It's time for ARPGs to get rid of the bird camera and use a third person camera so they can have a non archaic battle system.

It's time for ARPGs to get rid of the bird camera and use a third person camera so they can have a non archaic battle system. It was OK in the Diablo 2 era because tech was not just enough to get here but at this point there is no excuse. It's time to evolve.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hm. I actually completely agree. Aiming a weapon is simply easier in third person angle, whereas it can be a bit clunky and needlessly inaccurate in top down.

    Now be honest, you wanted to talk about this, but you also really wanted to drool over cute battle nuns.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    agreed.
    I can't fricking appreciate your character designs and models if they are a 16 pixel tall character on a 1920 pixel tall background

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's time for arpgs to be a different genre entirely

    frick off moron just play different games

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest with me, are all people posting these HURR CHESS SHOULD REPLACE PIECES WITH REAL TIME BATTLE SIMULATION threads baiting, or is there a small percentage of morons actually, genuinely stupid enough to believe it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >or is there a small percentage of morons actually, genuinely stupid enough to believe it?
      Ohoho, there are way more "any popular game should be designed for me so I can discuss it with my internet friends" normalgays than you can think.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nun
    god, my dick
    i feel the urge to violate the holy maiden

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good taste.

        What you're describing is Nioh, anon.

        Nioh itemization is SHIT. Theorycrafting is half of the appeal of the genre.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no sister mary gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play Call of Cthulhu ttrpg
      >Rest of group already playing for a few sessions now
      >Something about a cult in a desert trying to bring forth an Old One, through a ritual
      >Make nun character, that's trained and specializes in shotguns, explosives and driving
      >Drive out to the desert
      >Cult is having an orgy
      >One group member hides in the trunk of a cult member's car, without telling anyone
      >We find a semi-buried pyramid
      >Sneak inside, plant explosives
      >Rest of group start shooting at the cultists
      >Just a bunch of naked dudes with daggers
      >And one large pile of flesh that fused together, into an abomination
      >Party member loses it, runs off, into the desert never to be seen again
      >Take on abomination by myself, blow it up
      >Rest of party still trying to fight off the cultists
      >A few of the cultists go inside the pyramid
      >Start ritual
      >Sneak in behind them
      >Portal opens, tentacle thing is trying to go through
      >Sneak outside, blow the pyramid, with the explosives I've pre-planted it with
      >Portal collapses, cuts Old One in half, kills cultists
      >Outside everyone is dead
      >Except the one guy in the trunk, that I don't even know is there
      >And the one that ran off into the desert, who will die of dehydration in a few days
      >Pick up our ride
      >Leave
      It was impressive just how badly the group did. But my nun kicked ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shame no rape

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dragon's dogma

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What you're describing is Nioh, anon.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not using 1911s
    BURN HER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rape, anon
      you rape nuns

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, frick off

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't decide which dumb thing to make fun of you for:
    Thinking a "bird camera" isn't third person
    OR
    Thinking ARPGs haven't had a variety of camera styles for their entire existence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when they tried that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EYE ?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an arpg where you can have a party of battlenuns?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mordheim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that dont look like they have down syndrome is what anon meant AND is an ACTION-RPG

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the thing OP actually said:

    >All ARPGs need to be just like Dark Souls

    have a nice day homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LOL, no. Too slow paced and don't allow too many builds.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any movies and tv series including battle nuns?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there was a netflix series about it but the preview looked like shit and its netflix so i never watched it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Warframe? And Godfall, I guess

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It exist idiot

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    battlemaids and battlenuns are my fetish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same
      rapey rape rape rape
      have i mentioned how much i love rape?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. partook in the sacking of rome

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i wish
          lots of raping to be done there

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            until the swiss guard frick you over

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But for party based RPGs or where you have minions to control, the bird eyes view helps with tactical combat.

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