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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like it, but you can stop making threads now
    Ganker will never talk about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never made a single thread about this game till now. The game's crazy good lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok... Look at this thing. LOL looks ridiculous what's even this a snake?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a game about crabs and fish. What's so troony about it? lol

            go back tourist

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I love animals. This is an Ganker game. You're the one who needs to go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah yeah im sorry your parents left you with a craving for attention. just frick off back to redit already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are these failed shill threads or something? they always start with the same generic and vague praise while never actually saying anything specific about the game, then dying after 10 posts. and I say this as someone who liked this game too

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ydbtg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't booty tag girls?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bosses melt down easily if you had basically any sort of progression on your build
      >random elites will just sponge up shittons of hits though
      The frick did they mean by this? I hope they come out with a hard mode or something. I want to give it another playthrough, especially after seeing the speedrun movement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anoria is that you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You didn't become the Guy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even customize the crab at the start
    that's like 1/4th of the fun of souls games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wut. You're thinking of Dragon Dogma.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ dont tell me you whiny b***hes are back after you ruined sekiro and lies of P threads

        JUST LET ME MAKE A GREEN CRAB
        homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, the character editor in Souls games is fricking garbage. Just go play DD2 and be happy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is garbage, that's why it's fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ dont tell me you whiny b***hes are back after you ruined sekiro and lies of P threads

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one talking about it
    >no one playing it
    >millions will only experience it through some troon's GDQ speedrun, showing 5% of the game and all the major spoilers
    Grim.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we had one good thread on it on saturday. i think it lasted like 100 or so posts. Just enjoy it in isolation I guess. Even homosexuals like op who keep spamming these awful threads dont actually want to talk about it beyond surface level "xD le crab souls" shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well it sold like 300,000 copies on top of gamepass so I think some people played it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's selling well on Steam. Tf are you talking about

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is actually more closely related to BotW than it is to Souls games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fork has no durability though. And the hammers don't have different movesets. Feels more like picking up weapons in a beat em up.

      It's a game about crabs and fish. What's so troony about it? lol

      There's an LGBTroon flag cosmetic but that's about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does this shit really have troonshit in it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can wear a gay flag as a neckerchief. Pretty much 0 sexuality in the game besides that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's a couple of gay crabs in the main city
          also

          his tail thing has a sock on it too

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine, but nowhere near as good as Lies of P. Crab game has way too many areas that are huge and empty and/or look the same

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a game about crabs and fish. What's so troony about it? lol

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is umami good or should I just keep dumping everything into strength?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You definitely don't need to put any levels in MSG/Umami/whatever. Maybe a few here and there but thats it. The thing is, the skill tree gives you a good amount of "free" level for it and you will definitely end up filling out the entire skill tree before you even reach the last area (if youre exploring and fighting purple enemies at least)
      >is it good
      A lot of shell spells are duds I won't lie, but theres 8 adaptations in the game and most of them are very good.
      The best spell shells are probably Fizzle and the red cup that gives you an attack buff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasnt sure if that kinda build was viable, but guess not.

        also not sure how good defense is to upgrade. I guess there might be more things worth being resistant to. Its kinda hard to tell how good vitality is as a stat too since most bosses seem to have a 1 hit kill move even with a few points pumped into it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe you should play the game instead of trying to minmax your levels 5 minutes into the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The grab moves have a different animation if they wouldn't deal enough damage to kill you, so having a high def shell/more vit will let you live.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Resistance is very good because it acts like damage reduction not only for your worn shell but also for your hammer. Vitality is a meme, but you can survive the red attacks with enough HP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red cup is overtuned as frick. The debuff doesn't matter when you can block and full repair in one hit.
      Hammers are undertuned for the speed loss especially with heavier shells.

      I didn't bother and mostly used tentacle for the crazy stagger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hammers are undertuned for the speed loss especially with heavier shells.
        Have you considered double or triple clockie though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then I would have to put away my dog

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Hellpoint and hate Mortal Shell. Where would this game lie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      I only played the demo (It was a pretty long demo) and I'd say the demo itself was better than Hellpoint just from the direction of it having fluid controls, enjoyable enemy movesets, and good combos. Why not try the demo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean pretty much all nonfrom souls games are shit tier garbage besides lies of P. I would put this game under Lies of P but still good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Moose

        >I mean pretty much all nonfrom souls games are shit tier garbage
        No, they really aren't. Unless you get to Dolmen or Lords of the Fallen (The OG)-tier you're doing pretty decently as a game. Sure, they have issues, but they're all negligible, and they're all at varying levels of budgets which you have to factor into games like Thymesia or Mortal Shell for instance. The Jedi games are basically just easy Sekiro and they're both great. I'd also play Steelrising, Hellpoint, and The Surge 2 before I played another run of Dark Souls 2 and I have.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But is it woke or not?
    I heard this shit has a rainbow flag in it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is every boss a crab?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best boss fight?
    I beat every boss after him first try I blew all my healing on first phase camtscha but that doesn't count and his design is great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the voice actor for inkerton was way overqualified for this game. He was probably my favorite as well. Roland was also cool but died fast for me

