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I'm talking about the tone, you fricktard. I don't want a whacky LOL SO RANDUMB fun game, i want a game like saints row 2. Sure it was dumb fun in parts, especially the activities, but for every sceptic avenger we had a scene like Aishas death or Carlos or the monster truck show. That's the Saints Row i want.
>That driving >Those car physics
I lost all hope for this being even passable, I could live with the cringy characters if the world was fun to frick about in but that looked awful.
>car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos >can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship >surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting >over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph >cars wheels magnetized to the ground >driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bike
>car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos >can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship >surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting >over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph >cars wheels magnetized to the ground >driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bike
Judging by the absolute state of Zoomers Row marketers from those twatter screenshots and the posts itt, it all looks like we're in a legit shill thread.
Why didn't they just show gameplay for the reveal? I honestly think the way they have written the cast (all from former gangs) we will probably get a SR2-tier story again, but the way they have designed the main cast really sucks huge donkey wiener. I'm hoping we can turn off HUD elements as well because those health bars are annoying.
I think the game has fricked up it's initial marketing but based off the footage and info so far, it has potential to be one of the best Saint's Row games from gameplay and story premise alone. If it winds up being shit then we can mark off Volition as never returning from the depths that started with Red Faction Armageddon, Gat out of Hell and Agents of Mayhem.
Borderline zero footage inside of the city is a HUGE RED FLAG.
The footage is 3:25 long yet about 30 seconds of it is dedicated to inside the city, 15 to what looks like the outskirts, and another 15 to a street with zero action going on.
I guaran-ficking-tee there's huge performance dips in the middle of the city.
Ganker wrong and btfo again
Hey Volition employee, frick off with your shilling.
That looks so bad I can't even describe it.
Holy frick
It looks le bad just cuz... I don't even know bro... It just le does...
go back to red dit
Learn to laugh. Holy shit you are sensitive
Frick off homosexual.
Get fricked
>It looks le good just cuz... I don't even know bro... It just le does...
Frick off, you stupid homosexual.
looks like sr3 but with more graphics and sjw
Gunplay and driving seem ok, but the UI is cluttered as frick holy shit it's awful
t. Volition admin
>noooooo you have to hate game outrage YouTube said do
Your games suck and your studio deserves to go under.
Haters getting BTFO LEFT AND RIGHT
You love to see it yall
You have to go back.
>those frickhuge healthbars
not even going to bother clicking the video to give u engagement
saints row sucks now, eat shit
i won't be nokoing so don't bother replying
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>but i don't want a fun game
What the frick is wrong with this board
Try /b/, there’s no quality control over there.
I'm talking about the tone, you fricktard. I don't want a whacky LOL SO RANDUMB fun game, i want a game like saints row 2. Sure it was dumb fun in parts, especially the activities, but for every sceptic avenger we had a scene like Aishas death or Carlos or the monster truck show. That's the Saints Row i want.
I feel bad for anyone who cares about saints row.
>screenshot shows characters that look like theyre from a 2011 wrestling game
LOOKS like shit like it always has
open world deserts are quite boring
the game looks worse. what is up with the braindead cop ai?
copy-pasted from sr3/sr4, like everything else
>Those comments
Shazambros....
>That driving
>Those car physics
I lost all hope for this being even passable, I could live with the cringy characters if the world was fun to frick about in but that looked awful.
Looks like standard saints row driving
If you give them money for this game you should be shot
GTA4 came out 13 years ago and it shits all over this junk
>car has no sense of speed, feels like its moving at a snails pace even with nos
>can just turn 90 degree mid air like some sort of space ship
>surrounded by 10 dudes all with guns aimed at you and all they do is awkardly waddle about not shooting
>over the top camera shake everytime your car lighly grazes something at 5mph
>cars wheels magnetized to the ground
>driving straight through metal fences and concrete poles on a dirt bike
how anyone can think this looks good is beyond me
shut the frick up marketer
kek
you morons are looking for shit to hate at this point
where do you think you are?
saints row is shit now
deal with it
You don't have to look far when you shovel shit in peoples faces
Frick off shills, we're not buying your homosexual ass game.
>health bars
>enemy a.i can't aim for shit even at point blank range
kek
>nooooo why are the cops on this demo so easy
>why
Nope, I know why, they try to cater to LGBT that never play games, thing is they WON'T play saints row.
>demo
You and i both know thats the final product
Judging by the absolute state of Zoomers Row marketers from those twatter screenshots and the posts itt, it all looks like we're in a legit shill thread.
This is supposed to be impressive gameplay?
Why didn't they just show gameplay for the reveal? I honestly think the way they have written the cast (all from former gangs) we will probably get a SR2-tier story again, but the way they have designed the main cast really sucks huge donkey wiener. I'm hoping we can turn off HUD elements as well because those health bars are annoying.
I think the game has fricked up it's initial marketing but based off the footage and info so far, it has potential to be one of the best Saint's Row games from gameplay and story premise alone. If it winds up being shit then we can mark off Volition as never returning from the depths that started with Red Faction Armageddon, Gat out of Hell and Agents of Mayhem.
This is the Watch Dogs 2 of Saints Row, insufferable cast design but everything else is fine.
>dude it's bad because... it just is okay?
Ganker literally has nothing at this point, i'm pre-ordering the game.
Go for it
I bought and enjoyed Cyberpunk 2077. This is just your Cyberpunk 2077 bruh.
i'm gonna create the cutest gangsta ever! also everything is my cyberpunk 2077, except for cyberpunk 2077.
weaksauce
>Open video
>First thing I see is an empty fricking desert
It does seem fun and the gameplay seems fine, but the designs are clearly still terrible by the dislikes.
>by the dislikes
what did you mean by this?
Borderline zero footage inside of the city is a HUGE RED FLAG.
The footage is 3:25 long yet about 30 seconds of it is dedicated to inside the city, 15 to what looks like the outskirts, and another 15 to a street with zero action going on.
I guaran-ficking-tee there's huge performance dips in the middle of the city.
Even though you're a fricking shill, I will say that the gameplay in that does look fun. Just a shame about the characters.