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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these shitty ports coming out in the end of the Switch lifetime is insane. Are the dev kits for switch 2 out? They are in a hurry to flood the E-shop with digital diarrhea.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bad ports

      >end of life

      I don't know anon if you actually ~~*((enjoy*~~) video games as an hobby the switch has almost every obscure genre in the book!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? How is it insane? We already know how this plays out
      >release switch port for $60
      >runs like shit
      >GUYS GUYS SWITCH 2 IS OUT. REBUY OUR FOR $70 AND GET DOUBLE THE FRAMES
      >ACTUALLY JUST KIDDING. YOURE LOYAL AND WE WANT TO REWARD YOU. $30 SPECIAL UPGRADE PRICE FOR BUYING IT THE FIRST TIME
      >Please understand, we can't migrate purchases from switch to switch 2. Backwards compatibility is hard again because money. You will need to rebuy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        theres no way IN HELL Switch 2 is not gonna be backwards compattible with your Switch purchases. specially considering how many of the games on the switch eshop are multiplats.

        only a moron, or a downright contrarian who despises nintendo for no reason would believe that.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch is the goyslop of consoles.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, but splatoon is shooter of the gen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and I thought the "baby's first shooter" couldn't get worse than Halo and Goldeneye

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was better on Wii U

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this
          splat2 servers halved tickrate and switch hardware has added input delay

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the tick rate and delay on yuzu or PC splatoon servers?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >haha you don't get to play our casualized goyslop shooter!
              Ok?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >haha you don't get to play our casualized goyslop shooter!
                Yes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sorry, but splatoon is shooter of the gen
        Splatoon is shovelware goyslop for trannies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      india is the toilet of the world

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do people even play on Xbox or Playstation? I really loved PS1 and PS2 but the only thing I was ever tempted to buy a newer system for was Bloodborne.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3ds was nintendo's last good console

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        KI:U was nintendo's last good game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >KI:U was nintendo's last good game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            pleb

      • 10 months ago
        sexito

        3DS seemed like a premium product

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically. Switch is soulless. More like a nintendo home console. It lacks the soul of all previous Nintendo handhelds.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          precisely. Doesn't matter that half the shit on the DS and 3DS was shovelware. Those consoles were pure sovl and it will never be as good as it was

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ds*
        3ds was just a rehash and the catalog was objectively inferior, the only good exclusive it had was kid icarus

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least it has games, the PS5 might as well be a streaming service and Xbox has no exclusives

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that was the ps4

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you haven't bought a Steam Deck and stopped playing you're Switch at this point you are the epitome of NPC

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >go from goyslop to goyslop

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bought a Steam Deck
          Zero exclusives
          >you're
          ESL

          >having every Nintendo game you ever want portable for free
          >vs paying $60 a year for Nintendo's curated games that aren't even guaranteed to be there forever
          >and runs MGS3 worse with a native port than emulation

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            every Nintendo game you ever want portable for free
            Yes Switch does this, good point
            >vs paying $60 a year for Nintendo's curated games
            You'd rather pay $500 for gabe's tablet?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            My phone does that already and I don't have to look like a dork holding a phone book while playing it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bought a Steam Deck
        Zero exclusives
        >you're
        ESL

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or I can just play on PC.
        I'll never understand these people buying "portable" consoles the size of a laptop when they could just play on their PCs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you still suck fatass gaben’s dick, you’re an NPC.
        not even a nintentard.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seetge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK THE SWITCH!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the switch and shit ports go hand in hand, sadly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitch is just too shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shitch is just too shit
        A team got the entirety of Witcher 3 running on Switch well.
        The fault is with shitty devs who can't optimise for shit as usual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't Forget Dying Light. that game looks beautiful on switch.

          Devs and companies that release halfassed ports don't care about their products nor about the fans.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't even run PS1/PS2 games ported to the PS3 well
      LMAO

      Old MGS3 port on Nvidia Shield runs better even though Shield has the same SoC as Switch (but less RAM than Switch).
      It's just garbage porting job. What did you expect when every other version of this port is 720p?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RDR runs fine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its 60fps? its 30$? That is the bare minimum so good thing it does both of those things.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it manages 60 and doesn't seem to struggle, it really just seems like almost nobody can be assed to optimize for switch

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't even run PS1/PS2 games ported to the PS3 well
    LMAO

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I can play it in the closet on my switch while my wife's black bull is satisfying her. Better on switch!

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really hope it's actually in the pipeline. I've held off on a Switch for nearly two years now since the release of Metroid Dread in the hopes that an updated console was "right around the corner" like all the fricking rumors kept saying.

