>studied hard >Had a shit office job but make good money >Have a son with wife >He is sever autist >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
My vidya!!!!!!!!!!!!
How could you, Gaben
WTF guys I can't login to my Steam Library... I had over 1000 games, I just got an email saying that Steam is shutting down and they aren't giving access to their servers any longer.FRICK VALVE FRICK GABEN
shiposts aside, i actually DO want this to happen, just to watch the gaming world (at least PC gaming world to burn and people to be seething left and right for weeks).
Even tho i do """"own""""" more than a 100 games on Steam, it's a small price to pay for the spectacle
>I want 80% of PC games to become inaccessible overnight
But that's the worst ending. The happy ending would be everyone gets to actually own their vidya without strings attached.
>studied hard >Had a shit office job but make good money >Have a son with wife >He is sever autist >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
The elephant in the room no one wants to talk is the increasing numbers of disabled kids
Even young mothers and fathers are experiencing the increased risk of disabilities in their children so age is clearly not largest culprit if it even is a culprit at all.
No one knows for sure but a lot of much smarter people than us are saying that it is most likely the work of some pollutant that have increased in quantity over the last two decades, micro plastics is one of those pollutants that have been brought up many times as a likely source of this but it's almost blind speculation since no one knows for sure how 90% of the shit our industries pumps out into the biosphere actually affects the human body in the long term, the few who might know are either hiding their know for profit or doesn't care enough to spread awareness of it
The black pill that humanity is becoming unable at exponential rate to have healthy kids is too hard to swallow for the "muh legacy" conservatives.
For their mind is easier ignore the problem and think this will never happen to them that try to find a solution
>microplastics >Air polution >Weed during teen ages >Tatto ink >Paracetamol abuse
>autists rapidly increase over the decades >people freak out about health issues, vaccines etc >homosexuals/trannies rate surges over the last decades >homosexuals and israelites somehow managed to turn this major global health issue into some kind of make-believe "societal progress" thing
Well no, if they were interchangable they'd be the same word.
Colloquially sure, correlation could be implying causation but linguistically they are saying causation rather than correlation.
The argument presented by >correlation = causation
is that correlation can never be causation. that is false. the original poster said nothing about causation or correlation.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>is that correlation can never be causation. >he thinks the opposite of 'equals' is 'always false'
can you stop clowning? everyone is already laughing at you.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Stop taking your meds
11 months ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession of the original point.
>unrelated drivel without substance
sounds like (You) should take your meds
11 months ago
Anonymous
>unrelated drivel
Black person it ain’t my fault you can’t understand basic linguistic practices
If this isn't a pasta then I am sorry anon, I wish you and your family the best. Yours is not an easy life, but I hope you can find something good within it. The neet life isn't all it is cracked up to be but sometimes people just get dealt a bad hand. Some autist kids grow out of it somewhat as they get older. My younger cousin was a grunting never sleeping little pissy shit when he was younger but now is like wayyy smarter and more successful than I am. Speaking as someone with absolutely no right to be doing so I would say hopefully things get better with time.
curious, if i was playing online and got disconnected because of steam maintenance and get banned because of "rage quitting", can i tell them to frick off and kiss my fricking ass since it wasnt my fault
can't you just build a .sh file that does a list of commands at 3am? Does maintenance actually mean physically being at the server and changing some cables?
>American company >always does weekly maintenance during peak American gaming hours
Fricking why? Do it at 3am or something. I don't give a frick about thirdies.
ok moron.
WTF guys I can't login to my Steam Library... I had over 1000 games, I just got an email saying that Steam is shutting down and they aren't giving access to their servers any longer.FRICK VALVE FRICK GABEN
I'm sorry EpicGODS, I never should've mocked you. Please let me in. NOOOOOO OPEN UP, LET ME IN, LET ME IN, LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!
>American Company
>20th June
Stopped right there.
Holy shit it's true, I just lost ALL of my games.
WHAT THE FRICK gaben? That's it, I'm switching to egl.
shiposts aside, i actually DO want this to happen, just to watch the gaming world (at least PC gaming world to burn and people to be seething left and right for weeks).
