7 years following the platform's release one question remains.
Where are the games?
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It's Time we Talked About the Switch
7 years following the platform's release one question remains.
Where are the games?
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On store shelves and the eshop, presumably.
Name ONE game.
One
Redneck Rampage
Good one
I mean, it's a horrible game, but a nostalgic one anyway
Vroom in the night sky
Minecrap
Jackie chan
UNO
Voice of Cards
I'm playing them right now
Every time you buy from the eshop it makes their vibrators buzz.
Sauce
>59% not 69%
ONE JOB
that'd be lame and would ruin the image
Here you go fren!
These are all ports that play better on other consoles though :/
God, what ugly photos. It's like the rancid stink of your house manifests in them.
>pretending that Nintendo doesn't have the most sterling reputation for first party titles of any developer to have ever existed
Odd cope
>Astalon enjoyer
Based. One of the most underappreciated metroidvanias of the past few years
Who the frick play nwn and bg on the switch.
>mfw have over 500 hours in both
Games play find only thing is no way to play multiplayer in BG 1 or II
>neverwinter nights
i wasn't aware that was even a thing
how well or not does it play?
Absolute garbage.
They'll announce the Switch 2 sometime this year, Kid Icarus Uprising HD will be a launch title to showcase the new hardware and controller.
man I wish
I'm not joking.
source: trust me sister
They're adding ten new chapters to the game's story.
>Three of which were cut from the original game, Dark Pit and Magnus are playable instead of Pit
>Four chapters are a retelling of the original Kid Icarus featuring a younger version of Pit training to master the three sacred treasures
>Three bonus chapters post-Hades where Pit and Dark Pit merge to defeat Chaos
you know when people tell you you're full of shit you shouldn't double down and make up even more moronic garbage confirming you're larping
Okay, Switch 2's controller have scroll wheels that also function as the R and L buttons. They'll let you cycle through Pit's powers without a touch screen.
>le scroll wheels!!!
lmao
also you can just use the dpad or even simple shoulder buttons to circle through pit's powers, man you people are stupid
https://www.freepatentsonline.com/y2015/0261321.html
See you next direct.
Draw the new controller
Bro, i can get the same pics easily on the internet, im talking about a drawing of the final product, not the patent examples
Why would I know what the final product looks like? The only thing we know about the joycons right now is that they have scroll wheels.
You need to worry about being banned from playgrounds and schools first, Ninpedo.
What?
WHAT???
Everyone and their mothers knew that, so you really didn't know anything, it was posted here long ago
That’s awesome, but I didn’t ask you, did I, Frickface? So how about this, it’s a great I came up with! How about you shut your wiener hole and climb back under your rock? How does that sound you fricking maggot?
Do NOT ever reply to me again with your stupidity.
U mad, bro?
Thats a switch lite with less buttons, add what is in the final product
Yes, X & Y and the triggers are being removed as they're too confusing for casual gamers.
>KI 2
No anon,the *real* leak is going to blow everyones mind the 1st launch title of a pure fighter Virtua fighter VI
Breh I’d love for sega to go full AM2 and just start making a ton of 3d arcade kino for the switch 2 but it’s never happening, they’re just gonna keep trying to force Sonic slop alongside yazkua and persona. That era of sega is beyond dead.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nintendo_Switch-only_games
Here
as a Nintendo fan, Nintendo can go frick themselves
i can play that on the switch with my NSO sub
>ports
>remasters
>children's games
This is Gankerirgins favourite console?
>I-it doesn't count
And here we go again.
>didn't disagree
I accept your concession
gays that think Metroid Dread is a children's game don't deserve my attention.
In all seriousness. I'm glad there's no games coming out. Being a wagecuck and having a 1 year old child my backlog is ridiculous.
Just release the switch 2 and make it backwards compatible so I can at least play through games like Zelda and Xenoblade 3 at more than 21 fps
Dick
Frick you
Tendie
How do two men have a baby?
Dear homosexuals, may I present to you your daily reminder:
Tendies are
>peodphiles
>emotionally stunted manchildren
>women
>lbgt
>literal children
Grown straight men do not play Nintendo.
Always remember, don’t be gay.
I genuinely think the switch upsets a lot of Black folk on here, and I also genuinely think they make threads like this because they think they can make a “difference.” If they post it enough it’ll sway public opinion and people will leave the switch and go to “their” platform of choice. Ganker does not matter in the grand scheme of consumer behavior and never has. You can make 200 of these seethe threads a day (and you do) and it continues to sell. You lead a meaningless existence.
>Projecting snoy thread
>AAAAAAEEEEEEE ITS TOO BIG FRICKFRICKFRICK AAAAA GET IT OUT GET IT OUT FRICK IM BLEEDING
Ahh the sweet sweet song of the Tendie
Dog Shitch
FRICK THE SHITCH
Shitendo was never good
~posted from my iPhone 6
~captcha: vgagg
~motto: there’s no need to fear, the thread shitter is here!
Switch has games
Nice collection pedo!
Hard day snoy?
>things that never happened
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
Nintendo Switch has Games.
:v )
>snoycücks trying to get away with the shitdivers 2 controversy
Lmaooo fricking homosexuals get fricked
Seriously though. The Switch's success has led to me needing to go on an antidepressant. I invested so much energy into wanting to see it fail when it launched in 2017 that I have become rather distraught.
I find some comfort in reading/creating threads mocking the games it has, but overall that still leaves me feeling empty. I can only pray the next gen they fall hard like Wii U. That needs to happen so i can get my life back together.
Get better soon snoy
Me too bro, i made a lot of memes in advance but i never had the opportunity to post them, i really want this shit to fail so i can get fun again in my life
you'll probably get your wish, soBlack
nintendo is always in this cycle:
success > get arrogant and moronic > failure > learn from mistakes > success
Would you say Sony was that way?
PS1 - PS2 (success)
PS3 (arrogance and huge asking price)
PS4 (success)
PS5 (arrogance expecting continued success without many games)
I see a tendie thread. I call everyone a pedo. Simple as.
Takes a pedo to know a pedo. Or you can look up 'projection'.
I dont play video games. I play every side.
I see a snoy thread. I do nothing, they kill themselves. Simple as
It's time we TALKED about ? Seriously ?
It’s time we talked about Nintendo’s pedophile problem
Yeah, they dont have as much pedophiles as sony, what we do about that?
ESL