    I just wanna play the dope-ass fanfiction shit in Dread, it sounds incredible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft has said they've cut deals with Nintendo for CoD on "Nintendo hardware" and FTC court documents said Switch 2 next year IIRC.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a fricking idiot for believing in rumors.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you waiting for a switch 2 to play Dread? The game already runs at 60FPS.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a halfway decent PC just emulate it. Dread's the best Metroid since Fusion but I wouldn't buy a console for a 6 hour game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its the best Metroid since the last metroid

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you memoryhole every metroid game in the last 2 decades including the Prime trilogy?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been out for a little while now. Far better than I ever could've imagined coming from nintendo.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based!
        >more than 15fps
        >longer battery life than two hours
        >mods
        >any game is a free game
        >wpgs and h-games
        >desktop use, make it a PC anywhere
        >modify OS itself easily
        >right to repair and cheaply so
        >10/10 customer support
        >game pass compatible
        >actual gyro control and touch pads
        >touch screen as well that doesn't feel like sliding across syrup
        >makes your dick two inches longer
        >no drift stick
        >better feel in the hands
        >more storage and easy to upgrade the internal storage
        >buttons don't feel like stale styrofoam
        >heavy enough to be used as a weapon against nintendies, yet light enough to be a comfortable swing
        >fast charge with provided charger
        >quick and easy shipping
        >actual graphic settings for games, not to mention can enter files to alter further to your wants
        >can be switched to windows OS if you please
        >can play a game in desktop mode and have a guide pulled up in browser to tab out to at any time
        >the vent fumes smell good, addicting really
        >can benchmark performance at any time you wish
        >can limit or push the deck past performance points if you deem so necessary
        >can record, upload, text, call, and not have to pay for subpar online
        >great ice-breaker for 4/10 single mothers on public transportation
        >extremely durable and pet safe
        >great screen for its size and scratch resistant
        >external storage card inserts and ejects like butter
        >steam OS shop being extremely easy to navigate and doesn't take years to load
        >created the 'ick on 'eck lord of the board
        Oh yeah, pays off having a deck unlike nintendaughters

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't read or click

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you forgot to add 'impossible to get unless you are rich enough to pay fullprice X3 if you live outside the states'.

          fricking dolt. the Deck is a good machine, but that, and every other hi-end handheld will never be better than the switch, mainly because anyone can buy one.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He's a poorgay
            Oh no no no....

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              no hi-end article that doesnt have credit payment facilities and doesnt exist on the country you live, will EVER be good.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot about the part where its made by Valve, a company known for abandoning hardware quickly after its inception. If these people can't program a launcher to not use 500 MB of ram when idle, I really don't trust them to make a handheld.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Steam Deck is the first time they've made hardware that actually sold well. That might help boost its lifespan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >non OLED portable device

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't read or click

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also didn't click. You're bad at this.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              no hi-end article that doesnt have credit payment facilities and doesnt exist on the country you live, will EVER be good.

              Tendies are such cucks

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This but snoybings

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh snoy
                Have you tried being a PC gamer instead of having to justify shitty hardware?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. PCs are very useful. Not so much for gaming but it's smart to keep one around for that one indie exclusive. Mostly a sidecar platform at this point though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not so much for gaming
                You're too far into the consolec**t delusion. Grim.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just don't like kbm gaming. Feels too much like work. Also there's the no exclusives issue. PC collects dust mostly. Especially Gabe's tablet.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just don't like kbm gaming. Feels too much like work. Also there's the no exclusives issue

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And what's stopping your from plugging in a controller? And PC has 99.99% of every game ever made. The only notable one I can think of that it doesn't is bloodborne. Otherwise it crushes every other device in exclusives by being the only system with any actual exclusives, just by virtue of being an open system.
                And why single out the deck? The real problem you have is stockholm syndrome for whatever console you're defending. They're shafting you, they are not your friends.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And what's stopping your from plugging in a controller?
                PC exclusives don't use controllers
                >And PC has 99.99% of every game ever made
                Also on every console android device tablet and UMPC. I can't think of a single notable PC exclusive.
                >Otherwise it crushes every other device in exclusives by being the only system with any actual exclusives, just by virtue of being an open system.
                All platforms have piracy
                >And why single out the deck?
                To get this not so subtle passive aggressive response from a malding fanboy:
                >The real problem you have is stockholm syndrome for whatever console you're defending. They're shafting you, they are not your friends

                Don't be angry anon, you're new to this and I'm just the first person you've ever met that has a PC and every console so I can call out all your PCMR transcript lies.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PC exclusives don't use controllers
                Crysis did even before they ported it to consoles.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PC exclusives don't use controllers
                They do.
                >Also on every console android device tablet and UMPC
                PC. Right there in the name even.
                >All platforms have piracy
                By breaking open a locked down console and turning them into a PC.
                >To get this not so subtle passive aggressive response from a malding fanboy:
                Ironic.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They do.
                Just not the notable ones
                >By breaking open a locked down console and turning them into a PC.
                You didn't know consoles could be open platforms 5 seconds ago and now you're lecturing me on how to do it. Lmao.
                >Ironic
                Not really. You got mad when I insulted a brand because you're a fanboy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was making an observation and it was right. That's all. You're not worth the time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goodbye