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Barely customizable
    >No NG+
    >Quickly gets way too easy
    >Not a lot of different playstyles

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw you realize that the Xs on the ground can be dug up with the grapple skill on the skilltree and aren't a lategame ability that you get during the treasure hunt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek yeah. Forgot when I discovered this, but it was at least as far as shell corp (first half before you get in the factory)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I discovered it after beating the game because I looked up what the frick I missed

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that this is more of an introduction to souls likes for those who couldn't get into the genre through FS games? Or is this also great if you went through all the FS stuff and hungry for more?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not particularly complex nor difficult but the bosses would be fairly punishing for someone not experienced with the genre. Trying to block every hit is punished severely and there aren't many ways for forcing it to be your turn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      Kind of. It still has the same sort of general structure as a FS game but it's more lenient in general exploration, but bosses expect you to parry or dodge well like in any other Soulslike. It's a bit more action oriented but still mostly relies on the usual structure of the genre. The only thing that I can think that would be a decent introduction to the genre outside of Fromsoft games would be the Jedi games on lower difficulties (Since they have the same design principles minus stamina and more platforming), Code Vein (It's more action oriented but has stamina), or maybe The Surge 2 (It's more parry oriented but has stamina). Hellpoint would also work I guess but it's way clunkier than a Fromsoft game and you have to work around that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it true that this is more of an introduction to souls likes for those who couldn't get into the genre through FS games? Or is this also great if you went through all the FS stuff and hungry for more?

        this entire discussion is moronic. even normalgays can beat dark souls 1. just play that if you want to get into dark souls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Moose

          They can, but some people can't get past the O&S hump or still have trouble with the controls even deep into it and find the genre hard to get into. I have a relative who died like eight times to Pinwheel (Not in early game by the way) but beat O&S first try without really understanding how to properly dodge anything or learning their movesets with a melee build. DaS1 and DeS are fairly easy game and easy to get into, but for some people they can't get into the genre through them and I get what he means by being unable to get into the genre through Fromsoft games because I've seen someone experience it firsthand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this game is for diehard soul fans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And die hard BotW fans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's about as hard as a standard souls game except for the bosses, which are easier to brute force without learning the fight.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the game, it's got a lot of cool little mechanics. Just beat the mantis shrimp boss. Probably the only thing I've found genuinely hard so far.

    It's really buggy though, and pretty ugly in places. I also think the story is really preachy and annoying. Like, I didn't want these cute little crab guys to go on a speech about how capitalism is bad and communism is good. It really took me out of the experience. Just let me kill sea creatures.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how hard is it to kill the guy who patrols the open ocean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat him after the cove. From New Carcina to expired Grove I didnt stray from the lifesavers at all, but when I left I explored a bit, he showed up, and he seemed totally beatable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not particularly, but difficult to beat until after the grove. Once you have some slightly better shells and a couple levels he's tricky but doable, but trying to do him immediately is more trouble than its worth and I say that as someone that beat the guillotine crab before getting shells.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I avoided him before the grove but then I had a bathroom thought that hiding in your shell would counter the fear move. Beat him after that.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No stamina
    Bosses are either overtuned or im shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use hammers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOURE SHIT. LOL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        always knew i didn't had it in me

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put him in the maid costume

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his tail thing has a sock on it too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God damn..

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a fun game but you could feel some of the lack of polish you get in bigger studios. The movement/dodging didn't feel smooth. Same for the attacks.

    I don't hate the platforming sections and it helps stand apart from the other games, but I wish there was more backtracking to old areas with mantis punch/the shock to find entire new other areas or bosses.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so true we need to make space on the catalog for thread #10000 about the helldivers 2 sony twitter drama

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is that stupid "silence" meme, but what is the laser supposed to be? What's the relation to the telephone?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its not stupid btw. theyre cool enemies

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    minor annoyance, but why the FRICK isn't there a dedicated map button. and WHY can't you scroll around the map?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know. Shit is moronic. The map is basically useless despite actually being a good but abstracted representation of the areas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the map is mostly used for getting your immediate landmarks and there's enough unique geometry for you to be able to navigate off of that alone.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ongbal isn't playing it so it's shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just grabbed my second old world whorl and didn't get another umami charge. what the hell gives?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this your first video game dumbass? read the fricking text that pops up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need one, then two, then three, etc. Same as the stainless relics.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i also love twitch streamers

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