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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the Mario film cause they hired Chris Pratt instead of the original Mario voice actor. Just a really scummy and dumb move.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      grow the frick up and don't watch it because it's a fricking kids movie. jesus christ

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's in the movie though. He plays Mario's dad and another minor cameo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's not Mario.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          mario's dad's name is mario too

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Mario 2 isn't Mario.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't play the dad, he plays the guy who owns the pizza shop

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does both.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He plays the dad too, he just uses the voice for the guy in the pizza shop

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, Mario is known for having virtually no voice lines, why is this causing so much seething? You can easily replace his "WAHOO" with AI and no one would care.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can easily replace his "WAHOO" with AI and no one would care.

      Then they should have done that instead of hiring homosexual pratt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pratt isn't voicing wonder

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prolly getting too old to do the voice propper, or recording the 500 bing bing wahoos for a new game is fricking up his voice.
    Good on Nintendo for keeping him employed though

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before I was old enough to know how to play video games I watched the Super Mario Bros. Super Show and got a hefty dose of Captain Lou, so to me Mario has never had a single voice and the Mario Movie didn't offend me in anyway. I think you people just need to grow up, this isn't some kind of attack against everything you love about Mario.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one's actually upset you dumb frickin troony. It's a light hearted "it's over".

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was I the only one that immediately knew that wasn’t his voice? Are people legitimately tone-deaf?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know for sure at the time that it was someone different, but I knew at least that it WAS noticeably different somehow. It honestly feels vindicating to learn this after loads of npcs dismissed these observations as being "crazy" or "high standards"(?). The Warioware Move It voiceclip was even more blatantly not Charles, but somehow people weren't having it either when that one was pointed out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason people didn't pay much mind to the Wario voice is because Charles Wario has been very inconsistent over the years and has only gotten more nasally and less gruff over time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, several people did.
      To me it was a much younger voice.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Until it was confirmed it was fine to be skeptical about a full replacement though.

        Ads aren't the final project. Even more video games would just be movies if so because that's often what trailers are.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else things Martinet got angry they didnt let him voice mario in the movie and said frick this Im out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's still working at Nintendo as "Mario ambassador"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A meaningless fluff title to soften the blow for the public

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >real games for grown up adult men like BG3, Armored Core, and Starfield are all coming out
    >Nincels meanwhile are crying because their 0 dialogue cartoon game for 8-12 year olds has a different person doing the high-pitched grunting and wahoo sounds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rpg trash
      No thanks I play actual games not escapism simulators for losers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >y-you’re an escapist!
        >meanwhile you play the same games you played when you write 9 because it’s familiar to you
        Mentally arrested nincel troony. Grow up and get a job, little nincel

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario still gets new games anons
          And yes I replay old games because got good at them and thus are more fun than when I wasnt good at them something rpgcucks will never understand

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Charles Martinet no longer mario
    >MGS has an outdated content warning now
    This medium is dead.
    Any brave anon that is reading this post, please starting lifting, and find a real hobby or a sport.

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