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not so subtle
                >passive aggressive
                Passive aggressive doesn't outright state anything like that post did. The more you know. This post is passive aggressive by the way.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All platforms have piracy
                Cool! How do I go about jailbreaking my PS5 so I can play exclusives like...like...y'know that one.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just like emulation, wait a couple years

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I can emulate Switch games day 1, oh well that sucks.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Switch was jailbroke day one. But otherwise good point!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pc
                >no exclusives
                Mental illness, there are no Total War or Paradox Games on cucksoles. Get a clue.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >non OLED portable device
          CasuaLED isn't for games, it's for gacha you will open and look at the pretty picture for a minute,visit a booru and spend another 9 minutes jerking off to porn of whatever character and then going about your day.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dread was perfectly emulated before it even released.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vita can run MGS2 at 60fps
    >Switch can't
    tendie troonies how will you ever defend this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shitch is literally weaker than the Vita. Kek!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vita was 60 FPS indoors, 30 FPS outdoors for MGS2, and a flat 30 FPS lock for MGS3.. but it had stability for frick's sake. Switch dev builds of virtually the same game are 30 FPS lock with major framerate dips, AND texture degradation for what amounts to ports from PS3/360 hardware.

      The Switch is a little stronger than the Wii U, which was a smidge stronger than the PS3/360. I can understand it's not like gonna be leaps and bounds but holy frick the incompetency.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Switch is a little stronger than the Wii U, which was a smidge stronger than the PS3/360
        Maybe try looking at competent ports to make comparisons?
        >RDR on PS3: 640p20
        >RDR on Switch: 1080p30 (50+ if you unlock framerate via mod) and better shadows

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Switch has bigger framebuffer than the PS3. That's all it has on it lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switch is closer to 2x the power of the WiiU, it's more powerful when in handheld mode by a fair margin and docked it's around double that, the ports would just be bad, remember Skyward Sword a game designed to run on more powerful hardware runs at a rock sold 1080p @60fps.

        A small memory overclock will probably lock it to 60fps too, Switch is bottlenecked hard by it's slow ram.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wii U, which was a smidge stronger than the PS3/360.
        Is there any multiplats that are better on Wii U than on those consoles?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Arkham City

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bayonetta

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you telling me that game ran EVEN WORSE than on Wii U? Holy frick. How was it ever praised?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You either got trolled or you trolled yourself.

              %3D%3Dgj

              Everyone in this thread needs to use their brain and research before running your mouth.
              The amount of anons butthurt over nintendo they willingly lie over shit that's already disproven is staggering.

              This, but I like when bad ports come out and Ganker blames hardware, all because a toy company lives in their head rent free.

              is 100% correct.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe even CoD Black Ops II performed a little better, but don't remember since its been 11 years. The big thing is that Wii U's CPU was a complication, something challenging to account for at the time and thus not all ports were better, but some were.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Deus ex human revolution

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me that the shitch absolutely keked itself with dark souls 1 (even though it was delayed)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick are you smoking homosexual? I pirated it on switch and it was great. Actually it's superior to the awful "remastered" PS4 and Xbone versions with fricked up reflections, light, fog, bonfires etc etc...

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    good job nintend𐐬 gays buying a shit console just to "own" sony gays kek you deserve all these garbage games you keep getting every month

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      post bank statement

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nintend𐐬 gays buying a shit console just to "own" sony gays
      Do snoys actually think this is happening? Like do they really think "console wars" are real?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm certain a good 60 percent of this thread is just Eric seething for some ungodly reason.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC
          Darren, you're deranged. Seek help.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch doesn't need this movie garbage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WE DON'T WANT MOVIE GAMES
      >*buys RDR*
      >*buys MGS collection*
      lol keep consooming

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>*buys RDR*
        >>*buys MGS collection*
        Not really

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope someone stabs you in the throat with a rusty garden trowel.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down snoy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitch doesn't need games
      Nice to hear it straight from the tendies themselves

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >games
        Where all I saw was movies. Do you want to discord or something?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only mgs moviegame is mgs4, you're showing your ignorance, like always tendies only play bingbingwahoo and don't know shit about other games

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't play kojimbobingwoo movies tho?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              MGS1-2-3 aren't movies, now shut the frick up and go play with your toy

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MGS1-2-3 aren't movies
                Yes they are. They're snoy movies.
                >now shut the frick up and go play with your toy
                Will do

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                MGS1 and 2 were never sony exclusives lol, dumb tendie

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MGS1 and 2 were never sony exclusives
                They're still snoywahoo movies regardless. Are you gonna cry?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >snoywahoo
                can't even make their own memes lol

                >I can't stand lying tendies like yourself
                I can. Why are you seething? Are you going to ask me to discord with you?

