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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintencope incoming!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies must kneel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marketers must die

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/A2KEVi8.jpg

      It's over

      time for the nint_enyearolds to reviewbomb

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony CRPG vs LEGO Simulator

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    145 vs 13 lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >13 reviews
      >only 95 on Opencritic so one of those reviews is giving the metacritic score a disproportional boost

      But its ok Ocarina of Time only has 12 reviews

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why does a game from before the turn of the century have so few aggregated reviews

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a game that has been out far longer has fewer reviews
          >this is "normal"
          your brain on nintenslop
          literal brainwashed cultists

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, because the hundred nintendo fansite reviews are legit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only 6 sites cope

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >145
      Nintendo could make that shittest game of all time and it would still get 10s from Nintendo sites.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, we need to subtract all the Nintendo shill sites from Zelda.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        then we have to subtract all of the euro sites for BG3, whoops there goes half the reviews

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So just 139 reviews then

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time to admit we were all wrong and that it's actually a quality game that's a contender for the GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. I'll start.

    I apologize for doubting you Larian. The game is brilliant. Thank you for blessing us with this game.

    Go on anons. C'mon, get it over with.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >13 reviews
    >only 95 on Opencritic so one of those reviews is giving the metacritic score a disproportional boost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That goes both ways. A bad review would have brought it way down. It doesn't have any bad reviews because it's better than breath of trash.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so does metacritic matter or not ? I'm confused with this board

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When it agrees with me, it matters. When it does not agree with me, it does not matter.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker threads are just tiresome

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >based on 13 critics
    >Carying what fricking retarted crtics think.
    Mate please... get help.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's ok when it goes against games like the Saints Row reboot tho

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we needed another bg3 vs totk review score thread
    kys

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Elden Ring, I enjoyed Zelda and I am likely going to enjoy Baldur's Gate. It looks like I'm the only winner here.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how people can take game critics seriously at all. especially after Gamespot fired Gerstmann that one time. Just find a lone voice that you relate to and follow them.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already have a seethe thread up, all you're doing is diverting attention from it.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is shit that happens in Bg3 that equals the best Marvel movies.

    This shit is a glimpse into the future, once executives get a whiff of Marvel money, they go rabid.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why devs were b***hing about this game, every AAA executive worth a shit to investors will be demanding this level of execution.

    Dev team sizes are going to explode.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, you are so full of shit, I swear. Larian is a medium sized company bankrolled by a rich aristocrat. I'm not even joking. More importantly, the massive drop-off in engagement this game shows points to a fatal flaw that will prevent any real long term IP from cash in in on expansions and sequels, which is where the real money is because once you have an asset base, you can pump them out. Now what is it you think the big message will be from all the in-house marketing surveys? Why is it you think people will say to them in regards to why they didn't stick with the game after the initial (expensive) hype? Care to guess? Ok, I'll tell you:

      It's turn based.

      Which to normies makes it boring. You won't get more of this. What you'll get is more Bioware shit. Scream, melt, stomp your gimp foot. It won't matter. We are literally in the middle of this drop in engagement right now within the first week. Check the steam stats.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the massive drop-off in engagement this game
        Where? The game's been pulling 500k+ concurrent players every day for a week now. It's literally sitting at 600k concurrent right now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          first FOTM game loser? fricking tourist

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is bg3 flavor of the month? And why should I care about (inevitable) player dropoff in a single-player rpg?
            You're not very smart, are you?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mass tendie suicide NOW

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont understand why tendies are so borderline mentally ill about this stuff
    i loved botw, switch is my only console for now, played and enjoyed many other switch games, but i think all of those games still had flaws
    even botw isnt flawless and totk definitely fails to address many of those flaws
    just never understood this mentality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tendies claim journos conspire against nintendo but at the same time hold journo scores as the dearest shit ever. it just fricking beats me

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >97 - "Thanks for the paycheck"
    and I don't give a frick about Nintendo

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read japanese threads
    https://itest.5ch.net/krsw/test/read.cgi/ghard/1691582117
    they are shitting on ff and "lmao turn based is dead", kek

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually crazy what BG 3 did. They don't even have a Nintendo bonus so the score is doesn't have to be questioned or get points removed to get the real score.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOO, why didn't Nintendo patent the 97?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL who cares the real GOTY is not even out yet.

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