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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about your life.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's good, but the trailers haven't exactly caused me to jump for the pre-order button. Plus, the only games we can really compare it to are, like, Balan Wonderworld and Gex. I want Nintendo to do more creative shit with their characters, but I'm not gonna buy it if it doesn't look fun.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did Nintendo mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lets make her look more daring so it doesn't look like disney princess doll house

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I literally want to facefrick peach till my balls go numb

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not going on after that
              What are you, gay? also breaks for torn-dress Peachzuri of course

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            dick sucking lips

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i swear to GOD if people don't take this opportunity to rip these models and use them for blender porn animations, my hope will be lost.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nobody used the smash ultimate model, it's ogre

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why is 3D peach porn animations destined to be shit?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                drawn is better
                also many Japs don't touch a lot of Nintendo stuff cause Ninty sometimes goes after artists

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because 3D porn is shit in general.

                the frick it is. go on sankaku and type for peach and animated and look at the absolute sorry excuse of animated peach porn we currently have.

                you're telling me that none of you want to see decent 3d porn using say the mario party 10 peach model with her sucking some mean koopa wiener?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >koopa wiener?
                no
                that's disgusting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >disgusting
                >most 3D peach porn is shitty futa using the smash brawl model or a shitty made from scratch model

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's why I said drawn stuff is better

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you actually made me search up the 3D stuff for peach and sankaku and paheal... is this some kind of sick joke? why is it all no effort shit?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                3D "artist" barely qualify as such.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they have a tendency of using separate meshes for each expression instead of proper facial flexes so it's probably specifically unsuited for blowjobs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're telling me that none of you want to see decent 3d porn
                no, because I haven't seen even one instance in regards to any other subject

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have abysmal taste on all fronts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because 3D porn is shit in general.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right looks way better

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know why you replied to me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not a fan of the changes to the cover, but right is better in this instance. Peach doesn't ALWAYS have to have that blow-up doll facial expression.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that false advertisement or is movie Peach in the game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just regular peach's head tilted slightly forward, incel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        False advertisement. She looks like regular Peach in the game. That boxart change was really a dumb move and shows that they have very little confidence in this game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is Soul and which one is Soulless?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to ask you're probably an NPC.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woolly World was fantastic, what the frick happened

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      crafted world was ass. Their games are insultingly easy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but 100% them can be brutal

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    peach is only a sexo no one wants to play a game as her they want to frick her

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$79.99
    No fricking thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      excuse me WHAT
      this shit spinoff costs that much
      is it in burger money(usd) or no?
      cause if it is then my god its great to be a pirate cause 60$ was already too much
      so ...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Country?

      excuse me WHAT
      this shit spinoff costs that much
      is it in burger money(usd) or no?
      cause if it is then my god its great to be a pirate cause 60$ was already too much
      so ...

      I just preordered for 60 USD. Actually $65 because shipping.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now we can say Super Princess Peach won?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess? I never played it, but I have a hard time imagining something more dull than the Showtime demo.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Peach have a barefoot or open toed costume in this game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope so

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even a mediocre product from Nintendo is leagues above the rest. Just going by the demo, it seems like a nice piece of art.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just for little girls... i-it's gonna be a coolector's item. You'll see!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be a collector's time for us Gankerincel chads, girls don't play games.
      (well except fof animal crossing and what ever multiplayer their BF is playing)

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Puppeteer 2.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically a Kirby game
    and kirby games are a 4/10 at best

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the demo. it was chill.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DIS GAEM FOR BABBY

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a game for journalists.

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