                >I can
                enjoy living in delusion then

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a snoygay falseflaggin as a tendie? Because your work here is so bad I wonder if you're just intentionally making awful posts.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's acgay

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          try English next time, Pedro

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What did I say that made you angry?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are those Black folk ports just emulators? there is no way, frickin 3ds could run MGS3 and it looked solid(hehe).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3ds port ran like shit too, and had some downgrades but also some upgrades like new shaders. everything else in the collection is emulated, MGS2 & 3 are ports of the HD Collection. but it seems whoever is doing the porting process is clearly not very experienced with the work; considering it seems to be in-house Konami employees, I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3DS version looked like dogshit but you can move while crouched, a feature I doubt they added to MGS3 in this version

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How terrible are these companies that they can't port 20+ year old games? Konami had the same fricking issue with their Silent Hill HD collection years ago.
    And before consolewar gays try and argue, it's not the Switch. It can run N64 games just fine, and Pikmin 1+2 (both GC games) work perfectly on it. There's no reason PS1 or PS2 games should be a problem.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always mismanagement and incompetence/inexperience. Silent Hill HD happened because they had unfinished sources and Konami being b***hy about voice actors, so a team that was way in over their heads had to improvise out the wazoo on top of their personal ideas of how to improve things and skullfricked the collection. Hell, even the original MGS HD Collection had visual issues and missing content, but most cases weren't so egregious that it destroyed the collection for most people, even though there are a couple really bad cases in them.

      porting can be fricking hard when on a budget and a deadline. but my guess is the team here are not only having to port something so complex for the first time, but also have to make tweaks because of the video footage alterations being necessary for the stock footage bits, among other things. so they're probably way in over their heads.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >modern consoles can’t run PS2 games above 720p and 30fps
    Are we already feeling the impact of diversity hires in gaming? How can a dev studio be this staggeringly incompetent ?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll run worse than the Vita version.

    I am still bitter that Metal Gear Solid 1 was never on the Vita. They had the goddamned VR Missions, but not Metal Gear Solid 1.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick are you smoking? i played mgs1 on my vita BEFORE hacking it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        By what? Buying it on PS3 and transferring it?

        PS3 remains the only Playstation console I never owned, only because of its high price, worse third-party games, and by the time Sony was unfricking it, we all thought that the next generation was going to happen soon, all because of previous generations taking maybe 4 years or so (not 8).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i probably transferred the psn classic from ps3

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, there are ps1 games on vita playstation store, the sames that are on ps3 store, you can buy MGS1 for the vita.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            some psn classics were buyable on ps3 but not on vita and viceversa
            maybe it was a region thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you on? you can play MGS1 on VITA since it shares trhe ps3 library

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Red dead redemption port runs flawlessly on switch
    >mgs collection runs worse than ps2
    how

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Red dead redemption port runs flawlessly on switch
      downgraded graphics and textures

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile, Rockstar's shitty optimization made GTA IV run BETTER on Xbox Series X.

          Both The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony are also locked at 60 FPS at all times.

          no, there are ps1 games on vita playstation store, the sames that are on ps3 store, you can buy MGS1 for the vita.

          I checked NUMEROUS times over the years, even typing the name in (which is how I got half of the Final Fantasy games, as well as the second Gex game, among others), because the store is bugged. It was never available. It was the VR Missions expansion (which of course, is just 300 extra VR missions, not the real Metal Gear Solid 1).

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe is what

            some psn classics were buyable on ps3 but not on vita and viceversa
            maybe it was a region thing

            is saying and is a region thing, I have MGS1 on my VITA

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe it was removed due to Sony's shenanigans. We all remember that the Tomba 2 version that was on PSN, that had the entire game in Japanese, and it was big news when the English version was released, all because it initially had issues.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DF
          >literally a massive Nintend𐐬 wiener sucker shill
          >blatantly lies in his own video
          every time with that pedo homosexual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was discussed in the PS4/5 video, the Xbox version inexplicably has a weird gamma contrast, so the brightness of things is different from other versions, hence why the shine on the back of the shirt is subdued on both PS4 and Switch

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              take a closer look, the Switch version is far less detailed especially on clothes and lighting effects

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sir are absolutely blind as a bat

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you just fricking used a different contrast to make your points?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              here's from your own pic
              the only thing better in Switch version is the shadows quality

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You legitimately do not know how visuals, differences in lighting/shading, contrast or anything work. That's not the Switch being visually downgraded; in fact, there's MORE detail on the Switch because of less bloom and less FXAA stairstepping. Hell, you can even see more detail on the ground beneath them. The visual "anomaly" is fundamentally the slightest hint of different lighting variance since they're reacting in real-time, not actual texture differences.

