tricked into buying dead cells
      >mfw playing and having fun didnt even realize i hit 100 hours. still on BC 1 though cause the game is frick you hard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Combat and gameplay was awesome, great Castlevania homage... But it's a roguelike, my only problem with it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      incredibly shit taste. Not only was that DLC weak, the Alucard weapon completely ruins the base game by making it comically easy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not only was that DLC weak, the Alucard weapon completely ruins the base game by making it comically easy.
        >Start my first run
        >alucard weapon drops early
        >beat the game without dying from start to finish
        >uninstall after my first run
        I know youre supposed to beat it several times but that weapon fricking demotivated me beyond belief.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying i did not buy both on my Switch
      Anon....

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait a meowment

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's nothing special
    true
    I still liked it

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    was pretty fun. I would get 100% but it seems a little cancer to get...

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy but i wish there was more

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mega Man 9 and 10 were the only good games made by Inti.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun in coop. Very chaotic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the whole point of the game I feel. Playing it single player is like playing a fighting game by yourself and wondering why people like it so much. Of course you don't get it if you're missing the whole point.

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