it's pronounced "gard-eh-vwah"

it's pronounced "gard-eh-vwah"

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pronounced "Sir knight"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the french name is objectively better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      good mornig sirkinight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBJ

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        mad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's pronounced "mai waifu"

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually its pronounced
    garde WAHHH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Wario

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm French and the actual pronounciation is Gard-Uh-Vwar

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's "Gard-E-Vore"

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's "gal devour"

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "gourd prostitute" because she's a vegetable and a bawd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      objectively true

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone in high school once pronounced it "gaurd ayy vya" and i had to hide my power level not to correct him

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when Gardevoir didn't have legs. Its alien-like appearance really sold its psychic typing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gardevoir always had legs but it is weird how the original sprite avoids showing them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It probably looked weird. Also that Gardevoir has some thick legs, what the hell?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i could swear its emerald dex entry also says it holds itself up with psychic energy, i sure didn't know it had legs until at least platinum

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It had legs in the coliseum games so it was always a part of its design, the dex entry probably is meant to imply its frail which it is

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, are you staying the sticks Gardevoir has for legs don't look alien? There's no way those spindly toothpicks should be keeping Gardevoir upright yet it somehow does.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's Germanic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't be surprised

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    50% male btw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hasn’t stop me before what makes you think this will?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oncd I spent hours catching and trying to breed a shiny Gardevoir (also spent those hours simultaneously jerking off).
    By sheer luck I managed to get a shiny timid one (male) with a IV spread of
    29/31/28/14/21/31.
    It's almost as if it was begging me to evolve it into a Gallade.
    Nonetheless I evolved it into Gardevoir instead of Gallade, and locked up it's clitty in a chastity cage.
    Suffice to say, since then it still remains locked.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's obviously pronounced "gar devoir"

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gard-eh-vore because it eats people

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gardevoir wouldn't do that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve seen it happen.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She can literally lift you into the air with psychic powers, what's to say she couldn't do that if she were hungry?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gardevoir can't learn swallow
          Does draining kiss count? Besides that she's only limited to dream eater

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        gardevoir are predators that lure weak traveler with hypnosis and eat them alive while they are dreaming some sweet nonsense.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Gardevoir shrinks her (human) prey? Or does she just gulp them down whole?

      Her breasts will grow and slosh by the same amount in either case btw.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she keep them in hypnosis then devour their soul with dream eater then lets her ralts eat the skin, gallade cuts and eat the limbs, and gardy finally break the hypnosis and pluges her face in the open torso to feast on the still beating heart

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I could be any pokemon, I'd be a gardevoir (male)

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a troonymon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats how she says it in the anime

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemons say their names, he's called "PrröÖÖööööööh"

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