                There's only so many times you can be called moronic for trying to push this.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Here's my PhD degree on why Niᥒtend𐐬 is always better at everything!!!!
                cope

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick do doctors have to do with your stupidity
                do you need meds

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anti-Nintendo drones have to be the worst. Gets proven wrong and still needs to shitpost. Stop killing braincells, you moron!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, upping the resolution from 720p to 1080p is more demanding than increasing polygons. The Switch isn't really a powerhouse so they had to compromise somewhere.
            It's the reason some games can run maxed at 720p on a potato PC, but run like shit in 1080p even with everything on low.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no reason it can't do 60 like on the 360, Konami are just lazy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Konami is shitting out a garbage port with no effort or optimization. Ganker is completely tech illiterate and blames the hardware though.

        honestly how much time does it take for Konami to uncap the FPS?
        PC users do it with .ini files

        it's not about being lazy, something is wrong either the engine or switch hardware

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We all know that autist NEETs make for better coders than multi-billion dollar AAA software development studios.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's running in some kind of proprietary bloated emulator most likely. I highly doubt it's an actual port.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Konami is shitting out a garbage port with no effort or optimization. Ganker is completely tech illiterate and blames the hardware though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fricking Konami.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ported by bluepoint software
      nightdive studios shouldve handled it and at least tried to bring back MGO1

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nightdive only gets by because of already existing fan mods and the Kex guy, who is quite literally the only programmer/developer they have at their company. As we've seen with how much they struggled with trying to finish the System Shock 1 remake, they're not exactly equipped to handle anything that takes more than a few minutes to port. Absolutely no way they could ever handle Rockstar code.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bluepoint only did the remasters for PS3 and 360. This new version is being handled in house by Konami

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The shitch isn't shit it's the heckin company's fault

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is.
            The Switch has been able to run PS3 and even PS4 games without issue.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheap port

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Konami doesn't have to try cause they are striding of choo-choo's sales in Japan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it run? It runs. Konami will not spend any extra shekel for goyim

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to believe but Konami>TakeTwo in corporative greediness

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch can run Crysis 3 and Doom Eternal, it's just Konami has no talent left.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what led to the monumental decline of programming skills?
    no, really
    the switch could wipe the fricking floor with the ps3, and is currently getting mogged by the ps2
    the only explanation is a widespread idiocracy at all levels

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay in school

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black people, brown people and women of all races aren’t good at coding, but for some reason ZOG demands we push out white men in favor of them. Weird right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black people, brown people and women of all races aren’t good at coding, but for some reason ZOG demands we push out white men in favor of them. Weird right?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can list dozens of shitty port for PC that ran like shit on my 3080ti.
    This ain't the hardware fault, its the publisher fault.

    Oh well, who am I preaching too? Pretty darn obvious that most of yer homosexuals just mad because its nintendo in the headline.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Games run on 720p even on ps4 and ps5
    Wtf are they doing

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buying a game you already own/can emulate for free to play it at worse quality with cut content

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gays don’t really believe that it’s the hardware, do you?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s probably emulated and not a port

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's people who think the problem with the MGS ports come from the switch

    MEANWHILE FROM THE SEVENTH GENERATION:

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also want a Switch 2, but this specific case has nothing to do with the hardware. Konami is being Konami and did a shitty port job, there's no fricking excuse for the new ports to not at least be 1080p / 60 fps. The PS5/XSX versions in particular should be running at 4K, but they're arbitrarily locked to 720p.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MGS2 was already on the Shield TV at 60fps, which is the same Tegra X1 that's in the Switch. This is definitely some Konami frickery.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does a 25, 22, and 19 year old games run so horribly on the Switch? Is the Switch that bad? I can't even imagine how bad the other half of the collection will run.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not Nintendo's fault here, it's the shit devs, just like how Symphonia runs at 30 fps and lower outside of the gamecube.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if developers factor in the money lost by releasing such low effort ports, like surely they drive away a lot of sales.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The switch is like 15 year old hardware. Tendies have to hope the leaks about switch 2 being series s level are true.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't. I want for the switch to stay for 40 more years and for Sony and Microshart to die so gaymers have to face the harsh reality that the economy is dying and that they won't get to have more "advanced" games no more.

        Unless they stop sitting on their ass and decide to kill the israelites that is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what it'll take for the next gaming crash to happen for that to occur. Maybe that should be its own thread.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        quit being a shit port apologist. 15 year old hardware should have no problem running 20 year old games.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"METAL GEAR SOLID MASTER COLLECTION"
    >no MGS4

    Frick Coonami

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in volume 2

      What did I say that made you angry?

