It's time to admit that Pokemon Sword and Shield was kino.

It's time to admit that Pokemon Sword and Shield was kino.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That town is just begging for a fight between airborne and jerries

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a shitty indie game, COD 4 on my PS3 looks better and has badass action cutscenes mixed with intense gunfighting

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it hasn't been long enough for the ironic contrarianism to be acceptable yet, give it a few more years.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty bad

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next pokemon will look even earlier in development, it'll just be a greenfield with no music, just to see how low the average pokemon fan's standards are.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off, troll.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I know graphics aren't everything, and I know Pokemon has its big nostalgia dick down a lot of people's throats, but Jesus fricking Christ those graphics are ugly. I mean look at the tree on the left, those flat planes of leaves stick out like a sore thumb. What is it with modern Pokemon games on the Switch all looking so fricking bad?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Game Freak should go back to 2D now, they have yet to make an appealing looking 3D game.

      The only good thing that came out of those travesties are the girls, especially the Gloria and Marnie parings.

      Nice bait

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Game Freak should go back to 2D now, they have yet to make an appealing looking 3D game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the solution is to make unappealing looking 2D games instead?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing that came out of those travesties are the girls, especially the Gloria and Marnie parings.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SWSH mogs SV on every aspect.
    People who say SV was good are in heavy denial because they don't want to admit being wrong about Sword and Shield.
    That's why SWSH has a better meacritic score and better sales.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >X/Y
      Shit
      >Gen 3 remakes
      Kino
      >Sun/Moon/Ultra
      Shit/Ultra shit
      >Sword shield
      Shit and piss
      >Legends
      Medicore but almost shit
      >Scat/Vomit
      Medicore

      Lies. Your review site is a lie. Your tastes are lies. That girl is also a big liar and smells like stink.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a correct opinion.
        PLA pissed me off a whole lot though, it could have been good but it insisted on being just as low effort as the rest of gamefreak's latest attempts.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new game bad
    >that means old bad game is good now
    Frick off

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lke swoshi

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will you virgins take the Temtem pill?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's troony shit in that game

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see that mountain?
    >it's not real so don't try to go there

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought and played this game to the end it was shit because it was unfinished and worse than predecessors in every way like content, music and performance especially.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally the only scene in the game that looked good. the entire pathway into town had the camera on rails. it was carefully scripted for the first 10 minutes of gameplay.

    the rest of the game looked like dogshit

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill off Cynthia then we'll talk

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not at all surprising that you’re a Ganker shitposter too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know where this is headed, and my body is ready.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posts one of 3 decent looking places in the entire game
    >a town which you spend, at most, the first 15 minutes in

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, you walk through it, get introduced to CHARIZARD, then leave.
      I use "through it" lightly since that takes 5 seconds of pushing up on the stick.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please shut the frick up. Please

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy that we got games like Xenoblade on the switch, but pokemon looks like this. crazy world we live in.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fall apart at the 6th gym. Rushed out the door. I'm surprised no one ever mentions the last third of the game.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of those buildings are enterable

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so the sonic cycle applies to pokemon? i can't wait for the next entry to run at 5fps,sell millions and morons sucking scarlet dick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokegays are already sucking Scarlet and Violets dick, they fell for the Open World meme, this fanbase is worse than Sonic's at this point

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah at least sonic added some shit to make frontiers better,scarlet dlc doesn't even run better,they never fixed the game and yet new dlc is coming,frick this fanbase like holy shit

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than SV atleast

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