Even tho i do """"own""""" more than a 100 games on Steam, it's a small price to pay for the spectacle
>I want 80% of PC games to become inaccessible overnight
But that's the worst ending. The happy ending would be everyone gets to actually own their vidya without strings attached.
I meaaaaan... sure i dont disagree with you.. but i want chaos for a change. And for the industry to crash, starting with Steam.
Also if you havent backed up/ cracked all your games (except those that have still Denuvo cancer), then you only have yourself to blame lol
>studied hard
>Had a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife
>He is sever autist
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
Drink from less plastic bottles next time.
More people are reporting as awareness spreads.
The elephant in the room no one wants to talk is the increasing numbers of disabled kids
Even young mothers and fathers are experiencing the increased risk of disabilities in their children so age is clearly not largest culprit if it even is a culprit at all.
No one knows for sure but a lot of much smarter people than us are saying that it is most likely the work of some pollutant that have increased in quantity over the last two decades, micro plastics is one of those pollutants that have been brought up many times as a likely source of this but it's almost blind speculation since no one knows for sure how 90% of the shit our industries pumps out into the biosphere actually affects the human body in the long term, the few who might know are either hiding their know for profit or doesn't care enough to spread awareness of it
The black pill that humanity is becoming unable at exponential rate to have healthy kids is too hard to swallow for the "muh legacy" conservatives.
For their mind is easier ignore the problem and think this will never happen to them that try to find a solution
>microplastics
>Air polution
>Weed during teen ages
>Tatto ink
>Paracetamol abuse
We don't really know
Nice blogpost homosexual
maker her cheat on you and than file divorce.
>This pasta again
Do you have to do this every Tuesday?
Parents are having kids at older ages.
>autists rapidly increase over the decades
>people freak out about health issues, vaccines etc
>homosexuals/trannies rate surges over the last decades
>homosexuals and israelites somehow managed to turn this major global health issue into some kind of make-believe "societal progress" thing
Hooray for endocrine disruptors I guess
>correlation = causation
when are you going to graduate from elementary school?
correlation implies causation.
Well no, if they were interchangable they'd be the same word.
Colloquially sure, correlation could be implying causation but linguistically they are saying causation rather than correlation.
The argument presented by
>correlation = causation
is that correlation can never be causation. that is false. the original poster said nothing about causation or correlation.
>is that correlation can never be causation.
>he thinks the opposite of 'equals' is 'always false'
can you stop clowning? everyone is already laughing at you.
Stop taking your meds
>unrelated drivel without substance
sounds like (You) should take your meds
>unrelated drivel
Black person it ain’t my fault you can’t understand basic linguistic practices
I knew you were an easy mark
I accept your concession of the original point.
Implies doesn’t mean interchangeable
Obviously that's what colloquial context does.
Colloquial context == your deranged interpretation
Black person it ain't my fault you can't understand basic linguistic practices.
Basic linguistic practices == schizophrenic ramblings
Autism is over diagnosed, like ADHD.
If this isn't a pasta then I am sorry anon, I wish you and your family the best. Yours is not an easy life, but I hope you can find something good within it. The neet life isn't all it is cracked up to be but sometimes people just get dealt a bad hand. Some autist kids grow out of it somewhat as they get older. My younger cousin was a grunting never sleeping little pissy shit when he was younger but now is like wayyy smarter and more successful than I am. Speaking as someone with absolutely no right to be doing so I would say hopefully things get better with time.
Thought this was a graph for Ganker's autism at first
My vidya!!!!!!!!!!!!
How could you, Gaben
NOOOOO MY GAAAAAAAAMES
When does the summer sale start?
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every fricking tuesday. are you homosexuals insane or something?
steamie chud mad ! we hope for you Lord GabeN death so gaming can be saved
weekly shitposting ritual to relieve stress
It's literally over this time
FRICK YOU GABEN GIVE ME BACK MY EU4 CAMPAIGN
FRICK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I OWN NOTHING AND I'M NOT HAPPY
GABE YOU FAT LAZY FRICK
what happened this time
i dont think its coming back this time steam sisters......