      I can't stand lying tendies like yourself

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't stand lying tendies like yourself
        I can. Why are you seething? Are you going to ask me to discord with you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in volume 2

        Well I won't buy neither volume 1 or 2 then and frick you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          then go suck a bag of dicks, you fricking homosexual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I might, but at least it'll be free and still a better deal than buying the old mgs games already sold 159471972 times while mgs4 is still stuck on the gaystation 4.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo hardware is crap
    no way!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch Version of Bayonetta is the best performing release that isn't on PC. Beats the 360 release by a long shot and in a higher resolution. But, sure, MGS1 runs poorly because the Switch is weaker than the Playstation 1.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoybings seem to be seething. Why?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're always seething, just filter their buzzwords and Ganker becomes a lot more tolerable.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitch is too weak for games
    sneed.jpg

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the shitch

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >developer makes a shit port of old games
    >Gankertards blame the hardware instead
    This place is dumber than /misc/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool. You should go back.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH /POOOOOOOOL/
      Dial 8

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal fisher price tablet built to be easily mass produced on chink sweatshops
    >marginally better hardware than the 3DS
    >tendies expect ps3 performance
    Lol kek lmao

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shocking.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 version is only 720p
    Smells like a lazy, rushed port job.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    but does it run better than the 3ds version?

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitch is just too shit to handle Snake's hairy balls

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, they used docked and not handheld even though everyone with a functioning brain in their skull knows resolution doesn't matter amd that you should be playing your handheld in handheld?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is the Switch 2 announcement?

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would a Switch 2 be more comparable to a PS4 or a PS4 Pro you think?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that mgs2 ran at 60 fps even on ps2. what an absolute joke

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick the shitch

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any news on what has been censored or changed? Rumors are the main difference is some archival footage they lost rights to.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's it afaik

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the switch can't run PS2 titles

    The frick is wrong with the Switch?!...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does run plenty of PS2 games just fine

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does this affect you? Don't you already have a PC that can run these games at 4K and 120 fps or a steamed turd that can run them at 800p and 45 fps?

  45. 10 months ago
    sexito

    >SWITCH 2 NOW

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What have you been playing on your Switch as of late?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MMX4. Waiting for Crymachina and MGS collection.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch is so weak it can't run PS2 games
    lel tendies lost

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PS2
      >games
      Lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying
        You picked the one console that was still getting new releases like 12 years after it came out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS2 is probably the best console of all time in terms of games first released for it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes like 7 final fantasy rehashes, 7 tekken rehashes, 7 granturismo rehashes, an Harry potter

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            As opposed to a million different mario and zelda rehashes?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mario and zelda aren't rehashed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The FF games weren't rehashes, and there are a ton of other games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does Resident Evil 4 run on Switch?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Capped at 60 with slowdowns, namely on the water section during chapter 1 before fighting Del Lago (or Chapter 2 cant' remember)
        >ps4tg

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how do properly optimized games run on switch
        Good question. Same reason many Switch first party games run at 1080p 60fps while many sony first party games run at 1080p 30fps.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking lazy devs won't even port shit decently. It's 720p on everything btw, that isn't Nintendo's fault. We know goddamn well the Switch can run these games better.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid prime is from the same generation and runs like a dream. Fricking Konami botched this hard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of 360/PS3 era games that run and look better on the switch better than the original versions. I dare anyone to find footage of the 360/PS3 versions of crysis trilogy that look as good as the switch versions, good luck.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does Dragon's Dogma run on the Switch?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          See for yourself:

          %3D%3D

          Also, does anyone know a way to post youtube videos without giving a youtube channel any views?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Runs well, but it has a music glitch that they will never fix,

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wanted to try Dragon's Dogma after finishing the Sunbreak event quests
            >it has the Dark Souls complex
            Every fricking time I actually plan a backlog, something goes wrong.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing Peace Walker HD on 360 at the Comic Con before it was released and it had a 20 FPS cap and used the bumpers for aiming/shooting. The final release was thankfully not like that, but the fact that 720p is confirmed for all versions makes it seem like this version will be just as bad in the final build.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOO UOUOOOOO

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Copebros...native Switch 2 ports of Kingdom Hearts when?

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hilarious, eat shit Switchgays. They won't care though, Switchgays would play a game in 15 FPS because they zero standards. I hope they enjoy their 15 FPS 540p game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope they enjoy their 15 FPS 540p game.
      Sounds like the Playstation Shita lmfao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Comparing the Vita to Switch
        >Completely different technology and generation

        Should we compare the Gameboy to the PSP as well?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Completely different technology and generation
          Switch is 2015 hardware and Vita was 2012, both launched in the 8th gen.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Completely different tech. One console was a massive failure and the other is about to be the best selling console of all time.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >best selling console of all time.
              lol
              lmao
              kek

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In roughly 1.5 years yes.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Nintendo Switch is a video game console developed by Nintendo and released worldwide in most regions on March 3, 2017.

