pro tip for any other anons with sisters out there: your sister is not hitting on you
4 months ago
Anonymous
I have a friend (female) who walked naked in front of her brother after every shower with the sole intent of tempting him into sucking her breasts. They ended up fricking daily instead.
4 months ago
Anonymous
do women really just go around telling their friends this shit
4 months ago
Anonymous
similar story except I was the brother. I don't think she explicitly wanted to do anything but tease me "like haha you can't look I'm naked how embarrassing" but she would walk around the house naked/half naked conveniently wherever I would be typically after a shower or just after she woke up or something. one time she actually spoke up about something relating to muscle pain and I naively said I could massage her or something thinking it would be normal and she was covered in a towel but as soon as it started I just could not hold back so I kept pushing boundaries and she wasn't against it and we ended up finding out a lot about each other.
ill help you lil bro. 1. delete literally all anime and manga shit from your pc. 2. apologize sincerely in a serious conversation with your parents and lay out your mental problems that you have and that you need help. 3. seek help and get formally diagnosed with autism because holy frick do you need it as only an insane social moron would do some shit like you did.
>making merch using someone's face without their permission
whoever the john freeman guy is in real life, he can probably sue a LOT of people right now and make a LOT of money
>I don't gyatt alot for Rizzmas >There is just one skibidi >Someone unclog the faunum toilet >Cuz Joe Biden needs to pee >I'm more sigma than you know >I only goon in Ohio >Sneed and Chuck here too >All I want for Rizzmas is (You)s
just a reminder, "gen alpha meme" hate is coming from the same group of people who want all memes to be 1 unfunny sound effect that won't fit as a reference anywhere
Zoomers are mad that Gen A are enjoying Gmod shit instead of loving and dickriding the ecelebs that Zoomers grew up with like Pewdiepie,Lewfy,Idubbz,Keemstar, critikal, xqc, etc etc
Skibidi Toilet is the greatest machinima animation of all time and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Dafuq is insanely talented, he managed to give so much personality to characters that don't even have faces or utter a single word.
he is actually talented but unfortunately he is now stuck making skibidi toilet. he is making money but you can see he clearly dislikes being known as the funny toilet video maker at the same time, every video gets more serious and the toilets are looking less like silly toilets and more like Mechs
>Mewing
I was talking to my mom a few weeks ago and she was telling me a story about how a boy I knew growing up had actually mewed himself into being incredibly handsome, of course she didnt use the word but she described it exactly and said he had even sent her videos on it. Actually hilarious.
last rizzmas... I gave you my gyatt...
AND THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU GOT FANUM TAXED
My parents have disowned me so i get to spend the holidays alone
probably going to an hero new years day
why did they disown you
i made a move on my sister
why did you do that
because i am desperate and i thought she was hitting on me
why did you think that
pro tip for any other anons with sisters out there: your sister is not hitting on you
I have a friend (female) who walked naked in front of her brother after every shower with the sole intent of tempting him into sucking her breasts. They ended up fricking daily instead.
do women really just go around telling their friends this shit
similar story except I was the brother. I don't think she explicitly wanted to do anything but tease me "like haha you can't look I'm naked how embarrassing" but she would walk around the house naked/half naked conveniently wherever I would be typically after a shower or just after she woke up or something. one time she actually spoke up about something relating to muscle pain and I naively said I could massage her or something thinking it would be normal and she was covered in a towel but as soon as it started I just could not hold back so I kept pushing boundaries and she wasn't against it and we ended up finding out a lot about each other.
lay off the incest manga and vns homie
ill help you lil bro. 1. delete literally all anime and manga shit from your pc. 2. apologize sincerely in a serious conversation with your parents and lay out your mental problems that you have and that you need help. 3. seek help and get formally diagnosed with autism because holy frick do you need it as only an insane social moron would do some shit like you did.
Thought porn was real life
Yeah that sounds disownable
Don't have a nice day tho
tell her it's cool and hip since andy and leyley is the new undertale
lil bro read some of that incest weeb shit going around and thought thas how it worked irl lmfao
The coffin of Andy and Leyley and its consequences...
How old was she?
12. Yeah I know.
Ah.
Not sure what I expected.
not me, she's 16
nice larp idiot
See I might've been able to believe you before but now you're just trying too hard.
killing yourself over something so stupid is fricking moronic dude
>that incest indieshit is getting morons killed
suddenly based
yeah go ahead and end it
Coffingays... this is your mindset.
>sableye
saved
hahahahaha
COFFINSISTERS, OUR RESPONSE?
?t=2
stream it homosexual. also post pics of your sis
why wait?
thank you
At least your parents are still alive. This is my first Christmas without them, I can't find joy in anything anymore but I'm too pussy to kys myself.
Do a flip
good riddance you fricking scum
heh
>making merch using someone's face without their permission
whoever the john freeman guy is in real life, he can probably sue a LOT of people right now and make a LOT of money
>I don't gyatt alot for Rizzmas
>There is just one skibidi
>Someone unclog the faunum toilet
>Cuz Joe Biden needs to pee
>I'm more sigma than you know
>I only goon in Ohio
>Sneed and Chuck here too
>All I want for Rizzmas is (You)s
(You)kino
and yet we still cant say s m h, f a m or t b h
just a reminder, "gen alpha meme" hate is coming from the same group of people who want all memes to be 1 unfunny sound effect that won't fit as a reference anywhere
what is this alluding to
just more muttlennial schizobabble. nothing new to see here.
I just don't want gen alpha to talk like Black folk. Can they at least do that?
>usurers don't have the villager noses
zoomers?
based gen alpha dabbing on boomers..? NEED IT OR KEEP IT?
Alright, what's a fuana tax or whatever
Fanum Tax
It comes from a streamer named Fanum stealing food from his friend's plate every time there's food on the stream
Therefore, Fanum Tax.
That's so stupid I love it.
fauna tax?! wtf i love taxes now!
Don't you have some squeebing to do
idk what that means i dont actually watch vtubers i just have a fetish for green haired anime girls
Stick your gyatt out for the rizzler
Rizz is probably the most normal zoomer slang, i'm surprised people came up with Game before Rizz
brad's turn b***hes
Idgi
Zoomers cringe at old internet humor and then unironically get excited when episode 923849238 of skibidi toilet releases
Zoomers are mad that Gen A are enjoying Gmod shit instead of loving and dickriding the ecelebs that Zoomers grew up with like Pewdiepie,Lewfy,Idubbz,Keemstar, critikal, xqc, etc etc
Gen A is already 100000x better than Zoomers
Nah
Skibidi Toilet is the greatest machinima animation of all time and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Dafuq is insanely talented, he managed to give so much personality to characters that don't even have faces or utter a single word.
he is actually talented but unfortunately he is now stuck making skibidi toilet. he is making money but you can see he clearly dislikes being known as the funny toilet video maker at the same time, every video gets more serious and the toilets are looking less like silly toilets and more like Mechs
>Mewing
I was talking to my mom a few weeks ago and she was telling me a story about how a boy I knew growing up had actually mewed himself into being incredibly handsome, of course she didnt use the word but she described it exactly and said he had even sent her videos on it. Actually hilarious.
>incredibly handsome
>he had even sent her videos on it
Pffft hahaha your mom 100% banged him