GABEN!
which one is it?
Neither because I don't even own that
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EPIC WON
>Playing latest AAA goyslop
>Redeem timed 2X exp token
>Steam cuts out
>Can't play game
>Money stolen.
Thanks Gabe.
Why is Steam the only big international digital service that does weekly maintenance? How is this in any way allowed?
all his lies to fund his fricking submarine
I should have listened to you guys
I lost my library of 1000 games now and I have no one else to blame but myself.
it's maintenance day, why's everyone suddenly surprised at this?
>out of 10
first tuesday evening on Ganker?
>suddenly
jokes on you, i sold $8k worth of tf2 skins now i never have to pay for a game again
of course when I finally decide to open steam today it does this
they're targeting you specifically
curious, if i was playing online and got disconnected because of steam maintenance and get banned because of "rage quitting", can i tell them to frick off and kiss my fricking ass since it wasnt my fault
You can tell them anything you like. Just don't expect for it to accomplish anything.
IT IS SO FRICKING OVER!!
>China won
NOOOOO ALL OF MY GAMESSS ARE GONE GABEN HOW COULD YOU
Works fine for me. Must be the internet in your smelly indian village
GABE RETIRED STEAM WENT BANKRUPT CHECK OUT CNN
>he never even liked me
>Ganker has been having these weekly threads for over a decade now
Bros... why are we still here?
for fun
WE ARE SO BACK
Where were you when Steam dies?
I was sat at computer when gaben ring
'Steam is die'
'no'
Explain how they can legally do this
It's not, the lawsuit is inevitable this time
i only ever get tuesdays off and this happens every fricking time ayuklgbhnelrwhtugnoesuyg
>2003 + 20
>not backing up your steam games
>ishygddt
>1272 + 751
>backing up your games ever
Do "people" really?
What day of the week is it?
>IT'S OVER
Oh, Tuesday.
we back
Oh yeah, it's tuesday.
>say nothing
>do nothing inappropriate
>money stolen
because its fun
For context, if you want to know what really happened.
Gaben will die in your lifetime. Steam will fold.
Why do they do this maintenance shit at peak times? Why not at like 3 AM. Fricking idiots.
Do not ever buy MP games on fricking Steam
why should i stay or wake up at 3am to do the maintenance for you ungrateful frickers? frick you.
That's why God created Indians.
can't you just build a .sh file that does a list of commands at 3am? Does maintenance actually mean physically being at the server and changing some cables?
NOOOOO
>gaben goes on the submarine
>steam shuts down
it's logitech's fault
He actually owns the submarine that won't get fricked.
So it's not joever?
Remember when these threads consistently devolved into ERP shit? Glad thats over.
uwu
Am I developing dementia or did the maintenance used to be on Wednesday?
>*waits patiently for gaben to return all my video games*
ITS BACKKKKK
CSGO HERE I CUMMM
WHO IS LAUGHING NOW
Why does he look non human?
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>i have to refund some video games
>you have over a hundred hours played in them thats not possible
>why isnt it possible? why you stupid bastard?
WE'RE SO BACK, BROS
WE ARE SO BACK GABE SISTERS
WE NEVER DOUBTED
WE NEVER GAVE UP
WE NEVER SURRENDERED
GABE I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU
steamsisters we are so fricking back..
It's literally fricking over.
Video games are cancelled...............
Can we just get rid of Tuesdays?
Every Tuesday we have this thread and it was never funny.
It used to be a joke
But pretend to be moronic long enough and eventually genuine morons show up
Sums up the entirety of Ganker
>American company
>always does weekly maintenance during peak American gaming hours
Fricking why? Do it at 3am or something. I don't give a frick about thirdies.
I became happier when I tossed away my plastic toys and discs
how long does it usually take?
new steam ui is trash
remember to use the -vgui argument
What's it do? Can't find any useful info
own my hdd and the data on it
>but muh license
lol get fricked
https://gitlab.com/Mr_Goldberg/goldberg_emulator