            I also didn't look at the tech specs on the devices, but there is no way the Vita and Switch utilize the same technology and parts.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >there is no way the Vita and Switch utilize the same technology and parts.
              Correct. Switch is capable of 1080p 60fps while Sony's Playstation Shita (port machine) is 240p 12fps max (OLED with burn in)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The switch IS CAPABLE of 1080p 60FPS on certain games...at least be realistic about it. Most games on Switch don't run at 60 FPS.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct me if I'm remembering this completely wrong, but doesn't the Switch version (at least at launch) of Chrono Cross not even run as stably as the PS1 version?

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expecting FrickKonami to release good ports Lmao. Anon just go and pirate these games.

    These where shitty cash grabs ports for all new consoles.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies have such sunk in cost with the shitch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but Eric and posting on Ganker to get revenge on the people who doxed him

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the Switch is as powerful as a PS2. Pretty pathetic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The PS2 was able to hit 60fps though anon...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switch does 1080p 60fps

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The reports today are saying it is doing 30fps on switch.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like an optimization issue. Switch can handle 1080p 60fps

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              All I was saying is that the anon was underestimating how bad this port is by implying it is comparable to the PS2's performance.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. its weaker than a PS2 and PS3 because of it being portable. Nintendo did that shit on purpose just to have better battery life in handheld mode.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also as powerful as PS5.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love how everyone keeps ignoring this.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Multiports focused on the shitch and sneedy s ruins it for the rest of us

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The snoystation pos4 is holding the industry back.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >still seething that the ps4 ruined the pee yew hard

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >favela monkeys buying a pis4
                Correct.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >snoy Hispanic gets angry at racism while Eric samegays his own post 200 times
                Nothing has changed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ps2 can't play Witcher 3 so no. Try another troll.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how whenever a bad switch port comes out Ganker likes to blame the developers. It happens way too often for that to be the case. The Devs shouldn't have to reverse engineer their games to be two generations behind to function on that shitty tablet. It would be like if they tried to directly port 360 games to the Wii.
    That shit don't work so they just made different games instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're constantly being raided by tendie discords and famiboards troons.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This but resetera snoys and autistic manchildren like Doug Harris and Eric Weathers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doug Harris
          Rent free

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but I like when bad ports come out and Ganker blames hardware, all because a toy company lives in their head rent free.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      S-shut up Nintendo is always r-right!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same game is also 720p on PC/PS5/XSX
      >same resolution as the 360/PS3/Switch versions, despite the giant gap in performance
      >but let's pretend the devs did nothing wrong, because this is an opportunity for moronic manchildren to fling shit at each other for not having the same toy
      I fricking hate you people. You deserve every single shit port, butchered remake, trashy unfinished AAA slop and abusive microtransaction scheme in the modern industry.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOO!

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Every console war thread is always made by South Americans
    Why do they do it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Pablo bbc really make you scared huh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Growing up as a latinx in south america you had only PC. Then in 1995 you finally got Playstation. But as gaming became more mainstream you noticed there are other things that exist. Things that white people enjoyed like Nintendo and Xbox, but you could not have those things because of where you lived. This level of seething jealousy with the already present complete hatred of your white colonizers lead to these people we see today on Ganker.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The switch has run other more demanding games perfectly fine. This is just a case of a shitty port made by shitty pajeets

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take your meds, Eric

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    piece of shit can't run bg3 kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't need to

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitch doesn't need games ok???

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You save your own posts?

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are you surprised by this? Everyone knows the 360 and PS3 are way more powerful than the Switch.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitch really is shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you're perpetually unhappy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smart people typically are when seeing how the cattle slop up their sloppa

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't smart. Or happy.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, this shows how dead Konami is that they can't code right for something more powerful than a PS3 and 360.

    Seriously, the Switch shwitches on both and yet Konami can't do shit with the better tech even though they have the source code, Silent Hill in the future is dead with them at the helm.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doom and Witch3r run well on th Switch
    >Konami is such a shell of itself that it can't just do a simple port
    How can you frick up that hard when just 8 years ago you made MGSV. Die all the devs leave?

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 version can only run at 720p? Are you for real?

