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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trome or Niblin.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taugen
    still would

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not Worren
      Weak

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am a cow enjoyer. big wolf girls are nice too

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hurc male warrior / troonme female mage

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no Blarf gf

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worgens bulked up
    >tauren slimmed down
    What the frick ? It's a fricking humanoid bull/ Why make the humanoid wolf bigger ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nvm, saw the whole thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >worgens bulked up
        >tauren slimmed down
        What the frick ? It's a fricking humanoid bull/ Why make the humanoid wolf bigger ?

        autism

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect height for niblin' on big hurc curck.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best females:
    TROME > BLARF > GOB'DOREI > ORMEN > REST

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its the Draeran

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no Worren BF (male)

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From someone who knows nothing of WoW, how do Horde and Alliance differ ideologically and why do they fight?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a war of races. The horde are savage and fearsome warriors who value honor. And the alliance value order and good will.

      It's the same old story about honorable savages vs. the white man. You've heard it before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont listen to this guy btw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice falseflag blizzdrone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orcs are aliens from another world that waged war on the allied races before being cut off from their masters and forced to carve a place in the new world. Every other race in the horde is some kind of savage or degenerate minority. I'm not joking or playing up a /misc/ bit. They let genocidal spiteful zombies with a disdain for all life into the club. The only thing they have going for them is the noble savage archetype in some of their races.

      Alliance is your standard Tolkien good guy fare. They have even less going on then the horde. They like not being pillaged, raped, used in blood sacrifice or demon summoning rituals, starving to death, etc. They also like the company of other civilized people.

      The horde and alliance mostly stick to themselves because of a massive ocean they live across. They fight because their natural inclinations are at odds and because of historical bad blood, but realistically it's because they let zombies into the horde that have a death agenda that they actively advance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the lore for WoW is pointless, it's been retconned so many times that Horde and Alliance are completely meaningless

      Horde were supposed to just be the Orc clans from Draenor united under one clan
      The Trolls are similar to the orc clans but are from Azeroth, but instead of uniting together like the orcs, one tribe was arbitrarily picked to join the hORdE for gameplay reasons
      The Night Elves have a common ancestor with the Trolls, the Night Elves invited the demons into the world and the Night Elf Queen turned most of the Night Elves into Naga
      The Tauren used to be allied with the Night Elves because of their druidic bond inside the Emerald Dream, this changed because Tauren needed to join the Horde and Night Elves on the Alliance
      The Humans are the legacy of the Vrykul, split off into different corners of Azeroth
      The Dwarves evolved from living stone
      Gnomes don't really have any reason to exist, neither do Goblins, their lore was never really fleshed out in comparison to the others
      The Worgen were Humans from Gilneas
      The Forsaken were Humans from Lordaeran
      The Draenei were from Draenor like the Orcs were, but were retconned multiple times to basically be sparefaring aliens
      The Pandaren are from a small continent that was isolated from the rest of the world, this doesn't make practical sense due to pic related
      The Drak'thyr are Deathwings attempts to create dragons out of other races
      ---- Non playable races -----
      Ogre's were also from Draenor, but with the constant retcons, most of it no longer makes any sense
      Troglodytes are the cousins of Dwarves
      Gnolls are from Azeroth but they've been retconned so much that none of it makes sense
      Wendigo are from Northrend
      Bugs are from the same area that the Pandarian are from, which matches up with Silithus due to continental drift, but there is no evidence of Pandaria in Kalimdor which makes the entire retcon make no sense

      I can keep going on but you can see that retconning was a matter of convenience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gnolls are from Azeroth but they've been retconned so much that none of it makes sense
        how were they retconned?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thrall Horde was never just the orcs
        You didn't even name retcons you just explained what things are. How are forsaken being humans from lordaeron a retcon moron?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the horde was never just orcs full stop
          it had ogres too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            horde was originally part of the burning legion technically

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but the ogres all left the horde because reasons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got the Exploring Kalimdor book for christmas and genuinely, within the first 10 pages there's a really cool page showing a map of kalimdor and a semi-transparent page before it which plots the route the protagonists take in exploring the continent. Problem is, they've marked Ashenvale as Azshara. It basically killed my enthusiasm for the book because if they can't do the most basic level of research for *the fricking map*, it stands to reason that the rest of the stuff in the book is probably just bullshit they made up on the spot as well. Really fricking sad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually I guess looking at it again it's more like Hyjal, but still. It's nowhere near where Azshara is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It clearly says ashenvale below azshara tho
          Azshara was the Naga zone in permanent fall was comfy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Azshara is the bit that looks like a horde symbol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can literally see Azshara on the map and it is nowhere near where they placed the marker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how do Horde and Alliance differ ideologically
      Horde are BIPOC allies and a pluralist nature worshipers while the Alliance are the slaves of an Evil white king.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious how Tolkien had actually explained that Dwarf women don't look like Dwarven men but people can't help but be attached to the in world joke he made

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >um akshually in a lecture he did on may 5th 1478
        shut the FRICK up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mad moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happens in humans too, see: Russians and Hungarians.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also turks

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Vulpenei keep the huge horsewiener?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Niblin look like they could be an actual race. Like D&D Gnomes but Night Elf related

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female Hurc is what female Kul Tiran should’ve been.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that goblins and nelves can canonically interbreed

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pass on all. WoW is one of the ugliest games in existence.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gnolls are pretty funny
    Also sex with draeran (female)

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blarf female.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My blarf wife just left me for a Ormen..

