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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time to let go, bro.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get your hopes up, anon. If we get a new F-Zero it's just going to be dumbed down slop like modern FE and Zelda and any other Nutendo franchise

      >F-Zero not made by SEGA

      Lmao don't even bother. GX is the only good game in the series.

      >*X is the only good game in the series.
      Fixed

      nuF-Zero with tripping and blue shells, can't wait

      Might as well give him a falcon punch too and make it official

      Imagine the BBC posting when zoomers see Black Shadow's machine for the first time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What leakers, where? Point me in the direction western man, so I too can huff the hopius copius. I need it.

        Can't believe Black Shadow's machine has a girthy 30 foot BBC that fricks the racers wives.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What leakers, where? Point me in the direction western man, so I too can huff the hopius copius. I need it.

        Can't believe Black Shadow's machine has a girthy 30 foot BBC that fricks the racers wives.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't get your hopes up, anon. If we get a new F-Zero it's just going to be dumbed down slop like modern FE and Zelda and any other Nutendo franchise

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >F-Zero not made by SEGA

    Lmao don't even bother. GX is the only good game in the series.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*X is the only good game in the series.
      Fixed

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuF-Zero with tripping and blue shells, can't wait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might as well give him a falcon punch too and make it official

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      f-zero is never getting weapons, tackling is enough

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    F-Zero, isn't that the guy from that Smash game?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can anyone like f zero? are you missing two types of cones in your eyes so you don't see the disastrous aesthetics?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they ever make another it will be slow. The speedometer will read 1,000KPH, but the sense of speed will expose it as a straight up lie. The narrowest tracks will be as wide as the widest tracks in GX. There will be no sharp turns. I hope you like not being able to kill other pilots. Say goodbye to custom machines, and welcome extremely bad netcode in 8 (Maybe 16) player online racing. The only good that might come out of it is less rubberbanding AI.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, and the soundtrack will put you to sleep instead of hyping you up more than a 2 liter of Mountain Dew Voltage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > The speedometer will read 1,000KPH, but the sense of speed will expose it as a straight up lie
      just like f zero x

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal who leakers saying a new game is coming for years = correct
    >nintendo themselves saying the won't be making a new f-zero because they don't sell = incorrect
    It's happening for realz this time!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo is fricking moronic for this because according to Nagoshi, GX DID sell well. Those fricking corpo Black folk either wanted it to do gangbusters, which is unrealistic, or they're still seething TO THIS DAY that not just ANOTHER company made a game better than they ever could of THEIR own IP, it was the fricking rival company who gave them shit for about 10 years.
      Fricking, imagine. And those ninty homosexuals are still confused on how it came out so good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ANOTHER company made a game better than they ever could of THEIR own IP
        I'm getting fricking sick of hearing this one, X is an incredible game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Listen dog, I love X's OST as much as the next guy (or probably more than most) but GX is undeniably a better product. Better graphics, more machines, more race tracks, a machine editor, the only thing it's missing is a track creator.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think GX is worse, but I see it as a side-grade. Better graphics and more machines, sure, but it's missing the X-cup, Death Race, and track editor. X has more tracks and (worse) custom machines with the Expansion Kit. There are also physics differences but that's just up to preference.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >X is an incredible game.
          It's crazy how high the skill ceiling is in both X and GX if you so much as try to dabble with fully controlling the ship via drifts and shift boosts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blame Nintendo for not including the expansion kit in any of the rereleases.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >according to Nagoshi

        Nagoshi is an old geezer who says a lot of things. The game doesn't show up in any sales reports as a million seller.

        >B-b-but it was Player's Choice!

        Nintendo lowered the sales numbers required for Player's Choice on Gamecube to 250k copies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nagoshi's assertion with regards to sales numbers were unsubstantiated. If the game sold over a million units, it'd have been listed in the CESA White Papers, which detailed Gamecube first party sales up until December of 2014. Basically, you're calling Nintendo moronic based on an unreliable statement and your own whims.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's both

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is this cope? nintendo literally helped them design the tech that made it possible, you'd have to be moronic to think Nintendo thinks negatively of companies due to their collab games being "good"

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >raising your hopes at all

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so, it would be nice to use my Switch for something that isn't Dragon's Dogma. Giving how these cursed wishes work though, I fully expect any future F-Zero game to feel like it's 40mph. Or worse, has Mario-Kart style items.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this franchise is utterly irrelevant, the only reason it lived into the 2010s was because of a meme based on a marketable catchphrase

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dozens of people are wrong about lots of things on the internet everyday, or more like several thousands if not more.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I DO NOT CARE
    JUST GIVE A F ZERO, WIPEOUT, EXTREME G RACING, ANYTHING
    WHY CANT ANY OF THE INDIE GAMES GET THIS GENRE RIGHT
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it doesn't come prepackaged with 'F-Zero Maker' I don't care

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here about Nintendo Direct
    >check Youtube for confirmation
    >click on ONIONS Wave video
    >mentions F-Zero rumor
    >never finish video
    >click out
    >find pic related in my Youtube recommendations
    >Only F-Zero-related thing I've done the past two weeks was stream the F-Zero anime

    Coincidence?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOREVER HE WILL BE MY HERO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus is king

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally don't give a shit if it was profitable or if it made any devs famous, I really liked f-zero GX and want a new one in the same vein.
    Supermarkets can have loss leaders so games can too

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to feel it, but I can't let myself
    I've been burned too many times

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like bloodborne on PC, a new F-Zero has been "leaked" every single year.
    At this point I want it to stay dead because nobody can make late 90s hyper racers anymore.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DOZENS OF LEAKERS CANNOT POSSIBLY BE WRONG.
    Are you enjoying Geno in Smash?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will literally just be a GX remaster lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what most people want though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all it needs to be at this point. We know Nintendo can't make a better game from the ground up, but it could give a few small improvements to GX. Like the rubberbanding AI.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bonus story challenges would probably not be that hard either. Or hell, the cars' true stats being displayed in the vehicle select screen instead of lying letter grades.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I'm talking about. A graphics upgrade and a patch to fix a few things. A track creator would be good as well, but I get the feeling that's too much effort for modern Nintendo.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The leakers are wrong. The F-Zero game will be a sequel not a remake or port

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if my favorite series gets a new entry, I have no hope it won't be mediocre, I expect it will be the first F-Zero game that I dislike.

    %3D%3D
    F-Zero X is my favorite game of all time and F-Zero GX is my second favorite.

    %3D%3D

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