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no faith in the MGS3 remake. Using the og source file voices, Konami has been heavily interested in pachinko gaming instead of regular gaming and now they can't even port a simple ps2 game on to the switch when the switch itself mogs 6th gen consoles on tech alone. Hope Konami burns and it sells to someone with real coders.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Konami even have skilled development teams anymore? I can't remember a single ambitious game released after MGSV.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >switch port runs worse than 360 and PS3
    Holy frick, Konami has morons at the helm.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a console that btfo of the debut consoles the game appeared on
    >runs worse than consoles the handheld can still smoke anyway
    RIP Silent Hill

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS3 and 360 level RDR works fine on switch after a company that does their job actually did their job
    >ps2 level game runs worse than on 6th gen consoles when sitch has proved to absolutely shit on both together
    Keknami, folks.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice samegayging bingboy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down bingsnoy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tendies can't meme

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love how the accusations are immediately directed towards the Switch and not the fact that this port is a lazy, as expected cashgrab. Totally not suspicious at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      End your life bingy

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >switch shifts on PS3 and 360
    >Konami can't even port on to it correctly
    Lmfkek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop samegayging pedocuck

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grown men actually pay money for a handheld console in 2023
    fricking sad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grown men actually pay money for a handheld console in 2023
      Yeah...ha...ha...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switch is a hybrid console

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh huh yeah sure pal

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is. A handheld is something like the Playstation Shita (port machine)

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sony sisters look like that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent fricking free

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering that sony enthusiast is the moderator for r/antiwork, I bet he does live rent free.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obsessed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Obese
            Yeah you are.Surprised you haven't pulled the "I'm not a snoy, I haven't owned a playstation since the ps2!" card.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you frick up this bad when you made MGSV less than a decade ago? Switch mogs PS3 and 360 bit Konami can't even do anything right when they are given a layup of 60fps.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What pachinko does to a motherfricker, Doom needed bare minimum optimization and still ran like a dream on the switch. Frick Konami anyway, they dug their own grade.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >switch is more powerful than PS3 and 360
    >Konami can't do the bare min
    Oh ho how, we are so fucjed for future Konami games.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Because people are sick and tired of the Nintendo Switch which is weak when it was new and weaker now during the current gen
    Sounds like we could use a Switch pro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      You and the other morons blaming nintendo for konami fricking up 6th gen ports to switch when 7th gen ports both run and look better on the switch over their original 360/PS3 counterparts are the reason people are turning a blind eye to the companies that do shitty port jobs.

      Cope

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you delete your post?

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You and the other morons blaming nintendo for konami fricking up 6th gen ports to switch when 7th gen ports both run and look better on the switch over their original 360/PS3 counterparts are the reason people are turning a blind eye to the companies that do shitty port jobs.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope that the switch has mentally destroyed you after constantly winning.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      every Nintendo game you ever want portable for free
      Yes Switch does this, good point
      >vs paying $60 a year for Nintendo's curated games
      You'd rather pay $500 for gabe's tablet?

      It's a baby tablet. It's made for actual children.
      Seek help.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup Steam Deck definitely is for balding ADHD manbabies with apparently tiny penises

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          My phone does that already and I don't have to look like a dork holding a phone book while playing it.

          Gabe won

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shitted and flopped actually

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes the shitch does all the time with games

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes really, it can barely run tiktok kek

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you normally do this from sun up til sun down or is this a particularly bad day for you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shitendo lost, Darren. Deal with it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Eric can't stop thinking about his gay boyfriend

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no "eric" you mentally ill nintengolem

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering RDR, which is a PS360 game, runs with a higher frame rate and resolutions on switch, I'll blame this one on Konami being moronic

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch 2 is ready, but their big Mario GTA clone needs more time in the oven. Super Mario Switch and Run will launch with Super Switch. Mario Odyssey physics on foot and Mario kart physics in vehicle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer opens with like the GTA leak, but its peach sashaying across the street. She pulls out her phone etc call Mario before going on a rampage...but the gunplay is with squirt guns and feels like splatoon, so it feels less dark.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All Nintendo titles are playable in the game world. The world will be full of activities, kart races, golfing, tennis , etc. They act as a free demo for the full game you can purchase and then play more of in the game world. The game world is dynamic, when a new Wario ware game gets released, the game actually builds the wario ware building in the world during the lead up to launch and opens the doors when the game releases. Everyone has access to the first floor but you pay more for more content. The game has skins/outfits for player characters that can be exchanged for in game gold coins that you can spend real money to acquire.

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely Konami's fault. I'm not getting this for PlayStation since it's just the PS3 ports with the exact same settings, there's no way I'd get this for the Switch either. Who the frick is responsible for this lazy cash grabbing bullshit? They're selling PS3 ports for double the price

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, shitch is just to weak. Get over it.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing chad about owning a kid's toy

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all the games made for babies?

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way, these ran super stable on PS Vita. (think MGS2 was even 60FPS but might misremember)
    And the PS3 had all of them at 60FPS with a nice resolution.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitch is literally weaker than the Vita

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