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trome
    imagine the gnome voice actor doing a jamaican accent

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All WoW races can interbreed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but does this also apply to the average isekai'd human about to get raped by a pandaren?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          okay but pandaren females are literally made for marriage to human men?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Getting their kingdoms crushed was worth it I see, based humans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate when fantasy properties do this because it triggers my genetics autism

      if all races can produce fertile hybrids, then you should see a gradient between their territories
      there should be short hairy men between the human and dwarf kingdoms, taller than dwarves but shorter than humans
      you see it irl, like how eastern euopeans look like the mid point between arabs and whites

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blizzard is not known for good writing or world building

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, sadly yes, they are by almost all normalgays who ever played any of their games, which of course it's yet another proof most people are morons, just like using pandaren/ WoW reaction images it's a nice way you are a massive gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >genetics
        >half of the species are curse of fleshed titan-forged
        LOL
        LMAO

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And they can all breed with each other

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >blessed by the Titans (gods)
            Of course

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Humans descend from spirits animating stones
        dwarves and gnomes descend from spirits animating stones and robots
        Elves descend from trolls that bathed in titan girl water
        trolls descend from nature spirits
        taurens and every other furgay descends from nature spirits
        orcs and ogres descends from spirits animating stones (other planet)
        draenei descend from ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????, (other planet)
        genetics is clearly not the deciding factor of life on warcraft. As with any fantasy setting with enough effort you can have a human breed with a wolf and have wolf pups and no one will bat an ear because of how intrinsically mystical the world is. If it's any consolation for you you can simply apply magic bullshit to the epigenetic factor defining how interspecies couples can have children, randomly having recessive muts like lantressor, glowing eyes goats like Garona or 100% one species like Arathor. There's no reason to apply reproductive genetics in a world that blatantly does not use it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          garona is still visibly a draenei/orc hybrid
          she even mentions having hoof-like feet

          and her weird son Med'an is visibly a human/orc/draenei hybrid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Humans descend from spirits animating stones
            dwarves and gnomes descend from spirits animating stones and robots
            Elves descend from trolls that bathed in titan girl water
            trolls descend from nature spirits
            taurens and every other furgay descends from nature spirits
            orcs and ogres descends from spirits animating stones (other planet)
            draenei descend from ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????, (other planet)
            genetics is clearly not the deciding factor of life on warcraft. As with any fantasy setting with enough effort you can have a human breed with a wolf and have wolf pups and no one will bat an ear because of how intrinsically mystical the world is. If it's any consolation for you you can simply apply magic bullshit to the epigenetic factor defining how interspecies couples can have children, randomly having recessive muts like lantressor, glowing eyes goats like Garona or 100% one species like Arathor. There's no reason to apply reproductive genetics in a world that blatantly does not use it.

            Rexxar is also visibly exactly what you'd expect an orc/ogre hybrid would look like as well

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Rexxar is also visibly exactly what you'd expect an orc/ogre hybrid would look like
              an orc with down syndrome

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm so fricking glad this homosexual isn't canon
            fricking fanfiction tier shit
            looks like an american dragon character

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              medan is canon anon, the writers just pretend like hes dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuuuuuuuck I need a pandaren mommy

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Worren unironicallly look better than real worgen
    oof

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fem hurc
    >fem blarf
    >fem taugen

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DRAERAN FEMALES LOOK LIKE THEY FRICK HURC MALES

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blarf looks exacly as it sounds.
    i do not know what a Niblin is, but we must protect them(women).

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YO you should be demanding they remake Starsiege

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Trome

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with fem tromes

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Race mixing is racist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not if if it's me and an 8 foot tall werewolf or anthro panda lady

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird that we refer to fantasy races as "race" at all considering they're clearly different species entirely

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most aren't actually

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trolls/elves
          Humans/undead/worgen
          Dwarves
          Tauren
          Vulpera
          gnomes
          are all species of completely different origins at least, same for dwarves/elves/humans in tolkein's stuff or warhammer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Humans/undead/worgen
            >different races
            ???

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dwarves and humans are closely related on the metric of being a part of the same batch of titan creations

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sure, race still feels too reductive a term though, and the other things are from completely different places

              >Humans/undead/worgen
              >different races
              ???

              I meant that humans/undead/worgen were of the same "race" or at least origin, though I wouldn't really call a werewolf or a zombie a human

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're all just titan constructs with varying levels of degeneration from an old god curse.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              dont trolls pre-date the titans and old gods?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Trolls are one of the pre-Titan races. But also have suffered outside evolution from time to time like the other pre-Titan races.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trolls aren't, they were on Azeroth before the titans found it.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gnolls or Niblins

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big tauren milkers

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwa'dorei chads, RISE UP

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vulpenei and niblin female
    >shortstack body without the vomit inducing goblin face or furhomosexualry

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