So what is a 10% review, does the game rape you in your sleep, empty your account and kill your dog?
50-60% should mean an average, mostly inoffensive and a bit bland game, but perfectly playable. Anything above 90% should be exceptional.
I mean. I'm ok with BG3 winning GOTY. It deserves it and a whole lot of people will seethe.
Bethesda games are 7/10 on games, they've been like that since Oblivion.
I might be the only one but I feel like most of these 90 scores are paid out or given to heavily biased sites. I remembered the numerous of Nintendo magazines giving TotK 100s but were listing alot of bad points than good ones. I bet Larian also set theirs up and birded their selective reviewers.
Witcher 3 all over again. It would be forgotten once Larian fricks up or within a year when the westoid fanbase finds another waifu to shill. Journalists and rewards israelites hate anything that's not fantasy and deduct points from niche genres.
>$8 billion for Bethesda
>Get Redfall-tier games
Wild.
at the point Phil has to be on the chopping block, right?
Literally has to happen if the Activision deal falls through.
>xbox buys activision
>success!
>spend billions of dollars to make more 7/10 games
>spend billions of dollars to make more 7/10 games
and being forced to run on the xbox s, for me that's the kicker
Wait
BG3 went down to 96?
HAHAAHAHAHA
Still winning GOTY.
post yfw you didn’t fall for Starslop
Stargays never stood a chance against BG3.
from the moment I saw it, knew that it would be one of those games that people would say it's fine BUT would be improved with mods
STOP THE COUNT
STOP IT
NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TO ME IM LITERALLY CRYING AT MY DESK AT WORK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
A game has to be unironically terrible to not get at least a 90, this is embarrassing for everyone involved
Is this unironically what zoomers believe?
This is literally true you fricking idiot, 50% is not "average" it means steaming pile of shit that doesn't even work.
So what is a 10% review, does the game rape you in your sleep, empty your account and kill your dog?
50-60% should mean an average, mostly inoffensive and a bit bland game, but perfectly playable. Anything above 90% should be exceptional.
Do boomers actually believe that good games can consistently get shitty scores?
>zoomers
Did you forget the 8.8 controversy with Zelda Twilight Princess?
Considering most of those games above 90 are asset flips, no.
SLOPFIELD OH NO NO NO NO
CAN'T BEAT ZELDA
children's games that man children critics like - SHOCKER
Mogged by baldurs gate 3
TotK - 8/10
Horizon - 7/10
R&C - 7/10
GoW - 6/10
Eldenring - 8/10
SF6 - 7/10
RE4 remake - 9/10
Pleb tier
its
9
6
7
8
9
8
8
Anyone remember the metacritic score from the deal bethesda had with obsidian, where they would only get their bonus if they reached teh score?
85
Well I hope it reached 82
The best "bethesda game" wasnt even made by them
Why do npcs care about reviews?
they don’t, they’re laughing because the much hyped Starfield that just got an Imagine Dragons theme song turned out to be mediocre
>Biggest xbox game of the decade
>scores less than HFW
Good lord
*wins by doing nothing*
more like AC 6/10 amirite
filtered
>filtered
beat the game, the game so not really
yeah I got hit with a wall of monotony so yeah consider me filtered
cope
cope with what? I just didn't think is that good, plain and simple
It got the Fromslop bonus. It's a 7/10 at best which is why nobody bought it.
It should win, in my opinion it's From's best game after Sekiro
literally a PS2 game, they must have spent $10 on making it by copy pasting old files found on a Dell PC
>literally a PS2 game
Already better than most games today
>literally a PS2 game
I hope you are aware that this is a compliment
>Literally below FF16
>Spider-Man 2 isn't even out yet
Snoys actually won, holy kek
Snoys have never lost
Shazam has never lost
The Starflop rating will also drop further than once the non-paid reviews arrive.
It says 90 for me
can’t wait to see them finally kill COD, holy frick the Xbox death touch is real…
COD will be on Sony and Nintendo consoles for another decade so cope will keep it going.
Once it's Xbox exclusive it will die like Halo, obviously.
Oh no no no Toddsisters? Our response?
STOP THE COUNT
I mean. I'm ok with BG3 winning GOTY. It deserves it and a whole lot of people will seethe.
Bethesda games are 7/10 on games, they've been like that since Oblivion.
I noticed you post this while India sleeps sir. You will see soon who is over.
lmao compared to other games that got in the 80s you know it's gonna be oof
Why are so many 90 score games very bland compare to alot of 80 score ones.
>87
>bad
Does every game have to have a 95+ rating for Ganker to consider it or something? Surely it's just trolls
>Surely it's just trolls
no shit, is all a fake outrage
50% is bored guys taking the piss out of it
It is good, but not GOTY material.
Nowhere did I suggest it would be. There are plenty of solid games that are not GOTY material.
The Pajeets and Xboners were swearing before their mother's graves that Black personfield was gonna get a 95+ score.
>Below 90 = shit game
>Above 90 = paid reviews
It's that simple
==90 real and goty
I might be the only one but I feel like most of these 90 scores are paid out or given to heavily biased sites. I remembered the numerous of Nintendo magazines giving TotK 100s but were listing alot of bad points than good ones. I bet Larian also set theirs up and birded their selective reviewers.
*bribed
Non shill reviews are dropping. It will settle on 85.
Non-shill reviews were literally blacklisted.
gentle reminder
Still son GOTY despite the chud temper tantrum.
$20 says this poster is a yurigay.
ryonagay
Close enough, those two have tons of overlap nowadays.
I'll take my $10.
What makes a game "must-play"? Score above 90?
Nope, because BG3 is 96 and Ganker shits on it constantly.
What makes a game a must play is the following flowchart.
He means the Metacritic Must Play badge
ACbros, we're still in the game.
it will go up when they see me play
>snoygros and square enix shills pretending that FFXVI would be GOTY
>xboners and bethdrone shills pretending that starfield would be GOTY
the ABSOLUTE state of play
Where are the "youru turn" posters?
What happened to them?
Witcher 3 all over again. It would be forgotten once Larian fricks up or within a year when the westoid fanbase finds another waifu to shill. Journalists and rewards israelites hate anything that's not fantasy and deduct points from niche genres.
>the 42 highest rated game of 2023
Oh no...
Game of the Generation, pajeets said.
STOP STOP FRICKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP